Dragon Eater
Chapter 503 Stealing Their Underpants
Chapter [-]: Stealing Their Underpants
In the end, they went back to the inn to find Tang Yan to collect evidence. Before collecting the evidence, they asked Xiaoer and the shopkeeper to show them the money bag they had just obtained.As for Tang Yan, he still sat there and didn't leave, just looked at these soldiers with a smile, and with a gesture of his right hand, they suddenly felt cool in their pants.Touching the trousers with their hands made them jump in fright, because they felt that the underwear inside was gone, and they were still wearing it and had been taken off.
Fortunately, the outer pair of pants is still there, and others cannot see what's going on inside them, but they are still very scared, afraid that the other party will also take off their outer pair of pants.Therefore, their eyes kept looking around for suspicious persons, but everyone around them was watching them grab the money bags of the waiter and the shopkeeper with a pair of strange eyes, saying, those money bags belonged to them.
"You are robbers, what is your money, this guest rewarded me, you robbed money in front of so many people in broad daylight, I will sue you to the shrine!" Xiaoer saw his money The bag was snatched by them and said, the anger in my heart, the money in it was his income for several months.
"As I said just now, they saw that I had money and wanted to rob me. Now they see that your money is easy to come by, so they robbed it, and even said that the money is not yours, right!" Tang Yan sat Said to them with a smile.
"Yes, yes, the money is ours, no, no, we are not robbing, but the money is really ours, no, they took my money, yes, yes, it is like this, they stole it No, the money I lost fell on them..." No matter how they answered, it gave people the impression that they were no different from a robber.
Facing their stupid move, Tang Yan laughed again and said, "Mate, I think you stole their underwear, yes, these people should steal them all!"
A man with very annoying facial features, when Tang Yan entered here to eat, he was very upset to see this guy early in the morning. It was not his fault that he was ugly.But he was so sensual that he would fix his eyes on the women who came in here to eat from the outside, no matter girls or young women.And these women are the same as him, whether they are girls or young women, when they enter here, they stare at Tang Yan, the handsome guy, with watery eyes.Some are still winking at Tang Yan, but none of them are the kind Tang Yan likes. How can these pink and vulgar people fall into the eyes of Tang Yan, the holy emperor.
According to Tang Yan's words, these guys were robbing the waiter and the money soldier of the shopkeeper, and their eyes followed Tang Yan's fingers to point at that guy. Sure enough, there was a pile of boxer underpants under his table.Each one, they are very familiar with, because they lost these underwear.Seeing these panties in the other party's hands, they naturally thought that the other party was out of their purse, so they rushed up, kicked this guy on the ground, poor this lecherous guy, he didn't understand what was going on, and was caught by them Hit those lying on the ground.
"Gentlemen, please forgive me, ah, don't hit me any more, you will die if you hit me again, ah, ah..." She was kicked by dozens of feet and screamed.
"What the hell, just steal my purse, and steal our panties, go to hell, kill this guy!" He cursed as he spoke.
"Ah, ah, don't hit it, I really didn't steal it!" The guy who was beaten and lying on the ground didn't understand what they said, let alone why a pile of stinky underwear appeared at his feet.
As they said that, among the 30 of them, some of them had their trousers stripped off and fell into the opponent's hands, as if to warn them that if they kicked again, I would let you come out naked.Sure enough, the guys stopped, with one hand covering the caterpillar underneath, and the other snatched the panties and trousers back from his hand.Those people next to them can be said to be a feast for the eyes, and today is an eye-opener.These guys who bully the people and oppress the market were stripped of their clothes.
"Haha, it's cool, that one, steal all their clothes, don't give us face!" Tang Yan, who was next to him, slapped the table and called Shuang.
"I really didn't steal it, you are looking for the wrong person!" The guy who was beaten into a pig's head said to them, and he had a few more pants on his hand.
"Yes, I support you, steal them all!" Tang Yan said to this lecherous guy, and the guests here also coaxed him to steal all these hateful guys.
