Jagged city
Chapter 303 The Brave Jared
Jagged City - Chapter [-] The Brave Jared
Lin Tao stayed in the capital of country G in Africa for a week, and then led the troops to the border with the ** team. ▏中㊣ ▏
After arriving at the border, General Jared, commander of the border guards, warmly welcomed Lin Tao and his party.The military officers of the border guards also looked curiously at the hundreds of Orientals wearing the same military uniform.These yellow-skinned, black-eyed, black-haired orientals are not very tall, but everyone is very energetic, and they walk with neat steps and meticulousness.
"Hey man, are these Japanese? Japanese pornstars are good, but Japanese guy dicks are so delicate, they're like meat compared to ours." A black dude obviously watches Japanese porn a lot.
"Maybe they are Koreans. They all look similar and speak the same way. I saw Japanese and Korean businessmen in the capital last year, and they were all arrogant. Hmph, apart from having more money than us, what else is there to compare with?" .Damn, why don’t you come to some Japanese girls to make the old men feel good. Brother, let me tell you, Japanese girls are absolutely delicious, and they are willing to cooperate with any posture. After the war, I invite you to spend in the capital once. Japanese women are very tender—"
"Shut up both of you. They're not Japanese, and they're not Korean."
"Major? Then who are they?" Several soldiers asked in confusion.
"Chinese soldiers, special forces." The major said in a low voice.
"Chinese—Bruce Lee—Kung Fu?" These soldiers all knew Bruce Lee. It seems that Bruce Lee's influence on foreigners was not ordinary.Although China is becoming stronger and more modern, foreigners, especially Africans, still lack understanding of Chinese people.Not to mention, some European and American organizations vilify China's propaganda.Occasionally, I make a documentary about China, and I always shoot the poorest corners of China, places that even Chinese people generally don’t know.The euphemistic name is realism.
In fact, there are some impoverished mountainous areas in inland China. The main reason is that the transportation is inconvenient. People live sparsely in the mountains, the land is barren, and the commerce and trade are even less developed.Some children have problems going to school, and some of them wear tattered clothes.The reason why these people are poor is that they live in remote mountains, and they live scattered, making it difficult to support development.If it weren't for these people's difficulty in leaving their homeland, if they were moved out and resettled in a centralized manner, I believe that there would not be so many poor people in China.A town in a mountainous area has a population of less than [-], and the government has to spend tens of millions to build roads, not to mention other subsidies. The input and output are not directly proportional.Foreigners love to find such places when they shoot some Chinese films.Some foreign idiots who watch movies think that it is the status quo of Chinese people's life.Foreign idiots look at the original features of the real aboriginal Indians in American movies from the perspective of appreciation, not poverty.This is the double look of fools.Especially now, people who talk about Bruce Lee whenever they see Chinese people are basically [-] people, and they don't read international news. China's foreign exchange reserves are the largest in the world.Also look no further than the Bird's Nest, which is a world-class stadium.Also don't look at Tiangong-[-], which is the outer sky docking.There are ignorant people everywhere.
Lin Tao and Border Commander Jared walked side by side, chatting and laughing, and heard the discussions on both sides clearly in his ears, and couldn't help scolding stupid in his heart.
Enter the headquarters camp tent.The host and guest are seated separately.Africa is in the tropics, and it’s hot. It’s basking near the equator. I don’t think it’s black. Although Lin Tao has internal strength, he still feels the sun is hot.There is no air conditioning in the tent, but there are a few humming ceiling fans.Flies in groups of twos and threes, asking about exotic tastes, also came over to try something new.But these flies could fly close to Lin Tao, but they couldn't land on Lin Tao. The flies were very depressed. A big fly landed on Jared's hat, and looked at Lin Tao unwillingly.
"General Lin, I'm very sorry, the conditions here are a little rough. Fortunately, there is a refrigerator, so you can drink some cool drinks." Jared said with a smile.
"It doesn't matter, this is the true nature of a soldier. If you live in a magnificent palace, I don't believe that you will be a general who kills the world." Lin Tao took a bottle of iced Coke and said.
