bad youth

As I ran down the stairs, I could clearly hear footsteps coming behind me.I don't know how many people are following me, so it's unlikely that the entire department will be mobilized.Fortunately, there is no interception ahead, otherwise I would hang here.Along the way, I pushed down the trash cans in the hallway, but this only stopped them a few steps.After overturning seven or eight trash cans in a row, I finally got rid of them by one floor.When I ran to the bottom floor, I happened to see the old housekeeper closing the door.I yelled: "Wait a minute, let me out!" The old man was taken aback, thinking I was causing trouble, and closed the door instead.I was in a hurry, and I went to pull the door open, and the distance that had been opened narrowed again, and I heard their footsteps from far to near.

Without any further hesitation, I rushed out in one stride.From building a3 to our building a1, there is only a few hundred meters in between, and it is a fairly wide road, with tall plane trees planted on both sides.This distance is usually nothing, but at this moment of escaping, it is very fatal. The wider the road, the more unfavorable it is for escaping.With a little brain, I ran to the side of the road and climbed up a sycamore tree with both hands.While running to the tree, a group of boys ran out from dormitory building A3. Liu Guodong was the first to run, shouting, "If you catch him, kill him!"

I thought to myself that this guy is too bold, it seems that the previous lessons have not been learned enough.But now, I am at a disadvantage, so I have no choice but to squat on the tree and not speak.In winter, there are no leaves on the sycamore tree. I am five or six meters above the ground, and I can't hide my figure at all. As long as they look up, they will see me.A group of people ran over from under the tree, there were probably five or sixty people, and no one could think of looking up to the sky.After they ran over, I climbed up the tree trunk again. At night, the higher the tree, the darker it must be. When it gets dark, I can hide my figure.Fortunately, the tree in Xinda is very tall, and it must have survived for at least a few decades. I climbed a full seven or eight meters before stopping.I dare not climb up anymore, the branches above are a bit thin, and the cold wind blows in the winter, I feel my body dangling.

Liu Guodong ran for dozens of meters with the people, then stopped suddenly, and said, "No, Wang Hao just came out, why did he disappear all of a sudden?" Someone said, "Did he hide nearby?" Liu Guodong said, "Well, everyone, search the neighborhood." Fifty or sixty people dispersed, scurrying around on both sides of the road, and some kicked over trash cans.Damn, no matter how embarrassed I am, I won't hide in there, right?Some people looked up, but I was standing quite high and the street lights couldn't see it, so they didn't see me.

Coincidentally, Liu Guodong was standing under the tree where I was hiding, directing his brothers to look for it.I stood at a high altitude and wanted to spit down.It's not me blowing, as long as I spit it, it will definitely fall on his head.However, I considered the consequences and decided to forget it. Doesn't a hero suffer from immediate losses?I was about to freeze to death on the top, the cold wind was blowing, and the students of the architecture department were milling around below, and some of them were getting impatient and just wandering around.I watched them search around, and turned around in front of and behind the building, but they still couldn't find me.Liu Guodong took a cigarette in his mouth and scolded: "Damn it, even if he runs fast, he dares to go to the Department of Architecture alone. I'm really impatient. This second-generation local turtle official doesn't seem to have enough brains."

In fact, I also think that the name of the son of the town committee secretary is very earthy. It feels similar to "my dad is the village chief". No grade.Liu Guodong scolded for a long time, but he still had no intention of leaving.I was a little anxious, because it was too cold at high altitude, and the cold wind made me shiver all over.This is not very important, the key is that my alcohol is coming up again, I feel a throbbing in my stomach, and I feel like I am about to vomit.I held on to the branch and swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva, trying to stop this physiological reaction, but I was disgusted by myself again and again. I felt like I was about to spit it out again and again, but in the end I still relied on my strong endurance Got it under control.In the end, I heard Liu Guodong's voice saying "Let's go back first".I exhaled lightly, and just when I was glad that I had made it to the end, my phone suddenly rang!

I grass!

There's nothing wrong with that, it's just that my cell phone is ringing!This damn phone doesn't ring sooner or later, but it rings at such a time!Needless to say, there are faces looking up below.Someone yelled: "I'm stupid, that kid is on top!" At the same time, I couldn't help it, and I vomited out with a "wow", and the smelly vomit flew down, blown by the cold wind. It was like a goddess scattering flowers in the air, and sprinkled on the faces of more than a dozen people head-on. "Fuck, fuck!" Many people cursed, wiped their faces with their sleeves, and scattered to get away from me.In fact, they are okay, because the pieces blown away by the wind are sporadic bits and juices, as for those that cannot be blown by the cold wind, such as large chunks of vomit, incompletely digested potatoes and eggplants, etc., they are vertical All of Luo Luo fell on Liu Guodong's big face.The point is, when Liu Guodong first found me on the tree, he opened his mouth in surprise... Forget it, I won't describe that scene.

