my evil sister-in-law

Chapter 714

Chapter 714

I frowned slightly and looked at Xiaoqing, my mind was a little confused. 【 】

What she said, such as "Zhi Yang Zhi Yin", "Mother of the Earth, Son of the Earth", "Shouyang Mountain" and other messy things, were like tongue twisters, but I didn't understand them.

However, I can clearly hear the word Zhuangyang.

Hearing these two words, my heart was also moved. I looked at the vermilion fruits in the box and thought to myself: "Could it be that the vermilion fruits really have the effect of strengthening yang?" I looked at Xiao Hua suspiciously.

Xiaohua seemed to know what I was thinking, she smiled charmingly, and said: "It is said that after eating vermilion fruit, a man's dragon pillar will reach the sky, be as majestic as a mountain, and as round and thick as the earth. Someone has done it before. In the experiment, after eating a vermilion fruit, for 30 consecutive days, Longzhu can be as hard as he wants, soft as he wants, and it is not a problem to play with hundreds of women. Moreover, from then on, that man's Longzhu will never If there is any problem, it becomes the most flexible part of the body."

Xiaoqing talked excitedly, foaming at the mouth, seeing that I was listening seriously, she was a little carried away, she couldn't stop the car, and wanted to show off her profoundness in front of me, she smiled at me mysteriously, and said: "Master, let me tell you something that I personally experienced."

"Her personal experience, could it be that she has also eaten vermilion fruit? This is unlikely, right?" I looked at Xiaoqing with a smirk, feeling a little puzzled in my heart.

Although I didn't take off Xiaoqing's clothes, I checked my body.However, it can still be seen from the appearance that Xiaoqing is definitely an out-and-out woman.

Since she is a woman, what is the use for her to eat vermilion fruit? Do women also use it to strengthen yang?Although I am not an expert in this field, I also know that women do not need to take aphrodisiac drugs.

At this time, I suddenly slapped my head: "Why am I so stupid? Xiaoqing should mean that her close comrades have eaten Zhu Guo. Her comrades have eaten it. To Xiaoqing, it is considered Personal experience. After all, during the battle, she can feel the changes in some places better than her comrades in arms, and feel more deeply."

"What the hell, Xiaoqing is so generous, did she actually want to tell me about her love story? It's fun, it's really fun, it's really my good demon spirit, not only can fight for me, but also tell me stories." Thinking of this , My saliva was about to flow out, I smiled, glanced at Xiaoqing's pink and tender face, and asked: "Xiaoqing, how did your comrade-in-arms eat it? How many times have you tried it? Tell me about it."

But Xiaoqing was confused, and blinked her eyes vigorously, as if she didn't understand what I meant: "Master, what comrades in arms, I don't have comrades in arms, if I have to say comrades in arms, it's you."

I broke out in cold sweat, and snorted in my heart: "Pretend again, you said it on your own initiative, and I didn't force you, so now you're pretending to be innocent again. You also got me involved, obviously with bad intentions."

I stretched out my hand, made a gesture, and said with a smile: "It's not a comrade like me, but the comrade who fought on the battlefield on the bed, you don't understand."

I suddenly yelled strangely: "Xiaoqing, don't tell me, you ate the vermilion fruit yourself. I really can't accept that you are that. Don't scare me." speak out.

It would be quite impolite to call someone a witch in person.Moreover, I don't believe that Xiaoqing is a human monster.

Demon spirit disease is not terrible, but shemale is the scariest thing.

However, if Xiaoqing is not a shemale, as a girl, does she need to eat vermilion fruit?

From Xiaoqing's words, many doubts can be seen.

So, Xiaoqing can't really be a human demon, looking at Xiaohua's extremely pretty face, I feel a little uncomfortable all over.

Although there is absolutely no intention of discriminating against someone, it is just uncomfortable.

No matter what, if Xiaoqing is really a shemale, I will be hit hard and can only kick her out.

I looked Xiaoqing's body up and down with a questioning gaze, hoping to see some clues.

Xiaoqing has a standard plump buttocks, a bit too fat, and a bit less and thinner.On the outside, she is an absolute top-notch beauty, and she doesn't look like a shemale.

Seeing me staring at her up and down, Xiaoqing's eyes were extremely obscene, and after hearing what I said, Xiaoqing suddenly realized, her face suddenly turned red, she was ashamed and annoyed.

"Master, you think too much." She shook her hand like a cramp, and said repeatedly: "Master, don't make random guesses, I don't have that kind of comrade-in-arms, let alone a transvestite, she's still a virgin. Master, it's very hurtful for you to think so."

When I heard that it was not a ladyboy, I breathed a sigh of relief. It was fine if it wasn't a ladyboy. Except for the ladyboy, I could accept everything else.

However, I can't accept her saying that she is still Huang Hua's daughter.

