Kiss the wrong wife

After staying in the hospital for two days, Lin Lefeng insisted on leaving the hospital, otherwise he would have to stay in the hospital for the rest of his life if the moldy god would come for two days.

When you get home, you can't be quiet.

Meishen soon found out his address and came to the door. Sister Yu heard that he was looking for Lin Lefeng and opened the door to let him in. As soon as he entered the main room, the glass door shattered with a bang, and the floor was full of glass.Sister Yu was taken aback, and said in surprise: "What's going on? It broke for no reason?"

Meishen didn't dare to stay, so he asked Sister Yu about Lin Lefeng's room and rushed up.

Lin Lefeng heard his voice when he was in the room, and quickly hid in the closet.Mold God pushed open the door, and there was no one in the room, so he called out, "Old Man?"

The wardrobe suddenly collapsed, and with a loud bang, it fell to the ground and separated into two parts.Lin Lefeng crawled out of the pile of clothes disheveledly, coughing again and again.

Meishen knelt down and asked in surprise, "Lao Wen, what are you doing in the closet?"

Lin Lefeng threw away the underwear on top of his head, and said angrily, "I'm looking for clothes."

"Oh!" Sitting on the bed, Meishen complained, "Why didn't you say anything when you got out of the hospital? It made it easier for me to find you."

Lin Lefeng said angrily: "Why are you looking for me? Why don't you go to Gongming? Why don't you go to the god of death?"

"I went to Gongming, and he took care of me. Death God, I can't find him. He's here too?" Mold God asked quickly.

Lin Lefeng jumped up, picked up a pen and paper to write an address, and said, "Go find him, hurry up, he's really messing around now."

Meishen pinched the address and smiled, "Okay, I'll go find him. By the way, where's your woman? She's so fierce." He thought Yang Ruhai was his wife.

Lin Lefeng threatened him, "She's coming back soon, you hurry up, or I won't be able to keep you when she comes back."

Mold God nodded quickly, and said with some fear: "I really have to leave quickly, brother, take good care of your illness, look at your weak body, poor, I will come back to see you when I have time."

"Don't come back!" Lin Lefeng said immediately.

Meishen was stunned for a moment, his eyes hurt a little, "You don't want to see me that much?"

Lin Lefeng smiled quickly: "Where is it? Am I not sick now? I'm afraid I will infect you."

Meishen stepped forward and gave Lin Lefeng a bear hug, and said emotionally: "Brother, you are so kind to me!"

Lin Lefeng raised his head and saw the chandelier on the ceiling beeping, he sighed, closed his eyes, come on, smash me to death.

Meishen let go of him, took two steps back, and the chandelier fell with a bang, hitting Lin Lefeng on the head.

Seeing this situation, Meishen smiled awkwardly, "Then I'm leaving!"

Lin Lefeng lay on the ground, waved his hands weakly, "Get lost!"

Meishen left in a hurry and rushed downstairs, just as Sister Yu was cleaning the glass, saw him coming down, and asked, "Leaving so quickly?"

Meishen smiled at Sister Yu, "Yeah, he's not feeling well, and he's being kept. By the way, his room is messy. Please help him clean it up."

Sister Yu said: "No, how could it be messed up? I clean it up every day." Then, she put down the broom and went upstairs. Head, said angrily: "Damn it? What's going on today?"

Moldy God left Lin's house with lightning speed, and walked up the broad road to find the God of Death.

The god of mildew, Bao Ziang, used to be an immortal official, and he had a very good relationship with the god of civil, military, wealth and death. Later, because of a mistake, he was demoted by the Jade Emperor as a god of mildew. Since then, he has no friends in his life.

He went to the door of Death God's house and rang the doorbell. Death God Qian Feifan was standing on the ladder to change the light bulb in the corridor. He raised his head, and suddenly felt his hands go numb, and the light bulb in his hand fell. Zhang, the light bulb fell into his mouth logically, and he just took a breath, and sucked the light bulb in instantly, and it was stuck tightly.

Qian Feifan must not know that the light bulb cannot be put in the mouth, because even if you use all your strength to swallow the light bulb, you cannot take it out.The compression resistance of the glass is very good, it cannot be pulled out, and by stretching, the air in the mouth will be reduced rapidly, forming a self-locking phenomenon.

"Reaper!" The mold god shouted again from outside.

Qian Feifan's footsteps were unsteady, and he was hanged from the ladder. He stood up, raised his head, went to the door and opened it, glaring at the God of mold.

Meishen was taken aback, "What are you doing?"

October [-], [-], if you are in Xinshi, if you have passed Kangwen Road at around [-]:[-] noon, then you must have seen a man in a khaki suit riding Pulling a bicycle, a tall, rich and handsome man in casual men's clothing, with his head raised slightly and a big light bulb stuck in his mouth, passed by.I heard that many people took pictures of this scene with their mobile phones on this day.Put it on, and the click-through rate quickly exceeded one million.

Being popular online is sometimes as simple as that.

The moment the doctor broke the light bulb for Qian Feifan, Qian Feifan stared at the God of mold with resentment, the God of mold lowered his head, pinching the corner of his suit, with a look of panic.

The glass undoubtedly cut Qian Feifan's mouth, his mouth was injected with disinfectant, and the doctor asked him to speak as little as possible.When he left the hospital, he had a gloomy expression on his face. He turned his head every three steps and stared at the moldy god who followed suit.

"I really can't go, I'm gone, who will take care of you? You're still a patient now, so I have to take care of you, right? We're friends." Miles God argued.

Qian Feifei said angrily: "Stay away from me, you are taking care of me."

Mold God hurriedly said: "Don't talk, it's windy, don't flash your tongue!"

Qian Feifei's eyes protruded, staring at him fiercely, crow's mouth, crow's mouth, he was about to yell, but his tongue was bitten by his teeth, causing him to squat down and cover his mouth in pain, tears of sadness and resentment flowed into his heart ah.

"What's the matter?" Moldy God stepped forward to help him up. Just as he stood up, a child rushed over on a scooter. When he saw someone blocking the way, he was startled, and his feet jumped, and the scooter flew out. , hit Qian Feifan's crotch, who can empathize with the sadness and grief of that egg?Meishen looked at Qian Feifan's grinning expression with some trepidation, and took a step back.

Qian Feifan squatted on the ground again, sobbing and looking up at the sky, Jade Emperor, do you still remember the cute little God of Death by the Daming Lake?Damn, that's all.

Seeing him like this, the god of mildew couldn't bear it. He is a kind and good god after all, how could he put his friend in danger and abandon him?Then he took two steps forward, trying to reach out his hand to support him, but Qian Feifan was furious, and stretched out his hand to grab his hair. However, hair is a fatal injury to a woman, but to a man with a short hair, there is no pressure Ah, Qian Feifan only felt his finger slipping, and the bristling strands of hair passed through his finger, and he rushed out of the road by himself because of too much force.

The traffic on the road was like water, he quickly moved his buttocks to move backwards, and then, he still watched helplessly as a Tiida failed to brake in time, and the two tires on the left bumped and rolled over his feet.

"Ah..." The scream pierced through the ozone layer above Xinshi and reached the heaven.