Kiss the wrong wife

Sister Yu moved a chair for Lin Mingqi to sit on. Lin Mingqi had an unlit cigar in his mouth, which was given to him by a client. He had quit smoking for a long time. Find him in the study.

Lin Mingqi raised his feet and said angrily, "Nisun, tell me what you did?"

Lin Lefeng said sadly: "Grandpa, please tell me! But, before you tell me, can you wash your eyes? It's so hot!"

Sister Yu went into the kitchen and brought out a plate of clean water, then gave him a clean towel, and said, "Master, let's wash."

Lin Lefeng sat up and looked suspiciously at the clear water in front of him, "Is there something in the water?"

"I'll take it if you don't wash it!" Sister Yu pouted.

Lin Lefeng stretched out his hand to stop him, "I'll wash it!" Hey, I finally remembered my identity in my previous life. I thought I could pretend to be cool, handsome, and look like a handsome man. Now, I don't have any image. Lin Lefeng was even more miserable.

The water was cool, so he quickly twisted the towel half dry, gently wiped his eyes and face, repeated several times, and felt that the stinging pain on his face had subsided, and it was over.

He sat on the ground, looked up at the majestic grandfather, and asked feebly, "Tell me the cause of my death!"

Lin Mingqi bit his cigar, stretched out his hand and hit him on the head, cursing while beating: "I told you to bring women back to sleep, I told you to whore, I told you to be lecherous, I told you to be disrespectful..."

Lin Lefeng hugged his head and finally understood why grandpa was angry. He said sadly, "Grandpa, you misunderstood!" He looked up at Jing'er who was sitting in the living room playing with her mobile phone. Standing on his feet, it is somewhat similar to the old man's posture.

"Misunderstanding? Okay, tell me, did you bring back a woman or a man?" The old man asked mightily, stopped beating his hands, took the cigar in his mouth, leaned forward, and tried to overwhelm him with his momentum. Lin Lefeng.

"Here, woman!" Lin Lefeng opened his mouth and was about to defend himself, but the old man raised his eyebrows again, "Then are you on the bed or in the living room?"

"Although it's on the bed..."

"Then what do you guys do on the bed?" Lin Mingqi roared again before he finished explaining.

"What can be done on the bed? No, I mean, she wants to see if our mattress is comfortable to sleep on?"

"Then did you put on your clothes on the bed?" Lin Mingqi said, and knocked him on the head again.

"Of course I did!" Lin Lefeng gave him a contemptuous look, "Who do you think I am?"

Lin Mingqi snorted, got up and walked to Jing'er in small steps, and said with a smile on his face, "Daughter-in-law, listen, she is wearing clothes. According to my experience, you have to take off your clothes if you do something immoral." Isn't it? It seems that the woman really wants to try our mattress. Although this sounds a bit absurd, but the world is like this, things that seem unbelievable are often the truth. "

Jinger thought it was funny, she was angry, not because Lin Lefeng brought the woman back, but because he punctured her tire, but Lin Mingqi thought she was jealous, Zhang Luo made such a big scene to help her out, although it was funny, but also Somewhat touching.She pulled Lin Mingqi to sit down, gave Lin Lefeng another look, and said, "Okay, this matter is over, but the matter of him piercing my tire cannot be easily dismissed."

"Yes, I'll have the truck towed right away. Don't worry, I'll pay for the maintenance!" Lin Mingqi patted his chest and said with a smile on his face. Although he punished the brat, he was actually not angry because , A woman is jealous, what does it mean?Don't care what vinegar you eat?

Jing'er glanced at him, "You help him? Do you help him with everything he needs?"

Lin Mingqi coughed quickly, turned back to Lin Lefeng bluffing and said, "Well, yes, I can't help you for the rest of my life, you can figure out a way for yourself."

Lin Lefeng wasn't sure whether Jinger was jealous or angry that he punctured her tire, got up, walked to Jinger's side and sat down, put his arms around her shoulders, and shouted with a poignant smile, "wife!"

Goosebumps all over Jing'er's body immediately stood up, she pulled his hands away, and said in disgust, "Your hands are very dirty after washing them with soap."