"As long as you are still a girl with yellow flowers, who would believe it? After all these years, have you never been tempted? Can you really hold back? Women also have desires. Who doesn't know that, I really think I am a fool."

I shook my head, I wouldn't believe it anyway.

After careful calculation, Xiaoqing is really an old monster who has been accumulating for many years, that is not the age of one or two years.

From the Three Kingdoms to the present, it has been almost 2000 years. What's more, before Guan Yu, this knife actually existed, and it is one of the ancient magic weapons.

A woman more than two years ago said that she had no experience in personnel affairs, would you believe it?I don't even believe it.

Seeing that I didn't believe it, Xiaoqing was on the verge of crying, stomped her feet anxiously, and explained to me: "Master, what I said is true, we demon spirits all have a growth period. In the childhood stage, we can't communicate with human beings." Or demon spirits have intimate behaviors. If they have such behaviors, they will be condemned by heaven, and it is impossible to practice and evolve. Only when they reach a certain age and their bodies and minds are fully mature can they have such behaviors .” Xiaohua blushed, and looked at me resentfully.

"And this thing." I touched my nose.

Honestly, I really didn't expect this.

It's right to think about it, people all have infancy, how could demon spirits not have them.

What's more, what she said is similar to the legendary Shaolin Boy Kungfu, a mysterious exercise.Once Yuanyang and Yuanyin are broken, there is no way to progress.

Xiaoqing nodded uncontrollably: "For demon spirits, within 1000 years, they are infants, within 2000 years, they are teenagers, and around 3000 years are youths. Only when they are young, can they have that kind of Behavioral."

"Xiaoqing, how old are you now?" I asked with great interest.

Xiaoqing covered her brows slightly, thought for a while and said, "I should be more than 3000 years old now, and I'm in adolescence. When I followed the former master, I was a teenager, so I can't do that, master, you Believe me." Xiaoqing said with red eyes.

"Okay, I believe it." I raised my hand and smiled.

At the same time, I sighed in my heart, this little demon spirit, Xiaoqing, is over 3000 years old, but he is still young, making us humans envious and jealous to death.

At the same time, I don't know why she is so nervous about whether she is a virgin, I really don't understand.

Could it be that the reason is really the same as Shaolin Tongzi Gong?Once broken, can't progress?

Is Feng Hongyi a teenager or a young man now?I found that from the appearance, it is impossible to determine the age of the demon spirits, they are all too perverted.

However, this is not my concern anymore, virgin or not, has nothing to do with me.

Seeing that the topic went a little far, I hurriedly brought the question back, and asked, "So that's the case. Then what exactly is the thing you said you experienced?"

As soon as he mentioned this, Xiaoqing immediately became elated and radiant, as if he was a different person, and said with a smile: "It's about Wu Sheng. I think back then, when I traveled the world with Wu Sheng, I got a A vermilion fruit was given to Wu Sheng by Cao Cao. After Wu Sheng ate it, the effect was remarkable, and it lasted for a long time. , So, I was very impressed, until now, still fresh in my memory."

Xiaoqing thought for a while and said: "The most beautiful thing is that the Martial Saint also conquered Diao Chan, the number one saint at that time. Thinking of Diao Chan, she has a big appetite, and usually two or three men I can't hold it. The reason Wu Sheng can satisfy her is due to Zhu Guo's contribution. Hehehe, let's not talk about it, this is the secret of the former master, Wu Sheng will scold me if he finds out."

Xiaoqing also knew that she had said enough, she hurriedly waved her hands, tightly closed her small mouth, looked at me with blinking eyes, and once again pretended to be very pure.

"I'll do it. I never thought that Guan Yu and Guan Yunchang, who has always fought in all directions, fought with iron and blood, only valued brotherhood, didn't like beauties with red makeup, and regarded women as dung, would be so romantic and merciful in real life. This It is very different from the image of the martial saint Guan Yu who has always appeared as the invincible god of war in the legends of the people in the past. It seems that legends are legends, not the truth at all. Moreover, I did not expect him to really be with the four Diao Chan, one of the beauties, has one leg, tsk tsk, it's really enviable."

I couldn't help touching my nose, thinking in admiration.

In the minds of countless people, Guan Yu is a model of the kind who is not good at women, who values ​​loyalty and love, and his righteousness is not as good as the sky.He is an indomitable man, a martial sage who has been extolled from generation to generation, and is admired by the world.

However, judging from Xiaoqing's description, Guan Yu is more like an ordinary person, just like the buddies around you and me, with a sense of intimacy.

From my feeling, this kind of Guan Yu is the real Guan Yu, and it is easier to accept.

A hero is sad for a beauty, and a romantic martial artist is the real martial artist.

From this point of view, the real Guan Yu is indeed a good man, a real man, a man among men.

Being able to play with Diao Chan's top beauties is not something that ordinary men can do, it is really enviable and hateful.

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