Dragon Eater

Chapter 98 The disciples who snatched the shit bucket

In order for the two of them to finish eating the braised fish in chili oil cooked by Nangong Xiangxue, Tang Yan next to him continued to push the flames, because he knew that if the two old people finished eating, he would not have to eat.But Nangong Xiangxue saw that the two teachers were crying after eating, and with Tang Yan's words, she thought that the two of them were very moved, so she continued to put the remaining braised fish in chili oil into her teacher's bowl.The two of them really wanted not to eat it, but they didn't know what Tang Yan was thinking of to coax the princess. It would be troublesome if the princess let them eat the fish skull, so they could only continue to eat.

A big strip, like this, was eaten by the two of them in less than 3 minutes. After eating, their lips began to become red and swollen. In less than 10 minutes, their lips looked like two red sausages were hanging.Tang Yan next to him was secretly having fun, and was very grateful to them for helping Tang Yan share this disaster, so he poured tea for the two next to him, and called sweetheart, etc., looking like a very nice person.

"Teacher, you, are you all right!" Nangong Xiangxue, who was next to her, said like a gorilla mouth when she saw her teacher.

"It's okay, it's okay, it's just that I haven't eaten chili for a long time!" The two old people waved their hands and said.

"I'm sorry, I just poured a little chili oil, who knew that I accidentally poured it all down, and the sugar was used up by Sister Yue, so..." Nangong Xiangxue said as if she wanted to cry.

"Princess, don't be sad, the teacher knows that you have worked hard, we are fine, ah, no, I have to go to the toilet!" Said Nangong Boya and Nangong Boliang, who were swollen like orangutan mouths.

After the two old men left, Tang Yan finally couldn't help laughing, laughing that Nangong Xiangxue wanted to murder the teacher, so that Nangong Xiangxue couldn't help it at last, and sobbed on Zilan's body with a cry.It hurts in my heart, obviously she worked hard, worked hard, and made this dish for Tang Yan seriously, but was laughed at by him in the end.

The same is true of Dongfang Wan'er next to them. Although Tang Yan didn't laugh at them, they knew that Tang Yan had the same meaning. Looking at their failed works, their eyes finally fell on the disciples of the sect who had been following Tang Yan's back all the time. .Yes, looking at those Zongmen disciples who were secretly laughing, they held up the sweet and sour fish in vinegar and came to them.

"Do you think it's funny?" Dongfang Wan'er, who was as beautiful as a fairy, asked them with a gentle smile.

"No, we were just talking and joking just now!" A fighting king in Daomen looked at Dongfang Wan'er's beautiful face, his two long willow eyebrows straightened into a smile, and the corners of his mouth floated like a knife hidden in a smile.

"If the sect doesn't want to be wiped out, you'd better eat this plate of food for me! You know, I'm the next Dongfang Patriarch." Dongfang Wan'er said to them with a smile, cursing in her heart: " I make you laugh, I'll make you laugh!"

"Ah? Auntie, can you stop eating? We really didn't mean to laugh at you!" the sword sect fighting king said to him.

"It's not laughing at her, it's laughing at me?" Xuanyuanyue, who was next to her, also put her delicious food in front of them and said.

"None, nothing, we were really just joking just now! If you don't believe me, you ask them!" The guy from the Sword Sect pointed to the friends next to him.

"Yes, yes, we really didn't mean to laugh at you!" The person next to him kept nodding his head.

Although Xuanyuanyue is not very powerful, she now belongs to Tang Yan's woman. Because of her words, Tang Yan pointed the tip of the sword at Jian Zongmen, and killed one when she saw it. The news also said, kill them later. Go to Jianzongmen and destroy Jianzongmen.They didn't dare to offend Tang Yan alone. Looking at these two delicious dishes, they began to regret it.But I didn't expect that even Nangong Xiangxue would ### have a leg.

Nangong Xiangxue was more angry than the two of them. Although the fish on the plate had been eaten by her two chefs, there were still two bowls of chili oil on it.Pointing to their angry faces, he said, "I will make you laugh at my teacher, and I will make you laugh. If you don't drink this for my aunt, I will let my father destroy your sect."

"scare!"

This time, all the guys were frightened stupid. The disciples who were sitting next to them started to sneak away, but they were caught by the guy next to them.He said to them: "You were the one who laughed the most just now. It's too disrespectful for you to leave like this!"

"That, that, I just want to go to the toilet!" The disciple who was caught said with a smile on his face.

"Go after eating, this way you don't have to make two trips!" the disciple of the Sword Sect said to him.

Next, needless to say, everyone knew what happened. Under the coercion of these three beauties, they held the bowls in their hands and ate these imperfect human delicacies.While eating, I was moved to tears, hehe, it’s strange not to be moved, one is made by a princess, the other is made by the beauty who ranks third in the empire, and the other is also a daughter of a family.

"Is it delicious?" Dongfang Wan'er asked after seeing how touched they were.

"It's delicious, it's delicious, and it's an honor for me to be able to eat Miss Dongfang Wan'er's craftsmanship." A one-star fighting king who is a disciple of the Sword Sect said repeatedly.

"It's fine, don't worry. There will be many opportunities to eat it in the future!" Dongfang Wan'er thought of Tang Yan's words. In order to make the most delicious food, before giving Tang Yan to eat, these judges became tasters. Already working.

