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Chapter 51 Sulfuric Acid
"Oh, it's Fang Ke's mother, right? Remember, I held a parent-teacher meeting for you. What's the matter with you coming so late?" Teacher Sun's voice didn't sound too happy, but she was still polite. 【-】
"Hehe, there's something wrong, Mr. Sun, look, it's not convenient for us to go in and talk!"
"Oh, yes, come in!"
This old woman turned out to be Fang Ke's mother. After listening to their conversation, I also remembered that Teacher Sun is indeed teaching the head teacher of the third class of junior high school. It should be Fang Ke's class.
Since this old lady doesn't live here, I just threw away the stone in my hand. Although Teacher Sun is not a good teacher, he is my father's classmate after all, so I still want to give my father face. However, since Knowing that this old woman is Fang Ke's mother, and she offended me again, then I decided to take revenge on her, damn it, Fang Ke's family is not a good thing.
After thinking about it, I went to a nearby canteen and bought a bottle of mineral water. I smoked too much just now, and my throat was indeed smoking. I opened the mineral water and drank it all in one gulp. Then I found a place where no one was around, unbuttoned my pants, took out my things, urinated into the mouth of the mineral water bottle, filled the whole bottle, and then filled the bottle with the waste water accumulated in my body. Back outside the corridor entrance of the teacher's building, I knew that Fang Ke's mother must have come to find Teacher Sun to give gifts, Fang Ke and they are about to graduate, maybe they are looking for Teacher Sun to take care of Fang Ke, so, Fang Ke But the fuck won't last long in there.
I unscrew the cap off the piss bottle and wait to get the fuck out of it anytime.
Sure enough, as I expected, without much effort, I heard the sound of the door opening on the first floor, and I immediately leaned against the wall next to the corridor entrance, listening to the movement inside.
"Okay, Teacher Sun, you can go back, don't give it away!" This was Fang Ke's voice.
"It's okay, it's okay, I'll take you out," Mr. Sun's voice was obviously more enthusiastic than at the beginning, and when he was talking, his voice turned to a low voice again; "Look at you, what's the big deal? Ah, I still need you... Hehe, I'm so sorry, I have to send you off!"
As soon as I heard it, I couldn't help mentioning it in my heart, and secretly prayed that Teacher Sun would never come out.
"No, no, no, no, how busy you are, Mr. Sun, for the sake of the children, how can I let you see it off, you should hurry up and rest, I'm leaving now!" Listening to the sound, Fang Ke was shoving and shoving Mrs. Sun Come on, don't ask Mr. Sun to send it.
"Oh, that's fine, then I'll send it here, you have to be careful when you go back, it's getting late!" Hearing what Teacher Sun said, I finally felt relieved, and bent over to wait before I can visit you .
"It's okay, I'll take a taxi!"
"Okay, then I'll close the door!"
"Shut it up, shut it up, go to bed early!"
The door was closed, and I heard Fang Ke's mother murmur to herself: "Cao's mother! What kind of teacher, it's easy to do things with money!" As she spoke, she heard heavy footsteps getting closer.
Just when the sound of footsteps was close at hand, I jumped out suddenly, frightening the unsuspecting Fang Ke to yell "Ouch".
Then I took the bottle full of urine and poured it on Fang Ke, and shouted in my mouth as I poured it: "Old man, I will let you pretend, I will give you some sulfuric acid to taste. Taste, burn you to death!"
I splashed it here, but Fang Ke was stunned for a moment, and when I said that it was sulfuric acid, she sat down on the ground with a "baa", covered her face with her hands, and howled ghostly: "Oh my god, what can I do?" Terrible, my face, I can be disfigured..."
Following Fang Ke's mother's howling, the door of Teacher Sun's house was opened first, and Teacher Sun's voice was heard; "What's the matter, what's the matter?"
Then, I heard a lot of doors opening in the corridor, and someone ran downstairs, and I threw the bottle away a long time ago, and ran to the back of a small shop, listening to the movement inside.
