Kiss the wrong wife

The old man finally came back from the United States. As soon as he walked out of the airport, he almost had a heart attack. A bunch of reporters surrounded him and asked questions.It's just that the reporters behind were still chasing after him, the driver said excitedly: "Look at my ability, I'll get rid of them!" After saying that, he started to speed up, and the car crossed left and right on the expressway like a dragon, sometimes slow, When the car was about to catch up, it suddenly accelerated again, as exciting and exciting as the speed of life and death.

When they finally arrived at the house, the reporters were all shaken off.

He turned back excitedly, "I'm great, right?"

The old man had a pale face, and slowly stretched out his fingers to hook the hook. The driver excitedly leaned over, and the old man pulled open the collar of his T-shirt, and spat into his clothes with a wow.

The driver's face was ashen, and he yelled sadly: "Help!"

After entering the house, hot water was applied to the face, and Jingjing tea was given, and the old man's complexion improved a little.

Sister Yu gave the driver a hard look, "Why don't you go racing? What kind of driver are you? You should just be a racer."

The driver has finished washing, and now he is just mourning his clothes. He doesn't know if he can wash away the smell. Hearing Sister Yu's complaint, he also mourned: "My clothes are very expensive."

"How expensive are your clothes? Isn't it a street stall in the morning market? How expensive are three pieces for 50 yuan?" Sister Yu sarcastically said.

"This one is not. This one cost more than 100 yuan. I bought it specially for a blind date. Now it has been scrapped before the blind date." The driver yelled.

The old man picked up the pillow of the sofa, straightened his waist and threw himself on the driver, beating him while angrily said: "I let you drive fast, I let you stimulate."

The driver was beaten so hard that he ran away with his head in his arms, howling again and again.

The old man is a man who must take revenge, so he immediately called Jinger, "Jinger, help me take this bastard Ade up the mountain for a walk, I want him to vomit ten times."

The last time Jing'er took Lin Lefeng out for a walk, when Lin Lefeng came back, he said that he vomited yellow bile.If you don't give this brat a lesson, he will still get angry in the future.

"Follow the order!" Jing'er happened to have nothing to do, so she drove back.

As soon as I entered the room, I heard Sister Yu chattering about bad things about the driver. The driver was sitting at the bottom of the stone steps, with a basin of water in front of him, scrubbing his expensive clothes hard.

For him, nothing could be more sad than this.He gritted his teeth and bought an expensive item, but before he could show it off, it was destroyed, and it was so disgustingly destroyed.

Jing'er winked at the driver and told him to hide quickly, but the driver saw it, but didn't leave, and said angrily, "I want him to pay for my clothes."

Hearing what he said inside, the old man became furious again, and rushed out with a pair of scissors. With a click, the clothes on the driver's hand suddenly turned into rags.

The driver stood up abruptly, snatched the scissors, cut a hole in the old man's suit with a click, then threw the scissors on the ground fiercely, and said angrily, "You pay my wife."

In fact, the old man is also a bullying person. He originally wanted to punish him and not allow him to go racing, but now that he was really angry, he lost his anger.

He tried to persuade him, "For clothes, just buy them."

The driver's eyes were red, "You don't understand, how do you understand that you are the big boss? My girlfriend's family dislikes me..."

"No, didn't you just say to go on a blind date? Why do you have a girlfriend now? When did you have a girlfriend? Why didn't you tell me?" The old man raised his voice.

"Her family doesn't like me and won't let her marry me. Of course I'm going on a blind date. It's not like I can't do without her." The driver said angrily.

"Does she like you?" Jing'er asked a crucial question.

"Of course she likes me!" The driver looked at Jing'er and said firmly.

"That's all right?" Jing'er laughed, "You're not marrying someone from her family, you're just marrying her."

The driver was a little ashamed, "It's just that she told me to buy a good car and a house before going to her. I don't have enough money to buy a house, so I can buy a car." He has been with the old man for many years, and the old man treats him well, and he himself is very stingy To paraphrase Sister Yu, I have known him for so many years, and I have never ordered an ice cream, so I should have a deposit of several hundred thousand.

"Is she so snobbish?" Sister Yu sneered, "If you like someone, will you care so much?"

The driver suddenly became angry, "That's the basic security for a woman, who will marry you now that you don't have a house or a car?"

"Then those who don't have a car or a house can't marry a wife. What's your theory? I married my husband naked back then." Sister Yu said.

"That's why your husband abandoned you after he got rich." The driver retorted, and suddenly realized that he had said something wrong, and murmured: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to say this to hurt your heart, don't be sad."

Jing'er was taken aback, she knew that Sister Yu was married and had a son, but she didn't know that Sister Yu divorced her husband.Didn't she say that she was very affectionate with her husband before?It's just that the husband is doing business in other places and the son is boarding at school, so they don't live together.

Sister Yu said carelessly: "It's nothing, I'm not sad."

Jing'er changed the subject and asked the driver, "How much money do you have now?"

"Two thousand deposits!" the driver said.

"What?" The old man and sister Yu suddenly shouted, "Where's your money? Whoring?"

"Have a baby!" said the driver.

"Where did you come from, kid? Are you going to piss me off?" The old man was furious, "Your monthly salary is 11, and I will give you a bonus of 14 at the end of the year, and 50 a year. You don't smoke or drink, and you don't even wear clothes. If you don’t buy it, where did your money go?” The driver stayed with him for [-] years, lived in Lin’s house, ate at Lin’s house, usually spent nothing, and even when he went out, he brought his own kettle and didn’t even buy mineral water. .Clothes are always street stalls, [-] yuan for three pieces, a suit and outfit, and the old man bought it for him. The mobile phone is eight years old, the oldest Nokia, the kind of brick that kills people.

The driver murmured, "I have eighteen children."

"I beat you to death, you bastard, you have [-] children, you want to lie to me? How can I explain to your Baiye (father) that you don't grow up? When he was dying, he told me to take good care of him." You, the driver outside, have a salary of four thousand at most and no bonus, you bastard, if you don't tell me where the money goes today, I'll pour shit into your mouth." The old man was so angry Tuan Tuan Zhuan originally thought that A De was the person he didn't need to worry about the least, but because of his unremarkable appearance and honest and honest personality, he was never able to marry a wife, but he didn't expect that he even squandered all his money.

Jing'er also frowned and said, "De, where did your money go?"

Ade wanted to open his mouth to explain, Jinger immediately said sharply: "Don't talk about your eighteen children."

Ade's mouth was fixed, and then he drooped his head, "That's gone."

The old man took off his slippers, stooped to pick them up, and threw himself at Ade, beating his head, "You're going to piss me off, you can't study, you have no education, no education, I think you are cute and sensible. I like learning Kung Fu, I Arrange for you to learn, and when you come back, you will fight against each other..."

"I see injustice, that bastard bullies children." Ade explained while hiding.

"That's someone's son. It's none of your business to teach him a lesson? Are you eating too much? Why don't you go to night school when you have so much free time?" People who eat porridge at night are still inexplicably recruited.