bad youth

"I..." I was hesitating, should I tell a lie to trick Brick into escaping the catastrophe, or should I confess my true feelings at the risk of being beaten into a vegetable?

"Wang Hao..." Taozi gently took my hand, and persuaded me to tell this lie with her eyes.At the same time, looking forward to it.

Taozi looks forward to this lie and is content with this short-lived happiness.

At this moment, how can I break her heart again?My heart skipped a beat, and I blurted out: "Okay."

After saying this, I actually felt very relaxed.Strange, am I also looking forward to being with Tao Zi?

"Really, did you really agree?" Tao Zi looked at me happily, with some tears dripping from the corners of her eyes.

She clearly knew it was a lie, why was she still so happy?

I nodded, hoping the girl would be happy for a while longer.Even, even in the near future, sadness will come again.

"That's right." Satisfied, Brick threw Brick aside again, rubbing his rough hands with a happy expression on his face: "Boy, my sister is the best girl in the world. You are lucky to have her!"

It was true, so I nodded along.

"I hope you will be well and always be well." Brick smiled and held Taozi's and me's hands together.

Looking at Taozi's shy face, I was very happy in my heart.At least for this moment, I am really happy.

Being able to have a girl like Taozi is of course the happiest thing in this life, but...

I shook my head, I didn't want to think about it, I just needed to enjoy this short-lived happiness.And Taozi is the same, enjoying this short-lived happiness.We all know that leaving Brick's rented house, we will have to work hard.Only Brick didn't know that this stubborn boy only thought that we really wanted to be together, and kept looking at us with a smile.

"Come on, follow me." Brick took Taozi and me by the hand, and led us to the table.

"Brother, what are you doing?" Tao Zi asked suspiciously.

Smiling, Brick took out a few red candles from the drawer, and pasted a few happy words on the wall.Tao Zi and I were both dumbfounded, wondering what kind of tricks Brick was going to do, could it be... I dare not think about it anymore, that is just too absurd!

"It's better to pay homage now." Brick took care of everything, and said with a smile: "A word of mouth has no proof, and the worship is proof. After the worship, you are husband and wife, and you are not allowed to fall in love with other people!"

"Brother, we're only 16 years old!" Taozi said helplessly, "It's too early to pay homage, where did you learn this, hurry up and put it away, it's a joke to let others know! "

I nodded desperately beside me, expressing my full agreement with Taozi's words.worship? !What nonsense, Taozi is such a smart girl, why does she have such a naive brother, probably she learned it from movies and TV dramas?

Brick ignored his sister, but looked at me angrily: "Why, don't you want to marry my sister?"

I was sweating profusely: "It's not that I don't want to, it's too early, we are still students. And getting married requires a marriage certificate to have legal effect. It's a marriage..."

"Stop talking about this with me!" Brick said: "Let me ask you, is the wedding date of the couple around you according to the day of receiving the certificate or the day of the ceremony?"

I thought about it carefully and said, "It's on the day of the ceremony." Some people get their certificates before the ceremony, and some people get their certificates after the ceremony, but no matter what, the date of marriage is calculated on the day of the ceremony.

"Yes, this is our Chinese custom! The day of worship is the day of great joy!" Brick said firmly: "As long as you have paid respect to my sister, even if you don't get a certificate, you can still be regarded as husband and wife! Whoever is not convinced , I immediately hit his head with two bricks!"

I was going to say that I have to notify my parents about this kind of thing, but I immediately shut up after hearing Brick's last sentence.I'm really afraid that this melon-looking child will shoot my parents' bricks.This farce is getting bigger and bigger...

I looked at Taozi as if asking for help, and Taozi immediately understood what I wanted, and said, "Brother, what you're doing is fooling around. I don't agree, so let Wang Hao go now. Anyway, he has already agreed to be with me." .”

I looked at her gratefully, there are not many such understanding girls.Unexpectedly, Brick picked up Brick on the ground again, and said viciously: "I don't care. If Wang Hao doesn't worship with you today, I will make him a vegetable today! Sister, I have always listened to you in the past. But brother is today For the sake of your lifelong happiness, so don’t blame your brother, sooner or later you will understand my painstaking efforts! Don’t you like this guy very much? It is rare to say that he has unique views on Shakespeare, and is humorous, gentle and affectionate. Is your first class good gentleman?"

