bad youth
Chapter 380: Chop off one of his hands
My heart was pounding, but I still pretended to be nonchalant and said: "I won't go for such a trivial matter." Xiao Zhishan gave me a meaningful look: "Master Hao, at a critical moment, you can't be soft. You If I’m too lazy to do it, then I’ll go.”
To be honest, I can't feel any pity for Donkey Kong.As Yu Chengfei said, this road is very narrow and cannot accommodate so many people, so they can only be kicked off the cliff continuously.Since Donkey Kong has chosen this path, he must be prepared to be kicked off the cliff at any time.I didn't say a word, so I acquiesced, let Xiao Zhishan do what he wants.
The days returned to calm again.I still sell my own beer and side dishes, but Sun Dafei and the others often bring a bunch of little bastards, saying that they want to vote for me, and they will hang out with me in the future.I drove them away again and again, but Sun Dafei brought different people over again and again. "Brother Hao, this is a frog. He is ruthless. He wants to meet you." "Brother Hao, this is a black panther. I have admired your name for a long time and want to be your little brother." "Brother Hao, this is..." I was so annoyed that on a not so hot and not so busy evening, I asked Sun Dafei to call all these little bastards.
Sun Dafei beamed and said: "Brother Hao, King Kong has fallen, Xiao Zhishan is old, Dongguan Town is waiting for you to carry the flag!" This caused the other little bastards to nod for a while.I lay on the rocking chair, swayed under the setting sun, and looked at these little bastards who were about my age, full of ambition and domineering.On the streets of Dongguan Town, you can often see them hooking their shoulders, smoking and spitting, swearing at every turn, thinking that they are the most powerful people in the world.
"Want to mess around?" I yawned, waved a paper fan, and looked at them lazily.
"Think!" Everyone shouted in unison, looking at me expectantly.
"Are you afraid of death?" I continued to look at them lazily.
"Don't be afraid!" Everyone shouted in unison, which attracted the attention of other vendors and people in the market.
"Okay." I took out a steel knife for cutting vegetables from under the rocking chair, and threw it in front of them: "Go chop off Donkey Kong's hand, whoever chops off is eligible to hang out with me." light, but no one dared to pick it up.Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, no one was brave enough to chop off other people's hands, especially the hands of King Kong.
"Go back and practice your courage. You can't get along like this." I waved my hand and closed my eyes.Then footsteps sounded, and everyone dispersed.I didn't really want them to chop off Donkey Kong's hand, I just used an excuse to drive them away, and now it seems that the purpose has been achieved.When he opened his eyes again, there was no one in front of him.I stood up, picked up the unattended steel knife on the ground, walked into the store with my hands behind my back, and continued to do trivial work.
More than ten days have passed since that night's battle, and I obviously feel that my status in Dongguan Town is different. People are pointing at me while walking on the road.The person who defeated Donkey Kong with a fire ax in the South Orchard has quickly become the topic of conversation among countless people these days, and after going through various versions that have undergone ever-changing versions, my image is portrayed in various ways. The appearance of the fire ax is very similar to Guan Erye who holds the Qinglong Yanyue knife in the Three Kingdoms. This very inconspicuous metaphor made me feel very ashamed and ashamed, so much so that I found a Guandi temple and kowtowed: " Second Master Guan, they are all talking nonsense, don't take it to heart, I can't even compare to your toes."
Walking on the road, I respect Guan Erye very much, and I am no exception.
Although, I don't think of myself as a person on the road.
More than ten days passed without hearing any news from King Kong.Ever since Xiao Zhishan said that he wanted to cut off Donkey Kong's hand, he has completely lost the news, and he doesn't know if he succeeded.But it probably didn't work out, otherwise the news would have spread long ago, and Sun Dafei's big mouth should have told me a long time ago.I made it clear that I would not accept my younger brother, but Sun Dafei still came to my shop to help all day long.He was very angry with his decorating father, and several times he even came to arrest him, beating and scolding him: "I haven't learned the craft yet, so I came here to sell Mala Tang?" But even so, Sun Dafei was still old. I run here.
Once I was free, I asked him: "Why is there no news about Donkey Kong these days?" I really wanted to know what Xiao Zhishan was doing.
"Great King Kong." Sun Dafei said, "Didn't you cut an ax on your back last time? I heard people said that you were afraid that you would have to make up the knife afterwards, so you went to a hospital in another place to recuperate. I have seen him in Xiguan Town, and I dare not raise my head when I walk, and I guess I will not dare to come back in the future. Brother Hao, you are still so majestic, you scared King Kong so much that you dare not even return to Dongguan with an axe."
