Living with a beauty
Chapter 156 All kinds of lies to deceive the queen
Queen Guo's sudden attack caught me off guard. Although I dodged instinctively, but Queen Guo's hand was very fast. This slap quickly slapped me on the cheek, making a loud noise. sound.
I was a little confused at first, but suddenly I was slapped by Queen Guo again, and I was even more confused. I didn't know what was going on at all, so I could only cover my face with my hands, wondering if it was Queen Guo who washed him. Remember everything about last night?
This made me panic for a while, thinking about what lies to use to fool the past. If it doesn't work, I can only put the responsibility on that old dog Li. He was also drugged by Li Laogou, and Queen Guo took the initiative last night, so he couldn't control himself and took advantage of her.
I thought it would be feasible to blame Li Laogou, so I quickly straightened my face and looked at Queen Guo and said
: "Mr. Guo, last night..."
Before I finished speaking, Queen Guo slapped me in the face again. Queen Guo slapped me fiercely, and she was about to slap me away. , avoiding Queen Guo's palm.
Seeing that her palm had missed, Queen Guo showed displeasure on her face, and immediately raised her hand to make another move.
At this time, I quickly spread my hands, seized the gap and said, "Mr. Guo, wait a minute, last night I..."
Before I finished speaking, I felt a sharp pain in my calf. I bent down in pain and couldn't help covering my calf with my hands. Unexpectedly, Queen Guo raised her leg and kicked my calf viciously. kick.
Queen Guo's kick hit my bones, which really made me extremely painful. I thought that my eighth mother-in-law made my balls hurt last night, and my legs hurt again in the morning.
Seeing me bending down in pain, Queen Guo didn't take the opportunity to slap me on the back of my head to kill me, but said in a cold tone
: "What did you do last night?"
My heart trembled when I heard the words, and I thought to myself, Queen Guo really woke up, but I was unwilling to let go like this, I held back my dying struggle and said, "No...what did you do? I..."
"Didn't do anything?" Queen Guo was furious after hearing my words, and shouted at me.
: "What's that thing in the wastebasket?"
"What?" I didn't care about the pain in my feet, and looked up at Queen Guo. For a while, I didn't understand what Queen Guo meant. So there was something in the wastebasket?
Seeing the puzzled expression on my face, Queen Guo stared at me condescendingly, hesitated for a while, and then said in a harsh tone
: "Don't pretend to be a fool for my old lady. You are very courageous. You brought me here last night and said that you opened a room without money. I feel weird. I have no memory of what happened last night. Tell me honestly, did you do anything to me last night?"
Queen Guo's tone was so severe that I almost knelt down to her and said frankly, "I almost fucked you!"
But just as I was about to speak, I suddenly realized that what Queen Guo said was a bit wrong. Didn't she say that she had no memory of what happened last night?Since she doesn't remember that I took advantage of her last night, why the hell is she losing her temper with me?
Thinking of this, I made up my mind, and then said stiffly: "No, I really don't have any money with me. If you don't believe me, take a look!"
After I finished speaking, I stood up and put my hands in my trouser pockets, trying to turn them out to prove that I was penniless.
But as soon as my hand was in my pocket, my heart felt cold, I panicked, a drop of cold sweat dripped from my forehead, and at the same time I cursed inwardly, I was a fool!
At this moment, I still have the two condoms that the hotel lady gave me last night in my pocket!
It suddenly occurred to me that I just threw it into the wastebasket after researching it in the bathroom yesterday, and forgot to destroy the evidence. It must have been seen by Queen Guo just after she went in![-]% think I did something to her!
I wanted to cry but had no tears, so I could only forcefully hide the panic on my face, stretched out my hand pretending to be calm, and said, changing the subject
: "I really have no money, and what's in the wastebasket? I didn't pay attention last night..."
Seeing the innocent expression on my face, Queen Guo seemed to reckon that I might not be that courageous, so she stared at me for a while without saying a word.
Seeing that Queen Guo began to hesitate, I quickly pointed the finger at Old Dog Li and said:
: "Last night when I was at KTV, I went out to wash my face. When I came back, you and Mr. Li were gone. I saw your bag was still on the table. I felt something was wrong, so I chased you out. Then I saw Mr. Li driving the car. To take you away, I ran over and stopped the car, and later found you lying in the back compartment, as if you had drunk too much, so I got you out of his car and stopped a taxi, and after getting in the car I don't know the name of the hotel we stayed in, and you didn't wake up after calling you a few times, so I had to find such a hotel nearby, and I came here too hastily yesterday, and I brought more than 500 yuan with me If you pay the deposit, you will have no money.”
