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"Drink too much!" Chen Wei took out a cigarette, lit it, and stuffed it into Ai Hongwei's mouth. 【&】

Ai Hongwei leaned against the wall, closed his eyes, then opened them again, smiled and said, "Well, a little bit."

"Don't be so impulsive in the future, children are quite honest."

"Hehe." Ai Hongwei smiled.

"Let's go, let's go back." Chen Wei said to Ai Hongwei and me.

"Wait a minute, I'll take a pee!" Ai Hongwei said, and then unbuttoned his pants, "I'm suffocating!"

Ai Hongwei urinated quite a lot, and it was extremely majestic. No wonder, he didn't eat much, and his stomach was full of wine.

After Ai Hongwei finally squeezed out the last bit of beer, he first trembled suddenly, and then his body shook a little. I quickly reached out and grabbed his arm, and said, "Slow down!"

Ai Hongwei turned his head and smiled at Chen Wei and me: "I don't know what's going on, why is the alcohol rushing to my head after I've finished urinating!"

Chen Wei and I both smiled, knowing that it was because he was suffocating just now, but now that he knew that Ding Shuang didn't have a date, as soon as he relaxed, he would naturally start drinking.

"Let's go, go back, drink less!" Chen Wei said with a smile.

"Well," Ai Hongwei nodded: "Tell me, why did Ding Shuang make such a mess, it didn't scare me to death!"

When I heard it, my brain was a little swollen, but I still said first: "Maybe Xiao Ba wants to test you." When I said this, I must have blushed, because I could feel my face was very hot, everyone knows Ding Shuang actually did this to anger me, but I believe that Ai Hongwei, who has been deeply infatuated with Ding Shuang, doesn't know, because there is a saying that love can turn a person into a fool, and Ai Hongwei Really drank too much.

Sure enough, when I said this, Ai Hongwei was quite happy, so he smirked and said, "That's true, how is my performance?"

I quickly answered and said, "Not bad, very good!"

Then, I quickly helped Ai Hongwei walk into the private room.

When he reached the door of the private room, Ai Hongwei withdrew his arm from my hand and said: "Don't help me, I can't let Ding Shuang see that I drink too much." After speaking, he pushed the door of the private room. door, and walked in with a smile.

Just when I was about to walk in, Chen Wei suddenly whispered in my ear: "Xiaobi Jiuer, just damage a few of you!"

I was taken aback, Chen Wei squeezed into the private room from my side, I followed in depressed, what does this have to do with me?

After walking into the private room, I found that the guys had finally gotten into the topic of Shen Yue and Ding Shuang, arguing for everyone to play some games or something to cheer up the drink, and Shen Yue and Ding Shuang were also laughing Agreed, but the two of them said that it is okay to play games, and they only drink drinks, not alcohol.

But Wang Shangfei and Wang Xin yelled, if Shen Yue loses in the game, I will drink instead, and if Ding Shuang loses, Zhang Chenyi will replace them.

Shen Yue nodded shyly in agreement, while Ding Shuang was even more delighted, and he just said one word: "OK!"

However, after we all came in, they didn't see Zhang Chenyi's figure. Ding Shuang couldn't help frowning and asked, "Where is Zhang Chenyi, where did he go?"

I didn't dare to say anything, because Shen Yue was looking at me.

Chen Wei said with a smile: "Hehe, this kid really can't drink. He just took a sip and then vomited. We called him a taxi and let him go home."

Ding Shuang said "Oh" and took a look at me. I pretended nothing happened and went to Shen Yue's side. Ding Shuang said, "Then who will drink for me?"

At this time, Ai Hongwei immediately said in high spirits: "It's okay, I'll drink it for you!" That way, he looked like a brave hero, and everyone naturally applauded happily.

Our game is actually very simple. I believe that many people have played it at the wine table. The name of this game is "Number Seven". The rules of the game are as follows. Everyone starts from the beginning. The previous number, for example, if the person says "one", then the person below will say "two", and then count one by one, when the number reaches "seven" or a number related to seven, such as seventeen , 27, including multiples of seven, such as fourteen, 21, when these numbers, then this person should use the chopsticks in his hand to knock on the table or the cup. Skip this number and continue counting down. If there is a mistake, the person will drink.

