annihilation

Chapter 83 A Rough Road

After Li Xiaopang and the others were bitten by the black mosquito, they suddenly opened their eyes and immediately laughed loudly.

The three of them scratched their bodies while laughing, many places were red from scratching, traces of blood could be vaguely seen.

"Haha, I'm dying of laughter." When the three of them laughed, they scratched their bodies, as funny as they could be.

Zhou Long glanced at Han Ruoxue and Han Bin, and then at Lu Yang. He had guessed what was going on, but he didn't speak.However, there was a huge wave in his heart, because these black mosquitoes are different from common water mosquitoes. After they bite people, they can make people's skin extremely itchy, and black mosquitoes are also extremely intelligent. It can be seen that these black mosquitoes are all domesticated mosquitoes.

Such mosquitoes are rare, and if they are taken out during battle, they can have unexpected effects.

Zhou Long has already become a strong man in the sky, and he also knows something about the situation in the world of cultivating immortals. He thinks that these black mosquitoes are probably the legendary monsters.Since it was a monster and it appeared in Han Ruoxue's hands, it can be seen that Han Ruoxue's identity is indeed unusual. Even if he is not from the Xiuxian family, he is also closely related to the Xiuxian sect, otherwise it would be impossible to get these mosquitoes.

When Li Xiaopang laughed loudly, seeing that Lu Yang and the others were fine, he couldn't help asking: "Lu Yang, that, haha...how are you all fine, why do we... want to laugh so much?"

Zhu Xi and Jia Chengliang were also puzzled. They just wanted to talk when they laughed again.

If you keep laughing like this, it's fine, the key is that your body is extremely itchy, and it won't be long before you scratch your skin.

Seeing that the black mosquito had the desired effect, Han Ruoxue smiled and said, "The reason is very simple, because you were bitten by the black blood mosquito. This kind of mosquito is designed to bite sleeping people. You closed your eyes just now, so... After finishing speaking, he panicked the white medicine bottle in his hand, and said to the three of them: "Let's play a game now. If you agree, I will give you the antidote, how about it?"

The three of them just wanted to solve their problems quickly, without even thinking about it, they nodded at the same time and said: "Okay, no problem."

Han Ruoxue handed the black elixir to the three of them. After the three of them swallowed it, their symptoms did disappear, but they still wanted to laugh, but it wasn't as strong as before.At this moment, the three of them looked at Han Ruoxue differently. They really couldn't figure out why such a beautiful woman looked like a little witch!

Han Ruoxue looked at the three of them and said, "Since you have agreed to play the game, the game begins now."

Li Xiaopang took a deep breath and couldn't help asking, "What game haven't you told us yet?"

Han Ruoxue giggled, thought for a while, and said, "Let me tell you something, how about you guess what it is?"

"Gah?" Li Xiaopang was startled, and said, "Isn't this a riddle?"

"It's a riddle, but if you lose, you will be punished!" Han Ruoxue said with a smile, her eyes flickering, "If someone loses, how about kissing them?"

"What, kiss someone else?" Li Xiaopang glanced at the two big men beside him, his expression became rather ugly, thinking about kissing them made him feel sick.

Zhou Long couldn't stand it anymore, coughed lightly, and said, "Well, I think..."

Without waiting for him to speak, Han Ruoxue interrupted: "Coach Zhou, do you want to play this game too?"

"I want to play a fart." Zhou Long muttered in his heart, regretting why he took the initiative to speak, thinking of Han Ruoxue's powerful family background, he quickly shook his head and said, "I don't intend to participate, I just think this game is too boring. How about this, just now Didn't you want Lu Yang to tell a joke, didn't he? Let the three of them tell a joke now, and punish those who can't tell, how about it?"

Li Xiaopang and the others were very depressed, they gave Zhou Long a strange look, and then said with a clear look: "Coach Zhou, are you helping us or helping her to talk!"

Zhou Long pretended he didn't see the eyes of the three of them, and said, "Okay, you guys play, I'll rest for a while." Then, he narrowed his eyes, but he didn't dare to really close them, in case Han Ruoxue released those eyes again. I'm afraid the black mosquito will also ask Han Ruoxue for an antidote.If Han Ruoxue proposed to play games together, how could he refuse?

Han Ruoxue thought for a while, and said, "This game is also fine, which one of you will start first?"

Li Xiaopang didn't want to play such a game, it was simply a thankless task, so he hurriedly said, "Well, can I quit?"

"Of course." Han Ruoxue said.

Hearing this, Li Xiaopang was overjoyed. Just as he was about to speak, Han Ruoxue's next words made him want to cry.

"The elixir I gave you just now can only be suppressed for half an hour." Han Ruoxue said with a smile, "If you want all the antidote, each tell a story."

The faces of the three of them changed suddenly, you looked at me, I looked at you, all of them wanted to cry ###.

At this time, Lu Yang, who had been silent for a long time, said, "Little Fatty, it's actually very simple to tell a joke, it can be long or short, as long as you tell it to make everyone laugh."

"What you said is simple. Why didn't you say it when I asked you to say it just now? If you said it, it would not be the case now." Li Xiaopang thought so in his heart, but he didn't dare to say it out. After all, he didn't know Lu Yang How close is the relationship with Han Ruoxue? If Han Ruoxue speaks for Lu Yang after speaking out, wouldn't he be asking for pain?

As soon as Li Xiaopang gritted his teeth, he was just joking, and I said it's okay?

"Once upon a time there was a mountain, and there was a temple in the mountain. In the temple, there was an old monk who told stories to the young monks." Li Xiaopang held back for a long time before he remembered the nursery rhymes that the children in the village often said.He didn't know if it was a joke, but every time someone talked about it, he found it very funny.So as soon as the story was finished, Li Xiaopang started laughing alone.

