Don't tell bad jokes at the dinner table, it will make people very ugly!
In fact, these words are very common. It was Sun Beibei who laughed a little bit. She heard it and imagined that a super fat woman was pregnant. She was just having fun.
Xie Tiejun hurriedly wiped the soup on her chin with a paper towel, and said with a smile: "Mom, Beibei is so skinny! The old sow at home is too fat to give birth to piglets!"
Mother Xie thought about her experience in raising pigs, and nodded, "That's true. Thin sows are flexible and give birth to more piglets..."
Xie Tiejun laughed convulsively when he heard his mother's words, but Sun Beibei was depressed. Her husband even compared himself with an old sow and wanted to rebel!
Sun Beibei kicked Xie Tiejun hard under the table.Xie Tiejun laughed even more happily, and Mother Xie also suddenly felt that what she said... couldn't help laughing out loud.
There was a lot of laughter during the meal, and it was already 11 o'clock after the meal, which was the time when Xie's mother was lying on the bed under the quilt and giving birth.
Mother Xie urged her son and daughter-in-law to go to bed, took a bath by herself, then automatically turned off the big light bulb and went into the guest room.
After Sun Beibei washed her face, she patted on the toner and walked out of the bathroom, only to see Xie Tiejun rummaging through boxes and cabinets.It's nothing to laugh at.
"Honey, it's midnight, you're not going to sleep, what are you busy with?"
Xie Tiejun had already taken off his clothes, leaving only a pair of army green underpants on his body.
Xie Tiejun turned around and grinned, Sun Beibei couldn't help taking a deep breath, covering his little liver to prevent it from jumping out disobediently.
In fact, Xie Tiejun's facial features are not delicate. At first, because of his thick eyebrows and generous lips, he felt simple and honest, and even... Sun Beibei's initial impression was that he was stupid, stubborn, stunned, green and so on. , that's why she called him an idiot.
But his long-term military career has created him with the unique temperament of a soldier: masculinity, tenacity, majesty and righteousness, plus he is somewhat humorous, so he is a good-looking comedian. critical eye.
However, after this simple and honest man got married, he was nourished by a woman, and he did a good job at work. His whole temperament has changed, especially his eyes, which are like torches, appear more confident, spiritual and profound. Wearing Sun Beibei to buy Clothes, native goods, after exquisite packaging and brand promotion, have also become rare goods to live in, and they look tall and handsome.
Of course, Sun Beibei still felt that her husband was more attractive when he was naked than when he was wearing clothes. With her vicious eyes, the first time she saw Xie Tiejun's figure, she was fascinated by it.
At this moment, Xie Tiejun turned around and gave Sun Beibei a wink for the first time. This is really a blossoming iron tree. When did my husband who always smiles honestly learn this trick!
Temptation, naked temptation!
Sun Beibei was seduced by her husband so much that her heart almost jumped out!Of course, Xie Tiejun's eyes are not as charming as Xiang Nan's. As far as his crappy wink is actually not that exaggerated, otherwise, he would never have used it.
The more reason why Sun Beibei was seduced was her husband's figure. In fact, married women are no different from men. It's just showing it directly without concealing it.
After more than two years of marriage, the two have been promoted to be an old husband and wife.Sun Beibei has seen her husband's body countless times, but every time she sees her husband's body suddenly, she feels her heart fluttering. A small heart always beats fast without immunity.
My husband is in great shape!Wearing clothes is masculine and straight, as tall as you want, as tall as you want, when you are naked... Haha, that is Sun Beibei's favorite.
Long-term exercise, the whole body is covered with bronze muscles, strong and strong.The golden ratio, wide waist and narrow hips, this body shape is many times more fit than those models!
Although her heart was beating fast, Sun Beibei was not shy at all. Looking at her man's perfect figure, she turned her face away and made a shy look. It was too hypocritical, and she didn't know how to enjoy it.
Sun Beibei opened her eyes wide, feasting her eyes on her husband's proud physique beautifully.From top to bottom, in the end, he even stayed on the army green pants very boldly and shamelessly.
