Joining the Army for Father: Lieutenant Colonel with a Black Belly

Xu Nuoyi, who is three years old, has a well-developed body, is smart as a human elf, and has super language skills.But every word he has heard will be spoken by him at some point, and it is surprising to find out how this child can speak so well.

Of course, the child's comprehension ability can't keep up with his absorption ability, but also because of this, it will be very interesting to chat with him and listen to the adult language he pops up from time to time.With this live treasure at home, everyday life is full of laughter. Sun Mengmeng's family life is the continuous live broadcast of the wonderful "The Meal Is Not Show" without commercials.

At this moment, I heard the childish voice say, "My wife is my mother!" The innocent words caused three beautiful women to burst into laughter.

Xu Nuoyi's answer made Ye Ziqing, who was trembling with blossoming branches, laugh so hard that it was even more interesting not to see this little guy for a month.

Ye Ziqing knelt down and imitated Xu Nuoyi's tone and asked, "Snack, why do you want your mother to be your wife?"

"..." This question is too profound, and with the logical ability of a three-year-old child, it will not be able to explain it in a short time. The only clear thing is to continue to protest. Nuo Yi stretched his neck and stared at Ye Ziqing with a pair of clever eyes. Call me a snack!"

It was really interesting to see Xu Nuoyi's resentment when he protested, and the three women leaned back and laughed again.

"Mengmeng, you raised your son like an Oedipus, so precocious, haha..." Liu Yan also joked with a smile.

"Fuck your Oedipus plot. You two don't come to harm my son. How can Nuo Yi know what a wife is at such a young age..." Sun Mengmeng looked at her son, her eyes were full of mother's pampering and love.

Who would have thought that Xu Nuoyi would say again: "My wife is Hong Taro..."

Another burst of laughter.

It turned out that this little kid was poisoned by the cartoons of Xi Yangyang and Big Big Wolf.

According to this handsome boy's logic, his mother is Hong Taro, and Sun Mengmeng is upset. In his son's heart, is he really that fierce?

Sun Mengmeng stared at Xu Nuoyi: "Brat, are you saying that mom is fierce?"

"Hehe..." Xu Nuoyi blinked slyly, then looked weakly at the threat in her mother's eyes, and said with a smile, "No, Mommy is sometimes fierce, but she loves me very much."

What a fine hair. "Haha, what a cunning little guy. When he grows up, he will definitely be darker than your father..." Liu Yan said with a smile.

"It's no wonder this little guy speaks so adultly, I think it's all because of Mengmeng's coercion." Ye Ziqing also echoed.

Children like to play with their older partners.Xu Nuoyi didn't like Li Weiwei, but Li Weiwei forgot about it after being bullied for a while, the adults made fun of him for a while, and then started walking to Xu Nuoyi's side and calling sweetly: "Brother..."

Sun Mengmeng patted Xu Nuoyi's head to lure him: "Nuoyi, play with your sister obediently, and mother and auntie will take you to the playground after dinner."

Xu Nuoyi loves going to the playground the most, and he has a great time every time he goes there.Xu Nuo took a look at Li Weiwei, it's really boring to play with such a short doll.However, in order to go to the playground and have fun, I will reluctantly play with this naive little sister for a while.It seems that after very tangled thinking, Xu Nuoyi finally made a happy decision.

"Okay!" Xu Nuo raised his little hand in a dignified military salute.

Seeing his serious eyes when saluting, Zi Ziqing and Liu Yanyou bent over with shaking smiles.Not to mention that Xiao Nuoyi's saluting appearance is really handsome, every time Sun Mengmeng sees Nuoyi's saluting appearance, he will naturally think of her husband who is performing a glorious mission in the army.

"Looking at your lascivious look, I miss your man again..." Zi Ziqing looked at Sun Mengmeng, looked at her son smiling and wandering, and stretched out his hand in front of her.

Sun Mengmeng blushed slightly, slapped Ye Ziqing's hand off forcefully, and glared at her: "The child is beside you, you should be more careful when you speak in the future, if you are so careless, I really don't know how Weiwei will be polluted by you Precepts and deeds! In a few months, Wei Wei will speak sharply, and use your accent to say such adult words to tease you and Li Hao every day, which will give you a headache..."

Liu Yan opened his eyes and asked curiously: "It's really so powerful!"

"Of course, you will know when you have a baby in the future."

Ye Ziqing flashed her tongue and smiled embarrassedly. As a mother, she also reads the parenting book, so she naturally knew that what Sun Mengmeng said made sense.But the situation is easy to change, and her straightforward temper is hard to change. If she is not careful, she still doesn't hide it, and she can say whatever comes to her mind.However, he still said casually: "Occasionally a sentence or two is not filtered, it should be fine."

Sun Mengmeng was about to answer, but Xu Nuo interrupted and startled everyone.

"Auntie, mother said to speak civilized words, otherwise the children will be badly taught..." Xu Nuo's very adult words caused three black lines to flash across the heads of the three women.Wasn't this kid busy chatting with Wei Wei just now, why did he still pay attention to the adult's chat.

"Nuoyi, teach your sister how many adults and children are there in this restaurant..." Sun Mengmeng quickly distracted Xu Yiyi, don't let this child learn "lustful" and "missing men." "These two words.

Sure enough, the subject quickly changed.

"My sister still doesn't understand such a simple question, but I already understood it." Xu Nuoyi shouted proudly.

"My sister is still very young. She can count simple things but not complex ones. You can teach her to count as a little teacher." Sun Mengmeng patiently guided Xu Nuoyi.