My words summed up the situation last night almost truthfully, but in order to show my loyalty to the Lord, I added an exaggerated sentence: "Then Mr. Li drove too fast, and hit my leg once." ~"
I don't know if Queen Guo believes what I said, but seeing Queen Guo frowning again and again, she must be trying to remember what happened last night.
As a result, I was stunned for a while, and I don’t know if it’s because Li Laogou’s medicine is too powerful. I think Queen Guo didn’t remember it, but the expression on Queen Guo’s face finally relaxed a lot, and then showed a dark expression look at me and ask
: "What you said is true?"
I quickly nodded my head against my conscience, indicating that what I said was true.
Queen Guo seemed to choose to believe me, she snorted coldly and said nothing, then turned around and walked into the bathroom.
Seeing Queen Guo entered the bathroom, I breathed a sigh of relief, secretly thought that my fate was fatal, and at the same time felt that it was a pity that Old Dog Li didn't sell medicine. If he really took Queen Guo away last night, how could it be If it's not Her Majesty the Queen, then she has to become a slave girl?
Thinking of this, I suddenly had a sense of justice like Batman, thinking that it was Lao Zhi who rescued Queen Guo from the hands of evil forces.
Seeing that Queen Guo seemed to be tidying up in the bathroom, I quickly walked to the side window and opened it. Seeing that no one was outside, I threw out the two condoms in my pocket to prevent accidents.
I breathed a sigh of relief after all this was done, and sat on the edge of the bed waiting for Queen Guo to pack up and come out.
It took a long time for Queen Guo to come out. Just when I thought I could go in and excrete the water that she almost peed out just now, Queen Guo walked to the side and walked in with her bag.
This made me very speechless, so I could only close the valve tightly and wait quietly for Queen Guo to come out again.
Just when I felt that the little prince was about to explode, and my consciousness had begun to blur, Queen Guo finally came out. I almost ignored my image and rushed in.
I have to admit that no matter what the little prince spit out, the feeling at that moment was really cool.
After I had a good time, I washed my face in a hurry, and glanced at the wastebasket next to me. Sure enough, the culprit who caused me to be slapped was still lying quietly in it, looking at me innocently.
I sighed, remembering that I had taken advantage of Queen Guo last night without being seen through, so I couldn't help but let out a lewd smile and walked outside.
Seeing me coming out, Queen Guo seemed to have finished packing, looked at me and said coldly
: "Let's go!"
I nodded, thinking to leave the crime scene quickly, opened the door while thinking about me, and walked downstairs with Queen Guo.
I went downstairs to the front desk, and sure enough, the aunt was still there, presumably it was the final battle against the landlord last night until dawn.
Seeing that I was still following Queen Guo when I went downstairs, my aunt looked at the two of us and said
: "Check out so early?"
I didn't say a word, I just nodded and signaled my aunt to return my deposit and let me go, otherwise I will die with you.
The aunt looked at me and took the order from me, then took out 140 yuan from under the counter and handed it to me. I took the money and nodded, signaling the aunt to leave first.
As soon as I walked out of the hotel gate, Queen Guo, who had been standing silently behind me, suddenly spoke.
: "How much is the room fee last night, I will reimburse you when I return to the company!"
When I heard this, in order to show my magnanimity, I quickly waved my hand to signal Queen Guo not to use it. At the same time, I thought that it would be the old paper's fee for whoring you last night!
Seeing that I still refused, Queen Guo snorted and stopped talking, but stood by the side of the road and stopped a taxi.
I followed Queen Guo into the car, and saw Queen Guo say the name of a place, and the taxi driver drove away in a hurry.
It was just dawn at this time, there were hardly any pedestrians and vehicles on the road, and it seemed to be a little foggy, the visibility was not very high, which made the city of Taiyuan a little more mysterious.
Queen Guo didn't speak any more along the way, she just sat upright with a dignified look.
And all that happened in my mind was what happened last night, and I vaguely felt that although I was not as good as Liu Xiahui, the difference was almost the same.
The taxi drove back to the hotel quickly, which made me feel like I had arrived home safely. To say that there were so many things that happened yesterday, my heart and body couldn't bear it for a while.
When I arrived at the hotel, I led Queen Guo upstairs, and then gave her the house number with 2, and saw Queen Guo took the house number, looked at me and said to me: "Let's rest first, don't walk around, there is I will call you again!"
I nodded, thinking where would I go if I didn't know the place, and then I saw Queen Guo turn around and enter the house and closed the door.
I saw Queen Guo entered the room, so I quickly opened the door and walked in, then let out a long breath.
To say that hotels with stars are different from ordinary hotels, I looked at the big soft bed and lay down on it beautifully.
As a result, just after lying down for a while, I heard the big Nokia in my pocket screaming.
I took out my mobile phone and found that it was another unfamiliar number. I was taken aback, and slowly pressed the answer button and put the mobile phone to my ear.