After being looked at so hotly by her, the tent... the tent automatically propped up with a sound, and it grew bigger and bigger, even like a balloon blown by a blower. It made people worry that the tent... tent would be accidentally burst.
Seeing such a spectacular scene, Sun Beibei finally blushed, not because of embarrassment, but because the blood was rolling all over her body, and she felt very wet... all over.
"Husband..." Sun Beibei heard her coquettish... coquettish voice, and then looked at the tent... tent evilly. Xie Tiejun's heavy weapon was so stimulated by her soft and charming voice that he could hardly shut it down. , going to rush out to kill the enemy...
Every time the pair of them are together, they are fierce and fierce. Before the battle starts, one can feel how fierce the fierce battle will be.
However, Xie Tiejun didn't rush over to hug Sun Beibei and make love with her in Wushan like usual.
Xie Tiejun turned around and continued to look through the cupboard, and asked pointedly: "Wife, where is that pajamas?"
It was rare for Sun Beibei to see her husband so inactive, so she naturally knew what he was looking for.I don't wear that dress, it's a good thing I left it on top, but I can still find it.So, I have to stop it quickly: "What kind of pajamas are you wearing on such a hot day? It's so troublesome to wear pajamas. When you love... love, you have to take it off, it's in the way..."
Sun Beibei walked up to Xie Tiejun's back and hugged his hardcover chest, holding his big hand that turned over the cabinet, deliberately misinterpreting that he was looking for pajamas for herself, and using ambiguous words to seduce... seduce her husband.
Of course Xie Tiejun knew that his wife was frightened and refused to wear it anymore, but he really wanted to see his wife wearing sexy pajamas, so he resisted the temptation.
Xie Tiejun turned his head and kissed Sun Beibei, and said with a smile: "Hey, it's not mine. You know, I'm talking about special pajamas..."
Sun Beibei immediately shook off his hand, left Xie Tiejun, and lay down on the bed in embarrassment: "I don't want to wear it? That's a shame in my life. Don't even think about it..."
Xie Tiejun hurriedly threw himself on the bed, hugged his wife and coaxed gently: "My wife, I have already bought it, don't waste everything, I want to see you in that pajamas..."
Sun Beibei tilted her head, coquettishly: "No, no, I just won't wear..."
Xie Tiejun put his arms around Sun Beibei, and while kissing her, he gave her his hands up and down, kissing his wife so charmingly that he couldn't stop, so he continued to persuade: "My wife! Wear it, didn't you buy it just for me to see it?" Well, isn't it too wasteful not to wear it now..."
Being touched by her husband's big hand made her whole body feel numb. Waiting for her husband to continue, she didn't expect that he was still thinking about that pajamas, so Sun Beibei was not happy. "Huh, if you don't wear it, you don't wear it. Don't you have any feelings for me if I don't wear it?"
"Of course not. Do I feel it, don't you feel it?" Xie Tiejun deliberately took out his heavy weapon and showed off his power in front of Sun Beibei, seeing that Sun Beibei's whole body was scorched by flames.
Xie Tiejun said with great satisfaction, "Wife, why don't you wear it? I like your vivaciousness and cuteness, and you often surprise me. Wearing love...fun pajamas, tonight will definitely be more...soul..."
Sun Beibei was seduced by her husband so much that her heart fluttered, and she had long been yelling at certain intense scenes. In fact, she was yearning for and enjoying action movies that are not suitable for children, but she still insisted: "Don't be too fascinated... your soul. Your mother is here Next door, I don't want us to get carried away and wake her up..."
Who is Xie Tiejun, an excellent officer in the special forces, just promoted to lieutenant colonel, his insight is really good.The subtle changes in the expression on his wife's face did not escape his eyes. Seeing that his wife was already seduced by sex, he continued to appease her lustful heart, biting the little white rabbit, and his movements became more attentive and busy.
"It's okay. Mom was tired all day, and fell asleep as soon as she lay down. I can't wake up..."
Sun Beibei was teased by her hard-working husband.His whole body was numb, and finally, under the strong attack of Xie's urging method, he was finally too uncomfortable to hold his ground...
