brother too

In fact, I found out later that the school usually deals with this kind of students who fight in the school. As long as it is not particularly serious, they will each hit [-] boards, report criticism and write inspection. 【 #_ 】

Pity me, this check was written until four o'clock in the middle of the night.

I once bravely argued with Chen Wei: "Why do you have to write your inspections? You can't repeat the same, how can I write?" "Don't you say you are a civil servant? Besides, fight Is this because of you!" Chen Wei didn't even look at me, very relaxed.

I am speechless.

The lights in the dormitory must be turned off at ten o’clock in the evening, so I have to light a candle and bury my head in my book. Seeing the beasts eat and drink enough and sleep like dead pigs under the quilt, I really took the candle and lit their quilt The urge, but I didn't dare, I'm going to do this, maybe they can order me.

I think I became short-sighted later, so it should have something to do with staying up late to write the examination.

This test is too difficult to write. Although I am good at studying, especially the liberal arts, but the first two copies of this test are not the same. Fortunately, the key is to write eight different copies. It is really better than asking me to fight. Still struggling.

After I finally finished writing, I didn't even bother to check for typos again, so I dragged my exhausted body and mind to climb up to my upper berth.

When I climbed onto the bed, the bed shook for a while, and Wang Shangfei, who was on the lower bunk, was woken up by me. He squinted his sleepy eyes and looked at me, and said in a daze: "Jiu'er, so soon Finished writing, great job!"

I Cao!I really want to slap him with a big mouth, and it’s too soon, it’s past four o’clock in the middle of the night, and it’s almost dawn, it’s really not painful to stand and talk, no, it’s not painful to talk while asleep!

But I really didn't have the energy to argue with him anymore, I climbed into bed, and fell asleep as soon as my head touched the pillow...

I had a dream, I dreamed that I was standing in front of all the teachers and students and read my inspection aloud, with full of emotion and passion, just like the principal holding a school meeting, without any shame, but I don’t know what’s going on, but I can’t finish reading the examination. After reading one article, there will be another one, and after reading it again, another article will appear. I can’t stop reading it, and I can’t stop it. I was anxious, and then I cried, crying bitterly in front of the teachers and students of the whole school, tears rushing down...

Then I woke up, but after I woke up, as soon as I touched my face, it was wet, and I thought I cried in a dream, which shows how heartbroken I am about my mistakes.

But immediately I realized that I was wrong, because the tears did not come from my eyes, but flowed from above me to my face, so I hurried to look aside.

Looking at it, I didn't get mad at me. It turned out that I saw Wang Xin spraying water on my face with a "bubble gun" in his hand.

This "bubble gun" is actually to use a ballpoint pen refill that has run out of oil to tie the thread tightly on the opening of the balloon, then insert it into the tap, turn on the water, and let the water pour into the balloon. It was washed into blisters by the water, and then the ballpoint pen tip that had worn out the balls was inserted back into the refill. In this way, when you pinch the balloon, tiny water columns will come out, and it can go a long way. We They all use this to play water fights.

But the "bubble gun" that Wang Xin took was not made of balloons, it was made of condoms. I knew that this "bubble gun" belonged to Chen Wei because he was the only one with condoms in our house. I already know what condoms are for a while, but I don't know the specific operation method, but this is enough to make me sick.

"What are you doing!" I sat up angrily.

When I came together, I saw that Chen Wei and the others had all gotten up, looking at me happily.

"Get up quickly!" Chen Wei shouted to me.

"Get up? What time is it?" I asked.

"It's six o'clock!" Chen Wei said.

"What, it's only six o'clock, I'm too sleepy, I have to sleep a little longer!" After finishing speaking, I lay down again.

"Third son, go ahead and feed him, this time feed him!" I heard Chen Wei say to Wang Xin.

I sat up in a hurry, and said with a sad face, "Do you know what time I went to bed last night? After four o'clock, I was so sleepy, stop playing with me, let me sleep again!"

"No, I agreed to train you. I didn't make it last night, so I have to make up for it in the morning!" Chen Wei glared at me and said, "Come down!"

"No way, Zhou Paipi is not as cruel as you!" I climbed out of the bed anyway, otherwise they would really do anything.

"Well, the conditions in the dormitory are limited, so I will give you a physical exercise in the morning, your little body is too thin!" Chen Wei thought for a while and said.

"Then how do you practice?" I also resigned to my fate, I was just suffering.

