Love on campus: the protector of beauties
649. Offline Black Prince 10
"Oh, not bad! Boy, I really like you, what's your name." The off-line Black Prince probably became interested in Tianyi.I don't know if "idiots" are contagious, but the two actually feel a little sympathetic to each other.
"Hey, Tianyi, how about you?" Tianyi rubbed his head and smiled foolishly.
"My name is Xie Chenxin. How about it! Tianyi, right?" The guy walked over suddenly, like an old friend he hadn't seen for a long time, put his arm around Tianyi's shoulder, and said with a playful smile: "In the future, in the noble Universities, if you are allowed to defecate anywhere, just say I, Xie Shaomao, did it."
Tianyi "..."
"Wolong High School is here, passengers please get off at the back."
At this moment, the horn of the bus sounded, the door behind the bus opened with a "poof", and a group of people walked down and walked down.
This day, Yi and Xie Chenxin chatted while walking. I don't know if these two guys are offline, or because they don't have any friends in this place, so the topic of conversation is all over the world, such as "Ni Magui's surname?"
Chatting and chatting, this is the teaching building.Tian Yi saw that they were going to part ways, looked back at the two of them, and asked, "By the way, which class are you in? I might have to part ways with you!"
"Hey, what about you? Which class are you from?" The off-line young master asked.
"What about you from class D?" Tian said.
"F... We are also in class D!" Wan Chai was about to speak when the off-line young master on the other side hurriedly interrupted him.
"Ah? I said, master, we are not from class C, we are assigned to class F." Wan Chai was puzzled, what kind of trouble is this young master who is off-line.
"I'm frustrated! Are you the young master or my young master? I said that the class is in class C, and tell the teacher that we don't transfer to class F, and go directly to class C. If the teacher dares to say no, I will send him Cut the cock into four pieces." The off-line young master, the old cow, sat on the chimney, and Niu 13 coaxed.
"..." Wan Chai broke out in cold sweat, and then asked a very idiotic question, "What if it's a girl?"
"..."
Young master off-line wiped the cold sweat off his forehead, hesitated for a long time, and then said: "If you are beautiful, you should first o, then x, then o and then x. If... if you are old and pale, you can... .. also first o and then x, and then o and then x."
"Wow...it's not such a strong taste!" Tianyi and Wanchai exclaimed at the same time.
"Ahem! Of course, I'll do the former, and you go to the latter." Xie Chenxin pointed to Wan Chai and said.
"I'm sorry~, why? Why me again?! You go to the good things, and I do the bad things." Wan Chai expressed considerable dissatisfaction.
"Uh... nonsense! Are you the young master or am I the young master?" Xie Chenxin's words made the kid choke, unable to utter a word.
"Yes, you are the young master!" After choking for a long time, this guy finally said such a sentence.
"It's done! Go find the teacher and change schools, hehe. This brother and I went to the classroom together!" After finishing speaking, this guy hurried up, hugged Tianyi, and said with a flattering smile: " Hey, brother! Come on, let's get to know each other well and talk about the philosophy of life."
"Philosophy of life?" Tian Yi was taken aback, a little unfamiliar with nouns.
"Hey, Tianyi, how about you?" Tianyi rubbed his head and smiled foolishly.
"My name is Xie Chenxin. How about it! Tianyi, right?" The guy walked over suddenly, like an old friend he hadn't seen for a long time, put his arm around Tianyi's shoulder, and said with a playful smile: "In the future, in the noble Universities, if you are allowed to defecate anywhere, just say I, Xie Shaomao, did it."
Tianyi "..."
"Wolong High School is here, passengers please get off at the back."
At this moment, the horn of the bus sounded, the door behind the bus opened with a "poof", and a group of people walked down and walked down.
This day, Yi and Xie Chenxin chatted while walking. I don't know if these two guys are offline, or because they don't have any friends in this place, so the topic of conversation is all over the world, such as "Ni Magui's surname?"
Chatting and chatting, this is the teaching building.Tian Yi saw that they were going to part ways, looked back at the two of them, and asked, "By the way, which class are you in? I might have to part ways with you!"
"Hey, what about you? Which class are you from?" The off-line young master asked.
"What about you from class D?" Tian said.
"F... We are also in class D!" Wan Chai was about to speak when the off-line young master on the other side hurriedly interrupted him.
"Ah? I said, master, we are not from class C, we are assigned to class F." Wan Chai was puzzled, what kind of trouble is this young master who is off-line.
"I'm frustrated! Are you the young master or my young master? I said that the class is in class C, and tell the teacher that we don't transfer to class F, and go directly to class C. If the teacher dares to say no, I will send him Cut the cock into four pieces." The off-line young master, the old cow, sat on the chimney, and Niu 13 coaxed.
"..." Wan Chai broke out in cold sweat, and then asked a very idiotic question, "What if it's a girl?"
"..."
Young master off-line wiped the cold sweat off his forehead, hesitated for a long time, and then said: "If you are beautiful, you should first o, then x, then o and then x. If... if you are old and pale, you can... .. also first o and then x, and then o and then x."
"Wow...it's not such a strong taste!" Tianyi and Wanchai exclaimed at the same time.
"Ahem! Of course, I'll do the former, and you go to the latter." Xie Chenxin pointed to Wan Chai and said.
"I'm sorry~, why? Why me again?! You go to the good things, and I do the bad things." Wan Chai expressed considerable dissatisfaction.
"Uh... nonsense! Are you the young master or am I the young master?" Xie Chenxin's words made the kid choke, unable to utter a word.
"Yes, you are the young master!" After choking for a long time, this guy finally said such a sentence.
"It's done! Go find the teacher and change schools, hehe. This brother and I went to the classroom together!" After finishing speaking, this guy hurried up, hugged Tianyi, and said with a flattering smile: " Hey, brother! Come on, let's get to know each other well and talk about the philosophy of life."
"Philosophy of life?" Tian Yi was taken aback, a little unfamiliar with nouns.
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