Jared laughed, obviously satisfied with Lin Tao's praise.I feel that this young Chinese general is very good.
"Although the conditions here are a little rough, there is no shortage of delicious wine and barbecue. The camp behind is preparing a welcome dinner. Let's go over and let everyone get to know each other. I believe that our future cooperation will be pleasant and we will forge a deep bond." Friendship." Jared said grandly.
Lin Tao also had a good initial impression of Jared, picked up the Coke and said, "Cheers to friendship!"
"Cheers to friendship!"
The two walked out of the tent again side by side and rushed to the camp behind.
There is little smoke in the camp, the red flames, the squeaking barbecue, and the aroma of the camp.Rows of Chinese and Colombian soldiers made the whole scene very lively.And the Colombian soldiers were singing a song, which sounded very cheerful, as if they were welcoming friends.
On the edge of the field, there were more than a dozen wooden stakes, with animal skulls hanging on them, with dark red blood stains on them, which looked like some ancient customs. Those skulls looked like cows with horns, Lin Tao saw them. There are sheep, deer, and a few hornless ones. I don't know what animals these skulls are.
"General Lin, I guess you haven't eaten these African game!" Jared and Lin Tao sat together at a table made of long planks.
"Hehe, I really don't know the name."
Jared said flirtatiously: "That big guy is an African bison, that one is a horned deer, that one is a gazelle, that one is an African lion—hehe, these animals were all strayed into the camp or left behind, not intentionally killed. "
Lin Tao didn't care about this lame explanation, nor was Lin Tao a wildlife conservationist.Besides, this is a foreign country, so why not try wild game and beat teeth for a festival!
All these barbecues would weigh three to four thousand catties, which sounds staggering, but if it was distributed to thousands of soldiers, it would seem less. Naturally, the hundreds of soldiers who participated in the dinner would eat as much as they wanted, and the other soldiers were also the headquarters. The nearby garrison can taste the taste, which is also the first thing to do near the water.
There are two types of drinks on the table, one is imported foreign wine, and the other is fruit wine brewed by local people. It tastes sweet and sour, but not strong. It goes well with this barbecue.As the so-called courteous reciprocity, Lin Tao waved his hand and asked someone to bring boxes of Moutai and Wuliangye.Jared took a sip of Wuliangye, smacked his lips and said, "It's strong enough and tastes good. It's suitable for pure drinking."
Soon, two soldiers brought barbecue meat, and Jared introduced: "This is the best taste of lion's neck meat, and this is the taste of deer lips—"
Lin Tao had a knife in one hand and a fork in the other, and moved unceremoniously. Jared slowly sawed the barbecue with the knife, very gentlemanly, and saw Lin Tao pressing the barbecue with the fork in one hand, and scratching with the knife in the other, as if cutting with a knife. A paper knife is like cutting paper, dividing a piece of steak that weighs more than one catty into 32 equal parts in the blink of an eye.Then he sent the sliced meat to his mouth with a fork very elegantly and quickly, and listened to Jared's introduction with more interest.
Jared was a little surprised, looked at Lin Tao's table knife on the table, and thought, his knife is faster than mine, so why did I have to work so hard.
"Major General Lin's knife skills are good. Actually, I'm not used to using this small knife. It's still convenient to use this." Jared pulled out a gleaming dagger from his lap, quickly divided the steak into eight large pieces, and then directly stabbed the steak with the dagger. eat.
Looking at Jared's heroic appearance, Lin Tao said with a smile: "Our ancient Chinese soldiers paid attention to eating meat with big mouthfuls and drinking in big bowls. That's how we look heroic."
"Actually, for our ancient tribe, the best way to welcome guests is to drink fresh deer blood. I was afraid that Major General Lin would not be used to it, so he didn't come." Jared said more boldly.
Lin Tao said: "Do as the Romans do!"
