Love on campus: the protector of beauties
48. Selling Cucumbers 1
"Hey, I finally woke up! It seems that the old monk's technique of breaking the seal is still effective." At this moment, the "Blood Wheel Eye" buddy just now appeared on Tianyi's body by accident. side.
With a blank expression on his face, Tianyi rubbed his nose, looked at the shameless guy next to him, and asked in puzzlement, "Didn't you sit here before?"
"Yes! Because there is a demon stored in your body, I will lift your seal. I have consumed too much chakra, so I need to rest a lot now." After finishing speaking, he lowered his head and grabbed the seal from the desk. An h magazine came out, and I stared at it while reading it.
Tianyi was puzzled for a moment, looked at him and said puzzledly: "What? Practicing Chakra, is it to see all the pp girls? Also, what is this girl eating in her mouth? It's so dark, so thick One, is it delicious?"
After hearing Tianyi's question, the wretched man who was reading H magazine shook his hair that was messier than a beggar.He closed the book coolly, stretched out a finger, and said, "Hey, you've asked this question well! Generally speaking, there is an infinite force in a male body. Once the blood boils, you can I feel dry and hot all over my body. In fact, this is a release of energy. To let the body reach this level, you have to use this invincible "military pill". Now, I am familiar with you, and I will sell it to you for ten yuan. gone."
Tianyi shook his head, saying no.
That guy thought he thought it was too expensive, so he immediately continued: "Nah, don't say that brother doesn't give face. Ten yuan! I don't want yours for ten yuan, six yuan is fine. How much is it on the market? Six yuan, six yuan I don't want yours either. Just give me five yuan! Five yuan, buy it now for five yuan, how about I give you another autograph of Teacher Cang?"
After finishing speaking, this shameless guy really set up Teacher Cang's photo.Moreover, there is a section of Chinese characters that don't look like Chinese characters written crookedly on it, and Japanese words that don't look like Japanese.If this is really Teacher Cang's signature, then her handwriting is really ugly.
"Do you want it? You should say something, don't force brother to poke you with the Eight Diagrams 64 palm later." Seeing that Tianyi didn't speak, the shrunken boy was anxious.
Tianyi still shook his head foolishly, then said with a smile: "It's not that I don't want to give you a show, it's just that I really don't have any money in my pocket! You can't buy anything for you if you poke me, you have to remember If you want money, you can earn it!"
"Fuck! Tell me earlier, it's a waste of my time." The kid raised his middle finger in contempt, and packed his schoolbag full of things.Looking at the teacher on the podium, he wanted to take advantage of this guy's unpreparedness and quickly retreat to the back.
Tian Yi on the side smiled, and said lightly, "What's the matter? Is your schoolbag full of "military grain pills"?"
Hearing this, the boy froze for a moment.Looking at the teacher on the podium, he didn't intend to turn his head away at the moment, so he sat down for the time being, and started to talk nonsense, talking wildly: "It's not my brother! I'm talking about it! As for my chakra, at least there are It’s a nine-tailed one. I’ve been using these army ration pills all day long, and I’m basically invincible all over the world.”
Tianyi scratched his head, and asked curiously: "Isn't your military ration pills for sale? How come it's for your own use?"
With a blank expression on his face, Tianyi rubbed his nose, looked at the shameless guy next to him, and asked in puzzlement, "Didn't you sit here before?"
"Yes! Because there is a demon stored in your body, I will lift your seal. I have consumed too much chakra, so I need to rest a lot now." After finishing speaking, he lowered his head and grabbed the seal from the desk. An h magazine came out, and I stared at it while reading it.
Tianyi was puzzled for a moment, looked at him and said puzzledly: "What? Practicing Chakra, is it to see all the pp girls? Also, what is this girl eating in her mouth? It's so dark, so thick One, is it delicious?"
After hearing Tianyi's question, the wretched man who was reading H magazine shook his hair that was messier than a beggar.He closed the book coolly, stretched out a finger, and said, "Hey, you've asked this question well! Generally speaking, there is an infinite force in a male body. Once the blood boils, you can I feel dry and hot all over my body. In fact, this is a release of energy. To let the body reach this level, you have to use this invincible "military pill". Now, I am familiar with you, and I will sell it to you for ten yuan. gone."
Tianyi shook his head, saying no.
That guy thought he thought it was too expensive, so he immediately continued: "Nah, don't say that brother doesn't give face. Ten yuan! I don't want yours for ten yuan, six yuan is fine. How much is it on the market? Six yuan, six yuan I don't want yours either. Just give me five yuan! Five yuan, buy it now for five yuan, how about I give you another autograph of Teacher Cang?"
After finishing speaking, this shameless guy really set up Teacher Cang's photo.Moreover, there is a section of Chinese characters that don't look like Chinese characters written crookedly on it, and Japanese words that don't look like Japanese.If this is really Teacher Cang's signature, then her handwriting is really ugly.
"Do you want it? You should say something, don't force brother to poke you with the Eight Diagrams 64 palm later." Seeing that Tianyi didn't speak, the shrunken boy was anxious.
Tianyi still shook his head foolishly, then said with a smile: "It's not that I don't want to give you a show, it's just that I really don't have any money in my pocket! You can't buy anything for you if you poke me, you have to remember If you want money, you can earn it!"
"Fuck! Tell me earlier, it's a waste of my time." The kid raised his middle finger in contempt, and packed his schoolbag full of things.Looking at the teacher on the podium, he wanted to take advantage of this guy's unpreparedness and quickly retreat to the back.
Tian Yi on the side smiled, and said lightly, "What's the matter? Is your schoolbag full of "military grain pills"?"
Hearing this, the boy froze for a moment.Looking at the teacher on the podium, he didn't intend to turn his head away at the moment, so he sat down for the time being, and started to talk nonsense, talking wildly: "It's not my brother! I'm talking about it! As for my chakra, at least there are It’s a nine-tailed one. I’ve been using these army ration pills all day long, and I’m basically invincible all over the world.”
Tianyi scratched his head, and asked curiously: "Isn't your military ration pills for sale? How come it's for your own use?"
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