I heard a man's voice from inside:
"Young man, did you have a good time last night?"
I was a little confused at first, but suddenly I was slapped by Queen Guo again, and I was even more confused. I didn't know what was going on at all, so I could only cover my face with my hands, wondering if it was Queen Guo who washed him. Remember everything about last night?
This made me panic for a while, thinking about what lies to use to fool the past. If it doesn't work, I can only put the responsibility on that old dog Li. He was also drugged by Li Laogou, and Queen Guo took the initiative last night, so he couldn't control himself and took advantage of her.
I thought it would be feasible to blame Li Laogou, so I quickly straightened my face and looked at Queen Guo and said
: "Mr. Guo, last night..."
Before I finished speaking, Queen Guo slapped me in the face again. Queen Guo slapped me fiercely, and she was about to slap me away. , avoiding Queen Guo's palm.
Seeing that her palm had missed, Queen Guo showed displeasure on her face, and immediately raised her hand to make another move.
At this time, I quickly spread my hands, seized the gap and said, "Mr. Guo, wait a minute, last night I..."
Before I finished speaking, I felt a sharp pain in my calf. I bent down in pain and couldn't help covering my calf with my hands. Unexpectedly, Queen Guo raised her leg and kicked my calf viciously. kick.
Queen Guo's kick hit my bones, which really made me extremely painful. I thought that my eighth mother-in-law made my balls hurt last night, and my legs hurt again in the morning.
Seeing me bending down in pain, Queen Guo didn't take the opportunity to slap me on the back of my head to kill me, but said in a cold tone
: "What did you do last night?"
My heart trembled when I heard the words, and I thought to myself, Queen Guo really woke up, but I was unwilling to let go like this, I held back my dying struggle and said, "No...what did you do? I..."
"Didn't do anything?" Queen Guo was furious after hearing my words, and shouted at me.
: "What's that thing in the wastebasket?"
"What?" I didn't care about the pain in my feet, and looked up at Queen Guo. For a while, I didn't understand what Queen Guo meant. So there was something in the wastebasket?
Seeing the puzzled expression on my face, Queen Guo stared at me condescendingly, hesitated for a while, and then said in a harsh tone
: "Don't pretend to be a fool for my old lady. You are very courageous. You brought me here last night and said that you opened a room without money. I feel weird. I have no memory of what happened last night. Tell me honestly, did you do anything to me last night?"
Queen Guo's tone was so severe that I almost knelt down to her and said frankly, "I almost fucked you!"
But just as I was about to speak, I suddenly realized that what Queen Guo said was a bit wrong. Didn't she say that she had no memory of what happened last night?Since she doesn't remember that I took advantage of her last night, why the hell is she losing her temper with me?
Thinking of this, I made up my mind, and then said stiffly: "No, I really don't have any money with me. If you don't believe me, take a look!"
After I finished speaking, I stood up and put my hands in my trouser pockets, trying to turn them out to prove that I was penniless.
But as soon as my hand was in my pocket, my heart felt cold, I panicked, a drop of cold sweat dripped from my forehead, and at the same time I cursed inwardly, I was a fool!
At this moment, I still have the two condoms that the hotel lady gave me last night in my pocket!
It suddenly occurred to me that I just threw it into the wastebasket after researching it in the bathroom yesterday, and forgot to destroy the evidence. It must have been seen by Queen Guo just after she went in![-]% think I did something to her!
I wanted to cry but had no tears, so I could only forcefully hide the panic on my face, stretched out my hand pretending to be calm, and said, changing the subject
: "I really have no money, and what's in the wastebasket? I didn't pay attention last night..."
Seeing the innocent expression on my face, Queen Guo seemed to reckon that I might not be that courageous, so she stared at me for a while without saying a word.
Seeing that Queen Guo began to hesitate, I quickly pointed the finger at Old Dog Li and said:
: "Last night when I was at KTV, I went out to wash my face. When I came back, you and Mr. Li were gone. I saw your bag was still on the table. I felt something was wrong, so I chased you out. Then I saw Mr. Li driving the car. To take you away, I ran over and stopped the car, and later found you lying in the back compartment, as if you had drunk too much, so I got you out of his car and stopped a taxi, and after getting in the car I don't know the name of the hotel we stayed in, and you didn't wake up after calling you a few times, so I had to find such a hotel nearby, and I came here too hastily yesterday, and I brought more than 500 yuan with me If you pay the deposit, you will have no money.”
My words summed up the situation last night almost truthfully, but in order to show my loyalty to the Lord, I added an exaggerated sentence: "Then Mr. Li drove too fast, and hit my leg once." ~"
I don't know if Queen Guo believes what I said, but seeing Queen Guo frowning again and again, she must be trying to remember what happened last night.