I sneered, I could only blame him for being spineless, the so-called one thing is one thing, and it is bad luck for him to be lowered by me.
Sun Dafei said again: "By the way, Brother Hao, your order has been passed down, there must be someone who dares to come out and do this!"
I said in a daze, "What order?"
Sun Dafei said: "Didn't you say last time that only those who cut off one of Donkey Kong's hands are eligible to hang out with you? Now there are quite a few people who are ruthless and ready to do it. These days, the streets are full of people looking for Donkey Kong."
I was dumbfounded for a moment, not knowing what to say, I never thought that a word I said casually could make all the little bastards in the town go into action.It was only then that I realized that when a person's status reaches a certain level, he must stop talking casually.The speaker has no intention and the listener has the intention. It is inevitable that some people will take my words as chicken feathers.
The most important thing is that you can't take back what you said casually, otherwise others will think that you have not believed what you said, and what's more, they will use what you said to make a big fuss, spread rumors, distort, and turn black and white.
After thinking about it for a while, I decided not to clarify the matter and just let it go.Anyway, looking at the entire Dongguan Town, Xiao Zhishan is probably the only one who really dares to chop off Donkey Kong's hand, and the others are just talking and bragging.
A few days later, Xiao Zhishan came to me with two catties of pork head meat.
He said, "I'm in charge of the food, you are in charge of the wine."
I have no shortage of wine. The two of us set up a table and sat down.I couldn't wait to ask: "How is it?"
Xiao Zhishan shook his head: "I didn't find the King Kong, this guy hid, and he probably recovered from his injury by the end of the day." Then he showed some troubled looks.I said: "Don't worry, if he really wants to make a comeback, he will show up sooner or later." Xiao Zhishan said: "That's what it said. But when he shows up, it will prove that his vitality has recovered, and he will be overthrown again." He is always afraid of some difficulties." I laughed and said, "Don't be so worried, maybe he doesn't even have the courage to show up."
Xiao Zhishan shook his head: "Master Hao, you don't know something. Walking on this road, you can't take it lightly. I won't be at ease until I see Donkey Kong crossing completely." Then he stood up , pulling off his clothes, revealing a shocking scar on his belly. "This knife was cut by a bastard." Xiao Zhishan sighed: "Ever since I got this knife, I know that I must never underestimate anyone, let alone let any opponent easily."
Then Xiao Zhishan sat down again: "Master Hao, the order you gave two days ago was also very good. Now many people are also looking for Donkey Kong, hoping to find him out soon." Hearing what Xiao Zhishan said, I also felt I can't tell the pain, so I can only say nothing.Xiao Zhishan said again: "But you should also be careful. If King Kong knows that you have given such an order, he might hate you in his heart." I snorted coldly: "If you have the ability, ask him to come to me, see I'm not skinning him."
Xiao Zhishan laughed and said, "That's right, in front of Master Hao, King Kong doesn't even count as a fart."
Even though I said that, I still have a long-term mind. If the King Kong really leads a few people to ambush me, then I really can't handle it.So I picked the steel pipe from the peach tree. After several days of wind and rain, there are already spots of rust on it.But holding it in my hand still makes me feel at ease.The cold steel pipe made my blood boil, and the thrilling memory of Beiqi resurfaced in my mind.Before I knew it, I had been out of school for two months.
Since Ye Zhan came here once, I have completely lost contact with Beiyuan, and no one has ever disturbed my life.
My current life is really ordinary. Except for the battle in the South Orchard that night, which made my blood boil, the rest of the time is spent in an ordinary way.The blandness makes me feel funny, is this still me?is this really me?
Anyway, holding the steel pipe again made me feel a little bit back.I tucked the steel pipe into my sleeve, watching all directions and listening to all directions all the time, to prevent that guy Donkey Kong from appearing suddenly.In fact, I really hope that he will appear, let me relive the feeling of excitement again!
When no one was around, I swung the steel pipe vigorously.The steel pipe flew across the air, making a shriek, as if eager to drink blood.
I am looking forward to the appearance of Donkey Kong, looking forward to the appearance of Donkey Kong like a man, holding his ax or wrench, standing in front of me again, and saying to me: "I don't accept it, let's do it again!" If so If it is, I will definitely swing the steel pipe, rush forward without hesitation, and fight this guy hard again, even if I am beaten all over by him.
