Personal beauty care

Chapter 001 One Old and One Young!

Mountain village, moonlit night.

There are dozens of families in this small mountain village, which is so remote that it can't be found even on the map, and most of them are Orion families.In today's 21st century, the adult men in this mountain village still retain the custom of hunting in the mountains, which is rare in China today.

There are two low tile-roofed houses in a courtyard similar to a courtyard on the south side of the mountain village. At this moment, the lights are brightly lit, and a young man in his early twenties has a look of anxiety on his rigid and extremely handsome face. , his eyes as deep as the starry sky were even more impatient. Hearing the sound of water rushing from the toilet in the courtyard, he rolled his eyes and shouted loudly——

"Damn it, you old man, why did you take a bath for so long tonight? Didn't you say you have something to tell me? If you have something to say, let it go, I have something to go out."

The voice echoed in the courtyard, but what responded to him was the lonely night and the cicada from the locust tree in the midsummer courtyard.

Li Futu was so angry that he cursed the old man thousands of times in his heart, but he silently planned in his heart not to fucking leave, I'm afraid that Widow Zhang will finish her bath...

What the hell is this dead old man, who didn't say something earlier, and took a bath slowly?Could it be that... Li Futu rolled his eyes, chuckled, and said, "Old man, you are already in your sixties and seventies. No matter how delicious you wash it, it is useless. Don't expect the village Aunt Wang, who is at the top of her head, has taken a fancy to you. Who still takes a fancy to you when the silver spear and candle are all over? Or are you always trying to pursue happiness by relying on your own left and right hands?"

"Stinky boy, what nonsense are you talking about? Could it be that your skin is itching again?"

At this time, there was a loud sound of angry reprimand, and then a slightly stooped old figure walked into the tile-roofed house. This is an old man in his 60s and nearly 70 years old. The wrinkles on his face are criss-crossed, showing the texture of mountains and rivers. But his eyes were as sharp as eagles.

"Old man, you've finally finished washing. Come on, I'll go out for a while. It won't be too late to talk about anything when I come back." Li Futu smiled when he saw the old man, jumped up, and was about to rush out the door .

The old man narrowed his eyes slightly, first picked up a dry cigarette, took two puffs, and then said slowly: "Stinky boy, is it possible that you want to overturn the wall in the widow's backyard?"

Li Futu's body froze slightly after hearing the words - damn it, how does this old guy know what's in his heart?

"Old man, what are you kidding? You have taught me to be polite, honest and shameful since I was a child. How could I manage to dig into the backyard of a young and beautiful widow in the middle of the night? The fool in the village said that he found a black and blind man in the mountains the day before yesterday. I was going to ask the idiot and then go up the mountain and beat the blind man." Li Futu turned around and said with a straight face.

"Stinky boy, I brought you up with shit and urine, how many roundworms in your stomach do I not know? How can you hide it from me?" The old man cracked his mouth and smiled, revealing Teeth that were a little yellow from the dry smoke.

Li Futu is very thick-skinned, and he was a little embarrassed at the moment. He smiled and said, "Old man, don't laugh at half a hundred steps. Look, you still talk about me, you didn't turn it over." Over the widow's backyard wall?"

"You bastard, what nonsense are you talking about? Do you want to go to Jianfeng Cliff and face the wall to think about your past?" The old man immediately blew his beard and stared.

"If you haven't checked, how do you know that the toilet in Widow Zhang's house is in the backyard?" Li Futu looked surprised.

"You—" the old man got angry, waved his hands, and said, "Forget it, I won't talk nonsense with you. I do have something to tell you tonight, and I have a mission..."

"Stop! Stop! Stop!" As soon as Li Futu heard the word mission, he immediately jumped up, black lines appeared on his face, and he said angrily, "I just returned from a trip to Africa. In a few days, what the hell are you talking about with me? I stayed in that shitty place in Africa for almost a month, and almost lost my life. Not to mention anything else, those women in Africa are as black as It’s like a piece of coal, I guarantee that you won’t even find a hole in the dark! Didn’t you say that you can rest for at least three months after you wiped out those anti-government armed forces during the trip to Africa? How can you go back and forth? During my trip to the United States last time, what kind of bird egg ghost organization, damn it, the information there was not correct at all, so I fell into their trap, surrounded by more than 30 people, and escaped with a narrow escape... After the trip to the United States, you said you could rest for half a year, but let me go to Africa in a week. I have only been back from Africa for a few days. What kind of mission did you say? Is this time going to Eastern Europe? Or Arabia? Or that damn land of death? land?"

Li Futu was so angry that every time he came back from the mission, the damn old man didn't wait for him to rest for a few days, and didn't let him take a few more peeks at the beautiful young widow Zhang at the head of the village. Then he was given one task after another; what was even more annoying was that before each task, the old man said that he would transfer seven-figure money to his card, but every time he came back, he gave him thousands of dollars. Cash, let him go easy easy!

This little money is easy for you, sister, now the prices are so high that going to some star-rated hotels in the city to call a model-level lady costs eight or nine hundred thousand.