As a result, I was stunned for a while, and I don’t know if it’s because Li Laogou’s medicine is too powerful. I think Queen Guo didn’t remember it, but the expression on Queen Guo’s face finally relaxed a lot, and then showed a dark expression look at me and ask
: "What you said is true?"
I quickly nodded my head against my conscience, indicating that what I said was true.
Queen Guo seemed to choose to believe me, she snorted coldly and said nothing, then turned around and walked into the bathroom.
Seeing Queen Guo entered the bathroom, I breathed a sigh of relief, secretly thought that my fate was fatal, and at the same time felt that it was a pity that Old Dog Li didn't sell medicine. If he really took Queen Guo away last night, how could it be If it's not Her Majesty the Queen, then she has to become a slave girl?
Thinking of this, I suddenly had a sense of justice like Batman, thinking that it was Lao Zhi who rescued Queen Guo from the hands of evil forces.
Seeing that Queen Guo seemed to be tidying up in the bathroom, I quickly walked to the side window and opened it. Seeing that no one was outside, I threw out the two condoms in my pocket to prevent accidents.
I breathed a sigh of relief after all this was done, and sat on the edge of the bed waiting for Queen Guo to pack up and come out.
It took a long time for Queen Guo to come out. Just when I thought I could go in and excrete the water that she almost peed out just now, Queen Guo walked to the side and walked in with her bag.
This made me very speechless, so I could only close the valve tightly and wait quietly for Queen Guo to come out again.
Just when I felt that the little prince was about to explode, and my consciousness had begun to blur, Queen Guo finally came out. I almost ignored my image and rushed in.
I have to admit that no matter what the little prince spit out, the feeling at that moment was really cool.
After I had a good time, I washed my face in a hurry, and glanced at the wastebasket next to me. Sure enough, the culprit who caused me to be slapped was still lying quietly in it, looking at me innocently.
I sighed, remembering that I had taken advantage of Queen Guo last night without being seen through, so I couldn't help but let out a lewd smile and walked outside.
Seeing me coming out, Queen Guo seemed to have finished packing, looked at me and said coldly
: "Let's go!"
I nodded, thinking to leave the crime scene quickly, opened the door while thinking about me, and walked downstairs with Queen Guo.
I went downstairs to the front desk, and sure enough, the aunt was still there, presumably it was the final battle against the landlord last night until dawn.
Seeing that I was still following Queen Guo when I went downstairs, my aunt looked at the two of us and said
: "Check out so early?"
I didn't say a word, I just nodded and signaled my aunt to return my deposit and let me go, otherwise I will die with you.
The aunt looked at me and took the order from me, then took out 140 yuan from under the counter and handed it to me. I took the money and nodded, signaling the aunt to leave first.
As soon as I walked out of the hotel gate, Queen Guo, who had been standing silently behind me, suddenly spoke.
: "How much is the room fee last night, I will reimburse you when I return to the company!"
When I heard this, in order to show my magnanimity, I quickly waved my hand to signal Queen Guo not to use it. At the same time, I thought that it would be the old paper's fee for whoring you last night!
Seeing that I still refused, Queen Guo snorted and stopped talking, but stood by the side of the road and stopped a taxi.
I followed Queen Guo into the car, and saw Queen Guo say the name of a place, and the taxi driver drove away in a hurry.
It was just dawn at this time, there were hardly any pedestrians and vehicles on the road, and it seemed to be a little foggy, the visibility was not very high, which made the city of Taiyuan a little more mysterious.
Queen Guo didn't speak any more along the way, she just sat upright with a dignified look.
And all that happened in my mind was what happened last night, and I vaguely felt that although I was not as good as Liu Xiahui, the difference was almost the same.
The taxi drove back to the hotel quickly, which made me feel like I had arrived home safely. To say that there were so many things that happened yesterday, my heart and body couldn't bear it for a while.
When I arrived at the hotel, I led Queen Guo upstairs, and then gave her the house number with 2, and saw Queen Guo took the house number, looked at me and said to me: "Let's rest first, don't walk around, there is I will call you again!"
I nodded, thinking where would I go if I didn't know the place, and then I saw Queen Guo turn around and enter the house and closed the door.
I saw Queen Guo entered the room, so I quickly opened the door and walked in, then let out a long breath.
To say that hotels with stars are different from ordinary hotels, I looked at the big soft bed and lay down on it beautifully.
As a result, just after lying down for a while, I heard the big Nokia in my pocket screaming.
I took out my mobile phone and found that it was another unfamiliar number. I was taken aback, and slowly pressed the answer button and put the mobile phone to my ear.
I heard a man's voice from inside:
"Young man, did you have a good time last night?"
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