Kiss the wrong wife

Platoon Leader Zhang looked at her suspiciously, "What do you mean? This will be over soon? Look, there are not many of them."

Jing'er said: "Whenever bandits take over the mountains and become kings, there are minions, and naturally there are also kings of the mountain. This place is no exception. They did evil in their lifetime, and they should have gone to hell, but for some reason, they stayed in the human world. There must be a ghost king ruling them and escorting them from the fire of hell. Now that we have taken the kid, the ghost king is coming!"

Platoon Leader Zhang was a little nervous when he heard this, and asked, "Is the ghost king powerful?"

"Are you afraid?" Jing'er asked with a smile.

"What are you afraid of? Aren't you here?" Platoon Leader Zhang said.

"Oh? Didn't you say I'm a magic stick before? Why are you counting on my magic stick now?" Jing'er sarcastically.

Platoon Leader Zhang said with a sneer: "Your Excellency has a lot, you won't take it to heart."

"I'm not an adult, I'm a little girl. Anyone who offends me will be remembered forever." Jing'er said earnestly.

Platoon Leader Zhang was taken aback, and looked at her serious expression, "Oh my god, you don't mean to push me to death for a while, do you? I can't deal with the ghost king, and I can't use the eight-character knot either."

"Bazi horoscope knots are useless against ghost kings." Jing'er stood up, and the sky over DreamWorks gradually became cloudy, with black clouds gathering from all directions.

"It's going to rain? No way. Today's weather forecast says it will be sunny. As expected, you can't believe the weather forecast." Platoon Leader Zhang also stood up and said.

"The weather forecast is still reliable, look at the sky outside!" Jing'er carried the platoon leader Zhang up to the roof and let him see another piece of sky.

"Wow, what's going on? These clouds are so low, and the sky over there is still bright and the sun is shining brightly!" Platoon Leader Zhang asked in surprise.Of course, the sun was exaggerating, but at least it was a beautiful winter day.

Jing'er shrugged, "Because, the ghost king is here!"

Platoon leader Zhang was so frightened that he almost fell down. He looked around in surprise and asked, "Where is it? Where is it? Are you here? Why didn't I see it?"

Jing'er sat on the roof and asked, "Is there any smoke?"

The platoon leader Zhang hurriedly took out a pack of cigarettes, "Do you smoke?"

"Occasionally!" Jing'er took out a cigarette, lit it, held it between two fingers, and put it gracefully into her mouth.

"My God, you're not the kind of person who smokes when you're nervous, are you? You can't handle the ghost king? Don't scare me!" Platoon leader Zhang saw her calm and relaxed look, but her eyes were very sharp. , constantly scanning the clouds, thinking she was nervous.

Jing'er took a puff of cigarette and spit it out. Platoon Leader Zhang looked at her in surprise, "Why do you spit out so much smoke? You're smoking!" He clearly only saw Jing'er take a puff, but She exhaled smoke continuously from her mouth, and the smoke slowly flew up, hitting the black clouds.

Jing'er handed him the cigarette, "You continue to smoke, I'll go up and have a look!"

"Smoking? I smoke your leftovers? I don't want to drool!" Platoon Leader Zhang said with some disgust, he took out one and planned to light it.

Jing'er knocked out his cigarette and said, "Where are so many nonsense? Hurry up!"

"Women's saliva is dirty!" Platoon Leader Zhang muttered, but he still took the cigarette Jinger gave him and put it in his mouth, took a puff, and then spit it out immediately. It's strange, just take one puff, and the cigarette will continue He looked at Jing'er in amazement, and said excitedly: "I can do it too, I also have spells!"

Jing'er rolled her eyes, "I cast a spell in the smoke, smoke it quickly!" After she finished speaking, she flew up like a light swallow, stepped on the soft cloud, and flew straight to the black cloud.

"Wow!" The people outside DreamWorks also saw it, "People can fly!" Someone took out their mobile phone, and the director immediately stopped him, "No filming is allowed, and I will immediately turn my face against anyone who takes pictures!" I really can't make it public, otherwise, Jing'er will be harmed.So he strongly stopped.

Seeing what the director said, everyone realized that they couldn't take pictures, so they put down their phones one after another.

After Jing'er touched the black cloud, the black cloud suddenly disappeared, and then even Jing'er's figure disappeared.

Platoon Leader Zhang was so frightened that he shouted loudly, "Hey, hello, sorceress, are you still there?"

His voice echoed in DreamWorks, and the remaining headless ghosts rushed towards him. He panicked and smoked violently, and the smoke came out, trapping the headless ghosts one by one in the smoke.

He was overjoyed, and took a few more puffs in a row. He was so carried away with complacency that he forgot that a lot of smoke would come out after just one puff.When he found that the smoke had come to an end, and there were still several headless ghosts floating in the air, he knew that he was in tragedy.

He stood shyly on the roof, reached out to touch the gun, squatted down and raised the gun and said, "Don't come over, I shot, I tell you, I am a sharpshooter, you advise you not to take risks, and you don't want to die too much One time?...Don't come here, don't come here, I really shot, oh, go away, Goddess, help me!"

The ghosts ignored his threat and quickly surrounded him. He could clearly feel the cold fingers of the ghost brushing against his face. Above the hollow neck of the headless ghost, it screamed in fright.

Just closing his eyes, the sense of fear became more and more intense. He opened his eyes again, and suddenly saw a bloody hand shaking in front of his eyes, his heart jumped into his throat, and he waved his hands in panic, Immediately, the headless ghost grabbed his hands and was about to throw him down.

"No!" Paige Zhang shouted, "Help, witch!"

As soon as the headless ghost released his hand, Platoon Leader Zhang flew into the air and fell down with a whoosh.He thought that even if he didn't die this time, he would at least be paralyzed. As a result, he only felt that the ground was soft, and there was no pain in his body. He stretched out his hand to touch the ground, but it was also soft. When he looked down, it was the smoke he exhaled.It turned out that when he was thrown to play chess by the headless ghost, the smoke flew down to cover him, so he was not injured.

He stood up with weak legs, looked up, and saw a black shadow flying down rapidly, and when his eyes went dark, he felt something rushed into his body.He was startled, looked up and saw Jing'er also flew down, walked in front of him, with a strange smile on his mouth, "What are you laughing at? Are you a ghost?" Platoon Leader Zhang asked with a step back, with panic on his face. .

Jing'er smiled slightly, "No, it's your upper body!" She suddenly punched him in the abdomen, he was in pain, and screamed, a ball of black air suddenly flew out of his mouth, Jing'er snorted With a sound, the swastika on the center of the eyebrows formed a powerful one, enveloping the cloud of black air, and then flew back to Jinger's hand.

Jing'er cast another horoscope knot, and collected all the remaining ghosts. The black air in the sky dissipated, and a ray of sunshine poured into DreamWorks.

"It's over!" Jing'er said.

Platoon Leader Zhang covered his stomach and said, "You fucking beat me up!"

"Who made you so weak? You actually let the ghost king get on your body." Jing'er straightened her horoscope and said calmly.

"You are talking nonsense, where is your upper body? You hit me, and I was conscious at the time." Platoon Leader Zhang said angrily.

"Who told you that a ghost will lose consciousness immediately after taking possession of your body? It takes time for him to get used to it if he wants to occupy your body. If I didn't beat him out in time, you would be occupied by him now. If you kill him, you will only destroy your body!" Jing'er threatened.

"Cheat ghost!" Platoon Leader Zhang murmured, but he believed it completely in his heart.

Paichang Zhang limped out with a basket on his back, what a pity, he turned into bow-legged after a good year!