Jagged city
Chapter 11
Chapter 11 Blood overflows
"Wow, that bear is so hairy!" Ouyang Qing yelled over there, and Lin Tao immediately defined Ouyang Qing as a beauty with big breasts and no brains, "Idiot girl, if you have no hair, you can still be called a bear, then you can't be a hairless bear." ", Lin Tao shouted, but regretted it after finishing speaking. ┏_ ┓
"You're even more idiot." Ouyang Qing shot back, Dong Mei looked at poor Lin Tao and even smiled embarrassedly.
Now I don't know where the two teachers went to make out, and they left the three of them in the zoo to graze sheep.In line with the principle that good men don't fight women, Lin Tao had no choice but to endure it.The three of them came to Monkey Mountain again. The monkey jumping up and down attracted the attention of the audience, and there was an unscrupulous uncle who threw cigarette butts to the monkey. The little monkey coughed and grinned at him. The monkey lay on top of a little monkey and moved its body, which caused a lot of whistles. Several young women spat a few times, turned and walked away.
"Brother Lin, what is that monkey doing?" Dong Mei, a curious baby, asked.Lin Tao said embarrassingly: "This is not suitable for children. When you grow up, you will know when you marry someone."
"Are you good or bad, Brother Lin?" Dong Mei was not stupid and understood immediately after hearing it, her face was as red as an apple, she turned and ran away, but she met Ouyang Qing who was not far away. She must have thought that Lin Tao was plotting against the little girl .Lin Tao said in his heart, it's hard to be a good person.The reason why she is called Little Girl Knowing Mei is because she has skipped a grade in both elementary and middle school, plus she started school early, so she is only 15 years old this year.Lin Tao secretly lamented that the flowers of the motherland have been overwhelmed by heavy study and don't know anything. Now there must be someone blowing up condoms as balloons.At this time, Lin Tao saw a foreigner spit out chewing gum on the ground, and said "ohmygod", and then put his arms around a beautiful woman and watched the monkey fuck intently.
Lin Tao suddenly laughed out loud, he couldn't laugh anymore, because he remembered a very funny, very funny joke:
One day, an American youth saw an Asian youth asking, "Are you Japanese?" and handed him a piece of chewing gum in a friendly manner.
"No, I'm Chinese, I don't eat chewing gum, thank you," said the Chinese youth.
"You Chinese are always very conservative. Do you know that we in the United States sell recycled chewing gum to China in sets?" the American youth said proudly.
"That's okay, we Chinese make recycled condoms into chewing gum and sell them to the United States," the Chinese youth said and left.
"oh my god—"
"Hahaha"
Lin Tao's laughter attracted countless surprised eyes, "Everyone come and see the idiot"
"oh my god—"
Lin Tao laughed even harder when he heard that, and walked towards the two girls, clutching his stomach.
Ouyang Qing immediately pulled Dong Mei away, for fear that others would know that they and Lin Tao were together.
At four o'clock in the afternoon, Teacher Xiao Mao took them to watch the list. Lin Tao's name was ranked in the first prize, and the big golden characters were very conspicuous.Ouyang Qing and Dong Mei were ranked in the second prize, Ouyang Qing's face became ugly.
"Ohmygod, Lin Tao, you are the first prize. Tomorrow we have to accompany you to the TV station." The beautiful teacher Zhao Qian jumped up happily. She is clearly a little girl. It is hard to believe that she is a teacher.
"Haha - I can't do it, please - haha - don't say in front of me: ohmygod"
"Idiot, you've been laughing all afternoon. Don't say I'm your classmate when you get to the TV station." Ouyang Qing dragged Dong Mei away again, with a three-point jealousy in his expression, and of course more admiration. She didn't think of Lin Tao. It was shortlisted for the first prize.
"Why kid laughing, why can't I tell?" Zhao Qian asked, and Teacher Xiao Mao also looked curious.
"Must talk"
"I have to talk," Teacher Xiao Mao followed suit.Lin Tao talked about the situation of seeing foreigners in the zoo and the jokes he remembered. As a result, Teacher Xiao Mao burst into tears, and Zhao Qian also laughed so that her branches trembled.
