my evil sister-in-law

Chapter 750 Xiao Hua's Alternative Knowledge

Chapter 750 Xiao Hua's Alternative Knowledge

No matter how surprised Xiao Hua is, anyway, I have absolutely no affection for Long Piao'er. 【*】

Long Piao'er is a real little witch, born to be my nemesis, every time we meet, she will beat me to death.

I dare not say that I am the most powerful man in the world, but I think that I am still a man who is not afraid of anything,

In this world, there are not many people who scare me. Right now, there are two people I fear the most. Besides my father Huang Tianhao, this smiling little witch, Long Piaoer .

As long as you meet Long Piao'er, you have nothing to say, it's bad luck, and you will definitely lose your money.

It was so accurate, from the first time I met her, it was the same every time, much more accurate than the best in the world.

I am not talking nonsense, this has been verified by countless facts, and it is the accumulation of actual combat experience.

I believe that anyone who knows my past experience will agree with me.

……

Food is the most direct source of energy for human beings. After eating buns, my whole body is full of strength and I feel very comfortable.

I found a place to wash my hands, lit a cigarette, and smoked it slowly in the afterglow of the setting sun, watching the bustling crowd on the side of the road, very leisurely.

A master once said that rest after labor is one of the most wonderful things in the world.Its comfort is no less than the blissful exercise between men and women.

And smoking a cigarette after a meal will also bring people the same wonderful feeling.

People who don't smoke will never experience this wonderful feeling.

After eating and drinking, Xiaohua regained her spirits. She hugged her shoulders and walked around the Miracle Shadow I drove a few times. Looking at the almost deformed body of the huge hole that was destroyed by the Reaper, I couldn't help praising: "Master, your driving skills are surprisingly good. How can you still use such a car that definitely meets the scrapping standard?" Dare to drive around, are you too courageous? You are not afraid that it will fall apart as it runs. At that time, you will not be able to escape even if you want to escape, and it will directly turn into a sea of ​​flames."

"Haha, let alone such a car that can still be driven, that is, this car has only four wheels left. As long as the engine is still available and can be used, I dare to drive it. Moreover, when I drive it, I can guarantee it There won't be any of my problems." I took a deep breath and laughed.

This is by no means a lie, with my driving skills, I can definitely drive the most difficult car in the world.

Even if the technology, although it is not as good as some devil drivers, it can definitely be ranked in the forefront of the world's driving masters.

"However, the police won't let you drive such a car on the road. You are not afraid that they will check you." Xiao Hua smiled and kicked the car vigorously, "Why is it so rotten? This car Isn't it very soft?"

"Oh..." Xiaohua yelled in a low voice, frowned, and pulled her legs back.

It must have hurt, and tears welled up in his eyes.

I looked at Xiaohua a little funny, this girl is acting weird today, her IQ plummeted.

Don't look at the shadow of Miracle, which is covered with scars everywhere. It looks very soft, and it can be broken with a finger.

In fact, it is all made of steel, not plastic, and there is no cutting corners, it is solid.

After Xiaohua's tears disappeared, I said: "The police? How can they have time to care about this? At this time, they should be in a meeting. There are monsters everywhere in Quanzhou. This is not a trivial matter. Ordinary people don't know what to do What happened, but they must know that this matter is enough for them to be busy for a few days, and they will never pay attention to me."

Sure enough, several traffic policemen drove past us without looking at us at all.

"The police are really overwhelmed. Is Quanzhou really going to be in chaos?" Xiaohua sighed, "Master, why is your car rotten like this? I can imagine the intensity of the battle when I saw this car. Under such a tragic situation, the master was able to escape completely and rushed out safely, which is really amazing. The master's kung fu is the best in Quanzhou."

Xiaohua praised repeatedly, her eyes were full of admiration.

"It's too exaggerated, how can I be so powerful." I laughed out loud, being so flattered by Xiao Hua's praise, I almost flew into the sky.

"Master, are you sure you're okay? Your reaction just now was really too much..." After all, Xiao Hua was worried, and brought up the matter just now.

At this time, I have completely adapted to the ambiguous atmosphere just now, and said with a cheeky smile: "It's just a natural response, Xiaohua, although you are still a little girl, you should also know what a natural response is." Bar."

Xiao Hua bit her lip with her white teeth, and said with a blushing face, "Of course I know, but that's too much, how could it be so horrible, it's too scary." Xiao Hua shook her head repeatedly.

"It's that big, I can show you if you don't believe me." I couldn't help laughing.

As a man, the scale of that place is enough to make me stand out from the rest of the world.

"I don't look at it, it's ugly, and it's not like I haven't seen it before." Xiaohua snorted, turned her head away, and lowered her head to think about something.