I stared at Taozi dumbfounded, and couldn't believe that Taozi had praised me so much.It's the first time someone has praised me so much for growing up so big!Looking back on the time I was with Tao Zi, I was indeed quite talkative (or a hooligan), and changed my previous taciturn personality into a full-fledged little gangster.But me, but I pursued Taozi to anger Xia Xue!

However, knowing that Taozi praised me so much, I was still very happy.I'm humorous, I'm witty, I'm gentle, I'm passionate...

"That's what I said, but... But, it's still too early..." Tao Zi seemed very speechless.

"Not too early, not too early." Brick said: "In ancient times, there were many girls who married at the age of sixteen or seventeen. You just caught up with the good time. Wang Hao, come quickly to worship, or I will make you into a vegetable." !” As he spoke, he shook the brick a few times.

I was really afraid of Brick's Brick, and I was frowning, Tao Zi took my hand again and gave me a wink.I know what she means, it seems that I still have to pay homage to him, and temporarily deceive his sloppy brother.

Tao Zi and I stood side by side in front of the table. Red candles were placed on the table, and the Chinese characters of “Happy Birthday” were pasted on the wall.

For some reason, my heart was faintly excited, and my palms were all wet with sweat.

"That's right." Brick was very happy, and shouted loudly: "Pray to heaven and earth!"

Tao Zi and I knelt down at the table, kowtowed and stood up.

"Second worship!" After Brick shouted, he immediately moved a chair and sat in front of us.

Tao Zi and I knelt down towards Brick again and kowtowed to him.

"Okay, okay, okay." Brick continued to shout cheerfully, "Husband and wife pay respects!"

Although I know it's a fake, it's a game, all of this is an absurd farce.But when the husband and wife prayed to each other, my heart was still unstoppably excited.I stood face to face with Tao Zi.I looked at Taozi's flowery face, her slightly red cheeks, her thin red lips, her delicate Qiong nose, and her crescent-like eyes, and I was almost drunk Among them... Is Tao Zi and I going to pay our respects as husband and wife?After we bow, are we really husband and wife?

Tao Zi and I bent down slowly.It's a pity that we were too close, and our foreheads touched, and we both grinned when we touched.

"Hahaha, good good!" Brick jumped up, clapped his hands and said, "From today on, you two are husband and wife!"

Brick's "couple" made me sober up, and I suddenly realized that this was a farce at all, so I said angrily: "Then should we enter the bridal chamber? Should you avoid it for a while, old man. "

Tao Zi's face became even redder, and she said softly, "Wang Hao, what are you talking about..."

Brick scratched his head, as if he was in a dilemma.I intentionally went on to say: "I've also paid my respects to this hall. Since Taozi and I are already husband and wife, it's no problem sharing the same bed. Do you have any opinions?" Marriage is fake, not counted.

Brick really hesitated and said: "This is not good, you are only 16 years old, you are far from that time..."

I imitated his tone and said: "What's wrong with being 16 years old? In ancient times, many families had their wives and children at the age of 16." Finally, I was able to treat the heart of the other person in the same way, which made me feel very relieved.

Taozi burst out laughing with a "puchi", seeming to admire my quick wit.

Brick stomped his feet and said, "Okay, you two can have sex, but be careful, don't make any children. After all, you are still having sex..." He didn't continue after talking halfway, probably because he was afraid that I would say nothing again. Move it back. "Oh!" Brick turned around and rushed out the door, and disappeared after a while.

I looked at the open door stupidly, and I didn't expect Brick to let me share the same room with his sister. What kind of brother is this? It's really annoying and funny.

"Don't worry about it." Taozi said, "My brother is like that. He has a single-minded mind. If he decides to do something, he must do it."

I looked at her with a sigh: "I really didn't know that Brick was your brother, otherwise I would never have provoked you."

Tao Zi blushed and said, "No one at school knew about it. I hate him for fighting, but he has a bad temper and would fight with others every now and then. So I just don't tell anyone that he is my brother, to save the trouble." caused so much trouble.”

With Taozi's low-key style, she really doesn't want others to know that she has such a flamboyant brother.But Brick doesn't seem to have any younger brothers, and Yu Chengfei said that he is a loner.Such a person can also become one of Chenggao's big bosses, and it is not appropriate to say that he is stupid, it really makes people speechless.

"I've been beaten badly by your brother these days." I touched my head, it was well bandaged with peaches, circles and circles, I didn't look in the mirror, probably no different from a mummy.