"Stinky boy, I have to tell you—don't run, brat." Seeing Lin Tao running towards the gate, Zhao Qian came to her senses.The two girls in the car didn't know what Lin Tao said to make the two teachers laugh like that. Dong Mei looked at Lin Tao who got into the car with admiration.
"Brother Lin, what did you say, it's so funny"
"Not suitable for children", Lin Tao looked helplessly at this curious baby.
"Cut..." Ouyang Qing dismissed it, raised her eyebrows and looked out the window.
"Stinky boy, if you don't make it to the top three tomorrow, let's see how I deal with you when I go back," the beautiful teacher threatened, and then she lay down in front and laughed again, shrugging her shoulders.
"Hey, am I really a bad boy? Even the teacher has never heard such a common joke. I don't know if Zhenai can develop into a teacher like this in the future." Lin Tao thought as he looked at the beautiful teacher's exquisite body.
The English oral competition was broadcast live on TV on Sunday. The ten contestants performed wonderfully in the question-and-answer challenge, and they did not give in to each other. The topic is "Youth and Love"
Lin Tao talked eloquently and quoted Xu Zhimo's "Farewell to Cambridge":
"I leave gently, just as I came lightly, I waved my sleeves lightly, without taking a single cloud-"
Lin Tao's speech resonated, and even the foreigners couldn't stop nodding, and the judges gave Lin Tao the highest score.Lin Tao won No.1 without any dispute. The chief referee made a final summary comment, and then the host began to introduce the leaders to present the awards, holding the [-] bonus from the deputy mayor in his hand. Lin Tao is so beautiful, for the deputy mayor Chang earnestly taught, kept nodding, and waved to the fans present.
After the stage, Lin Tao and the English teacher were interviewed by reporters from the Education Channel and the News Department. Teacher Zhao attributed Lin Tao's achievements to the school and his personal efforts, and introduced the key high schools in Xu County. Principal Mao and the leaders couldn't help nodding and smiling.It seems that the beautiful teacher was pointed out by the principal yesterday, otherwise how could she accept the interview so smoothly.
"I think Teacher Zhao is very talented. It's no problem to be rated as a senior. When I come back to school, there should be a commendation meeting. Are those two girls not bad? They won the second prize, and each of them will be given another [-] scholarships. Yes, you must be sure." Don’t lead students’ interests to English, don’t be biased.”
"Yes, I'll prepare right away." The director of the Academic Affairs Office quickly wrote down the principal's instructions.
According to the principal's instructions, the four teachers and students will come back directly in the afternoon, and the school leaders will hold a small celebration banquet for them.The four of them came back non-stop and arrived at the Hongbin Building. The principal and vice principal, the secretary, and the director of the Academic Affairs Office were all there. The three students accepted the leaders' praise and teaching in an orderly manner.The beautiful teacher was the happiest, toasting the future father-in-law and the leaders frequently.This kind of scene is really not suitable for the three students. After hastily ordering food, the three left under the instruction of the teacher. Before leaving, the teacher asked them to prepare the speech for tomorrow, especially Lin Tao who was the focus of attention.
When Lin Tao returned home, he didn't see his father. It seemed that the celebration wine promised by his father had long been forgotten. Of course, Lin Tao had already gotten used to it and would not complain about his father.Turning on the computer, Lin Tao hurriedly reported the recent situation to Jin Zhenai, because Lin Tao hadn't told her about his apprenticeship.
"What, an eminent monk who has attained the Tao accepted you as an apprentice, lived in seclusion in the mountains, the kind of eminent monk who is deeply burdened with peerless martial arts?" The little girl in the video was short of breath, her face was flushed, and she was obviously also a fan of martial arts.But Lin Tao was staring at it, Jin Zhenai was half-covered, wondering if it was intentional to seduce Lin Tao, Jin Zhenai had just come out of the bath, her hair was wet on her smooth shoulders, her chest was heaving due to shortness of breath, and she was about to come out trend.Lin Tao swallowed while talking, his mouth was dry, and he looked like a pig, but Jin Zhenai was obviously attracted by Lin Tao's portrayal of the old monk, and seemed not to pay attention to Lin Tao's expression, but moved his body closer to the video, letting Lin Tao The heartbeat continued to increase.When Lin Tao talked about the funny thing about his apprenticeship and the master's teaching of the Nine Suns Divine Art, Jin Zhenai couldn't help laughing, and rolled on the bed clutching his stomach. His snow-white thighs and elastic pp came into his eyes. Xiao Nei's temptation immediately spurted two streams of heat from Lin Tao's nose.