Under the coaxing of these people, no matter how thick-skinned these guys were, they were too embarrassed to stay here. They took back their pants and ran out one by one, leaving only the annoying man, who was beaten to death on the ground.These soldiers were not too hateful. When they left, they kicked each other hard and scolded him for stealing his money and underwear.Beating him until he was on the verge of dying could be regarded as Tang Yan killing harm for the people, at least in this world, there is one less guy who is obscene with women.
After they got out of the inn, they realized that something was a little bit wrong. What they saw just now was Tang Yan giving money to Xiaoer, not they beating that guy. Their panties dick pop out.Thinking of this time, they scolded Tang Yan and that guy. Anyway, one of them might have stolen from them, but they dared not go back to the inn. If the people in the shrine knew what happened just now, , they don't have to hang around here anymore.
"What the hell, what a bad luck!" scolded the soldiers who hurriedly put on their pants in a place where no one was around.
"Captain, do you think they are people from the shrine? Only people from the shrine have such great supernatural powers, they can steal things through the air!" They asked, thinking that their underwear would be stolen.
"Don't mention it, let's go back, this time, I really threw it at Lao Lao's house!" When this matter was mentioned, the captain was more angry than anyone else.
Tang Yan, after he inquired about what he should have heard, he stopped staying in this inn, and started to go to their so-called shrine, for this space.Tang Yan also knew a lot about it. There is no empire here, but the population is as high as 50 billion or more according to Xiaoer, and they are all citizens of the shrine.As for this planet, no, it cannot be called a planet, it can only be said to be a very large and extensive piece of land.It has an end, and at the end is an endless sea of thunder, thunder and lightning of various colors and different people, etc., as for there are some human-shaped thunder and lightning.
Outside the end, the people here call it the Infinite Thunder Cave, which is a space that cannot be entered, except for a few supernatural beings in the shrine.Of course, some great supernatural powers will use this mysterious thunder world to practice and become a great supernatural power of the electric system, which can attack enemies with lightning and so on.On this point, Tang Yan has also practiced in the past. When he was struck by those divine lightnings, he forcibly sucked the lightning into his body to practice.
Originally, when Tang Yan wanted to explore deeper, he didn't expect that the thunder and lightning in the deeper place seemed to have its own consciousness, sending out powerful spiritual power to resist Tang Yan's consciousness.These spiritual powers are indeed very powerful, but compared with Tang Yan's, they are still a bit inferior. Since Tang Yan studied "Dragon Devouring Art", his major is spiritual power. The stronger he is, the more spiritual power he has. powerful.The more he was resisted by these conscious thunderbolts, the more Tang Yan became curious. He really wanted to know what these thunderbolts were guarding.
Tang Yan's spiritual consciousness broke through the endless thunder pool layer by layer, and the thunder and lightning became more and more roaring and chaotic, but when they met Tang Yan's powerful spirit, they were still repelled. Like these kinds of self-aware spiritual power, Tang Yan also tried Pass.It is in his Yan Xing, but that place belongs to him, he doesn't know what's in it, so he doesn't dare to forcefully explore like this.Here, this is the God Realm, even if it is destroyed, it is none of my business.
In the Leihai Center, Tang Yan finally discovered something. He didn't expect that there was an old man sitting cross-legged in the center, with his upper body naked and his lower body wearing an unknown animal skin.The hair is white, the beard is also white, and the eyebrows are also white. It should look like a very old man, but there are no wrinkles on his face.He found a bronze-colored man with strong muscles, and he didn't fight back against Tang Yan's rude consciousness.With a vicissitudes of life in his mouth, he slowly stood up from this space without a ground, looked at Tang Yan's direction with piercing eyes and said:
"You're finally here. I thought you'd forgotten about me!"
"Who are you? Do I know you?" Tang Yan asked him with his spiritual sense when he heard his words.