Jared laughed and waved. A school officer led two small soldiers down. After a while, he picked up a fawn, rinsed the fawn's neck with a bucket of cold water a few times, and then put a large basin on the ground. One was holding the deer, and the other was holding his head. The school officer cut open the deer's carotid artery, and the blood spurted out immediately and fell into the large basin on the ground.At this time, the Colombian soldiers in the camp began to scream, like primitive tribes.The school officer took out two large bowls of fresh deer blood and sent them to Jared and Lin Tao.Seeing the bright red blood and the pungent smell of blood, Lin Tao cursed himself inwardly, damn it, this is the end of playing stupid.With a smile on Lin Tao's face, he clinked the bowl with the heroic Jared, and brought it to his mouth. Watching Jared gulp down the bowl, Lin Tao held his breath, and his brother was willing to go all out.Lin Tao drank a large bowl of deer blood in one gulp.
"Haha, good job, let's drink." Jared wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, and picked up the glass again. Lin Tao drank it down in one gulp, suppressing the smell of blood rushing up.At this moment, the stomach is warm and feels very comfortable.Lin Taoxin said, it seems that the deer's hard work is indeed a great tonic.
After Lin Tao finished drinking, he quickly forked a few pieces of fragrant barbecue and put them in his mouth. It took a long time before he suppressed the smell of blood.Speaking of which, this barbecue is really good, with honey, special spices, and fruit wine spread on it.The outside is charred and the inside is tender, and it tastes very refreshing. Jared is a tall African man with a big mouth and a good appetite. Usually, the amount of food for two people is enough.Eating barbecue meat is usually about five catties.But today Jared met a master.Five points of barbecue in a row, a full six catties have been eaten, and Jared is a little full.But seeing Lin Tao chatting and laughing happily, it seems that he still has more to say.When this friend comes, he must have enough wine and meat. How can he make the guests half full, so he continues to serve meat.Although Jared was already full, he had to eat with Lin Tao.Lin Tao ate African wild game once in a while, and of course he had to eat everything, but he didn't see Jared's slightly painful expression.
That night, Jared had to ask the medical officer to prescribe an emetic, and hung up a bottle of intravenous drip. He didn't go to sleep until midnight.Jared said in his heart that eating meat is also a kind of pain. Unexpectedly, Jared, I am still not as bold as that frail oriental man!Seeing that people eat ten catties of meat and drink three to five catties of wine, they are twice as much as me!
Lin Tao stayed in the capital of country G in Africa for a week, and then led the troops to the border with the ** team. ▏中㊣ ▏
After arriving at the border, General Jared, commander of the border guards, warmly welcomed Lin Tao and his party.The military officers of the border guards also looked curiously at the hundreds of Orientals wearing the same military uniform.These yellow-skinned, black-eyed, black-haired orientals are not very tall, but everyone is very energetic, and they walk with neat steps and meticulousness.
"Hey man, are these Japanese? Japanese pornstars are good, but Japanese guy dicks are so delicate, they're like meat compared to ours." A black dude obviously watches Japanese porn a lot.
"Maybe they are Koreans. They all look similar and speak the same way. I saw Japanese and Korean businessmen in the capital last year, and they were all arrogant. Hmph, apart from having more money than us, what else is there to compare with?" .Damn, why don’t you come to some Japanese girls to make the old men feel good. Brother, let me tell you, Japanese girls are absolutely delicious, and they are willing to cooperate with any posture. After the war, I invite you to spend in the capital once. Japanese women are very tender—"
"Shut up both of you. They're not Japanese, and they're not Korean."
"Major? Then who are they?" Several soldiers asked in confusion.
"Chinese soldiers, special forces." The major said in a low voice.
"Chinese—Bruce Lee—Kung Fu?" These soldiers all knew Bruce Lee. It seems that Bruce Lee's influence on foreigners was not ordinary.Although China is becoming stronger and more modern, foreigners, especially Africans, still lack understanding of Chinese people.Not to mention, some European and American organizations vilify China's propaganda.Occasionally, I make a documentary about China, and I always shoot the poorest corners of China, places that even Chinese people generally don’t know.The euphemistic name is realism.
