Dragon Eater

Chapter [-] Bald Disaster Day

The second round of the plan started again. Every disciple of the Holy Snow Mountain sent a large amount of statues and gold to carry out the task. Believers, the third is the little fat man who is recruiting troops.As for Tang Yan, he has no free time either, and is now planning how to take down Meishan City.

If Fairy Mei was an ugly monster, Tang Yan would definitely use brutal means to force her to hand over Meishan City, but on the contrary, Fairy Mei is so beautiful that Tang Yan can't breathe.Facing a beautiful woman and a fairy at the level of a great fairy, it is okay to use rough methods, but if you do this, you may never get the plum fairy.So now he is thinking of a way, if she is pushed down, this is naturally the best, what belongs to the wife is what belongs to the husband.

Thinking of Mei Xianzi holding an important party at the end of this month, Tang Yan knew that this was a good opportunity for him to perform well.When it comes to martial arts, Tang Yan is okay, but when it comes to singing and dancing, Tang Yan can’t do it. What he can do is those balls on TV, that is, he doesn’t know the singing and dancing in this fairyland, let alone any musical instruments. .

"Ma Wu, I don't know if it works? But without those disco music, you can't dance. Even if you dance, others will think you are a lunatic who escaped from the madhouse." Tang Yan, who has seen Ma Wu, knows a little bit, Although he is a nerd, when he was on Earth, he still liked to watch this hot dance online, and he even knew a thing or two about those English songs.

Hehe, he didn't know it before, but now he knows it, and his brain has reached the point where he can't forget it. As long as Tang Yan spends a little more time studying it, it is not difficult. The difficult thing is how to achieve those music.As for poetry, Tang Yan knows it, but he thinks it is very old-fashioned. Compared with those old monsters in the land of fairy fate, can it be compared?And talking about his world with Fairy Mei today, Tang Yan can see that she likes it very much, it seems that he can only use these methods to attract her.

Let's go back to the disciples of the Shengxueshan faction. Now they are scattered all over the world, and they are starting to attack each sect. When they see one, they fight one, and when they see two, they fight two.Let them have no time to deal with the destroyed temples, let them have no time to find Tang Yan, including the bald people in Jinghang Temple.

"Don't hit me, I'm not from Jinghang Temple, I'm not a monk, you all misunderstood me. I'm just bald, not a Buddhist?" A casual cultivator surrounded by several disciples of the Holy Snow Mountain Sect explain.

"What the hell, why are you bald? I don't care if you are right or not. I'll give you a chance. If you don't want to be beaten, you have to worship the Holy Emperor." A disciple of the Holy Snow Mountain Sect, Regardless of whether he is a disciple of Jinghang Temple or not, he is bald.

Anyway, this time, whoever has a bald head will be unlucky, and those who don't want to be unlucky must sincerely worship the saints. You can say that these disciples of the Holy Snow Mountain School are very overbearing and overbearing.Indeed, they have the ability to be domineering, and now the disciples of the great martial arts sect are frightened by being beaten. Obviously, the disciples of the Xueshan sect practiced "Mu Xue San Qian", but they did not expect that their moves have all changed now. After the immortal skills overwhelmed them superior.

In the past, there was a sect with martial arts skills that could beat the Xueshan sect's children, but now, they are overpowering them, especially those who have offended the Xueshan sect's children before, and now they don't even know their mother.For the heavier ones, one's cultivation base will be abolished, and for the lighter ones, they will only be seriously injured.

"Okay, okay, don't hit me, I will worship your holy emperor!" the bald casual cultivator who was knocked down on the ground said to them.

"Okay, you take this, and pray morning and evening, the one with sincerity. In order to test your sincerity, you put your hands on it. If I find that there is no light, don't blame us for being rude to you!" Sheng Xueshan sent The head of the sect has already researched some magic weapons for testing, so as not to have some fake believers taking money with god statues.

