Plane Travel Guide

This is the first time that Zhu Di has gone to the sky in his life. The Grassland League Ceremony only allowed him to rise to 1, 200 meters in the air, which is not considered to be the sky at all.

This trip on the Xingchen is the real taste of flying in the sky. Although the wind cannot be heard in the ears, countless white clouds can be seen floating slowly under the feet through the crystal windows.

That feeling is indescribable in any language. It makes people feel drunk and top-heavy without drinking.

"Is this flying against the wind?" Zhu Di, who was over sixty years old, was lying in front of the window like a child and refused to leave, greedily admiring the beautiful scenery outside the window.

But now almost everyone in the cabin is lying on their stomachs in front of the window, even Yang Shiqi and Jin Youzi, the two cabinet scholars from Xiangzi, can't help imitating the childlike appearance, looking at the sky scenery outside the window with endless surprises .Plane Travel Guide 1230

Although the ceiling of the Xingchen is 3 meters, in order to let these big Ming bumpkins enjoy the feeling of being high above all the small mountains, the plane only rises a few thousand meters—they don’t see anything if they go too high. gone.

Just at this distance, they can also see animals, houses, men, women and children on the ground that are the size of ants.This feeling of looking down at all beings from the sky made everyone even find a little bit of a fairy.

Maybe we usually walk on the ground, but in the eyes of these gods in the heavens, we are like ants!

Zhu Di and the two cabinet scholars were very excited, but the rest of the people were not so lucky.Although those eunuchs and maids of honor were also on the plane, they did not dare to imitate the emperor and cabinet ministers and lie on the window to enjoy the scenery without any scruples.Although they were extremely envious in their hearts, they could only quietly glance at the corners of their eyes twice.

Although the scenery outside the window is infinitely beautiful, but the emperor's disrespect is enough to be convicted of deceiving the emperor, and his head will be lost.

You can live without seeing the scenery, but if you look at the scenery desperately, you will lose your life.But if you can see such a scenery, it will be regarded as a fairy-like enjoyment.Maybe it's not worth it to die just to be a god?

Although everyone is still hesitating in their hearts, some people think that they will be willing to die as a fairy once!

Just when hesitating, and when someone was even ready to fight to the death to become a god, Tang Shaozhe was keenly aware of all this: "Okay, I don't need your services now, let's all go to the side to see the scenery. Hehe, it’s not like I didn’t accompany you to heaven once in vain. Go, let’s all go out, it’s enough to have me here.”

Zhu Di's location is a luxury cabin, which can also be isolated from the service cabin outside.Now Tang Shaozhe drove all the accompanying eunuchs and maids into the service cabin, and when the crystal backlit door was closed, it was a completely different world.

In the luxurious inner cabin, you can see all the conditions of the service cabin, but the service cabin cannot see the inside—in order to protect the privacy of distinguished guests.So Tang Shaozhe could clearly see the activities of those people outside, and they all seemed crazy after they quit.

Whether it's the eunuch or the maid, they all snatched a window seat in a hurry and hurried over to have a look.I just took a very limited glimpse inside, and it has already aroused everyone's interest.

Looking down from an altitude of several thousand meters, the world is so vast and everything is so small.

Even the modern people who take an airplane for the first time will feel excited after going to the sky, let alone the Ming Dynasty people who are completely shrouded in mysticism?The feeling of flying in the sky is really amazing!

Although he didn't go out, Tang Shaozhe already understood how much impact these people had received.Perhaps, after returning to the capital, they will spread these experiences with more magical descriptions.When these rumors spread from the palace to the people, the mysterious aura on Mr. Guoshi will only become more dignified.

Turning his head with a smile, Tang Shaozhe wandered to Zhu Di's side: "Your Majesty, let me show you the places we passed along the way? Looking at it from the sky, it feels completely different from when we came here!"

"Hehehe, I really have this intention, quickly invite the Master of the State Teacher to come and give me some advice!"

The birds are singing uncontrollably, the plane has passed Ten Thousand Mountains!

Although Tang Shaozhe slowed down as much as possible, he even stopped several times on the road to give special demonstrations and explanations for Zhu Di.But even so, the journey back to the capital took less than 3 hours in total.

When they got off the plane, from Zhu Di to the maids, from the cabinet ministers to the eunuchs, they all had unfinished business.Plane Travel Guide 1230

It can be seen that Zhu Di wants to fly like this a few times in the future, and he doesn't seem to feel hard about the trapeze career.However, in order to ensure the current collection of beliefs, Master Guoshi does not plan to popularize airplanes in Daming.

"Your Majesty, human beings are not birds after all. It will take a process to change all actions to flying like birds." Although it is possible to popularize airplanes in this plane—the airplanes bought by Feisha are all fully automatic artificial intelligence To operate, just enter the coordinates of the starting point and end point and arrange the travel time. In fact, the operation is not very complicated.