"Hehe, that's right, you are not who you used to be now, but I believe that it won't be long before you know who I am. Now that you've found this place, it's time for me to return your things to you! "This old man also seems to know Tang Yan, but Tang Yan is here for the first time, and it is also the first time he meets him. How could he know each other? When he was told like this, Tang Yan become confused.
Under Tang Yan's divine sense, he felt that this mysterious old man took out a crystal-like thing from his body, which looked a bit like a source crystal.But it is golden, shining golden light, and the surrounding thunder and lightning also become crazy because of it.Tang Yan seemed familiar with this item, but he didn't know what it was. He only knew that the energy contained in it was very strong, and he couldn't estimate how strong it was.
"This thing, you gave me to keep for you before, and I'm giving it back to you now. Also, you must have entered that ancient starry sky palace. If you have time, you can translate those words, and you will Understand the truth of this universe! This is also the path you chose in the past." He said to Tang Yan with a wry smile, shaking his head.
"What is this? Why did I give it to you before? Are you out of your mind? I remember the first time I met you!" Tang Yan said to this mysterious old man who had no malicious intentions.
"Hehe, you will understand in the future, take it back, and when you know who I am one day, you can come back to me!" Saying this, the mysterious old man sent forward the crystal stone in his hand. He didn't enter the space, but in front of Tang Yan's real body, he stretched out a hand from the space, holding the crystal stone Tang Yan saw with his spiritual sense.
Watching him release his right hand, this object floated in front of Tang Yan, and then a stronger mental force, many times stronger than Tang Yan, drove Tang Yan out of the endless thunder hole.Let Tang Yan withdraw his consciousness, looked at a crystal floating in front of him, and said in surprise: "What a strange thing, is there anyone in this space who knows you? What did you say that I gave things to him before? Yes, is he trying to tell me that I was reincarnated by a certain great god in the past?" Looking at this crystal with infinite energy, Tang Yan shook his head again and said: "Hehe, don't care about it, First give this item to Junior Sister Zilan to study and see what it is from?"
Tang Yan is very clear about the fact that there is no pie falling out of the sky. Looking at this piece, he thinks it is not that simple, and there must be something unexpected.
In the end, they went back to the inn to find Tang Yan to collect evidence. Before collecting the evidence, they asked Xiaoer and the shopkeeper to show them the money bag they had just obtained.As for Tang Yan, he still sat there and didn't leave, just looked at these soldiers with a smile, and with a gesture of his right hand, they suddenly felt cool in their pants.Touching the trousers with their hands made them jump in fright, because they felt that the underwear inside was gone, and they were still wearing it and had been taken off.
Fortunately, the outer pair of pants is still there, and others cannot see what's going on inside them, but they are still very scared, afraid that the other party will also take off their outer pair of pants.Therefore, their eyes kept looking around for suspicious persons, but everyone around them was watching them grab the money bags of the waiter and the shopkeeper with a pair of strange eyes, saying, those money bags belonged to them.
"You are robbers, what is your money, this guest rewarded me, you robbed money in front of so many people in broad daylight, I will sue you to the shrine!" Xiaoer saw his money The bag was snatched by them and said, the anger in my heart, the money in it was his income for several months.
"As I said just now, they saw that I had money and wanted to rob me. Now they see that your money is easy to come by, so they robbed it, and even said that the money is not yours, right!" Tang Yan sat Said to them with a smile.
"Yes, yes, the money is ours, no, no, we are not robbing, but the money is really ours, no, they took my money, yes, yes, it is like this, they stole it No, the money I lost fell on them..." No matter how they answered, it gave people the impression that they were no different from a robber.
Facing their stupid move, Tang Yan laughed again and said, "Mate, I think you stole their underwear, yes, these people should steal them all!"
A man with very annoying facial features, when Tang Yan entered here to eat, he was very upset to see this guy early in the morning. It was not his fault that he was ugly.But he was so sensual that he would fix his eyes on the women who came in here to eat from the outside, no matter girls or young women.And these women are the same as him, whether they are girls or young women, when they enter here, they stare at Tang Yan, the handsome guy, with watery eyes.Some are still winking at Tang Yan, but none of them are the kind Tang Yan likes. How can these pink and vulgar people fall into the eyes of Tang Yan, the holy emperor.