"Why is your nose bleeding?" After laughing for a while, Jin Zhenai sat up and saw Lin Tao wiping his nose with a facial tissue.
"It's too hot, there's nothing I can do. Is it better if you have full blood?" Lin Tao said in a concealed manner.
"It's fine, by the way, how is your English test?"
"It will definitely give you a good face, not only won the first place, but also received a scholarship of 5000 yuan." Lin Tao said proudly, and took out the envelope with half a dollar of money exposed from his backpack and shook it.
"Okay, after I finish my college entrance examination, I will come to Xu County to see you, and I will kill you very hard." Jin Zhenai made a gesture of wiping her neck.
"No problem, just come, when the time comes—hehe, there is no one in the area, so I can do whatever I want." Lin Tao showed a picture of Brother Pig, and stuck out his tongue disgustingly.
"I'm so scared, hmph, I'll beat you until you can't take care of yourself." Jin Zhenai shook her fist.
"What—it's really red on the top of the crane, needles on the back of the hornet's tail, the most poisonous thing can't beat a woman's heart!——hehe, you won't eat my tofu while taking a bath, but it's not bad to play with a mandarin duck "
The beauty on the opposite side of the "rogue" blushed, obviously thinking of that voluptuous scene.
"Little Nizi, is she yearning for spring, let my brother love you well?" Brother Zhu chased after the victory.
"Yeah, so exquisite"
"What——" Lin Tao covered his body subconsciously, only to find that he was slapped again, a grimace appeared on the screen, Jin Zhenai had already logged off, and Lin Tao's angry roar could not be heard at all.
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"Wow, that bear is so hairy!" Ouyang Qing yelled over there, and Lin Tao immediately defined Ouyang Qing as a beauty with big breasts and no brains, "Idiot girl, if you have no hair, you can still be called a bear, then you can't be a hairless bear." ", Lin Tao shouted, but regretted it after finishing speaking. ┏_ ┓
"You're even more idiot." Ouyang Qing shot back, Dong Mei looked at poor Lin Tao and even smiled embarrassedly.
Now I don't know where the two teachers went to make out, and they left the three of them in the zoo to graze sheep.In line with the principle that good men don't fight women, Lin Tao had no choice but to endure it.The three of them came to Monkey Mountain again. The monkey jumping up and down attracted the attention of the audience, and there was an unscrupulous uncle who threw cigarette butts to the monkey. The little monkey coughed and grinned at him. The monkey lay on top of a little monkey and moved its body, which caused a lot of whistles. Several young women spat a few times, turned and walked away.
"Brother Lin, what is that monkey doing?" Dong Mei, a curious baby, asked.Lin Tao said embarrassingly: "This is not suitable for children. When you grow up, you will know when you marry someone."
"Are you good or bad, Brother Lin?" Dong Mei was not stupid and understood immediately after hearing it, her face was as red as an apple, she turned and ran away, but she met Ouyang Qing who was not far away. She must have thought that Lin Tao was plotting against the little girl .Lin Tao said in his heart, it's hard to be a good person.The reason why she is called Little Girl Knowing Mei is because she has skipped a grade in both elementary and middle school, plus she started school early, so she is only 15 years old this year.Lin Tao secretly lamented that the flowers of the motherland have been overwhelmed by heavy study and don't know anything. Now there must be someone blowing up condoms as balloons.At this time, Lin Tao saw a foreigner spit out chewing gum on the ground, and said "ohmygod", and then put his arms around a beautiful woman and watched the monkey fuck intently.
