my evil sister-in-law

Chapter 758 The Realm of Pretending

Chapter 758 The Realm of Pretending

Some people say that pretending to be coercive is also a kind of realm, and some people even divide pretending into three realms, and one level is better than the other. 【&】

It is said that the top poser can almost make my generation pay homage to him, even if he flatters him, he can't catch up.

As for what the pretentious third-level realm is, I won’t talk about it here, and it has nothing to do with this story.

In my opinion, pretense is not a derogatory term, but a neutral term.

In fact, everyone can pretend, and everyone has pretended.

It depends on whether you can pretend or not, and whether you have the ability to pretend.

Capable pretense is to show strength and deter opponents.

Pretentiousness without ability is for the sake of showing off, admiring vanity, showing off oneself, and directly looking for abuse.

Throughout the ages, there are not many people who pretend to be aggressive, but there are not many who have really cultivated to a certain level.

Today, I will tell you about some people who like to pretend to be the most, and I will talk about some famous ones, and we will not talk about the unfamous ones.

The following is purely personal opinion, you can object, but the objection is invalid.

I solemnly believe that throughout the ages, in the long river of history, Zhuge Liang and Guan Yu are the people who like to pretend the most.

Let me talk about Guan Yu first. He was captured by Cao Cao in Tuntu Mountain and captured Cao Ying. After arriving at Cao Ying, Cao Cao had a small banquet every three days and a big banquet every five days. Isn't this pretending?Later, knowing that it was Jiangdong's Hongmen Banquet, but still daring to go to the banquet alone, isn't that Hula?It's simply too much to pretend.

I want to tell him, can we not pretend, play like this, what if we accidentally kill ourselves.

Especially when I met him in the demon soul space of the Devourer, he used a drop of blood to scare me, which is a bit too much.In the future, when I see him in real life, I will definitely talk to him.

Besides, Zhuge Liang is worthy of being Guan Yu's teacher, he is better at pretending than Guan Yu, and he is directly the master of pretending.

People can play psychological tactics such as empty city tactics superbly. This kind of gameplay is countless times better than Guan Yu and his ilk.

Later, Kong Ming even relied on pretending to be aggressive, and directly pissed off Mei Zhoulang, who was famous all over the world.I secretly thought that Zhou Lang's death was really unjust.

Guan Yunchang and Zhuge Kongming are both the best in the pretense, and they are the awesome figures in the pretense camp.

These two people are too famous, they are the patriarchs of the pretense world.They are much stronger than those pretending people now.Most of the people who pretend to be coercive now are just playing small tricks, and it is difficult to become a big weapon.

For example, those petty bourgeoisie who call themselves alternative pioneers are a group that likes to pretend to be aggressive.

What they play are things that the public does not play, which is infinitely close to non-mainstream.

However, among these self-righteous pretenders who look down on ordinary people, who can compare with Guan Yu and Kong Ming?

Now, can you Guan Yu and Zhuge Liang pretend?However, I also think that the two of them are not the most capable one.

The person who can pretend the most is Tang Qitao in front of him.

He has undoubtedly reached the highest level of pretense.

The highest state of pretending is that you can't see that he is pretending, but he is really pretending.

This is the highest level of pretentiousness, a master of pretentiousness, back to basics.

Tang Qitao kept laughing, and kept speaking in that neutral voice. He looked very gentle and polite. In my opinion, he was just pretending to be aggressive.

Because he is very annoying.

I really want to ask him, is this how you usually talk?Can you change the tone?

When killing people, you were still smiling. Isn't that a hidden knife in your smile?As expected of the big brother of the smiling little witch, how hypocritical.

In particular, he threatened me to cut off my arm, which made me even more reluctant.

Although I don't like those pretentious people.But I don't like it at all if you put on a show in front of me and threaten to kill me.

Although the people in the dragon group are really awesome, can you please restrain yourself a bit?

Who do you think you are, why should I listen to you, if you ask me to cut off whichever hand, then I am not very shameless?

I looked at Tang Qitao coldly and said, "What if both hands have been moved?"

"Cut them all off." Tang Qitao said flatly, without any room for negotiation.

"What if I don't agree with your decision?" I laughed too, very angry, this guy is really interesting.

Tang Qitao still looked like he didn't want to be beaten: "If you don't agree, I can help you execute it, but you have to pay a higher price, and I will waste your effort."

"Hey, you are a bit funny, you think your words are really sacred, why should I listen to you, do you think I was scared?" I said very unhappy, and licked my tongue lightly Licking my lips, I really have the urge to fight Tang Qitao.

This smiling face, although usually looks good.

However, if he is still smiling when he threatens you, he is deliberately annoying you.