Everyone was very depressed, and looked at Li Xiaopang in great surprise, and a sentence came to their minds at the same time, "This, is this a fucking joke?"

Li Xiaopang also didn't think it was funny, but he only knew this one, so he could only bite the bullet and say: "How about it, my joke is very funny!"

Lu Yang gave a wry smile and said, "It's very interesting, but it's not very funny."

"Lu Yang, don't you think it's funny?" Li Xiaopang glared at Lu Yang, and that look reminded Lu Yang that he must speak for him.

Lu Yang also didn't want to see Lu Yang being punished by Han Ruoxue, so he hurriedly said, "It's not bad, it's barely a joke."

Knowing that Lu Yang and Li Xiaopang have a good relationship, Han Ruoxue didn't intend to embarrass Li Xiaopang, so she took out a elixir and handed it to Li Xiaopang, saying: "After swallowing, your symptoms will completely disappear."

Zhu Xi and Jia Chengliang glanced at each other, both felt that such a "joke" was too simple, and they would tell it.

Without even thinking about it, Jia Chengliang said, "Damn it, I can tell ten jokes like this."

Han Ruoxue tilted her head, looked at the two with a smile, and said, "Let's talk!"

"Once upon a time there was an old monk who could only tell stories, and he would tell stories to the young monk every night..."

"Gah?"

This so-called joke was even more shocking than before, no one could laugh, and they all looked at Jia Chengliang with depressed faces.

Jia Chengliang had a thick skin, and said to Han Ruoxue, "I told you, you can give me the antidote!"

"Is this a joke?" Han Ruoxue was very depressed, and asked angrily, "Do you think this is funny?"

Jia Chengliang didn't even think about it, so he replied: "Of course it's funny. Stories like Xiaopang's are jokes, and I can also be regarded as a joke."

Han Ruoxue snorted coldly, took out a elixir and handed it to Jia Chengliang, and immediately said to Zhu Xi: "You can't tell such jokes, the jokes you tell must make everyone laugh out loud."

Zhu Xi is indeed a talent, he likes to listen to jokes since he was a child, this thing can't trouble him.

"There was a man who was chasing after a beautiful woman. The beauty was not interested in him and told him the truth many times, but the boy was still stubborn. One day, the girl couldn't bear it anymore. After the man repeatedly Under the entanglement, he turned his head abruptly, and said: "What do you like about me?Can I change it? "

This kind of joke was rarely heard by the crowd. As soon as Zhu Xi finished speaking, everyone laughed.

Even the stern Zhou Long laughed a few times in a low voice. He also thought the story Zhu Xi told was very interesting.

Han Ruoxue smiled for a while, took out a pill and handed it to Zhu Xi, and said, "Your jokes are good, can you tell them more often in the future?"

Jussy dare to say no?When he thought of those black mosquitoes, his scalp became numb, and he nodded quickly: "As long as everyone wants to hear, I can tell you as many as you want."

Li Xiaopang glared at Zhu Xi, and said angrily, "I knew you would tell jokes, so I let you tell them."

Zhu Xi smiled, and told a few more jokes to everyone, and everyone couldn't stop laughing after hearing it.

After about half an hour, the carriage stopped, Zhou Long frowned, and said to the carriage attendant, "Brother, why did you stop?"

The guy said: "Master Lu said it's time for dinner, let's stop and eat." Then, he heard the sound of unpacking the bundle.

The six people in the carriage, except for Lu Yang and Han Ruoxue, all brought their burdens, took out dry food and ate one after another.

Li Xiaopang was surprised to see that Lu Yang didn't bring any baggage, and said, "Lu Yang, what are you eating?"

"If my guess is right, someone will invite us to eat later." Lu Yang said with a smile, "Even if not, Ruoxue and I can go hunt some wild game and roast it."

Li Xiaopang knew that Lu Yang had the unique skill of roasting wild game, so he didn't say anything, "But what about your change of clothes?"

"Ruoxue has a treasure that can store clothes." Lu Yang was telling the truth. He didn't want to reveal the secret of the Qiankun Ring, but everyone knew that Zhu Ruoxue had the Qiankun Ring, so he handed over the change of clothes to Han Ruoxue.The clothes are in the Qiankun Ring, and they have no weight, no matter how many things Han Ruoxue brings, she won't get tired.

Li Xiaopang was very curious, who would invite Lu Yang to dinner, and when he was thinking, Wang He's voice came from outside the carriage, "Miss Han, our young master invites you to lunch."

"Call me alone?" Han Ruoxue didn't agree to go or not, but asked this sentence.

Wang He's mind was not bright at all, and he didn't understand the meaning of the words for a while, and said: "Of course you are alone, is there anyone else going?"

"If I'm alone, I won't go. I want to eat with my husband." Han Ruoxue replied.

"Oh! So that's the case!" Wang He rubbed his head and said, "Then I'll go back and ask the young master."

After Wang He walked away, everyone couldn't stop laughing, and Li Xiaopang couldn't breathe because of the laughter, and said: "I've seen a stupid person, but I've never seen such a stupid one." He paused and reminded Lu Yang: "I Seeing that you still don't want to eat it, then Young Master Lu knows that he has no good intentions, so you are not worried that Ruoxue will be snatched away by him?"

"What am I worried about? She's not my wife." Lu Yang thought in his heart, but said, "He needs to have that ability. I believe Ruoxue won't fall in love with him."

"That's not necessarily true! If you bully me, I'll run away with others." Han Ruoxue giggled.