"Fang Ke's mother, why are you sitting on the floor? What's wrong with you?" This was Teacher Sun's anxious cry.
"Oh my god, I can't live anymore. I've been doused with sulfuric acid. How can I see people? My mother... Hey, why doesn't it hurt!" The sound of the ground, I couldn't help covering my mouth and laughing, my stomach hurts from laughing.
"Sulfuric acid? You don't look burned on your face either!" It was an unfamiliar voice.
"Hey, what does it smell like? It's so loud!" Another voice came from another person.
"It seems to be peeing, right? Fang Ke's mother, what's wrong with you?" Teacher Sun's voice, but it should be said by covering her nose.
"Piss?" Fang Ke's voice screamed, but then Fang Ke's mother yelled loudly: "I, Cao Nima, a little bastard, you have a mother or not... ·”
I don't know what she scolded at the back, because I have already left with a smile, joking, I don't listen to what she scolded me, I don't hear it and I don't feel upset, but I'm also scolding him in my heart Mom: "Stupid girl, I showed mercy to you today, this nima is my child's urine, it's cheap for you, next time I will really pour sulfuric acid on you!"
Back at No. [-] Middle School, he still jumped over the wall and walked into the dormitory building swaggeringly.
Walking into the dormitory, apart from Ai Hongwei who said he would live at home, Chen Wei and the others were all there, exchanging ideas on how to pick up girls, all with obscene expressions on their faces.
"Why did you go, you don't need to pick up girls, why did you come back so late?" Chen Wei asked when he saw me.
"Haha, it's so fucking enjoyable!" Chen Wei asked, I couldn't hold back, and laughed again, making Chen Wei and the others roll their eyes at me.
"Aren't you sick?" Wang Shangfei walked up to me and even touched my forehead.
"You're the one who is sick!" Slapped Wang Shangfei's hand off and said, "It's so fucking funny. Guess who I met today?"
"Crap! We don't know who you can see, so tell me quickly." Wang Xin said.
So I vividly told the process of spilling the piss on Fang Ke, and when I finished speaking, Chen Wei and the others were also amused and laughed, and they were really relieved.
When everyone finished laughing, Chen Wei suddenly frowned and asked me: "By the way, why did you go to the building for nothing? Don't tell me, you just went there to smoke. You are a teacher, you are courting death!"
As soon as Chen Wei finished speaking, everyone in the room began to look at me in surprise, but I was stunned for a moment, and my mood also followed the elation and depression just now and returned to loss and regret.
"What's the matter, look at you, is something wrong?" After all, Chen Wei is older than us, and immediately noticed that my expression was wrong.
"Well, I said it, can you keep it a secret for me, especially don't let the second child know?" I looked at Chen Wei and the others and said, in fact, I really want to say this, maybe it will make me feel better. .
Hearing what I said, Chen Wei and the others all showed solemn expressions on their faces. They knew that what Ai Hongwei was not allowed to know was more or less related to Ding Shuang.
"I...I'm here with Ding Shuang tonight..."
"I'm Cao! You don't really come together with Xiaoba, right? What about Shen Yue, what about the second child, it's over, it's messed up, it's time to mess up the world!" I haven't said yet When it was over, the fat pier started yelling.
"Shut up and let Jiu'er finish talking!" Chen Wei yelled at Chubby, and then said to me with a serious expression: "Go on!" It seems that Chen Wei and the others should be like this Thinking about it, I thought I was with Ding Shuang.
I thought about it, and told Chen Wei and the others everything I said to Ding Shuang all night.
After I finished speaking, Chen Wei and the others looked at me straight in the eye, and no one said a word. For a while, the room was terribly quiet. Do they still want to beat me up?
"That... You guys are talking, did I do something wrong?" I asked in a low voice.
"If you want me to say, Jiu'er, you did the right thing. That's the way it is. You already have Shen Yue. The second child likes Xiao Ba, so they should be together. This is called fat water not flowing Outsider Tian!" Fat Duner was the first to shout again.