Lin Lefeng spread out his fingers and asked inexplicably, "Where is it dirty?"

Jing'er threw the newspaper on his head, and said coldly, "What do you think?"

Lin Lefeng looked at his hands, then looked up at Lin Mingqi suspiciously, Lin Mingqi stood up holding his chest, "Hey, I'm getting impatient, I'm going to rest, Sister Yu, let's cook." It's over, it's time for the young couple to flirt.

The driver came in with a few buckets in his hand, and said blankly: "Then, don't you want to beat the boss?"

"It's over!" Sister Yu picked up the water tray on the ground and walked back to the kitchen.

Lin Lefeng's eyes shot sharply at the driver. The driver let out an "uh" and went into the garden with his head down.

Jing'er looked at Lin Lefeng who was wet, and said angrily, "Go up and change clothes."

Lin Lefeng seemed to be serious, but also seemed to be joking and asked: "Honey, are you jealous?"

Jing'er glanced at him, stretched out her right palm, and asked, "Look, what is this?"

Lin Lefeng looked at her palm, which had obviously protruding calluses, and said, "Hand!"

Jing'er slapped him on the face, and said with a sneer, "This is a slap in the face. If you call me wife again, it won't be as simple as a slap next time."

Lin Lefeng's eyes widened, and imitated Jing Er's hand, "Look, what is this?"

Jing'er folded her hands on her chest, "Shoot if you dare!"

Lin Lefeng raised his palm, Jing'er grabbed his hand, but unexpectedly his lips came up, and he quickly touched her lips, and said with a narrow smile: "This is the legendary kiss!"

Jing'er's eyes widened, she grabbed Lin Lefeng's hand and said angrily, "It's against you?"

Lin Lefeng was held back by her, but he didn't feel uncomfortable. He smiled and said: "Okay, I was wrong, I admit it." As he spoke, he posed in a charming Portuguese style, suddenly felt his nose itchy, and sneezed twice in a row .Two lines of snot suddenly flowed from the nose.The failure is here. The accident is something you will never guess. Do you think you are handsome?

Jing'er pushed him away in disgust, "Go, go, I'm so disgusted!"

Lin Lefeng's head suddenly thumped, and his face turned red all of a sudden. He picked up the paper towel on the table, wiped his nose, and went upstairs with his head down, not daring to be handsome anymore.

Jing'er is a little funny, this old and young couple are babes, sometimes they can really piss people off.

Lin Lefeng walked to the stairs, stopped, and asked Jing'er: "You haven't said why my hands are dirty!"

Jing'er said indifferently: "There is a runny nose."

Lin Lefeng suddenly froze, covered his face and ran wildly.

God of Wealth?The legendary elegance and elegance, the legendary evil charm and madness, are there any?Is there any?

Lin Mingqi stuck his head out from the second floor, looked at it, and muttered, "It's over so soon? I thought there was a show to watch!"

The driver crawled in from the balcony on the second floor, stood quietly behind Lin Mingqi, and said, "I know why the uncle's hands are dirty."

Lin Mingqi rolled his eyes at him, "You know what a fart! You came back with me, what do you know?"

"Ms. Yu told me that the old man led the woman's hand downstairs. Ms. Yu said that when the young lady saw it, her face changed!" The driver whispered like a Hachiko talking about right and wrong.

Lin Mingqi clicked his tongue twice, "This kid, he sneaked food and came home. Just now, he was just acting for Jing'er. I have to teach that kid a solid lesson later."

The driver said excitedly: "Okay, when will you teach me a lesson?"

Lin Mingqi glanced at him expressionlessly, "Do you want to see it? Walk down here with your hands."

The driver immediately somersaulted, with his head on the ground, supporting his body with his hands, and slowly walked down the stairs.After getting off the ground, he excitedly said: "Okay."

Lin Mingqi hummed, and said, "Congratulations, wash your hands and prepare to eat!" After finishing speaking, he entered the room!

The driver stared blankly at the second floor, unable to turn his head around for a moment.