Lin Tao suddenly laughed out loud, he couldn't laugh anymore, because he remembered a very funny, very funny joke:
One day, an American youth saw an Asian youth asking, "Are you Japanese?" and handed him a piece of chewing gum in a friendly manner.
"No, I'm Chinese, I don't eat chewing gum, thank you," said the Chinese youth.
"You Chinese are always very conservative. Do you know that we in the United States sell recycled chewing gum to China in sets?" the American youth said proudly.
"That's okay, we Chinese make recycled condoms into chewing gum and sell them to the United States," the Chinese youth said and left.
"oh my god—"
"Hahaha"
Lin Tao's laughter attracted countless surprised eyes, "Everyone come and see the idiot"
"oh my god—"
Lin Tao laughed even harder when he heard that, and walked towards the two girls, clutching his stomach.
Ouyang Qing immediately pulled Dong Mei away, for fear that others would know that they and Lin Tao were together.
At four o'clock in the afternoon, Teacher Xiao Mao took them to watch the list. Lin Tao's name was ranked in the first prize, and the big golden characters were very conspicuous.Ouyang Qing and Dong Mei were ranked in the second prize, Ouyang Qing's face became ugly.
"Ohmygod, Lin Tao, you are the first prize. Tomorrow we have to accompany you to the TV station." The beautiful teacher Zhao Qian jumped up happily. She is clearly a little girl. It is hard to believe that she is a teacher.
"Haha - I can't do it, please - haha - don't say in front of me: ohmygod"
"Idiot, you've been laughing all afternoon. Don't say I'm your classmate when you get to the TV station." Ouyang Qing dragged Dong Mei away again, with a three-point jealousy in his expression, and of course more admiration. She didn't think of Lin Tao. It was shortlisted for the first prize.
"Why kid laughing, why can't I tell?" Zhao Qian asked, and Teacher Xiao Mao also looked curious.
"Must talk"
"I have to talk," Teacher Xiao Mao followed suit.Lin Tao talked about the situation of seeing foreigners in the zoo and the jokes he remembered. As a result, Teacher Xiao Mao burst into tears, and Zhao Qian also laughed so that her branches trembled.
"Stinky boy, I have to tell you—don't run, brat." Seeing Lin Tao running towards the gate, Zhao Qian came to her senses.The two girls in the car didn't know what Lin Tao said to make the two teachers laugh like that. Dong Mei looked at Lin Tao who got into the car with admiration.
"Brother Lin, what did you say, it's so funny"
"Not suitable for children", Lin Tao looked helplessly at this curious baby.
"Cut..." Ouyang Qing dismissed it, raised her eyebrows and looked out the window.
"Stinky boy, if you don't make it to the top three tomorrow, let's see how I deal with you when I go back," the beautiful teacher threatened, and then she lay down in front and laughed again, shrugging her shoulders.
"Hey, am I really a bad boy? Even the teacher has never heard such a common joke. I don't know if Zhenai can develop into a teacher like this in the future." Lin Tao thought as he looked at the beautiful teacher's exquisite body.
The English oral competition was broadcast live on TV on Sunday. The ten contestants performed wonderfully in the question-and-answer challenge, and they did not give in to each other. The topic is "Youth and Love"
Lin Tao talked eloquently and quoted Xu Zhimo's "Farewell to Cambridge":
"I leave gently, just as I came lightly, I waved my sleeves lightly, without taking a single cloud-"
Lin Tao's speech resonated, and even the foreigners couldn't stop nodding, and the judges gave Lin Tao the highest score.Lin Tao won No.1 without any dispute. The chief referee made a final summary comment, and then the host began to introduce the leaders to present the awards, holding the [-] bonus from the deputy mayor in his hand. Lin Tao is so beautiful, for the deputy mayor Chang earnestly taught, kept nodding, and waved to the fans present.
After the stage, Lin Tao and the English teacher were interviewed by reporters from the Education Channel and the News Department. Teacher Zhao attributed Lin Tao's achievements to the school and his personal efforts, and introduced the key high schools in Xu County. Principal Mao and the leaders couldn't help nodding and smiling.It seems that the beautiful teacher was pointed out by the principal yesterday, otherwise how could she accept the interview so smoothly.