Xu Nuoyi listened to be a teacher, and began to show Li Weiwei how to count by raising his fingers. .

Sun Mengmeng breathed a sigh of relief after finally drawing the attention of the two children to the counting head. Ye Ziqing smiled at Sun Mengmeng: "It's still Mengmeng who is a good wife and mother who knows how to teach and teach children. You ask for advice."

"Haha..." Sun Mengmeng laughed it off.

The two children were busy counting, and the three women continued to chat and eat.

Liu Yan's phone rang, and he answered it: "Well, okay, I'll be right back..."

After a very brief phone call, Liu Yan hung up the phone and saw Ye Ziqing and Sun Mengmeng looking at him with a smile.

kindness?What's the situation?Liu Yan was terrified by the two of them.

"Look at you smiling so lewdly... Unfathomable, do you have a boyfriend?" Ye Ziqing stopped her tongue in time to gossip, and changed a word.

"No, don't make wild guesses..." Liu Yan wiped his mouth, "You two children continue to study how to raise children, I missed it beforehand."

"I called you over with just one phone call. Doesn't it look like an ordinary friend?" Sun Mengmeng also winked and smiled at Liu Yan who stood up.

Liu Yan smiled without answering, and left as soon as he kissed Li Weiwei holding his promise.

Sun Mengmeng and Ye Ziqing had dinner, fulfilled their promise, and took Xu Nuoyi and Li Weiwei to the playground.

The playground is a paradise for children. After playing for two hours, the two children still had a lot of fun.When Sun Mengmeng called Xu Nuoyi to go home, he was still struggling to play for a while.

It was almost three o'clock, and grandpa called, urging their mother and son to go back earlier.

Sun Mengmeng explained to Xu Nuoyi, wiping away his sweat: "Nuo Yi, just now you promised your mother to play for two hours. Now that the time is up, you must obediently follow your mother home. Boys, keep your promise."

Xu Nuo pouted her cute little mouth and said sullenly: "Okay!"

Xu Nuoyi put on his shoes obediently, while Li Weiwei struggled in Ye Ziqing's arms to continue playing.

Seeing that Sun Mengmeng managed to get his son done with just one sentence, I was really envious.

This year, my husband and I were busy with company affairs, and let the father-in-law and mother-in-law take care of the children. Naturally, the old man pampered the children unprincipledly, and spoiled his daughter's temper to the sky. She is usually docile and well-behaved. Once she likes to do something, she must Be satisfied without limit or cry.

Seeing Sun Mengmeng's mother and son waiting for him at the door, Ye Ziqing realized that Mengmeng had done more homework than himself in terms of educating children, and he really had to study hard with her.

"Li Weiwei, don't cry. I'm going home to sleep. My mother said that I can grow taller by sleeping more, so you should go home and sleep too!" Xu Nuo's childish persuasion is more effective than Ye Ziqing's cajoling.As soon as she heard her handsome brother tell her to go home to sleep and grow taller, Li Weiwei immediately stopped struggling and obediently followed Ye Ziqing home.

Probably too tired from playing, Xu Nuoyi fell asleep on the way back.

When Sun Mengmeng's Audi returned to Xishan Villa, Xu Dalei and his wife were waiting at the door of the house. When Sun Mengmeng stopped the car, the two came over, opened the door, and Tong Hua carried Xu Nuoyi out of the car.

"Grandma, let me take Nuoyi upstairs." Sun Mengmeng got out of the car and walked towards Tonghua quickly.

"I'm so tired from playing, my clothes are all wet." Xu Dalei yelled dissatisfied.

Sun Mengmeng, who originally wanted to take over the child, automatically disappeared.

As early as she was pregnant, she knew that her mother-in-law and grandma would love her and Xu Yelei's child very much, but she never thought that grandpa would dote on this child so much, not only her, but everyone else.

Xu Dalei, who used to be very strict with his sons and grandsons, seems to have changed his personality when he got this great-grandson.With the protection of this umbrella, the Xu family can live freely in front of the Monkey King if they promise again and again.

Sun Mengmeng can only play a stern role, otherwise everything will be turned upside down and no one can restrain such a personality son, no wonder he is regarded by his son as Hong Taro.

With more promises, there are a lot of jokes at home, but... I seem to have fallen out of favor!Sometimes Sun Mengmeng would be a little jealous with her son.

Sometimes Sun Mengmeng would joke with Xu Yelei that her status was declining.Xu Yelei said that he was even more pitiful. He used to be number one in the Xu family, but since he had a daughter-in-law he was second, and when he had a son, he was third. Sometimes he was even ignored.

Of course this is just a joke.

With the help of elders to take care of the children, Sun Mengmeng can continue to work after giving birth, has her own independent space, and lives a fulfilling life. She is very satisfied with her life.

I usually have less time to take care of the children at work. Relatively speaking, the three of them, mother-in-law, grandma and grandpa, are better at taking care of the children than themselves. When they take the children out to play on weekends, they all worry that the children will play too crazy and sweat and catch cold. cold.

This situation had happened several times before, Nuo had a runny nose, and the whole Xu family was busy, so at this moment, Sun Mengmeng heard Xu Dalei's voice, so she could only follow into the house silently.

Spread the word: Dear friends, today is a temporary (3000 words) update, see you tomorrow. . . .The plan for a year is in spring. Yaya has been really busy with work recently. I won’t say much here. Yaya will update as much as possible when I have time. Thank you everyone. . . .