brother too

As soon as I finished speaking, Liu Xiaoyu, whose brain was also controlled by alcohol, couldn't help but smiled stupidly, then pointed my forehead with his hand and said, "You... this... little Pervert, you don't...have a good heart!"

"Who... said it, I... just want to play games with you... do you dare... play it ?" At that time, I really didn't think about asking Liu Xiaoyu to take off her clothes and do something, I just wanted to continue playing games. 【^】

"Take it off... just take it off, it's not... I didn't take it off in front of you..." Liu Xiaoyu said with his arms around my neck, narrowing his eyes : "But... yes, can't... just... I'm alone... take off, you... lose... "If you want to take it off, do you dare..."

"Okay, I... I'm a man... I... what are you afraid of!" I readily agreed to Liu Xiaoyu.

Next, our game started again, we raised the chopsticks together wobbly, and slammed them together.

Me: "Bugs!"

Liu Xiaoyu: "Chicken!"

"Haha, you... this... little bastard, you... lost, you take off!" Liu Xiaoyu laughed and forced me to take off my clothes.

"Take it off... just take it off, there... what is it!" Although I was drunk, I still tasted very good, and I never cheated when I played games. The T-shirt on his upper body was taken off, and he faced Liu Xiaoyu shirtless.

Liu Xiaoyu squinted her hazy eyes, stared at my naked upper body, looked at it for a long time and said: "You...you are so thin!" Then, she stretched out another finger and pointed at my naked body. Stomach poked, and then said with a foolish smile: "No...it's quite... hard, I didn't... think... You still...have muscles!"

"Hey, the two of us... but... just take off your clothes, I didn't say... it's okay... touch it, don't... Take advantage of me!" I felt a little itchy after being stabbed by Liu Xiaoyu, and I couldn't help protesting to her.

"You're really stingy, bump... what's wrong, it's not... rape you!" Liu Xiaoyu gave me a blank look, then raised her chopsticks and shouted at me: "Then... come on!"

"Okay, come on, look... I... let you... take off... too!" I also raised my chopsticks.

Me: "Tiger!"

Liu Xiaoyu: "Bangzi!"

"Haha, Bangzi... hit the tiger," Liu Xiaoyu slapped his hands happily this time and shouted, "You... you perverted tiger, hurry up... get off!"

"The two of us... who the hell are...?" I was so angry that I wanted to sew my mouth shut, I was so stupid, I was so stupid, I wanted Liu Xiaoyu to take off his clothes, In the end, I lifted a rock and shot myself in the foot, but if I lose, I lose. I couldn't help bending down to take off my socks.

"No... that's fine, you're cheating, the socks... don't count!" But Liu Xiaoyu saw that I was going to take off the socks, but she didn't agree.

"Why... just... don't count, these socks... are... worn on... me... No?" I rolled my eyes and argued with Liu Xiaoyu.

"It doesn't count...it doesn't count, if you want to count...socks, then I will issue cards...all of them will be counted !" Liu Xiaoyu pouted, pointing to the lovely red hairpin on her head and said.

"Okay, no...forget it...forget it!" I didn't want to get too fussy with Liu Xiaoyu, so I stared at her with misty drunken eyes and asked her: "Then... Tell me, what should I... take off?"

"Hey, what are you talking about?" Liu Xiaoyu actually put on an expression of a hooligan molesting a good woman, pointed at my pants and drew circles in the air with a smile: "Little girl, hurry up!" ··········································································································································································································································································································​​

"I'm Cao! I'm really... a rascal!" I said so, but actually I was smiling on my face, and then I really matched Liu Xiaoyu's words, imitating the appearance of a little girl, shy Yes, I just took off my jeans. Anyway, I still have underwear inside, and in order not to affect the growth of my "little brother", I am used to wearing loose boxer underwear, so I am not afraid of exposure.

"Wow, hahaha..." When Liu Xiaoyu saw that I was really going to take off my trousers, she couldn't help imitating a Beijing opera face, with her hands on her hips, a rough laugh, and then her eyes were like nails , firmly stuck to my lower body, that look is really more rogue than a rogue, it seems that this wine is not only sexually disordered, but also sex-changing!

