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Just when the thick cloud of war was hanging over the land including Sanyo, San'in/Do, and Kyushu, and the terrible pressure was almost breathless, such an unprecedented document was received in Kyoto .

"...The former imperial court sent envoys to Japan to negotiate the follow-up matters of the Japanese "insurgency" in Ninghai Town, hoping that the Japanese side would punish the murder and wipe out the Japanese pirates! But such reasonable demands were met with rude responses from the Muromachi Shogunate.

"Didn't you all claim that the pirates along the coast of the Ming Dynasty did not exist? Didn't you say jokingly that if the Ming court had evidence, it could do its own thing and come to exterminate the Japanese pirates? Now, in order to meet the requirements of the Muromachi Shogunate, His Majesty the Emperor of Ming sent me to lead the Royal Navy." The United Fleet came to act cheaply and deal with all disputes between the two sides.

"After in-depth investigation and detailed textual research, I finally found out that the main backstage of the Japanese pirates along the coast of the Ming Dynasty was the Matsuura family in Hirado Town, Hizen Kingdom, Kitakyushu. Even the Japanese riot in Ninghai Town last time was also sent by the lord of the clan, Matsuura Ryūnao for.

"In order to achieve long-term peace along the coast of Daming, and to punish the culprits behind the Japanese riots in Ninghai Town, I specially ordered the joint fleet of the Royal Navy of the Ming Dynasty to carry out a retaliatory bombardment of Hirado Town, and finally brought all the culprits to justice." Yufa. Plane Travel Guide 1468

"In the following time, in order to completely eradicate the Japanese pirates along the coast of the East China Sea of ​​the Ming Dynasty, I personally led all the members of the Combined Fleet of the Royal Navy of the Ming Dynasty to carry forward the high integrity of not being afraid of hard work and continuous combat, and complied with the requirements of the Muromachi Shogunate to wipe out all the Japanese pirates around the coast. No thief ever slipped through the net.

"After fulfilling the negotiation conditions between the two countries last time regarding the Japanese "insurgency" in Ninghai Town, I formally led a delegation here to present a letter of credence to the Muromachi Shogunate once again in the sincerity of pursuing peace. be discussed.

"I hope that the Muromachi Shogunate can set things right, get out of the "lost" misunderstanding as soon as possible, return to the diplomatic negotiation table, and realize peace between the two countries in the East China Sea as soon as possible. In order to show the sincerity of the Ming Dynasty, I will bring out the corresponding Japanese pirates Evidence delivered to the Muromachi Shogunate.

"And considering the different positions of the two parties, I also hope that the Muromachi shogunate can show the sincerity of the negotiation as soon as possible, and agree to the relevant reasonable conditions of the Ming Dynasty: dissolve the current shogunate, punish the rude ministers of the shogunate's foreign negotiations last time, and cede Kyushu and Shikoku. Xiaohaidao compensates the Ming Royal Navy's joint fleet for dispatching military expenses and the corresponding economic losses caused by the Japanese "insurgency" in Ninghai Town!

"If not, the Combined Fleet of the Ming Royal Navy will uphold the eternal morality and philosophy in the world, express deep regret for Japan's obsessive attitude, and then use military means to promote peace between the two sides.

"The book is not exhaustive, and the words are not exhaustive, but my sincere sincerity is already on the paper. I hope that the Muromachi shogunate and the imperial family can reach an agreement as soon as possible on the basis of respecting each other's reasonable demands."

This strange diplomatic document can be said to be the first of its kind in history. The whole article is full of half-literal vulgar words, which simply opened the eyes of all the Japanese shogunate and court ministers at that time.

Although all the high-ranking members of the shogunate were from the samurai family, they had also learned extensive and profound Chinese culture. Not only were they proficient in Chinese, but they also tried their best to move closer to the elegant class.Tea ceremony, kendo, flower art, waka, poetry and so on are all learned by hand.

As for the nobles in the Japanese imperial court, even the members of the royal family, most of them are proficient in Chinese, and they have always been learning and using Chinese culture with an inexplicable attitude of awe.

If the upper-class people in Japan don't understand Chinese culture, they will be the dirtiest among the turtles if they say it, and they deserve it if they make people laugh.Many people not only speak fluent Chinese, but also write good characters.

