Dragon Eater

Chapter 790 Seven Smelly Attacks

As he said that, a lump of improved stool appeared in Tang Yan's hands, as big as cow dung, and the stench was so strong that the people watching the theater around had to hold their noses and take three steps back.And those four guys didn't expect Tang Yan, who was fighting with his brother, to rush towards them now.Yes, Tang Yan couldn't beat this 13-year-old, but he didn't pay attention to these four guys. He followed the trail of the shadow fans, dodged the opponent's attack, and appeared in front of the most arrogant of the four guys.The big poop on his hand was smashed on his face like a cake, and it blossomed on his face.

"Haha, you bastard, Lao Tzu's poop is delicious." After speaking, Tang Yan put his right hand behind his buttocks, and said in his mouth: "I have a pile of fragrant poop!"

With a sound of "Pfft!", another lump of stinky stool appeared on Tang Yan's palm.

"Haha, haha!" The people who watched the theater around couldn't help laughing when they saw a guy with a pile of poop smashed on his face.

They watched children fight a lot, but they didn't see such funny ones, especially the big kid who was about to hit little Tang Yan, and every one of them brushed past him so that they couldn't hit him.At the same time, when Tang Yan hit him, he didn't hurt him at all, because Tang Yan's strength was too weak, unlike before, he could bounce a fairy away with just one finger.These shameless children, after eating Tang Yan's big shit cake, five of them chased and beat each other, and Tang Yan also ran to the school.It's meaningless to fight like this, you can't beat the opponent, just dodge blindly, what's the matter, they won't admit defeat, and Tang Yan won't stand there and fight them.

"Little bastard, don't run if you have the guts." A few children chasing behind cursed.

"Just wait and see, you trash!" Tang Yan didn't care if they were children or not, anyway, he had already figured out a way to deal with them.

"Is this guy really a food-type soul master? How can he run faster than a sensitivity-type soul master? Don't let me catch up with you, or you will be nice to me." After chasing after him, he was slowly caught by Tang Yan distanced herself and scolded.

"Brother, what should we do now?" Seeing Tang Yan running back to school, his whole body was yellow again, and his stool was stinking.

"What else can we do, go back and change your clothes!" He didn't expect the little guy to say so cunningly.

"Oh!" The four of them replied, wondering if Tang Yan would hit him with a milk bottle in the same dormitory in the future?

It seems that Tang Yan's business will not be easy in the future, but he thought of a problem, that is, acting as an agent, milking a lot of milk, and then sending his classmates to Zhangju to act as an agent.Buy two bottles of four soul copper coins and give him a commission of one copper coin. Unless you have the ability to protect yourself, you should go out less. Who knows if these little nobles will find senior students to trouble him.No matter what, business still needs to be done. In this world without background, a little more money is better.

After returning to school, Tang Yan sold a stall under the senior dormitory. Ordinary people are not allowed to set up a stall in the school, but Tang Yan's status is different. He is a closed-door student of the principal, and the teacher dare not trouble him.And Tang Yan also set up a stall there, and the business is still decent. There are not many people who drink milk, and those who increase their attributes, there are many such assistant students in the college, who don't need to drink milk at all.Just a few, want to try the taste of milk, or experience whether it can really increase the strength by 50.00%.

"Business is hard to do, forget it, go back to the primary school, I hope those little guys haven't quit breastfeeding." Tang Yan said after spending a long time here before selling two soul gold coins.

The school is divided into two teaching colleges, one is for the six-year-old to 12-year-old, which is the junior grade, and the other is for the 12-year-old, which is the advanced grade.They have classes in another part of the academy, the senior ones cannot challenge the younger ones, but the younger ones can challenge the senior ones.As for the dormitory, the boys and girls in the junior grades are mixed together, and they don't leave until they are ten years old. Although the school hasn't started yet, it's also the registration time during this period, and there are quite a lot of students.As for Tang Yan, a primary school student, he didn't care that he sells milk in the school, and the food department is plentiful, and he is not alone.

"Little friend. What's your name?" An uncle asked when he saw Tang Yan selling milk at school every day.

