Living with a beauty

It is said that people who drink too much wine will become half-sane after vomiting. I just want to say that this is true, and I want to add one more thing, that is, after being vomited, you will completely lose consciousness. wake up.

And Xiao Hanyin is now the half-conscious person, looking at me stupidly, with a dazed and bewildered expression on his face.

And as a person who is almost fully awake, what I think about in my mind is how should I go back to that room.

If I go back like I am now, then needless to say, several people in the room will also vomit, and it will definitely be an earth-shattering scene.

But if I don't go back, it doesn't seem so good, then Queen Guo, don't think that I ran away or something.

At this time, I lowered my head and looked at myself. The left half of my leg was covered by a large area of ​​food residue. Fortunately, except for the corner of the jacket, the rest of the stressed area was not vomited by Xiao Hanyin.

At this time, I helplessly spread my hands at Xiao Hanyin, motioning for me to go in and wash, and seeing Xiao Hanyin nodded with a dull expression, she walked into the women's toilet beside her.

I didn't expect to be spit back out of the men's room. I grabbed a long piece of toilet paper from the side and began to wipe it on my pants.

I don't know if it's because I just vomited, but I didn't feel a little disgusted when I looked at the pile of food residues that were not fully digested and vomited out on my pants, even though they stained my pants so much like a A fresh-from-the-oven pizza covered in ham and all sorts of weird veggies.

What made me feel even more strange was that I began to subconsciously distinguish which dish they belonged to before being spat out by Xiao Hanyin.

"Oh, this is boiled fish" "Oh, this is the hot plate duck just now." "Oh, this is the cold bitter gourd."

I don't know how Xiao Hanyin's small stomach can hold so many things and so much wine, but it turns out that she really can't hold it now, her stomach is already full, because she has already put all these things The only decent pair of trousers entrusted to me was put on.

In fact, in this world, making a fool of yourself is not terrible. What is terrible is that when you make a fool of yourself, someone who should not appear appears.

And this person is the person you thought would never show up.

Just when I tried my best to wipe off the stuff on my trousers, I glanced inadvertently, and Zheng Ming, who had never appeared at the dinner table, came in from the door of the men's room with a cigarette in his mouth.

When Zheng Ming saw me when he came in, he frowned slightly, as if he noticed my mess.

And when I saw Zheng Ming who came out of nowhere, I thought to myself, where did you go when you were eating, why did you appear in the men's room at this time?

Seeing Zheng Ming was stunned for a moment, he walked towards me and said with concern: "What's the matter, did you vomit on yourself?"

In order to save my old face, I could only brazenly blame little sister Hanyin and said: "No, I didn't vomit, the girl who came with me vomited on me."

Xiao Hanyin definitely didn't know that she had been shot innocently at this time, and she was probably still gargling in the women's bathroom or something.

When Zheng Ming saw what I said, he didn't doubt my strength. After all, judging by the appearance, few people would believe that little sister Hanyin is so sharp.

Zheng Ming was stunned for a while, and then said: "Otherwise, I'll go get you a wet towel, and you won't be able to wipe it off if you wipe it like this."

When I heard this, I stopped, stood up straight and looked at Zheng Ming and said, "Thank you then."

And my mind was full of question marks, and I just felt that I couldn't remember what he meant by the English sentence he said.

Later, I don't know where Zheng Ming got the towel, and I quickly turned this clean towel into a rag.

I think if all things have thoughts, then this towel must have died with hatred.

To my surprise, Zheng Ming suddenly appeared by my side when I was bending over to wipe my pants.

I felt a person suddenly appearing behind me, I quickly turned around, straightened up in surprise and looked at Zheng Ming nervously, thinking to myself, what is this guy trying to do to me when I bend over?

Unexpectedly, Zheng Ming had a weird smile on his face, then he vomited the cigarette butt aside, and leaned towards me.

Just when I opened my eyes wide and was about to punch this pervert, Zheng Ming's face suddenly stopped, and he said to me in a soft voice: "Don't drink that bottle of red wine..."

I was taken aback, and couldn't help asking: "What?" Zheng Ming smiled, shook his head, turned around and walked out.

I stood there stupidly for a long time before I remembered something and chased him out, but as soon as I got out of the bathroom door, Zheng Ming had long since disappeared.

I looked around and saw no one, so I hurried back to the toilet and wiped my trousers with a wet towel. Seeing that the wipe was almost done, I threw the towel by the sink beside me and went to the dining room walked back.

As I was walking, I thought about what Zheng Ming said politely not to drink red wine. What I drank so much just now was white wine?No red wine either.

At this time, I pushed open the door of the dining room, and saw Queen Guo pouring a glass of red wine into my mouth.

The color of the wine was extraordinarily bright red, just like Queen Guo's blood-red lips, extraordinarily alluring.

At this time, I clearly saw Li Laogou opposite Queen Guo, showing a weird smile, and then slowly put the glass full of red wine in his hand on the table.

