Plane Travel Guide

Although no old man appeared, there was a half-bald middle-aged man who was spat out by the girl.The few strands of hair that were barely responsible for covering the baldness were also messed up by the impact, and the expression of the middle-aged man was close to collapse.But he really couldn't get angry with a weak girl, and at this moment, the girl helped him find a way to vent his anger.

Just like a movie scene, the girl raised her head and looked at Leng Fei with "blurred" eyes, while stretching out a hand to grab him, she said: "Brother~~~~" and fell to the ground slumped .

elder brother?When did I have a younger sister?Do I know you?Leng Fei looked at this inexplicable girl who fell at his feet like a fool (who would call her a girl at this time!).OMG, this is even more exaggerated than that movie!She actually called me brother?Is this still the real world I live in?Leng Fei even had the urge to slap himself hard to confirm that he was still asleep.It's a pity that before he could put his idea into reality, he was awakened from his confusion and stupidity by an extremely angry voice.

"Hey, you young man, how can you do this? Hey, what are you thinking? What are you going to do in this situation? Talk, why are you pretending to be stupid?" The thankful middle-aged man glared angrily. Holding Leng Fei, like a wild beast that chooses to eat people.

Leng Fei is not pretending to be stupid now, he is really stupid now!He first looked at the girl lying on the ground stupidly, and then at the bald middle-aged man in front of him who was furious, and suddenly felt an urge to cry.What did I do to me?But he saved the girl's life with good intentions, why is the situation completely deviated from the normal development now?This girl just glanced at me and called me brother, so I have to take responsibility?God, I was wronged.Much more wronged than Cha Tae Hyun in the movie!Gods that exist in this world, please listen to my call and save me!Plane Travel Guide 1717

The train is still moving, time is still passing, and the story inside the subway car continues to develop.

Leng Fei has always been an ordinary person.Ordinary birth, peaceful life, steady growth, peaceful schooling, mediocre academic performance, and mediocre end of university.The biggest hobby is nothing more than peeking at the beautiful mm, and at the same time it just stays at peeking.

This is his realistic portrayal. Since his birth, except for his father's inexplicable slip and fall into the water, this may be the most wonderful thing he has ever encountered.But this matter is also linked to a classic movie, and the current script is almost a replica of the movie.Leng Fei even thought that some boring fairy was playing crazy pranks.However, what should be faced still needs to be faced, even if it is facing an angry middle-aged man who has already bald.

"What are you waiting for? How much do you plan to compensate me for being made like this by your sister? Talk, pretend?" The bald man's anger far exceeded the energy needed for a super Saiyan to erupt.

"That's right, young man, your sister made people like this, no matter what, she doesn't have too many words." A woman who looked like the legendary three aunts and six wives also answered.

"Tsk tsk tsk, I didn't expect such a beautiful girl to drink like this. Look at this puke, she's completely drunk."

"That's right, he still doesn't want to admit that such a beautiful girl calls him brother. The facts are all there, and it's really shameless to use cunning words here. The skill of telling nonsense with eyes open like this is not something ordinary people can practice. ah."

"Hey, who knows what this brother represents? A real brother or a loving brother? Hey, young people nowadays!"

"Young man, it's your fault. Seeing that your sister is so drunk, why don't you hurry up and send her home. Solve the matter of this gentleman as soon as possible. You see, she is very drunk!"

Facing the chatter of people around him, Leng Fei's heart sank to the bottom.He would eat this dead cat even if he ate it, and he would eat it if he didn't.His defense has completely rendered pale and powerless.

"I don't know this girl. I really don't. Even if you look at me so fiercely, I still don't know her. Believe me, look at my eyes, how sincere! What? Cunning? Injustice Ah, it’s almost snowing in June. Okay, okay, I’m not quibbling, I admit it, I’m frank, I’m telling the truth. You have sharp eyes, how could you be wrong? I underestimated the great wisdom of the people. What? Compensation So much money? Well, well, well-known brands, that’s all I have. How about you give in too? No, no, no, of course it’s not a bargain. In fact, that’s all I have, and it’s all I have in my pockets. Thank you, your lord has a lot. Let's go, I promise, I will never let her get so drunk next time. Have you arrived at the stop? Okay, I'll get off, I'll get off. Goodbye everyone."

With a confused and beautiful girl on his back, Leng Fei would naturally think of things that normal men would think of.What did you say?How did you come up with those?Oh, don't judge Leng Fei's belly with your own heart!He just thought of an ordinary motel.