Chen Wei looked at Fat Duner and didn't say anything about him. He lit a cigarette, took a puff, and said: "Actually, we all hope that the second child can have a good relationship with the eighth child, but it's a matter of dating." Well, it has to be your love and my wish, it has to be two-sided, this little Ba has always liked you Jiu Er, everyone knows this in his heart, but you insist on telling her this, this is because you are too careless , even if you tell us, let us go and match up with Xiaoba, now, it seems that you and Xiaoba can't ease up!"
"Ah? Then how awkward it will be in the future!" I couldn't help but lamented, regretting to death in my heart, I really hope there is no regret medicine sold, my mother bought a big bag and chewed it like peanuts.
"Fuck! You still feel awkward, and you don't think about us. We are so awkward being caught between you guys. We have to be careful when we talk!" Chen Yang shouted again at this time.
"I don't want to!" I sat down on the bed helplessly.
"Come on, it's the same if you want to or not. What else can I do? Let's see. I'll talk to Xiaoba sometime." Chen Wei threw the cigarette butt away, and gave me a blank look: "Damn, what the hell are you doing?" It's just a kind of love, but it makes a lot of trouble, how good it is like me, only giving passion, not emotion!"
I don't dare to say anything, Chen Wei is really like this, he is not a virgin for a long time, when he meets a little sister, he will have sex with her, and after sex, he will change again in a few days, and he doesn't know about those little girls They all fell in love with Chen Wei, who looked like a middle-aged uncle.
"Go to sleep. When I mention Fang Ke's mother, I remembered that Haozi and his wife don't know what's going on. Fang Ke is about to graduate, and he must be dealt with before he graduates!" Chen Wei yelled again, and we all climbed into our beds.
But I couldn't fall asleep no matter what. Even after the lights were turned off, Chen Wei and the others fell into a dream. I was still staring at the ceiling with my eyes open, thinking wildly in my mind. Although I didn't want to think about it, Ding Shuang , Shen Yue, and Ai Hongwei are always lingering in my mind, and I can't shake them away.
Also, the fat pier snored like thunder, and I couldn't sleep anymore.
"Hehe, there's something wrong, Mr. Sun, look, it's not convenient for us to go in and talk!"
"Oh, yes, come in!"
This old woman turned out to be Fang Ke's mother. After listening to their conversation, I also remembered that Teacher Sun is indeed teaching the head teacher of the third class of junior high school. It should be Fang Ke's class.
Since this old lady doesn't live here, I just threw away the stone in my hand. Although Teacher Sun is not a good teacher, he is my father's classmate after all, so I still want to give my father face. However, since Knowing that this old woman is Fang Ke's mother, and she offended me again, then I decided to take revenge on her, damn it, Fang Ke's family is not a good thing.
After thinking about it, I went to a nearby canteen and bought a bottle of mineral water. I smoked too much just now, and my throat was indeed smoking. I opened the mineral water and drank it all in one gulp. Then I found a place where no one was around, unbuttoned my pants, took out my things, urinated into the mouth of the mineral water bottle, filled the whole bottle, and then filled the bottle with the waste water accumulated in my body. Back outside the corridor entrance of the teacher's building, I knew that Fang Ke's mother must have come to find Teacher Sun to give gifts, Fang Ke and they are about to graduate, maybe they are looking for Teacher Sun to take care of Fang Ke, so, Fang Ke But the fuck won't last long in there.
I unscrew the cap off the piss bottle and wait to get the fuck out of it anytime.
Sure enough, as I expected, without much effort, I heard the sound of the door opening on the first floor, and I immediately leaned against the wall next to the corridor entrance, listening to the movement inside.
"Okay, Teacher Sun, you can go back, don't give it away!" This was Fang Ke's voice.
"It's okay, it's okay, I'll take you out," Mr. Sun's voice was obviously more enthusiastic than at the beginning, and when he was talking, his voice turned to a low voice again; "Look at you, what's the big deal? Ah, I still need you... Hehe, I'm so sorry, I have to send you off!"