"Hey, little Lizi—oh no, Futu, a man can either be ordinary in the world, or his hands are bloody, you made your choice back then, didn't you?" The old man laughed, looking extremely treacherous, and then extremely He said wretchedly, "This time you are not asked to go abroad, but the heart of Huaguo—the capital city!"

"The capital?" Li Futu was stunned after hearing the words, and couldn't help but said, "Why are you going to the capital? Could it be that you finally realized your conscience and threw me a million and 80 yuan to go to the capital's heaven and earth to play with those golden flowers?" flower?"

"Look at your taste, you have a vulgar word! You know how to go to those entertainment places to find women. The real beauties in this world are not in those places." The old man took a puff of his cigarette and said.

After Li Futu heard the words, his heart was about to flood with bitterness - his uncle, I didn't have time to find a woman!All these years, either on mission or staying in this village, this place has not been broken yet!

"Futu, do you know who the most beautiful woman in the capital is?" The old man blinked and smiled wickedly.

"This—I don't know, do you know?" Li Futu glanced at the old man angrily.

"Of course, I eat more salt than you. The task this time is actually very simple, and it is for you to protect the most beautiful woman in the capital! Speaking of which, the little girl's father has a relationship with me, I can't refuse him if he finds me. And you have gradually grown up after these years of tempering. It is the eagle that should be the eagle soaring into the sky, and a place like the capital is the important place for your future development." The old man followed the temptation , but Li Futu looked like he didn't have a cold, and he was almost drowsy.

Li Futu had long been used to the old man's tricks, and would always come to this kind of long-winded speech before each mission. The words were nice, but the reality was cruel.

"Huh? Little Li, you're not interested at all?" The old man talked for a long time, looking at this stinky boy like Li Futu who was about to fall asleep, he couldn't help asking.

Li Futu looked downcast, and said: "Old man, we have been living together for almost 22 years, right? Others don't know you, but I still don't know? What do you keep saying about the most beautiful woman in the capital? In my opinion, the other party definitely He's an ugly monster! Besides, going to the capital is just as simple as protecting this so-called beauty and ugly monster? I don't think so..."

The old man smiled, looking relieved, and said: "Stinky boy, it's worth my shit to raise you up. I mean, the mission this time may not be just protection, but the little boy I'm talking about It is true that a girl is a beautiful woman. I also know the mother of that little girl, and she always called me uncle. Back then, the mother of this little girl was a well-known beauty in the capital. Do you think her daughter can pretty?"

"That is to say, you have never seen that so-called beauty who asked me to protect?" Li Futu's face was black.

"This——I haven't been out for 20 years, and I really haven't seen her. Now I think she should be eighteen or nineteen years old." The old man said.

"Damn it! You said she was the number one beauty in the capital without seeing her?" Li Futu really wanted to rush up and beat the old man up, but when he thought of the unpredictable and terrifying strength of the old man, he suppressed the impulse in his heart.

"Well... Futu, think about it, her mother was the most beautiful woman in the capital back then, so tell me, could the daughter she gave birth to be the most beautiful woman in the capital? This logic is obviously easy to deduce." The old man said plausibly.

What kind of fucking logic is this?Li Futu was speechless for a while.

"From the information of this mission, you are nominally protecting this little girl, but this little girl lives with a girl of her age and a woman who is a few years older than them. If you accept Under this task, then you can live with them openly and aboveboard." The old man glanced at Li Futu as he spoke, as if he knew his preferences very well.

"Old man, you know that I am a clean and self-respecting person—oh, what did you just say? You mean I can live with three beauties?" Li Futu asked solemnly.

The old man smiled and said nothing.

Li Futu scratched his head, leaned closer, smiled, and asked: "What... old man, you said I want to live with them, with my charm of being a bitch, if they all like me what to do?"

"Brat, if you have such a charm, then I'm naturally happy for you, and I want to have a great-grandson." The old man laughed.

"Old man, do you mean that you encourage me to date them? Wouldn't that be too unkind? I really can't do the thing of stepping on three boats with one foot, but I can still do it with my strong physical strength." Li Futu said seriously.

The old man narrowed his eyes and asked:

"So you kid is willing to take on this task?"

"Old man, do you think I can escape early if there is danger? Don't all the bodyguards on TV use their bodies to block bullets? I won't be that stupid!"

"Bastard, if you really do this, I will break your legs! When have you ever seen a bodyguard throwing his employer away and running away alone?"

"Of course not. I mean to take her and run away together. It's okay to take on this mission, but you have to prepare a sum of money for me, old man. You can't be too shabby now, can you?"

"That's for sure, and I'll prepare a lot of money for you later. Brat, then we have a deal. In return for your good performance, you can now secretly dig up the widow's backyard wall."

"Don't flip, don't flip, now she's finished taking a bath... What a fart!"

Li Futu muttered with black lines all over his face.

The old man laughed loudly after hearing the words, and the dry tobacco in his mouth was rattling.

The dim light line elongated the figures of the old and the young, but they looked so warm in the occasional quarrels and fights that no one would accept.

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