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Hearing his words, Sun Ling clenched his fists even more tightly, making crackling sounds.He gritted his teeth, and even had a gleam of coldness in his eyes; but, he didn't know why.After a while, the guy's eyeballs rolled, and the anger calmed down just like that.
Still maintaining a "humble" expression, he begged: "Sir, I also know that I will wait until the handyman arrives before peeing. But, you also know how I got hurt, right? This You can't pinch your urine. On this hot day, if you lose your urine and it smells bad, don't you feel bad?"
Listening to this guy is willing to admit that he is not a complete man.For a while, the little guy laughed, put down the H magazine in his hand, and said with a smile: "It makes sense. However, you have committed kidnapping, attempted murder, and attempted rape. You are a felon among felons." Ah. I want to let you go, something happened, but what should I do?"
"Hey, you're too suspicious. Don't forget, I'm a patient now! Or, little brother, if you want to let me go, I'm in a panic. Or, help me I'll bring the spittoon." Sun Ling said shamelessly, looking at the note.
The young Tiaozi was in cold sweat, looked at the guy on the bed, and cursed angrily: "I lost it! Did you make a mistake? Ask me to carry the urinal for you. Are you daydreaming or not?" Wake up?"
The corner of Sun Ling's mouth twitched slightly, as if he had known for a long time that this guy would say that.Immediately, with a pitiful look again, he begged: "Then, brother, please do one thing. You see, this spittoon is right next to you. You are embarrassed to take it. Please help me untie one." Is your hand good? Just one hand! I can handle it myself, right? According to your martial arts, if you can get to where you are today, you must not be weak? How can I beat you with one hand?"
After being said so by this guy, and then flatteringly slapped him fiercely, that guy immediately felt ecstatic, as if he really was a "martial arts master".
After careful consideration, the guy finally nodded, agreeing.He took out a handcuff key from his pocket, walked over step by step, and at the same time warned: "I can tell you, kid, don't play tricks. You must know that you are a serious criminal now. If you dare to do something I can kill you at any time by any trick. Do you understand?"
"Understood, understood, how dare I play tricks in front of a master like you?" Sun Ling kept flattering this guy.At the same time, he pretended to have a painful and anxious expression, and struggled to say, "Hurry up! Dude, I'm really about to pee in my pants."
"Come on, come on, don't rush!"
The guy walked over helplessly, looked at Sun Ling nervously, put the key in his hand, and carefully opened the other's handcuffs.After a long time, I finally took a look at him and found that the latter still didn't respond at all, so I finally felt relieved and breathed a sigh of relief.
With a crisp "click", Sun Ling's handcuffs were released.Then, under the gaze of the note, he hurriedly stood up and grabbed the spittoon on the floor.His actions can be said to be quite normal, without any abnormal behavior, and this scene made the guy relax his vigilance.
Still maintaining a "humble" expression, he begged: "Sir, I also know that I will wait until the handyman arrives before peeing. But, you also know how I got hurt, right? This You can't pinch your urine. On this hot day, if you lose your urine and it smells bad, don't you feel bad?"
Listening to this guy is willing to admit that he is not a complete man.For a while, the little guy laughed, put down the H magazine in his hand, and said with a smile: "It makes sense. However, you have committed kidnapping, attempted murder, and attempted rape. You are a felon among felons." Ah. I want to let you go, something happened, but what should I do?"
"Hey, you're too suspicious. Don't forget, I'm a patient now! Or, little brother, if you want to let me go, I'm in a panic. Or, help me I'll bring the spittoon." Sun Ling said shamelessly, looking at the note.
The young Tiaozi was in cold sweat, looked at the guy on the bed, and cursed angrily: "I lost it! Did you make a mistake? Ask me to carry the urinal for you. Are you daydreaming or not?" Wake up?"
The corner of Sun Ling's mouth twitched slightly, as if he had known for a long time that this guy would say that.Immediately, with a pitiful look again, he begged: "Then, brother, please do one thing. You see, this spittoon is right next to you. You are embarrassed to take it. Please help me untie one." Is your hand good? Just one hand! I can handle it myself, right? According to your martial arts, if you can get to where you are today, you must not be weak? How can I beat you with one hand?"
After being said so by this guy, and then flatteringly slapped him fiercely, that guy immediately felt ecstatic, as if he really was a "martial arts master".
After careful consideration, the guy finally nodded, agreeing.He took out a handcuff key from his pocket, walked over step by step, and at the same time warned: "I can tell you, kid, don't play tricks. You must know that you are a serious criminal now. If you dare to do something I can kill you at any time by any trick. Do you understand?"
"Understood, understood, how dare I play tricks in front of a master like you?" Sun Ling kept flattering this guy.At the same time, he pretended to have a painful and anxious expression, and struggled to say, "Hurry up! Dude, I'm really about to pee in my pants."
"Come on, come on, don't rush!"
The guy walked over helplessly, looked at Sun Ling nervously, put the key in his hand, and carefully opened the other's handcuffs.After a long time, I finally took a look at him and found that the latter still didn't respond at all, so I finally felt relieved and breathed a sigh of relief.
With a crisp "click", Sun Ling's handcuffs were released.Then, under the gaze of the note, he hurriedly stood up and grabbed the spittoon on the floor.His actions can be said to be quite normal, without any abnormal behavior, and this scene made the guy relax his vigilance.
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