According to Tang Yan's words, these guys were robbing the waiter and the money soldier of the shopkeeper, and their eyes followed Tang Yan's fingers to point at that guy. Sure enough, there was a pile of boxer underpants under his table.Each one, they are very familiar with, because they lost these underwear.Seeing these panties in the other party's hands, they naturally thought that the other party was out of their purse, so they rushed up, kicked this guy on the ground, poor this lecherous guy, he didn't understand what was going on, and was caught by them Hit those lying on the ground.
"Gentlemen, please forgive me, ah, don't hit me any more, you will die if you hit me again, ah, ah..." She was kicked by dozens of feet and screamed.
"What the hell, just steal my purse, and steal our panties, go to hell, kill this guy!" He cursed as he spoke.
"Ah, ah, don't hit it, I really didn't steal it!" The guy who was beaten and lying on the ground didn't understand what they said, let alone why a pile of stinky underwear appeared at his feet.
As they said that, among the 30 of them, some of them had their trousers stripped off and fell into the opponent's hands, as if to warn them that if they kicked again, I would let you come out naked.Sure enough, the guys stopped, with one hand covering the caterpillar underneath, and the other snatched the panties and trousers back from his hand.Those people next to them can be said to be a feast for the eyes, and today is an eye-opener.These guys who bully the people and oppress the market were stripped of their clothes.
"Haha, it's cool, that one, steal all their clothes, don't give us face!" Tang Yan, who was next to him, slapped the table and called Shuang.
"I really didn't steal it, you are looking for the wrong person!" The guy who was beaten into a pig's head said to them, and he had a few more pants on his hand.
"Yes, I support you, steal them all!" Tang Yan said to this lecherous guy, and the guests here also coaxed him to steal all these hateful guys.
Under the coaxing of these people, no matter how thick-skinned these guys were, they were too embarrassed to stay here. They took back their pants and ran out one by one, leaving only the annoying man, who was beaten to death on the ground.These soldiers were not too hateful. When they left, they kicked each other hard and scolded him for stealing his money and underwear.Beating him until he was on the verge of dying could be regarded as Tang Yan killing harm for the people, at least in this world, there is one less guy who is obscene with women.
After they got out of the inn, they realized that something was a little bit wrong. What they saw just now was Tang Yan giving money to Xiaoer, not they beating that guy. Their panties dick pop out.Thinking of this time, they scolded Tang Yan and that guy. Anyway, one of them might have stolen from them, but they dared not go back to the inn. If the people in the shrine knew what happened just now, , they don't have to hang around here anymore.
"What the hell, what a bad luck!" scolded the soldiers who hurriedly put on their pants in a place where no one was around.
"Captain, do you think they are people from the shrine? Only people from the shrine have such great supernatural powers, they can steal things through the air!" They asked, thinking that their underwear would be stolen.
"Don't mention it, let's go back, this time, I really threw it at Lao Lao's house!" When this matter was mentioned, the captain was more angry than anyone else.
Tang Yan, after he inquired about what he should have heard, he stopped staying in this inn, and started to go to their so-called shrine, for this space.Tang Yan also knew a lot about it. There is no empire here, but the population is as high as 50 billion or more according to Xiaoer, and they are all citizens of the shrine.As for this planet, no, it cannot be called a planet, it can only be said to be a very large and extensive piece of land.It has an end, and at the end is an endless sea of thunder, thunder and lightning of various colors and different people, etc., as for there are some human-shaped thunder and lightning.
Outside the end, the people here call it the Infinite Thunder Cave, which is a space that cannot be entered, except for a few supernatural beings in the shrine.Of course, some great supernatural powers will use this mysterious thunder world to practice and become a great supernatural power of the electric system, which can attack enemies with lightning and so on.On this point, Tang Yan has also practiced in the past. When he was struck by those divine lightnings, he forcibly sucked the lightning into his body to practice.