"I...I...there is a condition..." When he was about to sink, Sun Beibei used his last trace of reason to speak out with difficulty. Such a charming voice made Xie Tiejun almost unable to resist, so no matter what his wife asked He readily agreed to any conditions.
"I agree to any conditions..."
Sun Beibei has been picked on by her husband... so teased that her face is full of passion... flushed with desire, Yinghong's small mouth licked her tongue, the indescribable ecstasy, Xie Tiejun couldn't help but bow her head when she saw it Bite, and kissed again and again, until Sun Beibei was about to be suffocated by her kiss before letting go.
I really don't know what conditions my wife has. Xie Tiejun doesn't know what conditions the husband and wife want to do special sports, but Sun Beibei breathes out like silk, and what he says is very unpleasant.
"Put on a condom... a condom...".
"No, I really want to have intimate contact with my wife without obstacles..."
"I'm afraid of winning the lottery..."
Sure enough, it's not a good thing.Xie Tiejun was depressed when he heard it.At the dinner table in the evening, Mom also mentioned having a baby.Mama Xie had whispered in his ears countless times, but this was the first time she said it in front of his daughter-in-law, he was not a wordy person, he had already mentioned it, and he thought Bei Bei would listen.
It is very important to make out with your wife, but it is also important to have a baby. Make out once, have sex... Love is not only his favorite sport, but also the magical process of human creation. Of course, he hopes to achieve multiple goals.
Therefore, even at such a time when the love was so strong... and it was unbearable, Xie Tiejun still used extraordinary patience to suppress his impulse and decided to do his ideological work as a wife.
Spread the word: Dear friends, the first update (3000 words) is updated. . .I will make appointments with customers later, and I will update the rest when I come back. . .Leave a lot of comments, let Yaya know your existence, thank you for your support!
Proudly recommend Yaya's final articles: "Kimchi Love II: Hello, Korean Boss", "Kimchi Love I: I'm a Wife in Korea", "Fatal Obsession: Good Morning, My Sassy Miss", absolutely beautiful, absolutely relaxing, Absolutely sweet and definitely worth a watch! ! !
In fact, these words are very common. It was Sun Beibei who laughed a little bit. She heard it and imagined that a super fat woman was pregnant. She was just having fun.
Xie Tiejun hurriedly wiped the soup on her chin with a paper towel, and said with a smile: "Mom, Beibei is so skinny! The old sow at home is too fat to give birth to piglets!"
Mother Xie thought about her experience in raising pigs, and nodded, "That's true. Thin sows are flexible and give birth to more piglets..."
Xie Tiejun laughed convulsively when he heard his mother's words, but Sun Beibei was depressed. Her husband even compared himself with an old sow and wanted to rebel!
Sun Beibei kicked Xie Tiejun hard under the table.Xie Tiejun laughed even more happily, and Mother Xie also suddenly felt that what she said... couldn't help laughing out loud.
There was a lot of laughter during the meal, and it was already 11 o'clock after the meal, which was the time when Xie's mother was lying on the bed under the quilt and giving birth.
Mother Xie urged her son and daughter-in-law to go to bed, took a bath by herself, then automatically turned off the big light bulb and went into the guest room.
After Sun Beibei washed her face, she patted on the toner and walked out of the bathroom, only to see Xie Tiejun rummaging through boxes and cabinets.It's nothing to laugh at.
"Honey, it's midnight, you're not going to sleep, what are you busy with?"
Xie Tiejun had already taken off his clothes, leaving only a pair of army green underpants on his body.
Xie Tiejun turned around and grinned, Sun Beibei couldn't help taking a deep breath, covering his little liver to prevent it from jumping out disobediently.
In fact, Xie Tiejun's facial features are not delicate. At first, because of his thick eyebrows and generous lips, he felt simple and honest, and even... Sun Beibei's initial impression was that he was stupid, stubborn, stunned, green and so on. , that's why she called him an idiot.
But his long-term military career has created him with the unique temperament of a soldier: masculinity, tenacity, majesty and righteousness, plus he is somewhat humorous, so he is a good-looking comedian. critical eye.
