Plane Travel Guide

Leng Fei has always been an ordinary person.Ordinary birth, peaceful life, steady growth, peaceful schooling, mediocre academic performance, and mediocre end of university.The biggest hobby is nothing more than peeking at the beautiful mm, and at the same time it just stays at peeking.

This is his realistic portrayal. Since his birth, except for his father's inexplicable slip and fall into the water, this may be the most wonderful thing he has ever encountered.But this matter is also linked to a classic movie, and the current script is almost a replica of the movie.Leng Fei even thought that some boring fairy was playing crazy pranks.However, what should be faced still needs to be faced, even if it is facing an angry middle-aged man who has already bald.

"What are you waiting for? How much do you plan to compensate me for being made like this by your sister? Talk, pretend?" The bald man's anger far exceeded the energy needed for a super Saiyan to erupt.

"That's right, young man, your sister made him like this, so you have to give an explanation no matter what?" A woman who looked like the legendary three aunts and six wives was also answering.

"Tsk tsk tsk, I didn't expect such a beautiful girl to drink like this. Look at this, she's so drunk." Plane Travel Guide 1731

"That's right, he still doesn't want to admit that such a beautiful girl calls him brother. The facts are all there, and it's really shameless to use cunning words here. The skill of telling nonsense with eyes open like this is not something ordinary people can practice. ah."

"Hey, who knows what this brother represents? A real brother or a loving brother? Hey, young people nowadays!"

"Young man, it's your fault. Seeing that your sister is so drunk, why don't you hurry up and send her home. Solve the matter of this gentleman as soon as possible. You see, she is very drunk!"

Facing the chatter of people around him, Leng Fei's heart sank to the bottom.He would eat this dead cat even if he ate it, and he would eat it if he didn't.His defense has completely rendered pale and powerless.

"I don't know this girl. I really don't. Even if you look at me so fiercely, I still don't know her. Believe me, look at my eyes, how sincere! What? Cunning? Injustice Ah, it’s almost snowing in June. Okay, okay, I’m not quibbling, I admit it, I’m frank, I’m telling the truth. You have sharp eyes, how could you be wrong? I underestimated the great wisdom of the people. What? Compensation So much money? Well, well, well-known brands, that’s all I have. How about you give in too? No, no, no, of course it’s not a bargain. In fact, that’s all I have, and it’s all I have in my pockets. Thank you, your lord has a lot. Let's go, I promise, I will never let her get so drunk next time. Have you arrived at the stop? Okay, I'll get off, I'll get off. Goodbye everyone."

With a confused and beautiful girl on his back, Leng Fei would naturally think of things that normal men would think of.What did you say?How did you come up with those?Oh, don't judge Leng Fei's belly with your own heart!He just thought of an ordinary motel.

I remember that classic movie where the girl was carried to a motel by the boy.It happened that in the hotel, when the boy was taking a bath, he encountered a misunderstanding caused by a phone call from a girl friend, and was even mistaken by the police for the boy's attempt to "rape".A miserable night in jail followed.

Thinking of this, Leng Fei couldn't help shivering.Although the boy and the girl ended up with a very romantic and ironic love at the same time.However, it is estimated that I will never have this luck.Judging by the girl's attire, she is definitely a rich master.I am just a penniless young man whose mother has never seen him, and whose father fell into the water inexplicably.

It seems that the story in the movie will not happen to me.Maybe, I can do some things to enjoy in advance now, to make up for the completely deflated wallet just now.Hehehe, movies are not my life after all.Well, I don't have any money, I can't go to the motel, I'm afraid I have to go home.

Although the girl was said to be in a daze, she didn't seem to be drunk, so she couldn't tell when she would wake up.Well, carpe diem in life still needs to be timely.Since it is impossible to develop a romantic relationship, it is okay to enjoy a night of love between men and women in time.Leng Fei involuntarily let out bursts of self-satisfied wolf laughs.

Walking out of the subway platform, Leng Fei discovered two more things.The first is that it is raining, and the second is that I have no money to take a taxi home.It's really not ordinary bad luck!Leng Fei bitterly complained about the bald middle-aged man who demanded so much compensation just now.At the same time, I thought maliciously that it made you so desperate, hmph, didn’t God also make you crazy?It's better to do it more thoroughly, so that there is not a single "hair" left, whether it is on the head or any part of the body.

Walking on the street with a comatose girl on your back on a rainy night, even though it feels more comfortable to be touched on the back, but generally speaking, being rained and covered with water is not something that can make people happy matter.

I want revenge, ho ho.Leng Fei was shivering coldly, while thinking wildly with joy.I'm going to carry her home and put her ￥%￥#%*%￥.Hehe, with such a good figure, it must feel good.I can finally say goodbye to my virginity!

As soon as I thought about it, I no longer felt how bad the current environment is. Leng Fei played an unknown song and walked towards home quickly. "Get up, people who don't want to be virgins, donate our blood to the women we need most. The day of the world's virgins has come to bid farewell to the past. Once, twice, three, four, five, six times, get up, get up, get up. If you If I don’t get up now, I’ll take some Viagra, Ho Ho, Ho Ho, Ho Ho Ho!”

The rain was falling more and more heavily. Although Leng Fei put his coat on his back, he could still clearly feel the coldness of the autumn rain.Seeing that the green light on the road was about to turn into a red light, Leng Fei rushed across the intersection in a hurry.The world is full of variables, and some things may happen only based on the collision of several accidental factors.Unfortunately, the incident that Leng Fei encountered today was precisely the most incredible incident produced by the collision of several accidental factors.

Ma Xiaohu drove the taxi yiyàng as usual, muttering in his heart.The windshield wiper of the car just broke yesterday, and it rained again before I had time to repair it today.Now the glass of the front window of the car is blurred, and the red light at the intersection stops blinking, and the green light flashes on and off.

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