my evil sister-in-law

Chapter 645 Eighteen Moves of a Lady

Chapter 645 Eighteen Moves of a Lady

"Xiaohua, do you think anyone can recognize me now?" Looking at myself in the mirror, I completely changed my image, and I also felt a little novel. 【 】

This time, the image has really changed so completely that I can't even recognize myself, let alone others.

It is estimated that Xiao Yan would not recognize me when he saw me at this time.

"Of course I can't recognize it, master, you still don't believe in my craftsmanship." Xiaohua pursed her red mouth on purpose and smiled.

"I always find it unbelievable." I also laughed, couldn't help puffing out my chest, and couldn't help reaching out to touch it, it felt very weird.

"Don't mess around." Xiaohua looked funny, couldn't help laughing, and reminded me after laughing.

I was also a little embarrassed, and said forcefully: "I can't touch myself, it's not to touch others."

Xiaohua covered her mouth and laughed non-stop, tears came out of her eyes: "Master, there is no problem touching yourself, but if you want to touch yourself, you have to find a place where there is no one, please, but you must not Touch yourself on the street. Remember, you are a woman now, and you must behave like a lady. If a woman touches herself on the street, it is too unlady. No one can do it except those super nympho At least I haven't seen anything like that."

Xiao Hua made a grimace, and said with a smile: "Master, you have to learn how to be a lady, follow me, when you learn the eighteen strokes of a lady, you will be almost ready, and then you will look like a real beauty. In short, master, you have a long way to go now."

Xiao Hua put on a pose and said with a smile: "Master, this is the real lady's pose. Do you see it? Clamp your legs together. This is the first move of a lady. You have to be like me to be a lady."

Naturally, I am not in the mood to be a lady, and I am not in the mood to study the eighteen moves of a lady. I have been thinking about a big question, but I still have no answer. In the end, I couldn't hold it anymore. I leaned over and asked in a low voice: " Xiaohua, I ask you a question, you must answer me."

"What kind of question, master, you can ask whatever you want. Anyway, they are women, and I know everything, and I can say everything." Xiaohua looked at me with a giggle, and her big watery eyes were full of innocence.

Looking into Xiaohua's eyes, I was a bit lost in asking, sorry.

However, at the last thought, if you don’t ask, you won’t have a chance, so let’s just ask, “Miss Lady, can you tell me honestly, have you ever touched yourself?”

Xiaohua stared at me blankly, her face was red and white, she suddenly turned her head: "I won't tell you, I guess for myself."

Seeing Xiaohua's ears turn red, I couldn't help feeling a burst of joy in my heart: "Xiaomian, so you also feel embarrassed sometimes, and I finally avenged her for molesting me."

Seeing Xiao Hua's delicate and charming appearance, which was full of anger and anger, I couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Xiao Hua frowned and said: "Master, you are too bad. Is there a master like you in the world? Are you a man? If you are doing this, I will not come." Xiao Hua twisted her body and said.

"I'm not a man now." I couldn't help teasing Xiao Hua, and raised my orchid finger.

Xiaohua was speechless, twisted her body vigorously, snorted softly, and ignored me.

"Xiao Hua, my voice doesn't sound like a woman's either." I found another big problem and said hastily.

I'm a perfectionist, if I don't do it, I won't do it. Now that I do it, I have to make it perfect.

"Master, when you're fine, just don't say anything." This question, in Xiaohua's view, was not a question, so she answered angrily.

However, in my opinion, this is a big problem, which is related to whether I can speak or not, so I argued: "That's not okay, I can't always stop talking, so it doesn't take me You're suffocating. Besides, I'm going to help dad quit gambling, so I'm going to talk too, right?"

As soon as she mentioned her father, the smile on Xiaohua's face disappeared immediately, and a sad face came up, she sighed, and said: "Master, I am teasing you, how can I make you not talk, it's very simple, master, eat it Try this thing."

Xiao Hua took out a red pill from her body and handed it to me.

Seeing that Xiao Hua's mood suddenly became low, I comforted her and said, "Xiao Hua, don't worry, I'm sure I can help dad quit his gambling addiction, you should believe in my abilities, right?"

Xiaohua looked at me and nodded seriously: "I may not have believed it before, but after I saw Master defeating the Jinhu, saw the miraculous speed of healing, and saw Master's amazing appetite, I believed it .Master is not an ordinary person, you are a god, an omnipotent god."

I blushed a little. I didn't expect that being able to eat would also be used as a capital of worship. This is too messy. Is there such a god?

However, in order to comfort Xiaohua, I didn't refute, and said with a smile: "Then give me a smile, don't cry, I promise you, cure your father's gambling addiction."

Only then did Xiao Hua burst into laughter.

I looked at the red pill in my hand, looked at it carefully for a while, and asked, "What is this, can I eat it?" Come.

"Of course you can take it. It's called Changing Voice Pill, which was left behind by that senior expert. After taking one pill, the medicine's power can last for a day and a night. Master, you can try it quickly." Xiaohua said impatiently, as if a Little girl playing with her toys.

"So I've prepared it, so I'll give it a try?" I squeezed the pill and looked at Xiao Hua. Xiao Hua nodded and looked at me with encouraging eyes.