However, after this simple and honest man got married, he was nourished by a woman, and he did a good job at work. His whole temperament has changed, especially his eyes, which are like torches, appear more confident, spiritual and profound. Wearing Sun Beibei to buy Clothes, native goods, after exquisite packaging and brand promotion, have also become rare goods to live in, and they look tall and handsome.
Of course, Sun Beibei still felt that her husband was more attractive when he was naked than when he was wearing clothes. With her vicious eyes, the first time she saw Xie Tiejun's figure, she was fascinated by it.
At this moment, Xie Tiejun turned around and gave Sun Beibei a wink for the first time. This is really a blossoming iron tree. When did my husband who always smiles honestly learn this trick!
Temptation, naked temptation!
Sun Beibei was seduced by her husband so much that her heart almost jumped out!Of course, Xie Tiejun's eyes are not as charming as Xiang Nan's. As far as his crappy wink is actually not that exaggerated, otherwise, he would never have used it.
The more reason why Sun Beibei was seduced was her husband's figure. In fact, married women are no different from men. It's just showing it directly without concealing it.
After more than two years of marriage, the two have been promoted to be an old husband and wife.Sun Beibei has seen her husband's body countless times, but every time she sees her husband's body suddenly, she feels her heart fluttering. A small heart always beats fast without immunity.
My husband is in great shape!Wearing clothes is masculine and straight, as tall as you want, as tall as you want, when you are naked... Haha, that is Sun Beibei's favorite.
Long-term exercise, the whole body is covered with bronze muscles, strong and strong.The golden ratio, wide waist and narrow hips, this body shape is many times more fit than those models!
Although her heart was beating fast, Sun Beibei was not shy at all. Looking at her man's perfect figure, she turned her face away and made a shy look. It was too hypocritical, and she didn't know how to enjoy it.
Sun Beibei opened her eyes wide, feasting her eyes on her husband's proud physique beautifully.From top to bottom, in the end, he even stayed on the army green pants very boldly and shamelessly.
After being looked at so hotly by her, the tent... the tent automatically propped up with a sound, and it grew bigger and bigger, even like a balloon blown by a blower. It made people worry that the tent... tent would be accidentally burst.
Seeing such a spectacular scene, Sun Beibei finally blushed, not because of embarrassment, but because the blood was rolling all over her body, and she felt very wet... all over.
"Husband..." Sun Beibei heard her coquettish... coquettish voice, and then looked at the tent... tent evilly. Xie Tiejun's heavy weapon was so stimulated by her soft and charming voice that he could hardly shut it down. , going to rush out to kill the enemy...
Every time the pair of them are together, they are fierce and fierce. Before the battle starts, one can feel how fierce the fierce battle will be.
However, Xie Tiejun didn't rush over to hug Sun Beibei and make love with her in Wushan like usual.
Xie Tiejun turned around and continued to look through the cupboard, and asked pointedly: "Wife, where is that pajamas?"
It was rare for Sun Beibei to see her husband so inactive, so she naturally knew what he was looking for.I don't wear that dress, it's a good thing I left it on top, but I can still find it.So, I have to stop it quickly: "What kind of pajamas are you wearing on such a hot day? It's so troublesome to wear pajamas. When you love... love, you have to take it off, it's in the way..."
Sun Beibei walked up to Xie Tiejun's back and hugged his hardcover chest, holding his big hand that turned over the cabinet, deliberately misinterpreting that he was looking for pajamas for herself, and using ambiguous words to seduce... seduce her husband.
Of course Xie Tiejun knew that his wife was frightened and refused to wear it anymore, but he really wanted to see his wife wearing sexy pajamas, so he resisted the temptation.
Xie Tiejun turned his head and kissed Sun Beibei, and said with a smile: "Hey, it's not mine. You know, I'm talking about special pajamas..."
Sun Beibei immediately shook off his hand, left Xie Tiejun, and lay down on the bed in embarrassment: "I don't want to wear it? That's a shame in my life. Don't even think about it..."
Xie Tiejun hurriedly threw himself on the bed, hugged his wife and coaxed gently: "My wife, I have already bought it, don't waste everything, I want to see you in that pajamas..."