It's just that I overestimated Donkey Kong.I thought he was a man, but I didn't expect him to be anything but a human being.What he did next, not only I did not expect, but all the bastards in Dongguan Town did not expect, because it is simply not something that humans can do.
To be honest, I can't feel any pity for Donkey Kong.As Yu Chengfei said, this road is very narrow and cannot accommodate so many people, so they can only be kicked off the cliff continuously.Since Donkey Kong has chosen this path, he must be prepared to be kicked off the cliff at any time.I didn't say a word, so I acquiesced, let Xiao Zhishan do what he wants.
The days returned to calm again.I still sell my own beer and side dishes, but Sun Dafei and the others often bring a bunch of little bastards, saying that they want to vote for me, and they will hang out with me in the future.I drove them away again and again, but Sun Dafei brought different people over again and again. "Brother Hao, this is a frog. He is ruthless. He wants to meet you." "Brother Hao, this is a black panther. I have admired your name for a long time and want to be your little brother." "Brother Hao, this is..." I was so annoyed that on a not so hot and not so busy evening, I asked Sun Dafei to call all these little bastards.
Sun Dafei beamed and said: "Brother Hao, King Kong has fallen, Xiao Zhishan is old, Dongguan Town is waiting for you to carry the flag!" This caused the other little bastards to nod for a while.I lay on the rocking chair, swayed under the setting sun, and looked at these little bastards who were about my age, full of ambition and domineering.On the streets of Dongguan Town, you can often see them hooking their shoulders, smoking and spitting, swearing at every turn, thinking that they are the most powerful people in the world.
"Want to mess around?" I yawned, waved a paper fan, and looked at them lazily.
"Think!" Everyone shouted in unison, looking at me expectantly.
"Are you afraid of death?" I continued to look at them lazily.
"Don't be afraid!" Everyone shouted in unison, which attracted the attention of other vendors and people in the market.
"Okay." I took out a steel knife for cutting vegetables from under the rocking chair, and threw it in front of them: "Go chop off Donkey Kong's hand, whoever chops off is eligible to hang out with me." light, but no one dared to pick it up.Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, no one was brave enough to chop off other people's hands, especially the hands of King Kong.
"Go back and practice your courage. You can't get along like this." I waved my hand and closed my eyes.Then footsteps sounded, and everyone dispersed.I didn't really want them to chop off Donkey Kong's hand, I just used an excuse to drive them away, and now it seems that the purpose has been achieved.When he opened his eyes again, there was no one in front of him.I stood up, picked up the unattended steel knife on the ground, walked into the store with my hands behind my back, and continued to do trivial work.
More than ten days have passed since that night's battle, and I obviously feel that my status in Dongguan Town is different. People are pointing at me while walking on the road.The person who defeated Donkey Kong with a fire ax in the South Orchard has quickly become the topic of conversation among countless people these days, and after going through various versions that have undergone ever-changing versions, my image is portrayed in various ways. The appearance of the fire ax is very similar to Guan Erye who holds the Qinglong Yanyue knife in the Three Kingdoms. This very inconspicuous metaphor made me feel very ashamed and ashamed, so much so that I found a Guandi temple and kowtowed: " Second Master Guan, they are all talking nonsense, don't take it to heart, I can't even compare to your toes."
Walking on the road, I respect Guan Erye very much, and I am no exception.
Although, I don't think of myself as a person on the road.
More than ten days passed without hearing any news from King Kong.Ever since Xiao Zhishan said that he wanted to cut off Donkey Kong's hand, he has completely lost the news, and he doesn't know if he succeeded.But it probably didn't work out, otherwise the news would have spread long ago, and Sun Dafei's big mouth should have told me a long time ago.I made it clear that I would not accept my younger brother, but Sun Dafei still came to my shop to help all day long.He was very angry with his decorating father, and several times he even came to arrest him, beating and scolding him: "I haven't learned the craft yet, so I came here to sell Mala Tang?" But even so, Sun Dafei was still old. I run here.
Once I was free, I asked him: "Why is there no news about Donkey Kong these days?" I really wanted to know what Xiao Zhishan was doing.
"Great King Kong." Sun Dafei said, "Didn't you cut an ax on your back last time? I heard people said that you were afraid that you would have to make up the knife afterwards, so you went to a hospital in another place to recuperate. I have seen him in Xiguan Town, and I dare not raise my head when I walk, and I guess I will not dare to come back in the future. Brother Hao, you are still so majestic, you scared King Kong so much that you dare not even return to Dongguan with an axe."