"A girl as pure as Xiaohua should not harm me." Although my master was gloomy, he once told me that in the Jianghu, never eat things of unknown origin, especially those that exude fragrance. , which often contain huge risks.However, I can still trust Xiao Hua, so I gritted my teeth and swallowed the red pill.

Xiao Hua breathed a sigh of relief, and stared at my mouth nervously.

"Talk, master, try talking." Xiao Hua kept urging me.

When I opened my mouth to speak again, I actually heard a melodious female voice, as melodious as the sound of heaven, as pleasant as a silver bell.This voice startled me, and I couldn't help shouting: "It's amazing."

"Of course, if I don't have this kind of means, how can I get along?" Xiaohua covered her mouth and said with a smile.

"It's done this time, no one should recognize me again." I breathed a sigh of relief, nodded and said.

Xiaohua rolled her eyes and said with a smile, "Master, let's do an experiment." After speaking, she went out like a whirlwind.

Not long, she and Cai Xiaobing walked in one after the other.Cai Xiaobing said while walking: "Boss Xiaohua, let me tell you about this matter, it is absolutely fine."

"Who is this lady?" Cai Xiaobing caught sight of me, stopped what he was saying immediately, stared at me blankly, his eyes were straightened, and his body trembled for a while.

"Hello Boss Cai." I smiled lightly and nodded without being humble or overbearing.Probably my appearance is also full of charms, Cai Xiaobing was so fascinated that there was only one soul and one soul left.

"Boss Xiao Hua, where did Boss Huang Fei go?" It took Cai Xiaobing a long time to react. Seeing Xiao Hua and me, we were all looking at him with a smile on his face. He felt a little embarrassed, rubbed his eyes vigorously, and asked road.

"Boss Cai, don't get excited, I'm Huang Fei." I smiled slightly and stopped teasing him.

The experiment was over and it turned out perfectly, he didn't recognize me at all.So, I reached out and patted Cai Xiaobing on the shoulder to show comfort.

Cai Xiaobing opened his mouth wide, looked me up and down carefully, and circled me at least fifteen times.

After a long time, he breathed a sigh of relief and exclaimed: "Is it really you, Boss Huang? This is too amazing. Not only has the appearance changed, but the voice has also changed, which is amazing." Cai Xiaobing shouted amazingly, admiring The five-body prostration, pick two fingers to praise.

"It's really perfect. If I hadn't seen Huang Fei's boss, I wouldn't believe it at all." Cai Xiaobing couldn't help but marvel, and sighed: "Even now, I don't know it's Huang Fei. Boss Fei turned into a beauty, or a beauty turned into Boss Huang Fei."

Cai Xiaobing talked eloquently, like a philosopher, which made me laugh so hard that my stomach hurts.

However, although Cai Xiaobing is a businessman, he inadvertently uttered a philosophical proposition in a few words, which is the story of Zhuang Zhou's dream of a butterfly.

One afternoon more than 2000 years ago, the weather was very hot.Zhuang Zhou fell asleep. He dreamed that he had turned into a butterfly, a dancing butterfly.I am very happy and carefree, not knowing that I am Zhuang Zhou.Suddenly he woke up from the dream, but it was Zhuang Zhou lying frozen on the bed.He didn't know whether it was Zhuang Zhou who dreamed that he was a butterfly, or a butterfly who dreamed that he was Zhuang Zhou.

How similar is Zhuang Zhou's confusion to Cai Xiaobing's.

At this time, it was dawn, and Xiaohua and I went out for a walk.

The waiters at the hotel have already started their preparations for the day.They were all shocked when they saw Xiaohua and I walking side by side.I don't even say I'm beautiful in disguise as a woman.But I can say with certainty that none of these waiters have seen such a beautiful woman.

Especially those male waiters, their eyes were all straight, staring at me fiercely.

"What a beautiful woman." A young waiter looked at me with a smile.

"It's even more beautiful than Bloody Flowers. Where did this woman come from? Damn, if you give it to me, I'd be willing to lose 30 years of my life."

"If you give it to me, I will die now."

Waiters, whispering.

I frowned, and couldn't help clenching my fists.

"I'll do it, you dare to tease me, you are not Xiaohua." Several times, I couldn't help but want to put my fist on their faces.

However, Xiaohua stopped her every time.

Seeing my strange expression, Xiao Hua immediately understood what was on my mind.

She squeezed my arm lightly, and said with a slight smile: "You have such strong muscles, I really don't know how you made them. Master, you must not be impulsive. Do you think it's strange to be looked at by others? Ah, alas, just get used to it. Which woman walks on the road without being watched? A woman who is not seen must be a failed woman. Master, you are a woman who wears makeup, and there are so many people watching, to prove you It's a success, you should feel happy. Men in the world like to look at women. It's innate. There's no way to do it. Just bear with it. You can only treat these scumbags here as rubbish, nothing else. Way. You can't beat everyone who looks at you to the ground." Xiaohua couldn't help explaining this to me.

I understand the truth, but I still feel uncomfortable.

Looking at those people with cold eyes, he suppressed the anger in his heart vigorously.

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