my evil sister-in-law

Chapter 352-354 Women's Sexual Jokes

Chapter 350 Two Women's Sexual Jokes

"Xiao Wu, why don't you talk, what do you think of my son, you are a senior hair stylist, you must help my son design a spiritual hairstyle." The mother turned to ask a woman who had been drinking.

This is a woman with big watery eyes. She is the youngest, about [-] or so. She is the prettiest of these women, and also the quietest one. Sitting here, she hardly speaks, and she has the temperament of a female artist. .

Xiao Wu looked at my hair and smiled, "It's pretty good. The quality of the hair is good. I'll help him with it a little bit. I promise to give Sister Su a lovely man."

"It's a lot of trouble for everyone." Mom said very gratefully.

"Everyone eat more, and the waiter will add some good dishes." My mother greeted the women to eat, and turned to call the waiter.

Eating with a bunch of women is a blessing.

However, eating with a bunch of aunts in their twenties is suffering.

If they're targeting you and judging you all the time, that's enough to drive you crazy.

This is how I am now, the chattering around my ears makes me want to plug my ears.When I was eating, I kept eating with my head down, and I didn't look up, let alone talk.

Gradually, the topic of those women finally left me.I breathed a sigh of relief and felt a little more comfortable.

Xiao Wu, the youngest, suddenly laughed, and Xiao Zhang said with a smile: "Xiao Wu, what did you think of, so happy." Xiao Wu smiled and said, "I suddenly remembered something that happened when I went to the hospital yesterday, and I thought it was funny."

"Let's hear it." Everyone pricked up their ears, and I also looked at Xiao Wu. I don't know what made this most quiet beauty laugh like this.

Xiao Wu cleared his throat and said: "Yesterday I went to the gynecology department for a physical examination. I met a man who took the prescription prescribed by the female doctor and turned around for a long time. Then he came back and asked: 'Where is the 13 super?' The female doctor smiled and said: 'It's not 13 super, it's B super.' The man said angrily: 'Damn! Your B score is too wide!'"

After finishing speaking, those women roared with laughter, and Xiao Li laughed and said, "You're making it up again, you have happened to all the fun things, why haven't I."

I was stunned at the side, I didn't expect that the quietest Xiao Wu would be so bold, dare to say dirty jokes, which are more explicit than men, and smiled in my heart: "The quietest woman is indeed the most boring, this is God's conclusion ah."

Next, the group of women started joking with each other.

Once a woman makes a joke, she's pretty rough, and if it's meaty or vegetarian, it's going to be crazy.

The mother finally had to say: "Be careful, my son is still young, don't lead my son into trouble."

"How small, let auntie see if the hair has grown." Xiao Zhang said with a smile.

"I'm done eating, you guys eat, I'll go out and walk around." I put down my chopsticks and rushed out as if I was running away.

"I'll do it, if I don't come out, I will be played to death by those women. Women in their 40s are really like wolves and tigers, which is terrifying." I stood at the door of the hotel, my heart beating non-stop.

Chapter 350

At the same time as I was eating at the restaurant, in a practice room at the headquarters of the Tiger Hall, Huniu was practicing in a large white exercise suit, her hot parts were looming.

She sat cross-legged on the ground, closed her eyes, crossed her hands, and changed various postures.

On the white forehead, crystal beads of sweat kept dripping down. Although the eyes were closed, the long eyelashes kept shaking, and they seemed not very calm.

"What's the matter? When I close my eyes, I'm Huang Fei's shadow. I can't enter the state at all. If I can't enter the state, I can't enter the state. If I can't enter the state, I can't enter the state. If I can't enter the state, how can I break through." A little irritable.

After trying a few more times, but still unable to settle down, Huniu slapped the ground angrily, and jumped up: "It's not working at all, forget it, I won't practice today."

Huniu came to the window. There was a huge window in this practice room, and the sunlight came in directly, illuminating the whole practice room very brightly.

Huniu opened the window, and the sweet-scented osmanthus outside the window was in full bloom, exuding bursts of intoxicating fragrance.

"Huang Fei, should I invite him to dinner?" Hu Niu frowned tightly. After returning from her grandma's place yesterday, she was restless and couldn't continue practicing.

"Grandma is so interesting, she actually wanted me to talk to Huang Fei as friends." Hu Niu stroked her hair, with a happy expression on her face, she didn't know what she thought of, and smiled sweetly.

Huniu has always shown others with a cold expression, and rarely smiles.Such a smile is surprisingly beautiful.If people see it, they will definitely be fascinated.

"How does grandma know my pain, even my mother doesn't know." Hu Niu sighed, her smile disappeared quickly, and she became a little irritable again.