As soon as I heard it, I couldn't help mentioning it in my heart, and secretly prayed that Teacher Sun would never come out.
"No, no, no, no, how busy you are, Mr. Sun, for the sake of the children, how can I let you see it off, you should hurry up and rest, I'm leaving now!" Listening to the sound, Fang Ke was shoving and shoving Mrs. Sun Come on, don't ask Mr. Sun to send it.
"Oh, that's fine, then I'll send it here, you have to be careful when you go back, it's getting late!" Hearing what Teacher Sun said, I finally felt relieved, and bent over to wait before I can visit you .
"It's okay, I'll take a taxi!"
"Okay, then I'll close the door!"
"Shut it up, shut it up, go to bed early!"
The door was closed, and I heard Fang Ke's mother murmur to herself: "Cao's mother! What kind of teacher, it's easy to do things with money!" As she spoke, she heard heavy footsteps getting closer.
Just when the sound of footsteps was close at hand, I jumped out suddenly, frightening the unsuspecting Fang Ke to yell "Ouch".
Then I took the bottle full of urine and poured it on Fang Ke, and shouted in my mouth as I poured it: "Old man, I will let you pretend, I will give you some sulfuric acid to taste. Taste, burn you to death!"
I splashed it here, but Fang Ke was stunned for a moment, and when I said that it was sulfuric acid, she sat down on the ground with a "baa", covered her face with her hands, and howled ghostly: "Oh my god, what can I do?" Terrible, my face, I can be disfigured..."
Following Fang Ke's mother's howling, the door of Teacher Sun's house was opened first, and Teacher Sun's voice was heard; "What's the matter, what's the matter?"
Then, I heard a lot of doors opening in the corridor, and someone ran downstairs, and I threw the bottle away a long time ago, and ran to the back of a small shop, listening to the movement inside.
"Fang Ke's mother, why are you sitting on the floor? What's wrong with you?" This was Teacher Sun's anxious cry.
"Oh my god, I can't live anymore. I've been doused with sulfuric acid. How can I see people? My mother... Hey, why doesn't it hurt!" The sound of the ground, I couldn't help covering my mouth and laughing, my stomach hurts from laughing.
"Sulfuric acid? You don't look burned on your face either!" It was an unfamiliar voice.
"Hey, what does it smell like? It's so loud!" Another voice came from another person.
"It seems to be peeing, right? Fang Ke's mother, what's wrong with you?" Teacher Sun's voice, but it should be said by covering her nose.
"Piss?" Fang Ke's voice screamed, but then Fang Ke's mother yelled loudly: "I, Cao Nima, a little bastard, you have a mother or not... ·”
I don't know what she scolded at the back, because I have already left with a smile, joking, I don't listen to what she scolded me, I don't hear it and I don't feel upset, but I'm also scolding him in my heart Mom: "Stupid girl, I showed mercy to you today, this nima is my child's urine, it's cheap for you, next time I will really pour sulfuric acid on you!"
Back at No. [-] Middle School, he still jumped over the wall and walked into the dormitory building swaggeringly.
Walking into the dormitory, apart from Ai Hongwei who said he would live at home, Chen Wei and the others were all there, exchanging ideas on how to pick up girls, all with obscene expressions on their faces.
"Why did you go, you don't need to pick up girls, why did you come back so late?" Chen Wei asked when he saw me.
"Haha, it's so fucking enjoyable!" Chen Wei asked, I couldn't hold back, and laughed again, making Chen Wei and the others roll their eyes at me.
"Aren't you sick?" Wang Shangfei walked up to me and even touched my forehead.
"You're the one who is sick!" Slapped Wang Shangfei's hand off and said, "It's so fucking funny. Guess who I met today?"
"Crap! We don't know who you can see, so tell me quickly." Wang Xin said.
So I vividly told the process of spilling the piss on Fang Ke, and when I finished speaking, Chen Wei and the others were also amused and laughed, and they were really relieved.