"Longzu's words are originally imperial edicts, and you have to listen to them if you don't listen." Tang Qitao smiled slightly, holding his hands on his chest.

"You are a man, you really don't know how to pity and cherish jade, but I am a woman." I couldn't help but said when I remembered that I still look like a woman.

"Whether it's a man or a woman, anyone who touches Piao'er is my enemy and must pay the price." Tang Qitao let out a long laugh, and his voice gradually cooled down: "Little girl, for the sake of your beauty, I won't punish you too much, I will give you a moment to think about it for yourself. Now, when I count to three, if you don't do it yourself, I will do it yourself, don't regret it."

I also sneered: "Just pretend, if you want to stand out for others, you have to be capable. For Long Jun's sake, I won't kill you, so get out." brake.

squeak……

Amidst the harsh sound, the Land Rover braked suddenly, the wheels rubbed against the ground violently, thick smoke billowed, and a strange smell of burning rubber came over.

Land Rover is worthy of being the top off-road vehicle in the world. When the speed exceeds 250 kilometers per hour, it brakes suddenly, and there is no drift or tail flick at all.

Of course, this is not only related to the weight and quality of the car itself, but also to how hard I step on the accelerator, and my super driving skills, all of which are indispensable.

My brakes were so sudden that there was hardly any sign that I was going to brake, and no one would dare to make an emergency stop at such a fast speed.

Therefore, my action definitely exceeded everyone's expectations.

This is also my purpose, I just want to use the inertia of the car to get rid of Tang Qitao, an annoying guy.

The moment the car stopped, the strong inertia caused Xiao Hua to scream and leap forward.

Fortunately, Xiaohua was wearing a seat belt, otherwise, her head would be directly mounted on the front windshield of the car.

Even so, under the powerful momentum, with a click, the seat belt was torn.

Seeing Xiaohua send forward, I originally wanted to use this opportunity to jump out to see how Tang Qitao was doing, and to launch a counterattack by the way.But now there is no other way, let's take Gu Xiaohua first.

Stretching out his hand, he grabbed Xiao Hua's shoulders, and pushed her back on the seat.

Of course I will be fine, first of all, I know it well, and second, it is my kung fu of the jackhammer, that is not just for fun, it has already reached the top level, even the storm, it will not cause anything to me Influence.

After the car stopped, I snorted: "If you can still stay in the car, I will consider you capable."

The front of the car is so smooth, if he can hold on and not fall off under such circumstances, then this Tang Qitao is too good, even stronger than my jackhammer.

After I threw Xiao Hua back on the seat, Xiao Hua's face was pale, limp and unable to move.

"Little girl, your driving skills are good, but unfortunately, it doesn't work for me. I can walk slowly in the wind, and I can rush up the waterfall. Using this kind of attack power brought by the brakes, trying to throw me out is really childish. , It’s ridiculous. Holy lady, I’ve already told you, don’t waste your time.”

"What's going on?" I turned around in surprise and looked outside, Tang Qitao was still standing on the roof of the car, not moving at all, not even changing his posture in the slightest.

Could it be that this guy has become one with the car?

"Sure enough, it's a very strong horse stance, even surpassing my horse stance and my jackhammer. This man is really unfathomable. I'm afraid I'm no match for him. Let's run away." My pupils shrank suddenly, My heart turned, I made up my mind, reached out to grab Xiaohua, and wanted to leave here.

At this moment, my chest tightened, and I was entangled by something, and I could hardly breathe.

……

Monster Headquarters.

On both sides of the door of the secret room, there are two strange-looking monsters lying on their stomachs, taking a nap.

The monster on the left looks like a common horse, but it is countless times bigger than a horse. It has three-pronged golden horns on its head, and has no hair on its body. It only has black scales, shining with a strange luster.

This monster is called Yan, and it is a legendary monster that comes from the secret realm.This thing can breathe fire from its mouth, and it likes to suck borneol most. It is the nemesis of dragons, and it can be regarded as the supreme monster in the fire department.

The monster on the right is even weirder.

The monster with the body of a fish but the wings of a bird makes a sound like a mandarin duck's chirping. This kind of monster is called a squid.

Yingyu is the top monster in the water system. It lives in the depths of the secret domain and rarely appears in the human world. If they appear in any place, there will be a big flood. It has been verified and tried repeatedly.

Because Yingyu is a great power of the water system and has the ability to call wind and rain, it is very easy for it to make a place flood.

These two monsters were both subdued by Han Jiansheng when he traveled around, and they were used by him to guard his secret room treasure house.

When She Meimei saw the two monsters, her body couldn't help but trembled, she didn't dare to look more, and hurriedly stabilized her mind.

These two monsters are really scary, even if you are timid, you will be scared to death if you take a look at them.