"My name is Tang Yan!" Tang Yan asked holding two feeding bottles in both hands.

"I heard that you are from the food department, ### is plenty, isn't it." He looked at the two bottles of milk in Tang Yan's hand and asked.

"Is there something wrong? Why are you staring at me like this? I'm not a woman. You don't want to grab your breasts and milk them!" Tang Yan said, holding his chest with a frightened look.

"I'm sick, I said why children are so precocious nowadays. By the way, I am a pastry master among the chefs. I want to ask you, will the milk disappear when you pour it out of the bottle? That is to say, leave the bottle Will it evaporate?" He asked, pointing to the milk in the bottle above Tang Yan's little hand.

"No. My milk has a shelf life of six hours. Do you want to buy it with me and use it to make milk biscuits?" Tang Yan asked immediately when he heard that he was the master baker in the kitchen. .

"Well, you got the answer right. I want to drink milk with you to make buns for the students in the school. You also know that milk is not safe now. That profiteer only cares about money and doesn't care about the life or death of children. He produces some poisonous milk. Breast milk is not as good as your breast milk, which harms children. Look, can we cooperate!" the bun master said to Tang Yan.

"This is no problem, you can have as much as you want." Tang Yan thought that this is a cooperative business, so he doesn't have to worry about not having any income in the future.

Time passed quickly, and a month passed in a blink of an eye, and the school officially started. During this month, Tang Yan seemed to be busy every day, milking the college and the inn outside every day.The business is really good. Although one bottle sells for three soul copper coins, the supply is in short supply. Moreover, Tang Yan is milking the milk every day, and his mental strength has also improved. The quantity squeezed out is more than ten bottles than usual.A monthly income, a net income of [-] soul gold coins per day, and [-] soul gold coins a month, made those food-type soul masters jealous.Obviously everyone is a food-type soul master, why can't they earn a little money, and they are not as good as a six-year-old child.

It's not that they can't make money, but that their shelf life is too short, some for a few minutes, some for more than ten minutes, and they can't be sold at all. They are only found in those competitions and temporary needs.However, most power-type soul masters go to Tang Yan to buy milk to increase their strength by 50.00%. As for poop, Tang Yan also sells it, but the business is not very good. At most, they can sell a pile of poop a day, only those who compete in martial arts. Guys eat shit for money.Increase the speed by 50.00%. After eating, they all become Tang Yan's repeat customers. Therefore, it is not a big problem for Tang Yan to earn [-] gold coins a month.

"Everyone, I will be your head teacher in the future. My surname is Zhou, and my name is Mei. Zhou Mei, you can call me Teacher Zhou. I will teach the first, second, and third grades in the future. My soul master, if any of you are naughty, the consequences... hehe." She said while staring at Tang Yan, the rookie king, and said, "Okay, everyone starts class, and before class, I will tell you some things about soul masters. Features."

The dean greeted Zhou Mei early in the morning and asked her to take care of Tang Yan a little more, so in the first class, she told everyone about the functions of various professions, especially emphasizing that auxiliary soul masters must find some partners to cooperate.Only cooperation can play a role, otherwise a support soul master with no strength and no combat power will end up with only one death. It also talked about the most powerful Jiuliu Pagoda sect in the mainland, known as the world's number one attribute support Soul master, there are always two or three Titled Douluo guarding him.

Among them, the teacher also talked about the importance of the team to these children, the control system, the main attack system, the defense system, the auxiliary system, etc., combined, the strength will be [-]% exerted.Let everyone be aware of this problem, so that they can cooperate and exert their strengths together.

"Teacher, can't the food department attack?" Tang Yan raised his little hand and asked.

"Food attack? Are you attacking each other with those snacks? Or attacking others with poop?" Zhou Mei knew that Tang Yan liked to hit children with milk bottles. What if he met a strong person?

isn't it?After a period of time without reporting, she kept receiving complaints from boys in Tang Yan's dormitory, saying that Tang Yan hit them on the head with a feeding bottle every night.After several warnings, Tang Yan still hit the opponent. If the dean did not suppress him, he would have been kicked out of the academy long ago.So, in the end, the teacher could only transfer the four boys in his dormitory to other dormitories, and let the four little girls move into Tang Yan's dormitory. In this way, Tang Yan had only one boy in Tang Yan's dormitory, and the other seven They are all little lolis, undeveloped little lolis.