However, Tang Shaozhe still comforted the emperor with a very sincere attitude, and the emperor took it for granted.

But Zhu Di finally sighed, and said: "Oh, the more I get in touch with the master of the state, the more I feel that what the emperor is doing is really boring. If I can cultivate the truth and seek immortality, I really want to leave all this and concentrate on cultivation. .”

Indeed, after seeing modern life, Zhu Di felt all the enjoyment in the past was boring.

In fact, in many aspects of life, the living standard of His Majesty the Ming Emperor is really not as good as that of ordinary citizens in modern cities.Others may be overcome, but Zhu Di can't stand the Ming Dynasty toilet after using the toilet on the plane.

Although he can even make this toilet out of pure gold, it is completely incomparable to even the most common modern flush toilet in terms of comfort and convenience.After thinking about it for a long time, he still couldn't help making this request to Tang Shaozhe.But modern flush toilets involve the transformation of the entire groundwater. You can't change the groundwater system of the palace just for the toilet, right?

So Tang Shaozhe was very embarrassed: "This... Your Majesty, although the toilet is not a problem, it is really not suitable for you to install it here. Even if the toilet is installed, it cannot be used without the corresponding configuration."

Master Guoshi’s hesitation to reform the sewer system of the palace changed his taste in Zhu Di’s eyes. His Majesty the Emperor thought that the artifacts from the fairy world could not be used if they were taken from the mortal world.Maybe it's the lack of spirit energy?

"However, Master Guoshi can invite so many gods, can't he still not be able to do such a simple thing? Just tell me what corresponding configuration you need, even if you use the power of the whole country, I will do it for you!"

Look at the toilet inside the organ puppet's stomach, it's completely made of crystal, it's definitely ten times cleaner than the imperial dining room!It is convenient to be in such a toilet, even if you have diarrhea, you will feel different!

For this set of content that is closely related to life, Zhu Di really likes it very much.Anyway, the word is out, as long as Tang Shaozhe can get him a toilet similar to the one on the plane... the original words are like this...

"... No matter what price you pay, we can discuss it!" Tang Shaozhe still remembered Zhu Di's expression at that time, very serious.

Similar expressions generally only appear when high-level political or economic figures are about to make some important decisions that affect national policy.In China, it must be of a level that can be broadcast on CCTV 1 news network; in foreign countries, it is also a prime-time news column that CNN or BBC are competing to report.

Such an expression should be matched with the following line: "...I declare that the United States will renounce the right to fight in war from now on, and only retain the limited right to fight back in self-defense."

Or it should be this kind of dialogue: "...I have a dream, I hope that one day, the whole world can turn swords into plows!"

However, with such a solemn demeanor, Zhu Di was discussing with Tang Shaozhe about whether to build a fully modern new toilet in the palace.The level of irony far exceeded Tang Shaozhe's psychological tolerance.

So Tang Shaozhe was very uncomfortable when facing Zhu Di who was extremely serious and hadn't even had time to meet with the Crown Prince and ministers of Jian Guo.Wanting to laugh and being so funny, the expression on the whole person's face almost cramped.

"Uh..." After finally suppressing this unusually strong smile, Tang Shaozhe didn't dare to look in the mirror to see his expression at the moment: "Okay, since Your Majesty has said so, I don't have anything to be hypocritical about. If there is any difficulty, it must be done, and if there is no difficulty, it must be done for His Majesty. Don’t worry, I guarantee that there will be a corresponding toilet in the Forbidden City soon!"

"The kind that is fully automatic? Uh, it's very clean and doesn't have any peculiar smell at all. Is it almost the same as the toilet... the toilet in the belly of the puppet? I can tell you in advance, it's not good if the difference is too much ah!"

Oh, what kind of life did the ancient emperors live!Wanting to get a toilet equipped with a flush toilet is so heart-wrenching, really... Alas, the sky in the old society is dark, and even the emperor is so uncomfortable!

Tang Shaozhe even had tears in his eyes for a moment: "Your Majesty, don't worry, I will do this for Your Majesty even if I go up the mountain of swords or down the pan of oil. No matter what, I must satisfy your majesty's modest request! But , the related costs..." Plane Travel Guide 1230

"That's a trivial matter. It's a big thing that the bathroom can be built in the Forbidden City. I don't care about manpower, material resources, and financial resources! As long as the national teacher says a word, I can have whatever I want! I can do everything I promise you!"

The last sentence is really domineering!Anyone who stopped would never have guessed that Emperor Yongle was planning to build a toilet!

(Special thanks to: book friend "Sick Sword Man" for supporting me!)