Originally, when Tang Yan wanted to explore deeper, he didn't expect that the thunder and lightning in the deeper place seemed to have its own consciousness, sending out powerful spiritual power to resist Tang Yan's consciousness.These spiritual powers are indeed very powerful, but compared with Tang Yan's, they are still a bit inferior. Since Tang Yan studied "Dragon Devouring Art", his major is spiritual power. The stronger he is, the more spiritual power he has. powerful.The more he was resisted by these conscious thunderbolts, the more Tang Yan became curious. He really wanted to know what these thunderbolts were guarding.
Tang Yan's spiritual consciousness broke through the endless thunder pool layer by layer, and the thunder and lightning became more and more roaring and chaotic, but when they met Tang Yan's powerful spirit, they were still repelled. Like these kinds of self-aware spiritual power, Tang Yan also tried Pass.It is in his Yan Xing, but that place belongs to him, he doesn't know what's in it, so he doesn't dare to forcefully explore like this.Here, this is the God Realm, even if it is destroyed, it is none of my business.
In the Leihai Center, Tang Yan finally discovered something. He didn't expect that there was an old man sitting cross-legged in the center, with his upper body naked and his lower body wearing an unknown animal skin.The hair is white, the beard is also white, and the eyebrows are also white. It should look like a very old man, but there are no wrinkles on his face.He found a bronze-colored man with strong muscles, and he didn't fight back against Tang Yan's rude consciousness.With a vicissitudes of life in his mouth, he slowly stood up from this space without a ground, looked at Tang Yan's direction with piercing eyes and said:
"You're finally here. I thought you'd forgotten about me!"
"Who are you? Do I know you?" Tang Yan asked him with his spiritual sense when he heard his words.
"Hehe, that's right, you are not who you used to be now, but I believe that it won't be long before you know who I am. Now that you've found this place, it's time for me to return your things to you! "This old man also seems to know Tang Yan, but Tang Yan is here for the first time, and it is also the first time he meets him. How could he know each other? When he was told like this, Tang Yan become confused.
Under Tang Yan's divine sense, he felt that this mysterious old man took out a crystal-like thing from his body, which looked a bit like a source crystal.But it is golden, shining golden light, and the surrounding thunder and lightning also become crazy because of it.Tang Yan seemed familiar with this item, but he didn't know what it was. He only knew that the energy contained in it was very strong, and he couldn't estimate how strong it was.
"This thing, you gave me to keep for you before, and I'm giving it back to you now. Also, you must have entered that ancient starry sky palace. If you have time, you can translate those words, and you will Understand the truth of this universe! This is also the path you chose in the past." He said to Tang Yan with a wry smile, shaking his head.
"What is this? Why did I give it to you before? Are you out of your mind? I remember the first time I met you!" Tang Yan said to this mysterious old man who had no malicious intentions.
"Hehe, you will understand in the future, take it back, and when you know who I am one day, you can come back to me!" Saying this, the mysterious old man sent forward the crystal stone in his hand. He didn't enter the space, but in front of Tang Yan's real body, he stretched out a hand from the space, holding the crystal stone Tang Yan saw with his spiritual sense.
Watching him release his right hand, this object floated in front of Tang Yan, and then a stronger mental force, many times stronger than Tang Yan, drove Tang Yan out of the endless thunder hole.Let Tang Yan withdraw his consciousness, looked at a crystal floating in front of him, and said in surprise: "What a strange thing, is there anyone in this space who knows you? What did you say that I gave things to him before? Yes, is he trying to tell me that I was reincarnated by a certain great god in the past?" Looking at this crystal with infinite energy, Tang Yan shook his head again and said: "Hehe, don't care about it, First give this item to Junior Sister Zilan to study and see what it is from?"
Tang Yan is very clear about the fact that there is no pie falling out of the sky. Looking at this piece, he thinks it is not that simple, and there must be something unexpected.
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