"Student Tang Yan, if you give me milk every day, I will protect you!" said the little girl who was with Tang Yan.

"Well, well, I'm also a strong defensive type, you can join our team in the future, I'll protect you daddy!" another little girl said.

"..." Tang Yan didn't know what to say. If Junior Sister Zilan and the others knew that he wanted a six-year-old girl to protect him, he would just hit him to death with a piece of tofu.

"It seems that I should practice a martial art to protect myself." Tang Yan thought to himself.

The classes in the junior grades are not very strict. There are theories in class, and fights are allowed, either fighting or exercise class, but Tang Yan still likes to fight more.Before each fighting class, Tang Yan was covered with milk bottles, one-on-one, Tang Yan threw the milk bottle at each other, and threw it with every shot.Whether it was a girl or a boy, they were all bruised and swollen by Tang Yan's stool and the feeding bottle, and finally asked a teacher of the tree of life Wuhun to heal them.Needless to say, the teacher really underestimated Tang Yan, the little boy who threw the milk bottle. Among the 35 children in the class, none of them was his opponent. Every time he saw that they were going to hit Tang Yan, he wiped him away However, with just a slight kick, the opponent's fist brushed past Tang Yan's side, as if Tang Yan had already seen through the attacks of these children.

After fighting for a few days, everyone was unwilling to fight with Tang Yan. In the end, they could only fight as a team. The 36 children were divided into five teams, each with seven children.And Tang Yan's team has one more, eight members, and except for him, they are all girls, only Tang Yan is a boy.In team battles, Tang Yan seldom takes action, just watching them fight. As for himself, he doesn't need their protection. He holds a pile of poop and a feeding bottle in his hand. As long as the opponent approaches him, he can wait to eat poop.

Hehe, Tang Yan's poop, the classmates in the class naturally ate it, and they were smashed in the face. They couldn't do it if they didn't want to eat it. They fell in love with it after eating it.However, the attribute of the poop thrown on the battlefield only increases by 5.00%, and only Tang Yan's own team increases by 50.00%, which can reduce mental energy expenditure.

"Student Tang Yan, I have observed you these few days. Are your footwork a kind of martial skill?" the dean asked after observing Tang Yan's situation for the past few days and found that his ability to dodge is very strong.

"I don't know what you said." Tang Yan denied.

"Hehe, I've checked you. Your parents died young. You grew up in the village chief's house. You liked to fight when you were young. Children who are two or three years older than you are not your opponents. Well, if you don't tell me, I won't either. I asked, but let me tell you, soul masters of the food department must learn to escape for their lives. I was worried about you at first, but now that you have the ability to escape, I don’t worry about you anymore. Now I will tell you about some soul beasts You need to memorize your knowledge, as well as some forest affairs in mainland China, it will be very useful to you in the future!" The dean took out a pile of books and said.

Time flies, half a year has passed in a blink of an eye, in half a year, I don't know whether it is the teacher and the headmaster who taught well, or Tang Yan is hardworking, in half a year, Tang Yan's rank is the fastest rising martial soul in the class.In just half a year, he had reached the nineteenth level, and if he was one level short, he would be able to go hunting for the soul ring, and the dean also promised Tang Yan that he would hunt a soul beast under 10 years old for him. More than 10 years, hehe, don't think about it, there are not a few Title Douluo to shoot, it can't be hunted.Don't underestimate 10 and 9 years ago.That is a watershed level, which can absorb 10 years, not necessarily [-] years.

The dean thought the same as those adults before, if Tang Yan could absorb 9 years, then the second martial soul would hunt him a 10 years. In short, he already regarded Tang Yan as a monster.The first ring of others is only 600 million at most, but his first ring is ten thousand years, and he is still a tigress.