In fact, there are some impoverished mountainous areas in inland China. The main reason is that the transportation is inconvenient. People live sparsely in the mountains, the land is barren, and the commerce and trade are even less developed.Some children have problems going to school, and some of them wear tattered clothes.The reason why these people are poor is that they live in remote mountains, and they live scattered, making it difficult to support development.If it weren't for these people's difficulty in leaving their homeland, if they were moved out and resettled in a centralized manner, I believe that there would not be so many poor people in China.A town in a mountainous area has a population of less than [-], and the government has to spend tens of millions to build roads, not to mention other subsidies. The input and output are not directly proportional.Foreigners love to find such places when they shoot some Chinese films.Some foreign idiots who watch movies think that it is the status quo of Chinese people's life.Foreign idiots look at the original features of the real aboriginal Indians in American movies from the perspective of appreciation, not poverty.This is the double look of fools.Especially now, people who talk about Bruce Lee whenever they see Chinese people are basically [-] people, and they don't read international news. China's foreign exchange reserves are the largest in the world.Also look no further than the Bird's Nest, which is a world-class stadium.Also don't look at Tiangong-[-], which is the outer sky docking.There are ignorant people everywhere.
Lin Tao and Border Commander Jared walked side by side, chatting and laughing, and heard the discussions on both sides clearly in his ears, and couldn't help scolding stupid in his heart.
Enter the headquarters camp tent.The host and guest are seated separately.Africa is in the tropics, and it’s hot. It’s basking near the equator. I don’t think it’s black. Although Lin Tao has internal strength, he still feels the sun is hot.There is no air conditioning in the tent, but there are a few humming ceiling fans.Flies in groups of twos and threes, asking about exotic tastes, also came over to try something new.But these flies could fly close to Lin Tao, but they couldn't land on Lin Tao. The flies were very depressed. A big fly landed on Jared's hat, and looked at Lin Tao unwillingly.
"General Lin, I'm very sorry, the conditions here are a little rough. Fortunately, there is a refrigerator, so you can drink some cool drinks." Jared said with a smile.
"It doesn't matter, this is the true nature of a soldier. If you live in a magnificent palace, I don't believe that you will be a general who kills the world." Lin Tao took a bottle of iced Coke and said.
Jared laughed, obviously satisfied with Lin Tao's praise.I feel that this young Chinese general is very good.
"Although the conditions here are a little rough, there is no shortage of delicious wine and barbecue. The camp behind is preparing a welcome dinner. Let's go over and let everyone get to know each other. I believe that our future cooperation will be pleasant and we will forge a deep bond." Friendship." Jared said grandly.
Lin Tao also had a good initial impression of Jared, picked up the Coke and said, "Cheers to friendship!"
"Cheers to friendship!"
The two walked out of the tent again side by side and rushed to the camp behind.
There is little smoke in the camp, the red flames, the squeaking barbecue, and the aroma of the camp.Rows of Chinese and Colombian soldiers made the whole scene very lively.And the Colombian soldiers were singing a song, which sounded very cheerful, as if they were welcoming friends.
On the edge of the field, there were more than a dozen wooden stakes, with animal skulls hanging on them, with dark red blood stains on them, which looked like some ancient customs. Those skulls looked like cows with horns, Lin Tao saw them. There are sheep, deer, and a few hornless ones. I don't know what animals these skulls are.
"General Lin, I guess you haven't eaten these African game!" Jared and Lin Tao sat together at a table made of long planks.
"Hehe, I really don't know the name."
Jared said flirtatiously: "That big guy is an African bison, that one is a horned deer, that one is a gazelle, that one is an African lion—hehe, these animals were all strayed into the camp or left behind, not intentionally killed. "
Lin Tao didn't care about this lame explanation, nor was Lin Tao a wildlife conservationist.Besides, this is a foreign country, so why not try wild game and beat teeth for a festival!
All these barbecues would weigh three to four thousand catties, which sounds staggering, but if it was distributed to thousands of soldiers, it would seem less. Naturally, the hundreds of soldiers who participated in the dinner would eat as much as they wanted, and the other soldiers were also the headquarters. The nearby garrison can taste the taste, which is also the first thing to do near the water.
