my evil sister-in-law

Chapter 391-393 Don't Touch Me

Chapter 390 Don't Touch Me

In fact, I don't know how to summon Feng Hongyi, she only gave me this picture of me, but she didn't say how to summon her, so I can only try it myself.

I pointed my finger on Feng Hongyi's chest intentionally or unintentionally, and laughed a few times, this woman doesn't look young, but Mimi is not young.I can't help but think of our skin-to-skin date on July [-]th, it really has a long aftertaste.

"Why are you, don't fumble around." A soft shout came from the photo, and I shivered in fright. I quickly withdrew my fingers and looked at the photo.

The photo suddenly stood up on its own, as if it had feet, and stood on the table. A white and delicate arm first stretched out from the photo, then the second arm, then a head of black hair, and finally, half of it. A body in red clothes slowly appeared and poked out from the photo. Feng Hongyi raised her head and glared at me.

I watched in cold sweat, every time this woman appeared, I couldn't help but think of Miss Sadako.

It's too scary at night, even though it's the second time she has appeared, I still feel a little scared.

"What did you do to my photo just now?" Feng Hongyi stepped out of the photo, stood in front of me, and said coldly.

"I didn't do anything, I just summoned you." I pretended to be confused, and I couldn't even say what I did just now.

Feng Hongyi blushed a little, and said coldly: "From now on, you should be more polite to my photo. It is my second spirit body. I will know what you did to it. It is your first offense if you don't know the rules. I I will forgive you this time."

I nodded frequently: "Thank you for your grace of not killing me. I will definitely take care of your photos in the future. Is it okay to confess every day?" I thought to myself: "What is the second spirit body?"

I don't know anything about this term.

Does she mean that what I do to her second spirit body is the same as what I do to her directly?Then when I touched her tits just now, didn't I mean...

I startled, and my eyes fell on her chest.Although her tits looked much bigger than in the photo, there was nothing unusual about them, and there were no traces of touching them.Is it just a spiritual feeling?Well, maybe it is true, because this is the best match for the spirit body.

"What are you looking at?" The demon girl realized that my gaze was wrong, she was furious, she stretched out her arm on her forehead, and grabbed my neck.

I hurriedly raised my head and said with a smile, "Your second spirit body, isn't it? If I kill your second spirit body, what will happen?" I am very interested in this second spirit body.

"You'd better not do stupid things, even though you are not a smart person." Feng Hongyi slowly retracted her third hand.

"Your sister, use those three hands to scare me all day long, and one day, I will break your hands." I couldn't help feeling ruthless in my heart, but I didn't dare to show it on my face, always smiling.

With her hands behind her back, Feng Hongyi walked around my room a few times, frowning and said, "Why are these furniture old? Are you so poor?"

"You still ask me, why don't you ask who caused this." I was furious, the culprit who ruined all my good furniture, still asked me why all the furniture was old.

Chapter 390 You Are Too Ugly

"Oh, I remembered. I broke your furniture, but it's not my fault. You made me angry and stole my things." The culprit was so plausible that I was quite speechless.

Feng Hongyi sat on the sofa, glanced at me, and said in a big fuss, "Why are you so ugly and dressed in weird ways, are you trying to scare me?"

I was speechless: "Who is playing tricks, who is more scary?"

I almost cried, I can't describe this woman in words.

In particular, she actually ignored my eyes in choosing clothes, which really made me a little angry.

"Isn't this dress good-looking? I think it's very handsome." I looked down at my own dress, stood in front of the mirror for a while, and finally couldn't help asking.

"Handsome ass, apart from having better-looking hair, he's just useless." Feng Hongyi said dismissively.

I looked at Feng Hongyi depressedly, this woman is much more beautiful than when I saw her in the morning, and her temperament is getting better and better. Incomparable, it can be described as charming and glamorous.

Such a change in her should be due to my half of Nine-leaf Ginseng King. When I think of Nine-leaf Ginseng King, I can't help but feel distressed.

What annoys me is that no matter how beautiful you are, you don't need to speak foul words.

If it wasn't for me not being able to beat you, I would have turned against you a long time ago. I looked at Feng Hongyi with fire in my eyes, feeling aggrieved in my heart.

"Is it because you are not good at aesthetics, are your eyes okay?" I took a few more glances, and after confirming that there was nothing wrong with me, I carefully asked Feng Hongyi for confirmation.