When everyone finished laughing, Chen Wei suddenly frowned and asked me: "By the way, why did you go to the building for nothing? Don't tell me, you just went there to smoke. You are a teacher, you are courting death!"
As soon as Chen Wei finished speaking, everyone in the room began to look at me in surprise, but I was stunned for a moment, and my mood also followed the elation and depression just now and returned to loss and regret.
"What's the matter, look at you, is something wrong?" After all, Chen Wei is older than us, and immediately noticed that my expression was wrong.
"Well, I said it, can you keep it a secret for me, especially don't let the second child know?" I looked at Chen Wei and the others and said, in fact, I really want to say this, maybe it will make me feel better. .
Hearing what I said, Chen Wei and the others all showed solemn expressions on their faces. They knew that what Ai Hongwei was not allowed to know was more or less related to Ding Shuang.
"I...I'm here with Ding Shuang tonight..."
"I'm Cao! You don't really come together with Xiaoba, right? What about Shen Yue, what about the second child, it's over, it's messed up, it's time to mess up the world!" I haven't said yet When it was over, the fat pier started yelling.
"Shut up and let Jiu'er finish talking!" Chen Wei yelled at Chubby, and then said to me with a serious expression: "Go on!" It seems that Chen Wei and the others should be like this Thinking about it, I thought I was with Ding Shuang.
I thought about it, and told Chen Wei and the others everything I said to Ding Shuang all night.
After I finished speaking, Chen Wei and the others looked at me straight in the eye, and no one said a word. For a while, the room was terribly quiet. Do they still want to beat me up?
"That... You guys are talking, did I do something wrong?" I asked in a low voice.
"If you want me to say, Jiu'er, you did the right thing. That's the way it is. You already have Shen Yue. The second child likes Xiao Ba, so they should be together. This is called fat water not flowing Outsider Tian!" Fat Duner was the first to shout again.
Chen Wei looked at Fat Duner and didn't say anything about him. He lit a cigarette, took a puff, and said: "Actually, we all hope that the second child can have a good relationship with the eighth child, but it's a matter of dating." Well, it has to be your love and my wish, it has to be two-sided, this little Ba has always liked you Jiu Er, everyone knows this in his heart, but you insist on telling her this, this is because you are too careless , even if you tell us, let us go and match up with Xiaoba, now, it seems that you and Xiaoba can't ease up!"
"Ah? Then how awkward it will be in the future!" I couldn't help but lamented, regretting to death in my heart, I really hope there is no regret medicine sold, my mother bought a big bag and chewed it like peanuts.
"Fuck! You still feel awkward, and you don't think about us. We are so awkward being caught between you guys. We have to be careful when we talk!" Chen Yang shouted again at this time.
"I don't want to!" I sat down on the bed helplessly.
"Come on, it's the same if you want to or not. What else can I do? Let's see. I'll talk to Xiaoba sometime." Chen Wei threw the cigarette butt away, and gave me a blank look: "Damn, what the hell are you doing?" It's just a kind of love, but it makes a lot of trouble, how good it is like me, only giving passion, not emotion!"
I don't dare to say anything, Chen Wei is really like this, he is not a virgin for a long time, when he meets a little sister, he will have sex with her, and after sex, he will change again in a few days, and he doesn't know about those little girls They all fell in love with Chen Wei, who looked like a middle-aged uncle.
"Go to sleep. When I mention Fang Ke's mother, I remembered that Haozi and his wife don't know what's going on. Fang Ke is about to graduate, and he must be dealt with before he graduates!" Chen Wei yelled again, and we all climbed into our beds.
But I couldn't fall asleep no matter what. Even after the lights were turned off, Chen Wei and the others fell into a dream. I was still staring at the ceiling with my eyes open, thinking wildly in my mind. Although I didn't want to think about it, Ding Shuang , Shen Yue, and Ai Hongwei are always lingering in my mind, and I can't shake them away.
Also, the fat pier snored like thunder, and I couldn't sleep anymore.
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