There are two types of drinks on the table, one is imported foreign wine, and the other is fruit wine brewed by local people. It tastes sweet and sour, but not strong. It goes well with this barbecue.As the so-called courteous reciprocity, Lin Tao waved his hand and asked someone to bring boxes of Moutai and Wuliangye.Jared took a sip of Wuliangye, smacked his lips and said, "It's strong enough and tastes good. It's suitable for pure drinking."
Soon, two soldiers brought barbecue meat, and Jared introduced: "This is the best taste of lion's neck meat, and this is the taste of deer lips—"
Lin Tao had a knife in one hand and a fork in the other, and moved unceremoniously. Jared slowly sawed the barbecue with the knife, very gentlemanly, and saw Lin Tao pressing the barbecue with the fork in one hand, and scratching with the knife in the other, as if cutting with a knife. A paper knife is like cutting paper, dividing a piece of steak that weighs more than one catty into 32 equal parts in the blink of an eye.Then he sent the sliced meat to his mouth with a fork very elegantly and quickly, and listened to Jared's introduction with more interest.
Jared was a little surprised, looked at Lin Tao's table knife on the table, and thought, his knife is faster than mine, so why did I have to work so hard.
"Major General Lin's knife skills are good. Actually, I'm not used to using this small knife. It's still convenient to use this." Jared pulled out a gleaming dagger from his lap, quickly divided the steak into eight large pieces, and then directly stabbed the steak with the dagger. eat.
Looking at Jared's heroic appearance, Lin Tao said with a smile: "Our ancient Chinese soldiers paid attention to eating meat with big mouthfuls and drinking in big bowls. That's how we look heroic."
"Actually, for our ancient tribe, the best way to welcome guests is to drink fresh deer blood. I was afraid that Major General Lin would not be used to it, so he didn't come." Jared said more boldly.
Lin Tao said: "Do as the Romans do!"
Jared laughed and waved. A school officer led two small soldiers down. After a while, he picked up a fawn, rinsed the fawn's neck with a bucket of cold water a few times, and then put a large basin on the ground. One was holding the deer, and the other was holding his head. The school officer cut open the deer's carotid artery, and the blood spurted out immediately and fell into the large basin on the ground.At this time, the Colombian soldiers in the camp began to scream, like primitive tribes.The school officer took out two large bowls of fresh deer blood and sent them to Jared and Lin Tao.Seeing the bright red blood and the pungent smell of blood, Lin Tao cursed himself inwardly, damn it, this is the end of playing stupid.With a smile on Lin Tao's face, he clinked the bowl with the heroic Jared, and brought it to his mouth. Watching Jared gulp down the bowl, Lin Tao held his breath, and his brother was willing to go all out.Lin Tao drank a large bowl of deer blood in one gulp.
"Haha, good job, let's drink." Jared wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, and picked up the glass again. Lin Tao drank it down in one gulp, suppressing the smell of blood rushing up.At this moment, the stomach is warm and feels very comfortable.Lin Taoxin said, it seems that the deer's hard work is indeed a great tonic.
After Lin Tao finished drinking, he quickly forked a few pieces of fragrant barbecue and put them in his mouth. It took a long time before he suppressed the smell of blood.Speaking of which, this barbecue is really good, with honey, special spices, and fruit wine spread on it.The outside is charred and the inside is tender, and it tastes very refreshing. Jared is a tall African man with a big mouth and a good appetite. Usually, the amount of food for two people is enough.Eating barbecue meat is usually about five catties.But today Jared met a master.Five points of barbecue in a row, a full six catties have been eaten, and Jared is a little full.But seeing Lin Tao chatting and laughing happily, it seems that he still has more to say.When this friend comes, he must have enough wine and meat. How can he make the guests half full, so he continues to serve meat.Although Jared was already full, he had to eat with Lin Tao.Lin Tao ate African wild game once in a while, and of course he had to eat everything, but he didn't see Jared's slightly painful expression.
That night, Jared had to ask the medical officer to prescribe an emetic, and hung up a bottle of intravenous drip. He didn't go to sleep until midnight.Jared said in his heart that eating meat is also a kind of pain. Unexpectedly, Jared, I am still not as bold as that frail oriental man!Seeing that people eat ten catties of meat and drink three to five catties of wine, they are twice as much as me!
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