However, when she saw that I was actually wearing a pair of boxer shorts, she couldn't help showing disappointment on her face, curled her lips, and said in a very disdainful tone: "Hey, I'm not... strong, I wear it... What the hell, it's ugly, not at all... sexy!"

As Liu Xiaoyu was talking, her eyes moved down again, and then she looked at my legs with a contemptuous expression on her face, then shook her head and curled her mouth and said, "You... On my legs, why...so many... hairs, and...so long...disgusting!"

"What do you...know, this...is the sexiness of...a man...and...winter is still... Keep warm!" I was so drunk that I was not ashamed, but rather proud, and I put my legs on the sofa and said with my hands.

"Uh..." Liu Xiaoyu suddenly made a vomiting expression.

"As for... Yu, my... legs, are they so... disgusting?" Seeing Liu Xiaoyu like that, I said a little unhappy.

"Hmm..." But Liu Xiaoyu shook his hands at me, then stood up abruptly, and quickly said: "I really vomit!" After finishing speaking, he ran into the In the toilet, and then I heard a burst of vomiting from the toilet.

Listening to the sound of Liu Xiaoyu vomiting, I don't know what's wrong, maybe it's a conditioned reflex, but my stomach is also churning, it seems like my brother's life is being troubled inside, and I want to push up with enthusiasm, but at this time Liu Xiaoyu I was still throwing up in the toilet, and I hadn’t drunk anything to the point of throwing up anywhere, so I had to endure as much as I could, like a suppressor, trying to forcefully suppress the distended emotions in my stomach.

However, the mountain and the rain are about to come and the wind is all over the building. I feel that I really can't control the "proudness" that is eager to erupt. Where there is oppression, there is resistance. It has reached the throat. I really can't help it I jumped up quickly and rushed to the bathroom.

But at this time Liu Xiaoyu is still in the bathroom, and she is holding on to the toilet and still retching, there is nothing to vomit. I saw her "stand in the latrine without shitting", I couldn't help feeling anxious , eager to get this "favorable terrain".

But I can't talk to Liu Xiaoyu at this time, because the tide of my brother's life in my stomach has flowed into my mouth, I can only puff up my cheeks, try my best not to let it erupt, So I just had to do it.

I stretched out my hand to pull Liu Xiaoyu's arm, trying to pull her out so that I could fill it in, but what I never expected was that Liu Xiaoyu obviously still felt that she hadn't vomited something, so she didn't want to leave That toilet, when I pulled her arm, she didn't turn her head back, she suddenly threw her hand back, and said unwillingly: "What are you doing, I haven't finished vomiting yet!"

It's bad, it doesn't matter that Liu Xiaoyu shook her hand, but it just hit me in the stomach, and my mouth was full of the thing that was about to vomit, and when she hit my stomach again, I opened my mouth involuntarily. Toad with big mouth.

"Wow!"

Oops, this is a joy, people say that this person has three urgencies, which are nothing more than shitting, urinating and farting. One "vomit", which is absolutely uncontrollable and urgent, I am like this at this time, the vomit in my mouth is like the oil that was drilled out, this spurt is so frightening. I feel like I have been reborn.

"what!"

There was a shrill scream, it was from Liu Xiaoyu, because although I was happy, but after all, Liu Xiaoyu was in front of me, so all the things I spit out fell behind her. back, so that Liu Xiaoyu howled in horror.

Simply, when I was eating just now, because I was unhappy, I was too busy drinking and didn't eat anything at all, so what I vomited on Liu Xiaoyu's back was mostly a mixture of beer and white wine. It's impossible that there is nothing else. After all, I still ate a few mouthfuls of vegetables, but they have been almost digested, so there are still many spots, which stick to Liu Xiaoyu's back in the form of spraying. The white clothes looked like an abstract oil painting.

"Oh, Wang Hui, I'm going to kill you!"

Listen, Liu Xiaoyu doesn't stutter anymore, but at this moment, she is pulling her clothes with her hands and jumping up and down as if she has touched a switch.