With no outsiders and Ai Hongwei already in a happy mood, we all played the game in a cheerful and enthusiastic atmosphere.

Shen Yue and Ding Shuang no longer fought openly and secretly, because both of them focused on the game.

Shen Yue was very careful when playing the game, because it was her first time playing this game, she was afraid that if she lost too much, she would drink me up, so she was always nervously watching everyone The chopsticks in her hand were also tightly held, although at the beginning I was too nervous and lost a few times, so I had to drink a few glasses for her, but later, she didn't miss it once, but I was wrong. several times.

The one we drink the most here is Ai Hongwei, because he has already drank a lot, so he will often make mistakes when playing games, and Ding Shuang also has something wrong, whether it is intentional or unintentional Yes, and often made mistakes, so Ai Hongwei drank the wine like a camel that had been hungry and thirsty in the desert for a long time, and drank the belly like a pregnant woman.

Although we also persuaded Ai Hongwei to drink less, and even said that we could forgive his mistakes and spare him a few drinks, Ai Hongwei laughed and shouted: "No... Okay, I hope... I will accept the bet, I lost, I... want to drink, today... I am happy!" Listen, my tongue is getting bigger.

Our banquet ended after Ai Hongwei lay down on the table in a daze.

I was going to pay, but Chen Wei said: "No need, the second child gave me the money before I came, and said that if he drank too much, let me pay. He said, today's meal he please!"

I had no choice but to nod in agreement, wondering in my heart, could it be that Ai Hongwei already had a premonition that he would be unconscious from drinking today before he came, could this be the legendary sixth sense?

In fact, I drank a lot that day, and I was staggering when I walked out the door, but I clearly remember that when everyone rushed to carry away the intoxicated Ai Hongwei, Shen Yue went to the toilet. At that time, Ding Shuang once came to my side and whispered something to me: "Jiu'er, you can do it, you are good, and Shen Yue is also good!"

I still don't know what she meant by that.

I was still a minor at the time, and there were actually many things I didn’t understand. Of course, among these things I didn’t understand, Shen Yue and Ding Shuang were undoubtedly the ones I wanted to know the most.

What I want to understand is why the two of them are so tit for tat. Although they didn't tear each other's skins, pulled each other's hair, or spit on each other's face, but they were smiling "secret battle", But it made me, a bystander, even more thrilled, like walking on thin ice.

Many years later, I heard someone say that the most aggressive people in the world are not the men who started the first, second, and even the third world wars, but the men who have been sung by countless songs. The women praised in the Psalms, to be precise, cannot be said to be women, but should be said to be all female animals.

Why do we say that, because we can see from the animal world that female animals are actually more ferocious and brutal than male animals.

I will give an example. For example, lions in the African wilderness. Although those male lions look mighty and majestic, the greatest contribution they can make from birth is to save seeds for female lions when they are in heat. It is to make various shapes for the curiosity of human beings for the camera to wipe them, just like a full-fledged idler with nothing to do, but the lioness has to live every day to make ends meet, staring at their eyes All the "rations", that is, those antelopes, zebras, etc., and then they waited for the opportunity to run, bite, tear, and finally ravage the food beyond recognition. Isn't this ferocious enough?

But what I still don't understand is that Shen Yue and Ding Shuang were at best two lion cubs at the time, how could they be so aggressive. Later, I explained to myself that it is the nature of female animals that they are both The one who protects the food and the calf, but unfortunately, I am their food, the calf.

Although now I like to think about these useful and useless things, but at that time, I had nothing in my mind, because I was watching Chen Wei and the others carry Ai Hongwei away, and Ding Shuang said something inexplicable to me After that, I felt that my brain was dizzy too, and I drank too much.

I staggered towards my bicycle, and first I reached out to grab the handlebar, but I clearly saw the handlebar, but my hand didn’t grab it. My mind was still clear at this time, I knew I had drunk too much, so I said to Shen Yue: "Let's go for a walk, I seem to be a little tall!"

But Shen Yue saw that I didn't move, so I frowned and said, "Let's go, why are you still standing there?"

