Kiss the wrong wife

Jing'er snorted, "I still say the same thing, I admire those who have the ability to beat me to death, and those who don't have the ability to touch me!"

Huo Mo said angrily: "How do you believe that I know illusion art? You said you don't need to show it to you, you bastard!"

Jing'er pretended to think for a while, and said: "Okay, it's fine if you insist on proving it. You go to the hospital with me tomorrow, and I'll let you meet someone. You can use the illusion technique to reveal her life to me!"

"Why do you want to go to the hospital? The hospital is so perverted, they give people big needles every now and then!" Huo Mo obviously didn't like the hospital very much.

"I've seen your abilities, so I'm going to be in a place you're afraid of." Jing'er said lazily.After a pause, she said again: "If you don't dare to go, tell me early, don't go when the time comes, and you won't be embarrassed!"

Huo Mo said arrogantly: "Hmph, boy, will I still be embarrassed? Yue'er has already taken care of me so that I know all kinds of skills."

Seeing that she had achieved her goal, Jing'er smiled and said, "Okay, if you really know the magic mirror technique, I will provide you with breakfast for January!"

"Really? Let's talk about it like this. What time will you go to the hospital tomorrow?" Huo Mo is the kind of person who has nothing to do except eat. If there is food, his wife and children can be left alone.

Lin Lefeng and Jinger looked at each other, "Since you are so anxious to prove your ability, why not go now, anyway, the girl is also in the hospital now."

Huo Mo suddenly stood up and said, "Okay, let's go now!"

Jing'er shook her head, "It's past visiting time, let's go tomorrow!"

The fire demon went to pull her, "We're not visiting patients, so why are there so many nonsense, let's go!"

When the three of them came to the hospital, Huo Mo said, "Who is that girl, go and pull out one of her hairs!"

Jing'er didn't know the magic mirror technique, so she asked, "What do you want hair for?"

The fire demon said impatiently: "Without hair, how can I use the magic mirror technique?"

Jing'er was dumbfounded, "Isn't it enough to be within a hundred meters of the person being cast?"

"You still have to have her hair, do you understand?" Huo Mo said.

Emma, ​​it's too painful to argue with these people who don't understand anything, and slander him as Lord Huomo for being incompetent and blind!

Lin Lefeng said: "Indeed, the magic mirror requires the caster's hair!"

Huomo glanced at Lin Lefeng with a really insightful look, and said to Jinger: "See?" Then he said proudly: "This is called knowing English, and it is especially powerful to speak in English when you are arrogant."

Jing'er suddenly felt powerless to complain.After all, Yue'er is also the owner of the Moon Palace, how could she fall in love with this bastard?

It is not difficult to get Chen Yayan's hair now.Jing'er sneered at Lin Lefeng, but Lin Lefeng turned his eyes away, as if he couldn't receive her gaze.Crazy, let him go in and pull the woman's hair, it's no wonder he isn't called indecent.

Huo Mo frowned and said, "Why does it have to be this woman? Can't we try other women?"

As soon as the words finished, a nurse came over and asked, "What are you three doing here? You are not allowed to visit patients now, come back tomorrow!"

Jing'er's eyes lit up, and she winked at Lin Lefeng.Lin Lefeng shook his head, Jing'er stared and became fierce.Lin Lefeng glared at her sadly, then raised his hand slightly, stroked his bangs lightly, and walked in front of the nurse with a little melancholy, looked at the name tag on his chest, and his eyes became lingering and ambiguous, "Qing Son, do you remember me?"

Ten minutes later, the nurse successfully got Chen Yayan's hair out, and shyly said to Lin Lefeng, "Then come pick me up after get off work tomorrow."

Lin Lefeng made a charming expression, and said with a smile: "Well, I will pick you up for dinner tomorrow."

The three hid in the men's room, Jing'er said in disgust, "Why are you in the men's room?"

"Because there is no one patrolling here alone." Fire Demon said.

"Then why don't you go to the women's bathroom? It stinks here!" Jing'er covered her nose and said.

"Hey? Don't tell me that everything you women pull out smells good? What are you talking about so much nonsense? Hurry up and leave after casting the spell." The perverted fire demon actually took off his socks to cover his nose, in his own words I would rather smell the bean drum on my feet than the smell of the toilet.

The fire demon burned Chen Yayan's hair, put the ashes of her hair flat in the palm of his hand, and muttered something, Jing'er said, "Look for the scene where she and her sister quarreled!"

The three of them squatted in the men's bathroom in the middle of the night, and finally found out the reason why Chen Yayan had turned against her sister.

The three of them walked out of the men's room in a daze, with their feet floating, and they helped them leave.

It was so uncomfortable, it was the first time in Huo Mo's life that he couldn't eat, which was already a very serious matter for him.

"Emma, ​​it's so uncomfortable!" Huo Mo sat on the car, slumped in the back seat, with a disheveled expression on his face, but he still couldn't forget his complacency, "Look, isn't I amazing?"

Jing'er put her head on Lin Lefeng's shoulder, and said weakly: "It's too powerful, but I feel like vomiting, Lin Lefeng, can you hold on? You can drive!"

Lin Lefeng's face was pale, and he said, "I can hold on!" After a pause, he suddenly pushed Jing'er away, opened the window and rushed out, and then only heard a "wah" sound, followed by a series of heart-piercing vomiting sounds.

When Huo Mo heard his vomiting, he got goosebumps all over his body, and roared uncomfortably: "Don't throw up, I'm suffering!"

Lin Lefeng responded weakly: "Fire Demon, come here and see what I vomited? It's so strange, why would I vomit such things?"

After all, Huomo couldn't bear the temptation, especially when there were strange things to look at. He opened the car door and got out of the car. The smell is overwhelming.

A grass mud horse gallops past!

Two mud horses galloped past!

Three mud horses galloped past!

Tens of thousands of mud horses gallop past!

Lin Lefeng, I will kill your family, and I will greet the women of your family!

The fire demon let out a "wow", and vomited earth-shatteringly!

Finally, after sending Huo Mo home, Jing'er wanted to speak to Huo Mo, but when she opened her mouth, Huo Mo stretched out her hand to block it, and said through gritted teeth: "You husband and wife, don't appear in front of me in the future, I will break up with you! "After that, he staggered upstairs with all kinds of resentful expressions.

It's not an exaggeration to kill him for this kind of shit, no, killing him won't solve the hatred, at least it will destroy the family!

Lin Lefeng shrugged, "He's too stingy!"

Jing'er's face was dull, "Go home, my stomach hurts!"

Lin Lefeng started the car and said: "Don't talk about this topic, I can't stand it, go home and sleep, it's a nightmare!"

It was a nightmare. In the dream, the three of them were trapped in the cesspit, unable to escape. That feeling was worse than death.