I remember that classic movie where the girl was carried to a motel by the boy.It happened that in the hotel, when the boy was taking a bath, he encountered a misunderstanding caused by a phone call from a girl friend, and was even mistaken by the police for the boy's attempt to "rape".A miserable night in jail followed.

Thinking of this, Leng Fei couldn't help shivering.Although the boy and the girl ended up with a very romantic and ironic love at the same time.However, it is estimated that I will never have this luck.Judging by the girl's attire, she is definitely a rich master.I am just a penniless young man whose mother has never seen him, and whose father fell into the water inexplicably.

It seems that the story in the movie will not happen to me.Maybe, I can do some things to enjoy in advance now, to make up for the completely deflated wallet just now.Hehehe, movies are not my life after all.Well, I don't have any money, I can't go to the motel, I'm afraid I have to go home.

Although the girl was said to be in a daze, she didn't seem to be drunk, so she couldn't tell when she would wake up.Well, carpe diem in life still needs to be timely.Since it is impossible to develop a romantic relationship, it is okay to enjoy a night of love between men and women in time.Leng Fei involuntarily let out bursts of self-satisfied wolf laughs.

Walking out of the subway platform, Leng Fei discovered two more things.The first is that it is raining, and the second is that I have no money to take a taxi home.It's really not ordinary bad luck!Leng Fei bitterly complained about the bald middle-aged man who demanded so much compensation just now.At the same time, I thought maliciously that it made you so desperate, hmph, didn’t God also make you crazy?It's better to do it more thoroughly, so that there is not a single "hair" left, whether it is on the head or any part of the body.

Walking on the street with a comatose girl on your back on a rainy night, even though it feels more comfortable to be touched on the back, but generally speaking, being rained and covered with water is not something that can make people happy matter.

I want revenge, ho ho.Leng Fei was shivering coldly, while thinking wildly with joy.I'm going to carry her home and put her ￥%￥#%*—%￥.Hehe, with such a good figure, it must feel good.I can finally say goodbye to my virginity!Plane Travel Guide 1717

As soon as I thought about it, I no longer felt how bad the current environment is. Leng Fei played an unknown song and walked towards home quickly. "Get up, people who don't want to be virgins, donate our blood to the women we need most. The day of the world's virgins has come to bid farewell to the past. Once, twice, three, four, five, six times, get up, get up, get up. If you If I don’t get up now, I’ll take some Viagra, Ho Ho, Ho Ho, Ho Ho Ho!”

The rain was falling more and more heavily. Although Leng Fei put his coat on his back, he could still clearly feel the coldness of the autumn rain.Seeing that the green light on the road was about to turn into a red light, Leng Fei rushed across the intersection in a hurry.The world is full of variables, and some things may happen only based on the collision of several accidental factors.Unfortunately, the incident that Leng Fei encountered today was precisely the most incredible incident produced by the collision of several accidental factors.

Ma Xiaohu drove the taxi as usual, muttering in his heart.The windshield wiper of the car just broke yesterday, and it rained again before I had time to repair it today.Now the glass of the front window of the car is blurred, and the red light at the intersection stops blinking, and the green light flashes on and off.

Ma Xiaohu started the car and drove across the intersection while lighting a cigarette.Just took the first puff of the cigarette, and sloppy almost swallowed the whole cigarette in his stomach.At some point, a person suddenly appeared in front of his car, who seemed to be carrying something.In a hurry, Ma Xiaohu hastily stepped on the brakes.However, as the clear collision sound reached Ma Xiaohu's ears, Ma Xiaohu knew that a kind of trouble called a traffic accident was coming to him again.

When Leng Fei rushed to the middle of the intersection, he felt the glare of the headlights, subconsciously turned his head to look, only saw a green "" eco-friendly taxi, and then lost consciousness instantly.Leng Fei's last thought was, shit, it was an eco-friendly taxi that bumped into me. Unexpectedly, I died in a more fashionable way, at least in an environmentally-friendly way.

"Send? Me? to the hospital?" Although the words were uttered, the voice was blurred due to blurred consciousness, and there was no sound at all after that sentence: "By the way, I'm still a What about virgins!"

Virgo, sorry??

(ps: After 12:[-] amend the chapter content, these are some stories written by the author in his spare time!)

Chapter 1717: Battle of Gods?