Compared with Chinese poetry, ancient prose, parallel prose, and official document formats, they are even more familiar and can no longer be familiar with.

The words that fall on the paper, each word should play a corresponding role, and the combination must be catchy. This is the foundation of the state of etiquette in the vast country of China.

But this diplomatic document does not meet any of the above requirements at all, and in the eyes of learned people, it is nothing better than shit.How did they know that in terms of the master's ancient prose level, this is considered a super-level performance.If the Japanese "government" still dislikes it, then I am really sorry for Tang Shangxian's serious attitude.

It's not that Tang Shangxian couldn't find a suitable ghostwriter in China. In fact, even if he read the general meaning and then handed it over to Zheng He to draft the wording, this situation would not happen.

But Tang Shaozhe chose the simplest method - he went into battle shirtless, and wrote out this ultimatum against the Japanese "government" with a swipe of a pen.

On the one hand, he didn’t want to mix in more ancient Chinese. Those allusions and wordings that go around are really not enjoyable to read; precedent.

In fact, except for the shallowness of the entire text that was laughed at by the shogunate and the court, everyone was shocked by the domineering and arrogant attitude shown in the document.

Tsk tsk, listen to this: In order to achieve long-term peace along the coast of Daming and to punish the murderers behind the Japanese "insurgency" in Ninghai Town, the Combined Fleet of the Royal Navy of the Ming Dynasty launched a retaliatory bombardment on Hirado Town, and finally brought all the murderers to justice. Yu Fa!

Nima, did you make a mistake?The number of casualties in Hirado Town exceeded 5, and the entire port and town were turned into a piece of white space. Could it be that all those people were Japanese pirates?Nima, we thought that Hirado Town was struck by lightning in retribution!Plane Travel Guide 1468

Nima handed in a letter of credentials in the sincerity of pursuing peace, and discussed the unfinished matters between the two parties last time.It is hoped that the Muromachi Shogunate can set things right, get out of the misunderstanding and return to the diplomatic negotiating table as soon as possible, and realize peace between the two countries in the East China Sea as soon as possible.

This shit is going to disband the current shogunate, punish the rude ministers who negotiated with foreign countries last time, cede the two small islands of Kyushu and Shikoku to compensate the military expenses of the Ming Royal Navy's joint fleet and the corresponding economic losses caused by the Japanese "insurgency" in Ninghai Town!

He also said that considering the different positions of the two parties, he also hoped that the Muromachi shogunate would show the sincerity of the negotiation as soon as possible and agree to relevant reasonable conditions for Ming Dynasty.Nima, the reasonable conditions are to dissolve the "government", punish the negotiating minister, and cede land for compensation?

Then he threatened to say that if not, the combined fleet of the Royal Navy of the Ming Dynasty will uphold the eternal morality and philosophy in the world, express deep regret for Japan's obsessive attitude, and then use military means to promote peace between the two sides .

Nima, what kind of mess is this?If you become a bitch, you need to set up a memorial archway, right?Are you so shameless?

In the end, he also said that the book of Shenma is not exhaustive, and the words are not exhaustive, but my sincerity has already appeared on the paper.It is hoped that the Muromachi Shogunate and the Imperial Court can reach an agreement as soon as possible on the basis of respecting each other's reasonable demands.

Nima, if an agreement is reached on this, the small land of the Japanese archipelago itself will be reduced by a small half.Is this all your sincerity?Let's be honest and cry and beg for a package/raise, shall we?

To tell the truth, after seeing all this, no one can find fault with the ridiculous level of grammar in it.

Everyone, including the shogunate, court ministers, and even the emperor, wanted to know who this Ming Royal Navy Combined Fleet Commander, Executive Deputy Commander of the Shenji Battalion, and National Teacher Tang Shaozhe was?

"Who can tell me, what's going on with this bastard? Where did he come from?" Various roars with different tones reverberated far and wide over the entire capital, refusing to disperse for a long time ...

(ps: Water and electricity cut off in the whole city. Ever since Wang Xieyi returned to his hometown, this has happened all the time. Nima, the small county town really can’t afford to be hurt! Now I’m coding at a classmate’s house, and their residential area turns out to be a separate line.)