Speaking of this magic weapon, it is better to say that it is a crystal ball of faith. As long as you put your hands on it, and the other party is a believer of the Holy Emperor, it will emit light, otherwise, there will be no reaction.

"Please wait a moment, I will worship the idol first, give me one minute!" The casual cultivator, who did not want to be beaten, put his hands on the idol on the ground, put his hands together, and bowed with all his body.

A minute later, he put his hands on their crystal ball again, but there was no light on it, and the three disciples of the Holy Snow Mountain School thanked him as if he was fooling around with his bald head.Immediately pushed him to the ground and beat him up, and warned him, don't resist if you don't want to think about it.

"Ah, don't hit me, I'm very sincere, it may take a while to receive the power of my faith!" The bald man who was pushed to the ground and beaten shouted.

"Okay, I'll give you one more chance. If you still don't respond, we'll tie you up and throw you into the valley from here. If you want to blame it, blame you for shaving your head bald for nothing!" they said.

After finishing speaking, he grabbed his hand and put it on top of the crystal ball. Fortunately, this time there was a little reaction. Although the holy light inside was not very bright, it finally reached the standard.

"Hmph, this time it's up to you. This will pay you for your wound medicine. Remember, be sincere, otherwise we will use your breath to kick you up and beat you next time!" The three of them squeezed out ten taels of gold and threw it tell him.

"I will definitely, I will enshrine it only to my ancestors!" Said Guang Sanxian, who was beaten into a pig's head.

After the three disciples of the Holy Snow Mountain Sect left, this guy yelled at the bald men of Jinghang Temple, and they were the ones who deserved the most damnation. If they hadn't offended Tang Yan, he wouldn't have been beaten as a monk.Seeing the three of them leave, he didn't dare to stay here any longer, and immediately ran back to the city, but he didn't expect to go back to the city, and suddenly he was caught by a magic weapon wrapped in sackcloth, and dragged into an alley.

"Ah, ah, don't fight, I am a believer of your holy emperor, I am not a monk of Jinghang Temple!" said the very unlucky guy.

"Shit, why didn't you say it earlier, brother, take out the crystal ball for me to test, if it is fooling us, kill him!" A disciple of the Holy Snow Mountain School opened a small mouth of the magic weapon of the burlap bag and grabbed it from inside. One hand pulled out of the pocket and said.

Fortunately, the crystal ball was lit up, otherwise he would have been miserable. Seeing the crystal ball lit up, he would naturally release it, apologize to him, and compensate him for some mental damage.Then he said to him: "What the hell, why are you a bald head? If you don't want to die, I advise you to buy a wig to put on your head now. Otherwise, I can't guarantee that you will be killed by me next time." Brothers of mine, set them up and beat them!"

"Bosses, I was beaten by your senior brother just now, that's why I ran back to the city to buy a wig. Before I bought a wig, I was dragged here and beaten by you!" Said to them with a face like a pig's head.

"You can't blame me for this, it's just your problem, well, let's go! Remember, buy a wig, or you will be beaten, don't blame me for not reminding you!" They said to the casual cultivator.

This guy, destined to be unlucky today, went to those wig shops that usually don't have much business, but he didn't have any in stock.Even those women's long hair don't have to buy.Needless to say, everyone knows the reason. The shop owner told him that he was late and the last wig was bought by a pig like him.

"What should I do? Boss lady, I think your hair is quite long. Why don't you cut it off and sell it to me as a wig. I'll give you 30 taels of gold, usually one piece, but only two taels of gold. Do you think this will work? "Said the bald man who dared not go out, for fear of being kidnapped with a sack when he went out.

"How can this be done? If I cut half of your hair for you, my husband will owe you a yellow-faced woman, and you won't be a lady anymore!" The woman who looked about 50 or [-] years old said to him.

"A lady? You, don't force me. If you don't get me one, I'll fuck you first, and then I'll kill you!" I was angry twice today, and now I have no place to vent my anger. Cursed at this uncultivated proprietress.