At that time, I just felt that my mind was empty, and I wondered if this old dog Li had put something like Hedinghong in this red wine?Queen Guo is going to fall to the ground clutching her throat in pain in the next second?

But what I didn't expect was that Queen Guo turned her head and scolded me in the next second, saying, "What are you doing standing at the door? Why don't you sit down?"

Shocked, I came back to my senses and saw Queen Guo sitting back in her seat with a strange expression on her face.

At this time, I found that at some point, there was an extra bottle of red wine on the table, and little sister Hanyin had come back at some point, and she and the other three pot-bellied Dharma protectors all lay down on the table.

At this time, the only ones in the room with their eyes open are Queen Guo, me, and Old Dog Li.

Just when I was wondering if there was something wrong with the red wine on the table, Queen Guo seemed to notice that my lower body was wet, and looked at me with a frown, as if wondering if I had urinated all over myself in the toilet.

And this old dog Li immediately became polite when he saw me coming back: "Little brother drank a lot of wine today, young people are full of energy!"

While talking about this old dog Li, he picked up the red wine on the table and stood up to pour it into the glass for me.

My heart was agitated, and I quickly blocked it with my hand and said, "No, no, I can't drink red wine."

This old dog Li didn't expect that I would refuse, his face drooped all of a sudden, and he looked at me pretending to be surprised.

I saw this old dog Li's expression was so expressive, I thought this guy could really act like a meow, although I don't know if there is anything wrong with the red wine, but the old dog Li's expression is obviously "why, what do you want?" Do not give me face" mean?

The purpose is not to make me feel that I am a small follower accompanying me, how can I refuse his boss to pour me wine in person?

With an idea, I quickly picked up the unfinished white wine next to Xiao Hanyin and poured it into my own cup, saying: "Mr. Chen, I have been allergic to red wine since I was a child. I will compensate you for this glass of white wine. I will treat it as the reason why I just bought it." Make up for going out for so long."

After I finished speaking, I suppressed the nausea in my stomach and swallowed the glass of white wine abruptly.

Seeing that I have done this, Old Dog Chen also seemed to feel a little bit off, slowly withdrew his hand, and put the red wine in his hand back on the table.

At this time, I saw Queen Guo next to me put her hand on her left cheek, looked at Old Dog Chen and said, "Mr. Chen, let's continue talking about what we just said!"

The old dog Chen was stunned, and quickly said with an aggrieved look: "Mr. Guo, Mr. Guo, to tell you the truth, I really have difficulties. When making this batch of clothes, the materials were delayed. If you don’t send it, how can you miss the date?”

Unexpectedly, Queen Guo laughed three times suddenly, looked down at her wine glass, shook her head slightly and said, "Really, Mr. Chen~ I heard that this batch of clothes has long been Did you make it?"

Unexpectedly, when Queen Guo said this, the old dog Chen stood up very excitedly and said, "Who said it! Why don't I know?"

Unexpectedly, Queen Guo waved at Old Dog Chen very calmly, signaling him to sit down.

Then I heard Queen Guo say slowly: "You make a price."

As soon as Queen Guo said this, the atmosphere in the room suddenly changed.

At this time, I once again felt that I was very redundant, and I thought that at this time, should it be more appropriate for me to sleep on the table like little sister Hanyin and others?

Unexpectedly, this silent atmosphere didn't last long. The old dog Chen immediately put on a smile again and picked up the red wine to pour for Queen Guo. While pouring the wine, the old dog Chen said, "Mr. Guo, don't say that, everyone do it!" Buying and selling is not easy."

After speaking, he raised the red wine that he hadn't drunk just now, and motioned to clink glasses with Queen Guo.

Queen Guo didn't know if she didn't notice it or something, but she picked it up and drank the glass of red wine in one breath, and said with a serious face: "Since you have said that, Mr. Chen, why don't we just order it?"

The old dog Chen didn't speak, but sat back and deliberately pretended to be thinking, and put the wine glass in his hand on the table again.

I saw all these small actions, and I just felt baffled at this moment. If Zheng Ming didn't come to drink with us, how could he know that there was red wine?And he reminded me not to drink red wine, which means that there may be something wrong with the wine, but Queen Guo has gone down both glasses, and there is nothing wrong with it?

At this time, I subconsciously looked at Queen Guo, and was suddenly surprised to find that Queen Guo's face was much redder than when I just came back.

I froze for a moment, and saw that Queen Guo seemed to feel something too. She kept touching her cheek with her left hand, as if she was feeling something.

At this time, Chen Laogou on the opposite side also found out that Queen Guo was wrong, and an evil smile appeared on his face.

I panicked, thinking what's going on?In the next second, I felt a jade hand resting on my thigh.

My whole body trembled, and it felt as if a small universe was ignited in a certain place, and slowly raised its stubborn head.