my evil sister-in-law

Chapter 382-384 Work Hard

Chapter 380 What is a woman

"Go ahead." I looked at Hu Niu, wondering what she meant by that.

"Do you know what a woman is?" Hu Niu asked. Although the light here was dim, her eyes were shining and she was very energetic.

"Woman? It's a kind of high-level animal that is suitable for men." I recalled the similar words my teacher had said, and said nonsense.

Hu Niu said lightly: "Women are for love, not for scaring. I think it is very immoral for you to make yourself ugly on purpose. Since your family has set you a baby kiss , there must be their reasons, whether it involves friendship or interests, it is possible. No matter what, that girl is innocent, so you have to take this matter seriously, and you must not hurt That girl's feelings, I'm a woman, I know what a woman thinks."

I smiled: "Huniu, what do you mean, let me have a good relationship with my wife whom I haven't met?"

In fact, I don't have any malice towards that future wife, and I also know that she is also a victim and innocent.However, she wants to go to a women's college and ask me to be her bodyguard. I can't accept this, so I blame her.

Hu Niu smiled faintly and said, "However, every woman hopes to have a real relationship. Now that you are baby relatives, it's a childhood sweetheart. You should take the initiative to chase her instead of hurting her."

After Huniu finished speaking, she raised her head and drank half a bottle of beer. She had already drank no less than ten bottles of beer tonight, and she was quite good at drinking.

After drinking this bottle of wine, Huniu's face is like a peach blossom, and her eyes are a little drunk.She looked up at the sky, and thought to herself: "Huang Fei, you should find a girlfriend, it will be good for us all."

"Huniu, I haven't been in a relationship yet, tell me how to pick up girls." I laughed.

Of course, it's not that I don't know how to pick up girls. I have Xiao Yan who is an expert at picking up girls. I said this just to tease Huniu.

Who made her work so hard to encourage me to fall in love with my doll.

"How to pick up girls, don't I need to teach you?" Hu Niu didn't expect me to ask this question, and couldn't help but be taken aback, because she has never really been in love, and her actual experience is equal to zero.

"Of course, who told me that I can't fall in love? You encourage me to chase after people, so you have to help me find a way." I nodded frequently.

Huniu looked at me amusedly, resting her chin on her hands, rolling her eyes, and began to be in a daze.

It was funny in my heart, and I didn't care about her, I started to concentrate on enjoying the food.

Finally, Hu Niu said to me: "Picking up girls is very easy, you just have to do it to make people satisfied. I think you only need to do the following points to be attractive enough. First, you have to be generous and polite, This is the most basic requirement for a man, don't be so rude to me like you, otherwise people won't be happy, let alone like you. "

I raised my hand and shouted: "I am very wronged, I was rude to you there, except that you hit me and I hit back."

"Where it's impolite, you know it yourself, so I won't say it." Hu Niu gave me a big white look.

"Okay, keep talking." I handed her a chicken leg.

"Then, a man must not be stingy. He must be humorous, serious, aggressive, hardworking and courageous. As for whether he is young or rich, it doesn't matter. The most important thing is that to give women a sense of security, he must be strong. Powerful, this last point, you can't do it, you have almost no strength." Hu Niu lashed out at me mercilessly.

"I'm not strong enough, which eye can you see?"

I waved my arms in a demonstration, my muscles twitched, showing tremendous strength.

Chapter 380

"Look at your big muscles. What's the use? They're still soft. Shall we wrestle your arms?" Hu Niu snorted like a fighting tiger.

"Bi, Bi." I stretched out my arm, reaching out to Hu Niu.

Hu Niu rolled up her sleeves, revealing a crystal clear white arm, very slender.

Hu Niu grabbed my hand and said flatly, "You start calling, I won't take advantage of you."

After I was ready, I shouted: "Start." The power was transmitted directly from my feet to my wrist, and my wrist suddenly became thicker, and I pressed down violently, but something that horrified me happened , Hu Niu's arm is like cast of copper and iron, no matter how hard I try, she will not move.

Hu Niu's face was as usual, and she said lightly: "Exercise, you only have this strength? This is not good, you have such little strength, and you dare to pick and choose. If you are not satisfied with other girls, I doubt whether you can protect them. If you are safe, will people feel safe? If you are not happy with them, they may not necessarily like you."

The veins on my forehead twitched, sweat dripped down, and I cursed in my heart: "This tigress is taunting me, shit, my strength is not weak, why can't I hold it down?"

"Are you alright?" Hu Niu looked at me relaxedly, "You can't, I'll use my strength?" Hu Niu turned her wrist lightly, and I felt a huge force transmitted to my wrist , bent down involuntarily, couldn't hold it anymore, with a bang, the arm was pressed on the table, click, all four legs of that table were broken.