Shen Yue said, "Even if you want to leave, you should unlock the car!"

I just remembered that the car was locked, and I quickly took out the car key, but Shen Yue snatched it and unlocked the car, and then she said, "Where are we going?"

"Or, let's go to the movies!" I said.

"Okay, then go to the movies and get in the car!" Shen Yue said flatly.

"What, you want to take me?" I saw that Shen Yue had already straddled the car seat, with one leg propped on the ground and the other on the pedals, looking at me.

"What do you think, if you walk, the movie will be over." Shen Yue pouted.

"But I let you take it, it's not appropriate, let me take you!" My self-esteem does not allow me to take advantage of girls, I am not a male lion after all.

"Okay, you take me, I'm still not at ease, hurry up, get in the car!" Shen Yue showed an unhappy look, and I quickly sat on the rear frame.

"Let's go!" Shen Yue yelled, and then began to push the pedals vigorously, and the car started to run smoothly amidst a wave of swaying.

I sat behind Shen Yue, I leaned my head behind her, and put my arms around her slender waist, it wasn't because I wanted to make money, it was because I drank too much, otherwise, I was afraid that I would never fell off the car.Of course, it wasn't terrible for me to fall, but I was afraid that if I drank too much, I would involuntarily pull Shen Yue down before I fell, so I had to hold him tightly in advance to be on the safe side.

"What are you doing, relax, it's so hot!" Shen Yue pedaled the car while talking, but she didn't turn her head back. I don't know what her expression is, but I guess it's a pretty shy face. Red, it looks good when you think about it.

But I said in a coquettish tone that I only used to my mother: "I don't, it's so beautiful!"

It's really beautiful, hugging Shen Yue's body, feeling her warm body temperature, and the body fragrance naturally emanating from her body, which smells like lily, I don't feel a little intoxicated, more drunk than just now It made me dizzy and dreamlike, so I slouched, content, with a smile on my face, closed my eyes, and hugged even tighter.

I seemed to hear Shen Yue sighed, but I didn't speak, I was enjoying it, I felt like I was floating on a cloud, this feeling was wonderful.

The two of us sat in the movie theater before the movie screening, and bought two cans of drinks and a bag of melon seeds. At that time, the movie theater was not as luxurious and exquisite as it is now, so the melon seeds can still be eaten, and the skin of the melon seeds is also okay. Throw it all over the place.

But I don't remember what movie we watched that day, because I fell asleep when the movie started to show and it was dark in the theater, leaving Shen Yue alone to watch the whole movie.

Afterwards, I asked her what the movie was about, but she didn't mention a word, and just said to me: "If you want to know, go see it yourself!"

I know I was wrong, and I also know that Shen Yue has been getting angry all the time, it can be seen from her expression, and, after sleeping in a movie, I have already sobered up.

In order to make up for my own mistakes, I decided to have another meal alone with Shen Yue, and Shen Yue agreed.

At that time, as a small city, there were no such foreign restaurants as McDonald’s and KFC, although we had all seen the advertisements of these restaurants in TV commercials, which made us drool. It rolled in my mouth, but I really couldn’t eat it. This was a pity when we were young, but when we grew up, when we finally ate these things that had been classified as junk food, I couldn’t bear to eat them. I said this sentence without emotion: "Grass! How can this nima taste as good as chicken stewed with mushrooms!" Since then, I have stayed away from these foreign restaurants that have invaded our local restaurant market.

When we ate at that time, we always went to authentic local restaurants, and the only choices we had were stir-fry, hot pot and barbecue.

Shen Yue and I chose a relatively clean barbecue restaurant, which was chosen by Shen Yue, but in fact I don't like it, because I know a restaurant with better barbecue, but Shen Yue just took a look at the front of that store and said I flatly refused to go in, because the store can be described with only one word: "black".It's not that it's a black shop, but it's because the whole front of this shop is dark because of the long-term smoky fire.

Although I am very dissatisfied with Shen Yue's thinking that only cares about the outside but not the essence, but this can only be a small whisper in my heart, I dare not show it, my face is shining brightly Shen Yue walked into this clean but not tasty barbecue shop.

But even then, I didn't get the roast because, well, I had an accident.