I laughed a few times, stopped disturbing her, and concentrated on smoking, enjoying the rare moment of comfort.

The threat now seems to have been lifted, but one must not let one's guard down.Because the black-clothed beauty and the golden ape are still watching, maybe sometime later they will appear and take my life.

I know the two of them, but I don't know how many monsters and demon spirits are still eyeing them?I looked around and felt great pressure.

It's really unlucky, how could I be involved in such a cruel pursuit? I'm a little depressed.

Xiaohua thought about it for a while, then turned around, and continued to discuss with me very interestedly: "Master, I have another question, people say it's full of warmth and lust ~ lust, you just came down from the death battlefield Yes, how could there be such a strong reaction? Could it be that the tragic battle will make you more excited?"

Xiaohua looked at me eagerly, put her fingers in her mouth, like a child who doesn't know much about the world, with a very innocent appearance.

Of course, don't treat her as a child who doesn't understand anything. If you do that, you must be the one who is unlucky.

"Probably not, I really didn't pay attention to this." I said embarrassedly.

It's always weird to talk about this with a girl, especially a girl who calls herself a master.

Xiaohua nodded ignorantly, and said in a serious manner: "If that's the case, I think your hobbies are quite special, master. According to my understanding, master subconsciously, you should like to play something called master-servant abuse~ It’s a game like this. Although the master doesn’t know it yet, or he knows it clearly and doesn’t want to admit it, but the subconscious has completely exposed the master’s mind.”

Xiaohua sneered, covered her mouth, and looked at me playfully.

Now Xiaohua is like a witch, talking eloquently, and like a psychologist, saying something that I don't quite understand.

In fact, whether it is ancient or modern, witches are the most cutting-edge psychological experts.

"I'll do it. This little girl knows more than I do. I know it from movies. I don't know where she got it from." I looked at Xiaohua's extremely pure and clean eyes in amazement, and couldn't accept it.

It was so pure just now, but it became so vigorous in a blink of an eye, it really surprised me.

"I really don't know the kind of game you mentioned." I replied cheekily, pretending not to understand.

"It's the kind of game that uses props such as chains, leather whips and candles." Xiaohua explained with all her strength, gesticulating while talking, and I have to say that her movements are still very good.

After she finished speaking, she saw that I couldn't help laughing, and then realized that she had been fooled, and screamed: "Master, you are too bad. Is there a master like you? You are not worthy of being a master at all." , you are a hooligan."

I said depressedly: "I obviously didn't say anything. You said everything yourself, okay? I've become a hooligan instead. Am I more wronged than Dou E? Where can I go to reason?" There is another sentence in the back, which I didn't dare to say, that is, if I am a hooligan, then you are the head of the hooligan, the biggest female hooligan in the world.

Fearing that she would lose her temper, she refrained from speaking out.

However, this girl is definitely not as pure as she appears on the surface, but a serious and serious woman, and I know it from now on.

I don't necessarily know the alternative knowledge she knows.

At this time, the sky gradually darkened, the sun set, tired birds returned to the forest, pedestrians hurried, and street lamps began to blink.

"Let's go, let's go to Jingyesi now." I gave Xiaohua a hand and walked towards the Land Rover.

Let's settle the matter of Xiaohua's father first, and then do other things.

Now that the hunt for me has already begun, I will follow it with my hands. No matter who comes, I will play with him.

Since I can't change the general situation, I won't try to change it anymore, just do it at my own pace.

Maybe, the general situation will also be affected by me and follow my rhythm.

Xiaohua probably hasn't woken up from the fantasies of that special game, she is playing with the corner of her clothes with her fingers, she is dumbfounded, not knowing what she is thinking.

After being pulled by me, I woke up, almost dripping water from my eyes, rippling with spring.

"Let's go." I urged again.

"What about that car?" Xiao Hua pointed to the Miracle Shadow.

"No, it's shameless to drive such a broken car." I said with a smile.

Anyway, it's not my car, so I don't feel bad about throwing it away.

……

In order for everyone to see this story more clearly, it is necessary to turn back the time and let our camera go back to some things that I did not know until a long time later.

An hour ago, when I was still in a coma, Long Bao'er put all the dark clouds in the sky into his magical pocket, tied the pocket tightly, stepped forward, stepped on the void, from the high On the building, one step down.Looking at me lying on the ground, he smiled slightly and said, "Sleep well, this sleep will allow you to eliminate the fatigue of the day and give you the most wonderful feeling."

Long Bao'er was smoking a pipe, carrying a bag on her back, and swayed away.

The sun came out, stretched his shadow very long, and turned into a giant.