"Let's do this, you do twenty sit-ups first." Chen Wei pointed to Wang Shangfei's lower bunk and said; "Go up."

I just climbed up, actually I can do sit-ups, there is no problem with these [-] sit-ups, I am secretly happy.

"Old Qi, go up and hold his leg!" Chen Wei said to Wang Shangfei.

"Okay!" Wang Shangfei agreed, got on the bed, sat on my lap and said, "Let's get started."

I did it, and then Chen Wei stood by and counted for me: "One, two, three..."

I thought to myself that these twenty sit-ups were nothing to me, and I wanted to show off to them that I could do them so fast.

"Nine, ten," Chen Wei followed my movements and counted one by one, and said to me, "Yo, Xiao Jiu is okay, you did a good job!"

"Hehe, that's it!" I replied proudly.

Chen Wei continued to count: "Nine, ten, eleven..."

I froze for a moment, but I didn't stop because Chen Wei counted wrongly, but I thought maybe because I was talking to me, I forgot for a while, but it doesn't matter, I can still do it a few more times, so I will treat you as my brother and send you off.

"Hey, tell me, Jiu'er has practiced well, better than Lao Liu, you can't do so much!" Chen Wei spoke again.

They all said it was good, and it was rare for Fat Duner to say modestly: "Yes, I really can't do this, Jiuer, you are so good!"

The vanity in my heart is extremely inflated, and it is really not easy to get their approval, so I worked harder.

"Nine, ten, eleven..." Chen Wei counted again.

No, why do I count from here again? I counted to No. 17 myself. I think Chen Wei is old and suffering from dementia, but I think this person will inevitably be interrupted when doing things. There will be mistakes, anyway, Chen Wei has already counted here, and it will be over after a few, so let's continue.

"Boss, I don't think Jiu'er can just do sit-ups, he has to practice something else!" Wang Xin talked to Chen Wei again at this time.

"Fifteen..." Chen Wei stopped again when he heard it, nodded and said to Wang Xin: "Well, let him practice push-ups after he finishes practicing sit-ups!"

After finishing speaking, Chen Wei went on to count: "Nine, ten, eleven..."

"I won't do it! You guys are going to play with me!" I was so tired that I couldn't straighten up, and I lay down on the bed. They did it on purpose.

"Hurry up, do these [-] sit-ups, then do [-] push-ups, and you're done!" Chen Wei slapped me when he came over, and ordered me with his eyes wide open.

"Ah! Just let me die!"

My wailing was heard again in the 104 dormitory, and the other rooms were no longer surprised.

I was still forced by Chen Wei and the others to finish [-] sit-ups. Of course, this time Chen Wei didn't do more sit-ups and let me finish them normally.

I also did the subsequent push-ups, but Chen Wei didn’t need to make a deliberate mistake to make me do more push-ups, because let alone twenty, even if it’s ten, it took me a lot of effort to finish it. , Chen Wei and the others didn't ask me to finish all of them. They said that it should be done step by step, and that it would be fine to do a few more every day.

I ate one more steamed bun for breakfast than usual, and then came to the classroom in a daze. Ding Shuang asked me after seeing my appearance, but I didn't say a word, and fell asleep on my desk.

I almost fell asleep on the desk that day. Of course, the teacher in each class would wake me up and ask me what was going on. I said that it was because it was too late to review homework at night. The teachers listened. They also praised me as a self-conscious good student.

Later, after Ding Shuang found out what was going on from Ai Hongwei, she scolded them all, but she said in front of me: "You really should practice, this inspection is also because I only wrote about you, no wonder Chen Wei and the others."

I was depressed for a while.

After school in the evening, Chen Wei and the others didn't let me go, they called me to the small park of No. [-] Middle School. On the lawn of the park, Chen Wei said to me: "The training for you officially starts today!"

Fortunately, I have already fallen asleep this day and I am full of energy. Since this training cannot be avoided, it is better to let it go, and it seems that we are enough men, so I said: "Boss, you can say how to practice, I will listen to you !"

After finishing speaking, I moved my hands and feet, thinking in my heart, it seems that I can't do sit-ups and push-ups this time.

Chen Wei nodded to me with a smile and said: "Okay, that's right, this is a man. We have discussed it today. It's not just about your physical fitness. It's about fighting, and your reaction is also very important, so Let's practice reflexes."

I hopped and moved my legs and said, "Boss, just tell me how to practice!"

