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Shen Yue and I cooperated quite well. I passed the rag to her after I finished throwing it out. She wiped our windows and window sills first, and then cleaned the tables, cabinets and beds in our house. Wipe everything that can be wiped, and when the rag is dirty, it will be handed to me with a smile, which reminds me of a fairy tale "The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl". But I didn't think of myself as a cowherd, because I must be more handsome than a cowherd, and I don't raise cattle. 【 】

Chen Wei and the others were very satisfied with me this time. They didn't come back after they went out, so they probably hid in some room with smoke and bragging pens, leaving Shen Yue and me a space to be together alone, so that Although I was working, my heart was as sweet as eating honey.

The only fly in the ointment is that when I went to change the water that was dirty because of throwing a rag, I heard a sentence from the old gatekeeper: "This is really the sun coming out from the west, and the pigsty can be transformed into a palace!"

I glared at the old man, bared my teeth again, and squeezed out from between my lips: "Grass!", I didn't dare to make it too loud, lest Shen Yue would hear it.

When the old man saw me like that, he quickly picked up a newspaper to cover his face.

This small episode will not affect my mood, Shen Yue is here, my mood is like the sky where the dark clouds are blown away by the breeze, the unusually blue and clear, sweeping away the depression that I have not had for many days without drinking and eating meat, I even thought, if Shen Yue could be with me every day, then maybe I could quit my love for donkey meat.

After Shen Yue wiped everything down, she picked up the broom leaning against the corner and began to sweep the floor, not letting go of every corner. When she was cleaning, she even swept out the two yuan that we didn't know who lost. I put it in my pocket like a treasure, of course, and the stinky shoes under our bed. Shen Yue ordered me to take these stinky shoes outside the window to dry in the sun and blow the stench.

After Shen Yue finished sweeping the floor, she mopped it again. When the windows of the whole room were cleaned and the air in the room was fresh, she straightened up involuntarily, took off the handkerchief on her nose, and exhaled and said: "Finally finished cleaning, it's not easy!"

When I saw it, I hurried forward, stretched out my hands and squeezed Shen Yue's shoulders and said, "Thank you, daughter-in-law, you are all these bastards, it's too disgraceful, how can you be so unhygienic, even the nurses in the kindergarten Worse than a child!"

"Okay, don't be cheap and be good, I have to wash your stinky socks, you can go find them and come back!" Shen Yue said with a smile and slapped me.

"Oh, okay, I'll go now, daughter-in-law, take it easy, don't tire you, I will feel bad, but in fact, you can just wash mine, don't worry about them!" I really feel bad Shen Yue, after such a tiring meal, the sky has already darkened, and Shen Yue hasn't had a sip of water with us yet.

"How can it be done? After all, you all live together, and they are all your good buddies. I should care about them." Shen Yue said with a smile.

"You are so kind!" I said this to Shen Yue affectionately, looking at her with affection in my eyes, and grabbed her hands. The next step, I was going to kiss her little mouth, and Shen Yue What Yue has to do now is to close her clear autumn eyes.

"Damn it, don't be nasty, I know you want to play tricks, and I don't even look where it is, in case someone sees it, go find your good buddies!" Shen Yue didn't give me a chance to express her love at all. , nudged me slightly and said.

"Oh, you are good at everything, but this is not good. You don't know that you need to be intimate with each other!" I pouted, and said in disappointment that you went out.

"What are you talking about, come here!" Shen Yue frowned, and ordered me to walk up to him. I hurried over, knowing that Shen Yue would definitely hit me, so I closed my eyes and waited for her fists and legs. Kissing and scolding is love, and beating me is also happy.

"Boer!"

Unexpectedly, the two pieces of soft fragrance with fragrance gently touched my face, like a beautiful butterfly quietly landed on my face, itchy, but seemed to be caught by my touch. Frightened and frightened, I flapped my wings and flew away, leaving only the beautiful aftertaste in my heart.

I opened my eyes in surprise, but Shen Yue was already standing far away from me, with her hands behind her back, and with a mischievous smile on her face, she said to me: "You are more obedient as a reward, hurry up!"

"Haha, I'm Popeye, I love to eat spinach, my whole body is full of strength..." I jumped happily to find Chen Wei and the others, Shen Yue's kiss was the spinach that gave me strength!

We found Chen Wei and the others, and when we returned to the house, Shen Yue was no longer in the house, and the sound of washing clothes came from the water room. We all knew that Shen Yue must be washing our socks.

"Jiu'er, hurry up and take out your cup," Chen Wei raised a bag of tea in his hand at this time and said, "Make a cup of tea for your daughter-in-law. It was found from room 103. I heard it was Great tea!"