After throwing up, I felt a lot more relaxed in my stomach, but Liu Guodong was furious, pointing at me with a stool leg and yelling at me, like "Get off me, Lao Tzu".I glanced at him, guessing that he would not climb up in a while, so I took out the mobile phone that was still ringing loudly from my trouser pocket to see which ancestor was calling me at this time.In the end, it turned out to be Zhou Mo!I picked it up dumbfounded, and Zhou Mo's voice came from inside: "Little mouse, what are you doing?"

I put the phone away from my ear, let her listen to the wind in the air, and said, "Did you hear that?"

Zhou Mo was furious: "You're still outside at such a late hour, which little bitch are you shopping with?"

I said bitterly: "Xiao Momo, I am in great trouble now, so I won't talk to you for now." Then I hung up the phone, looked at Liu Guodong who was still shouting and scolding, and said: "Don't talk about it, it's useless. Let’s talk when you have the ability... By the way, let’s wipe the tofu on your cheeks first. Of course, you can eat it, the tofu is very tender, I’m telling you from my own experience.”

Liu Guodong pulled the tofu off his face, and said angrily, "Go up and catch him!" Two students rushed up to climb the tree, but they couldn't get it right for a long time, and they were still wandering under the big tree.In fact, I don’t blame them. The bottom trunk of the sycamore tree is very smooth, and the lowest branches are more than two meters above. I don’t know how I jumped up. These college students can only worry.Taking advantage of this opportunity, I hurriedly called for help.Give it to Yu Qiang first, expecting him to bring our department to rescue the field, but no one answered after calling for a long time, it seems that he has fallen asleep.I called the people in our dormitory one by one, as long as there was one who could answer it, but no one answered after a round.At this time, the bottom was also thinking of a way, Liu Guodong asked one person to squat down, and the other stepped on his shoulder, so that he could reach the lowest branch and climb up.

I hurriedly called Brick again, hoping that he would help me go to the dormitory and call someone.As a result, when the phone was called, the boy turned off the phone, and Brick always turned off the phone when he was sleeping.Yu Yuan and the others, I haven't saved their numbers yet because I'm pretending.This kind of trivial matter will not bother the iron block, and I still can't afford to lose that person.Immediately, I felt dizzy, and I felt that every day should not be called the ground was not working.I stood on a branch seven or eight meters high and looked around. I don’t know who else can come to rescue me at this time. I think I, Wang Hao, was trapped on the top of a tree in Xinxiang University when I was in the underworld in Beiyuan. Your mother spread the word I don't know how many people's big teeth were laughed off.A student had already climbed up, and this kid was also shivering from the cold wind.Liu Guodong encouraged him from below and asked him to arrest me quickly.

This student is also very coquettish, and he uttered wild words while climbing: "You climbed quite high? Wait, wait, I'll catch you right away." I guess he didn't surround me with Liu Guodong at noon, so he didn't Know how good I am.All I can say is that this kid is really crazy.He crawled all the way, and when he got to the bottom of my feet, I didn't show mercy at all, and kicked him hard, hitting his celestial cap right in the middle.He fell down with an "ah", and landed heavily on the ground with a "bang" and did not move.The place where I stand is seven or eight meters high, and the place where he stands is five or six meters high, which is the second floor.Sure enough, he screamed fiercely on the ground, rolling around in pain.Liu Guodong also panicked and asked someone to carry him to the hospital.

I said coldly on the tree: "Come up and try again. Come up one and kick one, come up two and kick one pair."

Liu Guodong also got angry, and after observing the terrain, he whispered to the two students.The two students turned around and ran to the dormitory.Liu Guodong said: "Wait, see if I can't kill you tonight." I was shocked, knowing what he was going to do, probably stabbing me with a longer stick or something.I stand so high, and the foothold is actually very narrow. It is not a joke to be poked by him.If I fall, I can't hold it even if I have copper skin and iron bones.No, you can't sit still and wait for death, you have to find a way to save yourself.I started looking through the address book again, all of them were friends from Beiyuan, such as Ye Zhanyuan, Shaoyu Chengfei, but unfortunately they were beyond my reach, and there were not many from Xinda.As soon as I looked up, I saw the two students who ran back to the dormitory earlier came out, holding a long bamboo pole in their hands, about four or five meters long.

Oh shit!

I almost yelled, I am so familiar with that pole, the kind used to pass the toilet!