Feng Hongyi sat on the sofa with her legs crossed together, and said angrily, "Whether you're ugly or beautiful has nothing to do with me. I'm hungry, so cook me something to eat."

You ruined my meal, and you arrogantly asked me to cook for her, why don't you cook for me, I thought unconvinced.

But, thinking about it, facing a female goblin who can control your life and death, I really dare not offend. I went to the refrigerator to check, and there were only two tomatoes, and there was no cooked food.

In desperation, I had to take a catty of dried noodles and three eggs, and went to the kitchen to make a big bowl of tomato and egg noodles.Even though anyone can cook this dish, it is not as delicious as mine. This is my specialty, and it tastes very good.

Sure enough, after Feng Hongyi finished eating, she couldn't help but praised: "I didn't expect you to cook so delicious food by yourself. I've decided that you will often cook for me in the future."

"No way." My hand trembled, and a bowl in my hand fell down. Feng Hongyi stretched out her leg and picked it up, and the bowl flew up and landed in my hand again.

"Well, from today onwards, I'll just live in your house. Anyway, there is no one in your house. It's very suitable for me to live here. You are responsible for cooking for me every day." Feng Hongyi looked at me with a smile and said .

My head buzzed and I almost sat on the ground.

This is really a bloody case caused by a bowl of egg noodles.If I had known this would happen, I would not have shown off my cooking skills and made the egg noodles less delicious.

It's too late to regret it now, if there is anyone who sells regret medicine, I will buy three tons.

Chapter 390 Diarrhea

What is the most painful thing in life?Maybe I didn't know before, but now I have the answer.

The most painful and terrifying thing in life is to live with a female goblin.

The worse thing than living with a banshee is that the banshee is very violent.

If I lived with Feng Hongyi, what would happen? Scenes of pictures appeared in my mind. At the end of each picture, I was pinched by Feng Hongyi, out of breath gas.The most outrageous scene is that Feng Hongyi is wearing a leather jacket, holding a whip in his hand, pointing fingers at me.

I'll do it, I won't be raped by this woman in the middle of the night, right?I dare not think about it any more.

"Goddess, what you said is not true, you are joking, right?" I said with tears in my eyes.

Feng Hongyi giggled: "I see you're scared, just kidding, you let me live in this crappy place, I can't even live there."

"I'm not afraid." I said firmly.

I was not happy that she came to live at home, but I didn't dare to say it.

Feng Hongyi chuckled; "Since I'm not afraid, then when I'm practicing, I'll stay with you for two days and have something to eat. Do you have any objection?"

"I have no objection." I wish I could slap myself in the face. Wouldn't it be fine if I honestly admitted just now that she is not welcome?Now it is really a matter of saving face and suffering.

"I'm full, it's really comfortable." Feng Hongyi rubbed her belly in satisfaction and smiled happily.At this time, Feng Hongyi didn't look like a ferocious banshee, but more like a pure little girl.

Our eyes are always deceiving us, I couldn't help but sigh.

Feng Hongyi pulled a tissue, wiped her mouth and said, "We're full, let's get down to business."

I was waiting for this sentence, so I hurriedly summoned the devourer, and when the devourer saw Feng Hongyi, he flattered loudly: "The red-clothed monster, your demon character seems to have increased again, you should change your mouth now Did I call you the Demon King in Red?"

The disgusting flattery almost made me spit it out.

***, the Devourer is the best at doing this, he is simply a master.

"I'm not a demon king right now, at most I'm a little demon king." Feng Hongyi was very happy in the face of the flattery, but of course she refused to accept it completely, she was really thick-skinned.

"Come here, why are you standing there?" Feng Hongyi greeted me, just as I was about to go there, I felt a sharp pain in my stomach, and hurriedly said: "I'm sorry, wait for me first, I'll go to the bathroom."

He rushed to the toilet with his stomach in his arms.

"It's really a lazy donkey's grind." Feng Hongyi said bitterly, and sat down again, chatting and joking with the Devourer.

After 5 minutes, I walked out feeling my stomach.

As soon as Feng Hongyi stood up, my stomach felt cramped again, and my stomach roared like thunder. Almost immediately, there was a posture of venting, and beads of sweat the size of soybeans rolled down on my forehead one by one. Shouted: "We have to wait a little longer." He rushed back with his stomach in his arms.