"But it's really strange. It's such a coincidence that grandma lives next door to Huang Fei. Could this be fate?" Hu Niu shook her head lightly, poked her head out, and took a deep breath of the air outside. .

At this time, Huniu was not at all like the eldest lady in charge of Tiger Hall, one of the three major gangs in Quanzhou, but an ordinary girl next door.

Huniu looked at the sweet-scented osmanthus outside the window for a long time, then turned around and came to a room outside the practice room, which was Huniu's bedroom. Usually, when she was tired from practicing, she would directly rest in this bedroom.

Huniu rummaged in a closet and found a yellow vest. The vest was not too big, like it was worn by a teenager.

"That year, I remember that I was eight years old..." Hu Niu held the yellow vest tightly in her hand, and slowly entered the memory.

A clear small river was flowing slowly. A little girl was swimming in the small river. She climbed up the high waves for a while, and got under the waves for a while, having a great time.

That girl was eight-year-old Huniu.At the age of eight, it can already be seen that Huniu is definitely a beauty embryo.

Huniu was having fun, when suddenly a gust of wind blew up for no reason, and for a while, dark clouds rolled down, and the surroundings were dark, as if entering the night.

There was a big wave in the river, and a black monster swam quickly through the river, forming a huge vortex. The little tiger girl screamed and was sucked into the vortex, and was about to be swept away by the river. The bottom of the river is gone.

Chapter 350 Four Huniu's Thoughts

At the very moment when Huniu was about to be involved, a little boy in a yellow vest came riding the wind and waves, grabbed the little Huniu's arm, and pulled the little Huniu up from the verge of death.

After landing, less than 5 minutes later, the dark clouds dissipated, the sun came out, and it became sunny again, as if the terrible scene just now was just a dream.

The little boy and the tiger girl were lying side by side basking in the sun.

Hu Niu spat out several times, and finally returned to normal, and said to the little boy very sensiblely: "What's your name, I will let my father thank you."

The little boy said in a muffled voice, "My name is Huang Fei, and I don't want your thanks."

"Huang Fei, let's go." In the distance, a half-grown boy shouted, holding a black monster in his hand, it was the thing that rushed past Hu Niu just now.

"Understood, brother." The little boy jumped up from the ground, looked at the wet yellow vest, felt uncomfortable, took it off, threw it on the ground, and turned away.

"Huang Fei, you are not as cute now as you were when you were a child." Hu Niu smiled, and put the yellow vest on her face, a few tears flowed from her eyes.

"It's so hard for me to make a decision, who can help me?" Hu Niu sat down dejectedly, her eyes a little confused.

"For the sake of Tiger Hall, I have to fight the Huang family, but for myself, I really don't want to turn against the Huang family, what can I do?" Hu Niu's body trembled, she closed her eyes slightly, and frowned slightly He said: "It is said that public and private should be distinguished, why can't I seem to be able to do it? Is it because I am not suitable to be the leader of Tiger Hall?"

"Huang Fei, I've already given you a jersey. It's considered a kindness to the country. There should be no grudge between you and me. If you see me again, I won't be polite." Hu Niu immediately shook her head again. : "No, he saved my life. That piece of clothing is nothing."

"I'm such a silly woman, why do I have to think about my opponent every day." Hu Niu tugged at her hair depressingly.

"Did I really fall in love with him since I was eight years old? I don't believe it, I don't believe it." Hu Niu stood up irritably and walked around the room.

"When I was in school, in order to be in the same school as him, I went to No. [-] Middle School. In fact, I didn't have to go to school, and my knowledge reserve was enough. Because I didn't have time, I asked my substitute to go to school. , the purpose is to give myself a chance to see Huang Fei."

"How many times have I deliberately asked my stand-in to provoke him and hit him, in order to attract his attention. But that silly boy, he was so tolerant, he didn't get angry at all, but was his friend It's really funny to help him get ahead aggrieved." Huniu smiled again.

"Compared to me, Huang Fei is the real leader of the underworld. In many ways, he is much better than me, and he is worth learning from. But the stronger he is, the harder it will be for us in Tiger Hall. If Tiger Don has a mistake, how can I face my father." He lay down on the table in distress.

"The last time he came to our Tiger Hall, I was really surprised, and I was very happy in my heart. Alas, I wanted to unite with him, but this silly boy didn't agree. I shot and injured his people to try Try his kung fu and see how strong his concentration is. His kung fu is very strong, beyond my imagination. Should I be happy or depressed?"

Huniu couldn't answer many questions.

She returned to the practice room irritably, a black light flashed in her hand, and the dragon skin seven-star whip flew out, piercing the air, and rolled into the wind and clouds. There were two loud bangs, and the two huge copper pillars in the practice room, into pieces.