"It's very simple, if we hit you, just hide!" Chen Wei said casually.

"Ah!" I stopped jumping when I heard that, and opened my mouth wide and said, "You're being beaten!"

"That's right, haven't you heard that if you want to learn to fight, you must first learn to be beaten." Chen Weite said naturally, as if saying that one plus one equals two is as simple as that.

"No way!" I yelled, "Then you practiced like this too?"

"No, we haven't practiced!" Chen Wei still said very easily.

"Then why do you want me to practice being beaten?" I refused.

"We all have experience from actual combat, and we are all seasoned. Do you think we still need to practice?" Chen Wei lit a cigarette and asked me. I looked at his eyes. If I dare to say that I need it, he Let me know right away why the flowers are so red.

"Then...then you can hit it lightly, what if you get hurt?" I was still thinking of excuses to escape.

"Don't tell me, it's not that you just get beaten, you have to hide, try to make it impossible for us to hit you, isn't that all right, let's talk about it," Chen Wei turned to Wang Shangfei and said, "Lao Qi, show him !"

Wang Shangfei said "Okay!" and took out things from his pocket. I saw, good guy, purple potion, gauze, Band-Aid, all kinds of messy things.

"Did you see that, we have rescue measures, if you are about to be injured, we can treat you on the spot!" Chen Wei said with a smile.

"My God!" My melodious voice echoed in the sky of the park for a long time, and I was even more scared when I saw these things.

"Okay, let's start now. It's impossible for us all to go up and beat you, so it's a bit counterproductive!" Thanks to him, Chen Wei can still say an idiom, Chen Wei said to the smiling fat man : "Old Six, you go first!"

"Come on, I'll take the lead!" Fat Duner came to me, shaking his wrist.

"Lao Liu's movements are the slowest, let him fight you first!" Chen Wei said to me with a smile: "It's fair!"

I didn't make a sound, and said in my heart, it's fair, as far as his tonnage is concerned, we are not in the same kilogram class, and he can sit on my ass to death.

"I'll call one, two, three, and let's start!" Chen Wei said.

I still didn't say anything, and the fat man shouted: "Understood, hurry up!"

I was very surprised, why is Chubby so anxious to hit me, is it fun?

"One...two..." Chen Wei yelled and counted, with the seriousness of a referee in a sports meeting, and I was very nervous.

"oops!"

I yelled loudly, it was desolate, because Chen Wei hadn't shouted to three, Fat Duner had already punched, this punch just hit my face, it was very painful!

"What are you shouting for? I'm not even trying!" Fat Duner said with his lips curled up.

"You're kidding, you haven't called three yet!" I covered my face and yelled, feeling so wronged that I wanted to cry.

"Didn't you say it all? This is to exercise your reaction ability. Look who fights and yells at you one, two, three!" Fatty said very reasonably.

I was taken aback: "This... this is the beginning!"

"What do you think!" Fat Duner said with a smile.

"That also has to give me a process of mental preparation!"

"Okay, let's start again, this time, sixth son, don't sneak attack!" Chen Wei shouted.

We start over.

"One...two..."

I've seen Fat Duner get ready to punch.

"three!"

I ran as fast as I could.

"I am Cao!" Chen Wei and the others were all taken aback.

"Nimma, catch him!" Chen Wei gave an order, and several beasts quickly started chasing and intercepting me.

Finally, when they had formed a tendency to encircle, and I had no escape, Ai Hongwei dragged me back to the lawn like a dead dog.

"Why are you running?" Chen Wei shouted at me angrily.

"Didn't you say you want me to hide?" I said sophistry.

"Nimma, hiding doesn't mean you want to run away!" Chen Wei shouted, almost kicking me.

"Oh, misunderstood!" I pretended to be stupid.

"Okay, don't you know how to run?" Chen Wei said to Wang Shangfei: "Old Seven, if you fight him, I don't think you can run!"

When I saw it, I was dumbfounded. I had seen Wang Shangfei fight. This kid is so flexible and fast. I guess I can't outrun him.

Wang Shangfei smiled and said to me: "Jiu'er, I advise you not to run away, so I may be more gentle. After all, we both fell asleep on the upper and lower bunk beds, so we have to take care of you anyway, but if you want to run away, then I will take care of you." It's going to die!"

What else can I do, accept my fate, I nodded.

This night, the small park of Sanzhongwai was extremely lively, and the miserable cries rang out for more than two hours, so that the old men and women walking nearby went home early.