I sneered, I could only blame him for being spineless, the so-called one thing is one thing, and it is bad luck for him to be lowered by me.
Sun Dafei said again: "By the way, Brother Hao, your order has been passed down, there must be someone who dares to come out and do this!"
I said in a daze, "What order?"
Sun Dafei said: "Didn't you say last time that only those who cut off one of Donkey Kong's hands are eligible to hang out with you? Now there are quite a few people who are ruthless and ready to do it. These days, the streets are full of people looking for Donkey Kong."
I was dumbfounded for a moment, not knowing what to say, I never thought that a word I said casually could make all the little bastards in the town go into action.It was only then that I realized that when a person's status reaches a certain level, he must stop talking casually.The speaker has no intention and the listener has the intention. It is inevitable that some people will take my words as chicken feathers.
The most important thing is that you can't take back what you said casually, otherwise others will think that you have not believed what you said, and what's more, they will use what you said to make a big fuss, spread rumors, distort, and turn black and white.
After thinking about it for a while, I decided not to clarify the matter and just let it go.Anyway, looking at the entire Dongguan Town, Xiao Zhishan is probably the only one who really dares to chop off Donkey Kong's hand, and the others are just talking and bragging.
A few days later, Xiao Zhishan came to me with two catties of pork head meat.
He said, "I'm in charge of the food, you are in charge of the wine."
I have no shortage of wine. The two of us set up a table and sat down.I couldn't wait to ask: "How is it?"
Xiao Zhishan shook his head: "I didn't find the King Kong, this guy hid, and he probably recovered from his injury by the end of the day." Then he showed some troubled looks.I said: "Don't worry, if he really wants to make a comeback, he will show up sooner or later." Xiao Zhishan said: "That's what it said. But when he shows up, it will prove that his vitality has recovered, and he will be overthrown again." He is always afraid of some difficulties." I laughed and said, "Don't be so worried, maybe he doesn't even have the courage to show up."
Xiao Zhishan shook his head: "Master Hao, you don't know something. Walking on this road, you can't take it lightly. I won't be at ease until I see Donkey Kong crossing completely." Then he stood up , pulling off his clothes, revealing a shocking scar on his belly. "This knife was cut by a bastard." Xiao Zhishan sighed: "Ever since I got this knife, I know that I must never underestimate anyone, let alone let any opponent easily."
Then Xiao Zhishan sat down again: "Master Hao, the order you gave two days ago was also very good. Now many people are also looking for Donkey Kong, hoping to find him out soon." Hearing what Xiao Zhishan said, I also felt I can't tell the pain, so I can only say nothing.Xiao Zhishan said again: "But you should also be careful. If King Kong knows that you have given such an order, he might hate you in his heart." I snorted coldly: "If you have the ability, ask him to come to me, see I'm not skinning him."
Xiao Zhishan laughed and said, "That's right, in front of Master Hao, King Kong doesn't even count as a fart."
Even though I said that, I still have a long-term mind. If the King Kong really leads a few people to ambush me, then I really can't handle it.So I picked the steel pipe from the peach tree. After several days of wind and rain, there are already spots of rust on it.But holding it in my hand still makes me feel at ease.The cold steel pipe made my blood boil, and the thrilling memory of Beiqi resurfaced in my mind.Before I knew it, I had been out of school for two months.
Since Ye Zhan came here once, I have completely lost contact with Beiyuan, and no one has ever disturbed my life.
My current life is really ordinary. Except for the battle in the South Orchard that night, which made my blood boil, the rest of the time is spent in an ordinary way.The blandness makes me feel funny, is this still me?is this really me?
Anyway, holding the steel pipe again made me feel a little bit back.I tucked the steel pipe into my sleeve, watching all directions and listening to all directions all the time, to prevent that guy Donkey Kong from appearing suddenly.In fact, I really hope that he will appear, let me relive the feeling of excitement again!
When no one was around, I swung the steel pipe vigorously.The steel pipe flew across the air, making a shriek, as if eager to drink blood.
I am looking forward to the appearance of Donkey Kong, looking forward to the appearance of Donkey Kong like a man, holding his ax or wrench, standing in front of me again, and saying to me: "I don't accept it, let's do it again!" If so If it is, I will definitely swing the steel pipe, rush forward without hesitation, and fight this guy hard again, even if I am beaten all over by him.
It's just that I overestimated Donkey Kong.I thought he was a man, but I didn't expect him to be anything but a human being.What he did next, not only I did not expect, but all the bastards in Dongguan Town did not expect, because it is simply not something that humans can do.
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