"Okay!" I hurriedly took out my water glass, I didn't know what good tea was anyway, so I poured a little from it into the glass, and then poured boiling water, there was some boiling water, anyway, it was something else Call us in the house, and the kettle is full every day.

"Oh, once the room is cleaned, it's much more comfortable to stay in!" Wang Xin looked around the room and said; "I feel like I don't know each other anymore. Is this our room?"

"Well, I also asked about a scent, which must have been left on Shen Yue's body!" Fat Duner sniffed it like a dog and said, let us despise him, and said that the house was clean before cleaning. There is no smell in it. I wonder if his nose is blocked all the year round, and it doesn't pass at all.

After despising Fatty, Ai Hongwei asked us: "Who still smokes in your place?"

We all shook our heads, and Chen Wei said, "Just now I walked around every room, damn it, no one smokes!"

"Grass! If there is no smoke, I will smoke tea!" Ai Hongwei looked at the tea in my hand and said.

"Don't be ridiculous, can this thing be smoked?" Chen Wei pouted and said.

"Is there anything that can't be smoked? I think this shredded tobacco is similar to tea leaves, as long as it can smoke!" Ai Hongwei took the tea leaves from my hand as he said.

"That's right, I think it's similar!" Chen Yang found out a newspaper and tore it into strips, and was about to roll tea into it.

"Crap! Then roll one for us!" Chen Wei said.

Chen Yang's cigarette technology is good. It is said that his father loves to smoke cigarettes. After buying the carefully selected tobacco leaves, he will mix them with honey and smoke them after they are dried. He learned the good craft of rolling cigarettes from his father.

Chen Yang rolled one for each of us, and we all put it in our mouths and lit it.

"I... Bah! What the hell does it taste like! It's really hard to draw!" Chen Wei was the first to yell.

"Uh..." Immediately afterwards, Wang Shangfei began to retch for a long time and said, "I choked to death!"

"My Cao! It smells like burnt pig hair!" Ai Hongwei frowned, looking at the tea cigarette in his hand and said.

"This fucking sucks!" Chen Yang said, sticking out his tongue.

"It's better not to smoke!" Wang Xin looked at us and said.

We wanted to throw away the cigarettes, but Chen Wei suddenly stopped us and said, "Don't throw them in the house, throw them out of the window, Ren Jiu'er's wife managed to get them out!"

We all nodded when we heard it, and were about to throw cigarettes out along the window, but Shen Yue just came in with the basin in her arms. She frowned as soon as she came in, and smelled the room again and said, "What is this smell? Where is it?" Are you burning trash?"

After finishing speaking, Shen Yue saw the smoke rolled with tea leaves in our hands, and asked us in doubt: "What are you burning, are you using it to smoke mosquitoes?"

"Uh...that..." I hesitated and didn't know what to say. If Shen Yue knew that we had no money and wanted to smoke tea, I don't know what she would do. Look down on us.

"Open your mouth!" Shen Yue ordered me suddenly because she had already walked beside me.

"Huh? Why are you opening your mouth?" I couldn't help asking.

But I don't need to open my mouth anymore, Shen Yue has already smelled the smell of burnt pig hair in my mouth through my words.

"You guys are not smoking this, are you? What is this? Isn't this a drug?" Shen Yue's expression was very serious, but we all admired Shen Yue's imagination, where did she think.

"No, brother and sister, don't get me wrong, we don't know how to take drugs, besides, we don't have the money to smoke that thing, this is tea!" Chen Wei picked up the bag of tea and quickly explained to Shen Yue.

"Oh, it's tea leaves!" Shen Yue felt relieved, but then she was surprised again and said, "You smoke tea leaves? Why do you smoke this?"

"That...haha" Chen Wei scratched his head and looked at me, which meant to let me speak.

"Hey, we don't have any money to buy cigarettes, so let's try smoking this!" I said shyly.

"Oh, you guys!" Shen Yue shook her head, and asked me again: "Then what do you eat if you don't have money?"

"Hehe, don't worry, we won't be hungry, we have steamed buns and hot sauce!" Wang Shangfei said.

"Why are you boys like this!" Shen Yue shook her head again, and shouted at me again: "Wang Hui, come out for me!"

I was taken aback, not knowing what Shen Yue was going to do, but I had no choice but to follow Shen Yue out of the dormitory. When I was about to leave the dormitory, I heard Wang Xin say, "Well, Jiu'er should be criticized!".

After walking out of the dormitory, Shen Yue didn't stop, but kept walking out of the dormitory building. When I saw it, I quickly chased after her, grabbed Shen Yue's arm and said, "Don't, don't go, if you go like this, How shameless I am!"

"What are you going to do, go out and buy something with me!" Shen Yue said with a blank look at me.

"Oh, good!" I obediently followed Shen Yue out of No. [-] Middle School.