Kiss the wrong wife

Lin Mingqi didn't come back for a while, and looked around in horror, shouting: "Don't talk nonsense, how can there be any beautiful women here?"

When Lin Mingqi called Jinger the actor, he didn't know that Mr. Chen was a performer from the Academy of Performing Arts. He looked back at Lin Mingqi in dissatisfaction, and then patted Duhu on the shoulder, "You tell me He, is that woman pretty, her skin is fair, and her long hair flutters, everyone Liu Tianwang said that a woman with long hair is a beautiful woman."

Dug looked around, where was the woman he was talking about?Feeling hairy, he turned his head to look at Lao Chong, and asked softly, "Old Chong, have you seen it?"

Lao Chong also looked around in horror, shook his head, "No!" Then he said angrily to Mr. Chen, "Then old man, don't scare us with nonsense."

Mr. Chen patted Duhu on the shoulder, dissatisfied and said: "Everyone is blind, let me down, I will ask."

Dahu let Mr. Chen down, Mr. Chen took a few steps forward, and said to the air, "Miss, what are you doing here so late? Why don't you go home?...Ah, you just stay Is there a family here? Are there any people here? They are all in the barren mountains.... We? We don’t live here, what do we do here? We don’t do anything, we were captured by the bad guys... .. Oh, don't pull me, let me go, let me go..." Mr. Chen stretched out his hands, pushed the air in front of him in horror, and then turned back and shouted: "Come here quickly , this woman is a robber, she always pulls me, come here!"

Du Hu and Lao Chong's scalps were numb, and they looked at each other, wondering if Mr. Chen was telling the truth or bluffing.

Seeing this, Lin Mingqi finally understood, and snorted coldly: "Old people are useless. Such a woman is also said to be a beautiful woman. Her complexion is too fair, her eyes are dull, and her eyes are dead. That dress, Forget it, don't complain, if you say she is a beauty, you can be a beauty."

With his back to Du Hu and Lao Chong, Mr. Chen suddenly let out a whimper. The sound was originally made by him, but he choked his throat like a ghost.He took a step back again and again, and said in horror: "What's your name? So scary? You can't be a ghost, can you?"

When Du Hu and Lao Chong heard this, they fled in fright, leaving the two old men on the barren mountains.

Seeing Du Hu and Lao Chong running away in a panic, Mr. Chen and Lin Mingqi laughed straight, and they sat on the ground. Lin Mingqi said: "I don't know where the two little thieves came from, but they also learned how to be big thieves. Maybe it’s just a momentary obsession with money?”

"It's not a problem if you lose your mind about money, but these two are clearly idiots. How do you know how to really kidnap them? Maybe someone ordered them behind the scenes." Mr. Chen snorted. He is not always stupid, but occasionally he is stupid. .

Lin Mingqi was reminded by him, and only then did he start to face up to this problem.He brushed away the prickly miscanthus with his hand, and asked, "Then do you think it was ordered by someone?"

"It's not necessarily an instigation, but I just want to instigate two fools who want to get rich to scare us. It really works. He has benefits. If it doesn't work, we can't blame him." Mr. Chen took off his shoes, smelling salty. The smell of fish came to his nostrils, Lin Mingqi knew his temperament, if he covered his nose and said it smelled bad, he would definitely turn his back on it, so he excused and said: "Wow, the smell of this soil is so strong!" So, he naturally covered it up nose.

Mr. Chen leaned down and smelled it, and said, "I don't think so, what you smell is probably my stinky feet?"

Lin Mingqi was speechless, and stared blankly at him, could you give me some hints?Why doesn't his character play back and forth?This makes it hard for people to figure it out, okay?

Mr. Chen looked at the rugged and winding mountain road and didn't know where it would lead. He was a little scared and asked Lin Mingqi, "Old man, do you know the way down the mountain?"

Lin Mingqi looked at it, "Couldn't it be all right if you just walk around?"

"You have such a good memory, you still remember the way you came here!" The old man said respectfully.

Lin Mingqi looked at him, a little confused, not sure if he sincerely admired him or satirized him, he changed the topic, "You said just now that someone ordered those two idiots to arrest us, who do you think it is?"

The old man shook his head, "I don't know, but there are rumors in the world that Jing'er offended Director Han of Xinguang Group. I suspect that it may be Director Han!"

Lin Mingqi looked at him strangely, "Where did you get this so-called world news? Aren't you all retired?"

The old man snorted coldly: "I'm retired. I'm not stupid, let alone deaf. I heard Hu Jinming come to my house and say those things to Axi. They thought I was demented, and they never avoided me."

"Didn't Director Han say he was crazy?" Lin Mingqi asked.

"Crazy can't be cured? Do you know who your granddaughter-in-law is? She can do magic."

"Is that called magic?"

"Magic, it's magic, where is there any magic?" Mr. Chen squinted at him, "You're so old, why are you so superstitious?"

"What does this have to do with superstition?" Lin Mingqiming secretly suffered a lot from the old man, and he felt a little unbalanced. He knew that he was old and demented before, so he blindly let him go. Now he sees that he is smarter than himself. , Where is the slightest confusion?Therefore, the words are also sharp, "You are ignorant, can flying around be called magic? Magic is just juggling, blinding, and magic is fundamentally different. You don't even understand this and still criticize me. I'm superstitious and stubborn."

The old man looked at him quietly, and said: "If you say the same when you go out, you will kill your granddaughter-in-law sooner or later."

Lin Mingqi was taken aback, and didn't understand what he meant for a while, seeing his serious expression, turning his head around, he immediately understood, and said depressedly: "I'm not a fool, I definitely wouldn't say that outside."

"Sometimes you get used to it and blurt it out without knowing it yourself. To avoid this situation, you have to brainwash yourself and tell yourself that it is magic." The old man said in a lecturing tone.

Lin Mingqi finally knew the distance between himself and the old man, he sighed, he is still a person with dementia, and the way of speaking and doing things is still so clear.Thinking of how he ran away from home with Sweet Potato Girl in his arms and did so many stupid things, could it be on purpose?No drama, this man.

Besides, Du Hu and Lao Chong ran for a long time as if fleeing, and sat on the side of the road to rest panting.

"Old Chong, it's a bit wrong to just throw the two old men on the mountain like this?" After Du Hu calmed down, he began to accept the condemnation of his conscience.

Lao Chong looked at the mountain with some horror, and said depressedly: "Who says it's not? They won't be eaten by ghosts, right?"

"Ghosts don't eat people, but ghosts can find substitutes." Duan told Lao Chong with his only supernatural knowledge.

Lao Chong was also a little worried, "If they die, we will be guilty of a serious crime. If they are found out, we will shoot them."

"Then what should we do?" Dahu was frightened, "Do you want to go back and find them?"

"Are you not afraid anymore?"

"Scared!"

"Then...it's probably not yet twelve o'clock. People say that ghosts are afraid of people before twelve o'clock, and people are afraid of ghosts after twelve o'clock. Let's go back and find them while it's still early!" the old man said. Chong suggested.

"I've heard people say, didn't the ghost just dare not do anything to the old man? But, Lao Chong, have you seen that ghost?" Du Hu asked.

Lao Chong recalled it for a while, and said: "I seem to see a shadow, but I can't see it clearly. Who would dare to see it?"

The two sat quietly for a while, struggling with conscience and guilt, and finally, the two unanimously decided to go back to find them.