Sun Beibei tilted her head, coquettishly: "No, no, I just won't wear..."
Xie Tiejun put his arms around Sun Beibei, and while kissing her, he gave her his hands up and down, kissing his wife so charmingly that he couldn't stop, so he continued to persuade: "My wife! Wear it, didn't you buy it just for me to see it?" Well, isn't it too wasteful not to wear it now..."
Being touched by her husband's big hand made her whole body feel numb. Waiting for her husband to continue, she didn't expect that he was still thinking about that pajamas, so Sun Beibei was not happy. "Huh, if you don't wear it, you don't wear it. Don't you have any feelings for me if I don't wear it?"
"Of course not. Do I feel it, don't you feel it?" Xie Tiejun deliberately took out his heavy weapon and showed off his power in front of Sun Beibei, seeing that Sun Beibei's whole body was scorched by flames.
Xie Tiejun said with great satisfaction, "Wife, why don't you wear it? I like your vivaciousness and cuteness, and you often surprise me. Wearing love...fun pajamas, tonight will definitely be more...soul..."
Sun Beibei was seduced by her husband so much that her heart fluttered, and she had long been yelling at certain intense scenes. In fact, she was yearning for and enjoying action movies that are not suitable for children, but she still insisted: "Don't be too fascinated... your soul. Your mother is here Next door, I don't want us to get carried away and wake her up..."
Who is Xie Tiejun, an excellent officer in the special forces, just promoted to lieutenant colonel, his insight is really good.The subtle changes in the expression on his wife's face did not escape his eyes. Seeing that his wife was already seduced by sex, he continued to appease her lustful heart, biting the little white rabbit, and his movements became more attentive and busy.
"It's okay. Mom was tired all day, and fell asleep as soon as she lay down. I can't wake up..."
Sun Beibei was teased by her hard-working husband.His whole body was numb, and finally, under the strong attack of Xie's urging method, he was finally too uncomfortable to hold his ground...
"I...I...there is a condition..." When he was about to sink, Sun Beibei used his last trace of reason to speak out with difficulty. Such a charming voice made Xie Tiejun almost unable to resist, so no matter what his wife asked He readily agreed to any conditions.
"I agree to any conditions..."
Sun Beibei has been picked on by her husband... so teased that her face is full of passion... flushed with desire, Yinghong's small mouth licked her tongue, the indescribable ecstasy, Xie Tiejun couldn't help but bow her head when she saw it Bite, and kissed again and again, until Sun Beibei was about to be suffocated by her kiss before letting go.
I really don't know what conditions my wife has. Xie Tiejun doesn't know what conditions the husband and wife want to do special sports, but Sun Beibei breathes out like silk, and what he says is very unpleasant.
"Put on a condom... a condom...".
"No, I really want to have intimate contact with my wife without obstacles..."
"I'm afraid of winning the lottery..."
Sure enough, it's not a good thing.Xie Tiejun was depressed when he heard it.At the dinner table in the evening, Mom also mentioned having a baby.Mama Xie had whispered in his ears countless times, but this was the first time she said it in front of his daughter-in-law, he was not a wordy person, he had already mentioned it, and he thought Bei Bei would listen.
It is very important to make out with your wife, but it is also important to have a baby. Make out once, have sex... Love is not only his favorite sport, but also the magical process of human creation. Of course, he hopes to achieve multiple goals.
Therefore, even at such a time when the love was so strong... and it was unbearable, Xie Tiejun still used extraordinary patience to suppress his impulse and decided to do his ideological work as a wife.
Spread the word: Dear friends, the first update (3000 words) is updated. . .I will make appointments with customers later, and I will update the rest when I come back. . .Leave a lot of comments, let Yaya know your existence, thank you for your support!
Proudly recommend Yaya's final articles: "Kimchi Love II: Hello, Korean Boss", "Kimchi Love I: I'm a Wife in Korea", "Fatal Obsession: Good Morning, My Sassy Miss", absolutely beautiful, absolutely relaxing, Absolutely sweet and definitely worth a watch! ! !
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