The boss ran over when he heard the sound, and said with a bitter face: "How good this is. This table is an antique. I took it out from my grandma's house." , Don’t say it’s an antique, I know what kind of table it is.”

The boss went away with a smile on his face.

Strange thing, why did her slender arms contain such enormous power?

No wonder she is called No.1 in the youth black list, she is indeed powerful, at least she is indeed higher than me in the level of martial arts, I am not really convinced until now.

"You know your weakness. It will be good for you if you have time to practice more strength." Hu Niu said to me earnestly. My face turned red, so I could only nod helplessly.

"The points I have summarized above are all requirements for you. As long as you do it well, you will definitely please the chick. Not to mention your baby girl, even the fairy in the sky, you can get it." After Huniu finished speaking, she grabbed another bottle of wine and drank it.

"What you said is a perfect person, who can do it." I looked at Hu Niu helplessly, and suddenly smiled; "Hu Niu, is this your standard for the lover of your dreams? The requirements are too high, right? "

Hu Niu's face suddenly turned red, as if I had hit the mark, she turned her head away: "What do you think?"

"I think so." I laughed.

"It's your head." Huniu stopped talking and drank desperately,

"Don't get drunk." I said worriedly.

"Although you are not strong enough, you can still give me a sense of security. I have confidence in you. Even if I am drunk, you will definitely be able to send me back. Besides, I am not drunk." Huniu took the empty bottle Said with a throw.

I was dumbfounded, this chick is also a master of alcoholism.

Chapter 380 Four Experts in Picking Up Girls

"Don't hurt a woman casually, even if you don't like her." Hu Niu said softly.

"Huniu turned out to be a woman who is cold on the outside and hot on the inside. She is really kind." I couldn't help but sigh in my heart. Why would such a woman be the life and death enemy of our Huang family? If she wasn't from Tiger Hall Man, we could really be good friends.

"Did you hear that?" Huniu asked me with staring eyes.

"I heard, Huniu, I didn't expect you to know so much about picking up girls. I'm really convinced." I said with a smile.

"I'm a genius, as long as I want to understand, there's nothing I don't understand." Hu Niu pursed her beautiful red lips and smiled sweetly.

After playing for a while, it was almost ten o'clock, and we had almost eaten, so we checked out and left.

When I passed the gate of our school, I stopped the car and looked outside, only to see that the gate of the school was locked, and it was very quiet inside.

"Go in and play, you won't have a chance in the future." I turned around and asked Huniu who was curled up like a kitten.

"Whatever you want." Huniu indeed drank a lot tonight, and the smell of alcohol was tangy when she opened her mouth.

I jumped out of the car, stood under the big tree in front of the school, and looked up at the big tree I planted with my own hands.

Although the tree had only been planted not long ago, it had already grown to block out the sun. The huge canopy was stretched out like a big umbrella. Standing under the tree, the sky could hardly be seen.This tree was sturdier and more vital than the original tree, as if it had been a hundred years old, and it was worthy of being the tree species that the Devourer got from the Hallowed Realm.

"This tree seems to be different from before." Standing beside me, Hu Niu looked up at the book and said doubtfully.

This little girl's sense is very sensitive, I smiled secretly in my heart, and said: "Maybe it's because I watched it at night."

"You two are so late, what are you doing here?" A figure jumped down from the tree.

"Who?" The two of us were startled at the same time, and stepped back together.

Although Hu Niu and I are both masters, everyone would be afraid of a black shadow jumping down from a tree unexpectedly at night.

"It's me." The man's voice was very clear and familiar.

I took a closer look, and with the light in the distance, I realized that the person on the tree turned out to be the principal of our No. [-] Middle School.

As soon as I saw him, my scalp felt a little numb, and I remembered that the Devourer once said that our principal has a demon spirit from the underworld, so he is almost like a ghost.

Thinking of this, I hastily pulled Hu Niu back two steps.

"Principal, why are you on the tree?" Hu Niu also recognized the principal, and asked amusedly.

The dignified principal, who doesn't sleep at night, is afraid of losing the game. If we hadn't seen it with our own eyes, no one would believe it.

"I'm here..." The headmaster looked up at the big tree, and said with a smile, "I'm free at night, and I'm exercising." Xiao Zhangwei laughed.

Hu Niu and I looked at each other and looked at each other in blank dismay. It was the first time I heard of climbing trees to exercise.

However, this headmaster has always acted very strangely, and doing something weird is nothing.

"Let's go." I said to Huniu.

I feel a little scared of this ghost principal, and I don't want to go to school to play anymore, I just want to get out of here quickly.

"Your name is Huang Fei. Come here. I have a few words to ask you." The principal pointed at me and smiled.