"I think Teacher Zhao is very talented. It's no problem to be rated as a senior. When I come back to school, there should be a commendation meeting. Are those two girls not bad? They won the second prize, and each of them will be given another [-] scholarships. Yes, you must be sure." Don’t lead students’ interests to English, don’t be biased.”
"Yes, I'll prepare right away." The director of the Academic Affairs Office quickly wrote down the principal's instructions.
According to the principal's instructions, the four teachers and students will come back directly in the afternoon, and the school leaders will hold a small celebration banquet for them.The four of them came back non-stop and arrived at the Hongbin Building. The principal and vice principal, the secretary, and the director of the Academic Affairs Office were all there. The three students accepted the leaders' praise and teaching in an orderly manner.The beautiful teacher was the happiest, toasting the future father-in-law and the leaders frequently.This kind of scene is really not suitable for the three students. After hastily ordering food, the three left under the instruction of the teacher. Before leaving, the teacher asked them to prepare the speech for tomorrow, especially Lin Tao who was the focus of attention.
When Lin Tao returned home, he didn't see his father. It seemed that the celebration wine promised by his father had long been forgotten. Of course, Lin Tao had already gotten used to it and would not complain about his father.Turning on the computer, Lin Tao hurriedly reported the recent situation to Jin Zhenai, because Lin Tao hadn't told her about his apprenticeship.
"What, an eminent monk who has attained the Tao accepted you as an apprentice, lived in seclusion in the mountains, the kind of eminent monk who is deeply burdened with peerless martial arts?" The little girl in the video was short of breath, her face was flushed, and she was obviously also a fan of martial arts.But Lin Tao was staring at it, Jin Zhenai was half-covered, wondering if it was intentional to seduce Lin Tao, Jin Zhenai had just come out of the bath, her hair was wet on her smooth shoulders, her chest was heaving due to shortness of breath, and she was about to come out trend.Lin Tao swallowed while talking, his mouth was dry, and he looked like a pig, but Jin Zhenai was obviously attracted by Lin Tao's portrayal of the old monk, and seemed not to pay attention to Lin Tao's expression, but moved his body closer to the video, letting Lin Tao The heartbeat continued to increase.When Lin Tao talked about the funny thing about his apprenticeship and the master's teaching of the Nine Suns Divine Art, Jin Zhenai couldn't help laughing, and rolled on the bed clutching his stomach. His snow-white thighs and elastic pp came into his eyes. Xiao Nei's temptation immediately spurted two streams of heat from Lin Tao's nose.
"Why is your nose bleeding?" After laughing for a while, Jin Zhenai sat up and saw Lin Tao wiping his nose with a facial tissue.
"It's too hot, there's nothing I can do. Is it better if you have full blood?" Lin Tao said in a concealed manner.
"It's fine, by the way, how is your English test?"
"It will definitely give you a good face, not only won the first place, but also received a scholarship of 5000 yuan." Lin Tao said proudly, and took out the envelope with half a dollar of money exposed from his backpack and shook it.
"Okay, after I finish my college entrance examination, I will come to Xu County to see you, and I will kill you very hard." Jin Zhenai made a gesture of wiping her neck.
"No problem, just come, when the time comes—hehe, there is no one in the area, so I can do whatever I want." Lin Tao showed a picture of Brother Pig, and stuck out his tongue disgustingly.
"I'm so scared, hmph, I'll beat you until you can't take care of yourself." Jin Zhenai shook her fist.
"What—it's really red on the top of the crane, needles on the back of the hornet's tail, the most poisonous thing can't beat a woman's heart!——hehe, you won't eat my tofu while taking a bath, but it's not bad to play with a mandarin duck "
The beauty on the opposite side of the "rogue" blushed, obviously thinking of that voluptuous scene.
"Little Nizi, is she yearning for spring, let my brother love you well?" Brother Zhu chased after the victory.
"Yeah, so exquisite"
"What——" Lin Tao covered his body subconsciously, only to find that he was slapped again, a grimace appeared on the screen, Jin Zhenai had already logged off, and Lin Tao's angry roar could not be heard at all.
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