"Ah, there will be more in the future? It's so, so, so great, we are so, so, so touched!" Dou Ling, who was eating acetic acid fish and was so jealous that his face was full of tears, was so moved when he heard Dongfang Wan'er's words. .

It's not that they were moved, but that they really wanted to scold this or that Dao Zong guy. There was nothing wrong with flattering her. After the flattering sounded, they would become the food taste judges of these witches in the future.

Little Junior Sister Zilan and Zhu'er, who were standing next to them, covered their mouths and secretly laughed while watching their moved faces. As for Tang Yan, he was sitting there eating the fish made by Zhuer and Junior Junior Sister Zilan.For these attendants, I just feel helpless for them, and have a little sympathy in my heart.

This day, compared to them, was an unforgettable nightmare. After eating, they started the final work, which was to go to the toilet.Due to the large number of people and few toilets, two to three toilets can be squeezed into one toilet.It's worse than food poisoning. If it weren't for some pills on them, they would have collapsed in the toilet long ago.

"Open the door quickly, open the door quickly!" A guy clasped his buttocks, his legs were like a young girl in Huai Chun, tightly clamping Zhilai, and kept patting the door of the toilet and shouted.

"Wait a minute, wait a moment, don't rush!" Squatting in the toilet, the disciple said as if he was feeling the most comfortable moment in his life.

"No, no, I'll pull it out quickly, damn it, open the door quickly, or I'll be in a hurry with you." said the guy who was knocking on the toilet door outside.

"I've already squeezed three people here, you go to the side!" The three guys inside said, squatting on top of the shit bucket with their backs to backs.

"Besides, those Douwangba are gone, I can't beat them, hurry up, boss, when I beg you, I'm about to pull down my pants!" Said the tightly clamped legs began to tremble.

"What are you afraid of? I'll teach you a method. If they don't open the door to you, you can tell the princess that they scold the princess and Wan'er that the food they make is very unpalatable. Let it be unpalatable. It still looks like a pile of poop." In this way, they will definitely open the door for you and share the shit bucket with you!" The guy inside said to the door knocker outside.

"Ah, that's okay too? All right."

Sure enough, this trick is really effective. The strong man who is dominating the toilet inside, after hearing what the guy outside said, immediately opened the toilet door for him, stared at him hard, and then said with a smile: "I Now I let you in, remember, don't say those words nonsense, it will kill people, I finally cultivated to be the king of fighting, I don't want to die in the hands of a beautiful woman so soon."

"I know, I know, don't worry, um, it's really comfortable, um, it's cool, it's better than playing with a woman on the bed!" The guy squatting on the shit bucket said with a happy face.

Waiting for those guys outside, seeing that what this guy said is effective, they also started to apply the other party's dialogue just now, no matter whether it is a strong person or a weak person.It really worked. When it came to running in front of the princesses to speak ill of them, the guy inside hurriedly opened the door for him, allowing them to squeeze in, from three people to five people.

There is no way, I don't want to be annihilated by the princess and the others, I can only do this, if they really bring these words to the princess and the others, the consequences will be even more serious than now.Diarrhea is just a trivial matter, and death is a major event, especially those strong people, they look like they can't bear it, and they have to endure it, squeezing the shit bucket with the little people outside.

A few guys on the other side kept patting on the two toilet doors, and the people inside didn't open the door after patting for a long time. Even though they said the dialogue just now, the result was still the same.

"Inside, open the door for me, or I'll explode your asshole!" The guy outside who had endured for a long time even cursed.

"Enough! Shut up!" Nangong Boya, who had been squatting inside for half an hour, yelled at the trash outside.

"Damn it, who do you think you are, open the door quickly. Otherwise, I'll go to the princess and tell you that you scolded her for making dishes that stink like shit!" The disciples cursed while knocking on the door.

"If you continue to scold, I will let you eat shit!" Nangong Boliang on the other side scolded.

After finishing speaking, a powerful murderous aura came out from the latrine, and a Dou Huang's aura pressed down on the squeaking garbage outside. The guys on the spot were about to pull down their pants, and now they were suppressed by a powerful aura , all at once pulled up the trousers.In the end, he didn't even dare to let out a fart, and looked at the two old men with orangutan mouths like them coming out of it with an ugly expression.

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"Okay, you guys pull slowly!" Nangong Boliang and the others said with great sympathy for these guys.

"That guy is too cunning, it's fine if he usually pretends to be a pig and eats a tiger, and even we are tricked by him, ah, no, I'm going to pull him again! Quick, get out of here!" Nangong Weiya who just came out, Clamping his legs, he ran back with his hands covering his stomach.

As for the few guys occupying the shit bucket, even though they have taken off their pants and squatted there, under the power of the strong, grab one with each hand and throw them all out.Then he squatted back into the latrine he had used just now, and slowly moaned in it. For the guys who were thrown out, they were not injured and did not dare to curse.He just pulled his trousers and ran to the toilet next to him, yelling and cursing, to the weaker ones, as if he was bullied by the strong just now, and took them out of it.

"Damn, is it great that you are strong? Don't you understand what is sequence? I'll rub your sister's...

"If you don't want to die, just stay outside and return it to you after I finish pulling, or don't treat me badly!" The strong man who took over the opponent's shit bucket cursed.

"You...you have guts!" The guy who was thrown out didn't dare to swear anymore with his bare butt outside, so he had to look for someone weaker than him.