Evil Spirit Book

The so-called skin-to-skin relationship probably means being kissed up to the neck by a female corpse. How can a coward surnamed Chen use idioms? Didn't he graduate from primary school?

The uncle looked at me for a long time, and probably felt that I didn't have the courage, so he frowned and asked the ghost Chen, "Then what should we do now?"

"Burning the corpse." He spit out two words lightly, and said again: "But I don't have time to waste." His meaning was very clear, he didn't want to waste any more time on this matter, and that female ghost could pester whoever she liked.

I immediately became angry, wishing to kick him in the face a few times, shit, isn't it just playing tricks, sir, I don't care.My temper came up.Immediately waved to the little yellow dog, and said with a dark face: "Come here, help me back to the room, I want to sleep!"

The little yellow dog was quite helpless, as soon as he moved, the ghost Chen You said: "Bask more in the sun to replenish yang energy. Tonight, when you go to bed, light an ever-burning lamp by the bedside. For burning corpses, you can enter the python forest by the way."

I have never been superstitious, but my uncle obeyed the words of the ghost Chen, and ordered the little yellow dog to light an ever-burning lamp beside my bed. When I was about to sleep, I couldn't hold back, and asked my uncle: "Basking in the sun can increase yang energy. This Chen is here Are you fooling me? I think it’s more reliable to drink some black-bone chicken and high-ginseng soup, and eat some sea cucumber and shark’s fin.” As I said, I felt that my saliva was about to flow down.

The uncle couldn't laugh or cry, and laughed and cursed: "What do you know?" After a pause, he said: "The human body has [-] pores. When the sun rises, the pores are wide open, and the sun's essence and yang energy flow through the pores through the eight extraordinary meridians. , Limbs and bones, there is a saying: It is better to wake up at five o'clock in the sun than to eat ginseng into the belly. The ancient ancestors paid attention to health preservation, and they paid attention to working at sunrise and resting at sunset. Dasheng is helpful to the circulation of the five internal organs of the human body, driving away the old and the new. The heaven and the earth are constantly revolving, and the sun, the moon, and the four seasons have their own mysteries. For thousands of years, our ancestors have studied it thoroughly. You boy...don’t talk nonsense if you don’t understand .”

I was dizzy when I heard this, and hurriedly said: "I said, uncle, don't talk to me as soon as you talk about these things. It's in the middle of the night. If you don't feel dizzy, I will be dizzy." The yellow dog took good care of me, so they went back to their rooms to sleep.

The next day, as soon as a cloud appeared in the sky, the little yellow dog pulled me out of the bed. It was February and the weather was still cold. I shivered from the cold and was dragged up to dry in the yard to bask in the morning light.

The little yellow dog looked at me suffering and gloated from the sidelines. I saw him proud, so I sneered and asked him to move out all the reclining chairs and quilts for me. Even if I want to sunbathe, I have to lie down and sunbathe!

With my uncle together, the little yellow dog didn’t dare to be disobedient, swearing and serving all the way, I don’t know if it’s really effective, I slept in the yard while drying in the sun, and by the time of lunch, I already felt in good spirits.

Seeing this and the urging of the ghost Chen, the uncle decided to leave that afternoon.

We packed up our equipment. Old man Wang thought that our group was all folk masters with "unique magic", so he didn't dare to ask us what we were going to do in the python forest. He only took the bacon at home and said that we would roast it in the camp at night. Uncle is very rigid, in line with the principle of doctors and parents, not to accept red envelopes from patients, for a piece of bacon, I couldn't stand it, so I just took it, grinned, and said: "Thanks, I like to eat bacon. "

The uncle kicked over and scolded: "You little bastard." But he was very biased, seeing that I put away the bacon, he didn't say much, and a group of us started heading towards the python forest with our equipment on our backs.

In order to prevent that Miss Minguo from coming out to cause trouble again, the ghost Chen said that he must burn the corpse and let me lead the way, but when I entered the forest, I just felt that everything was the same everywhere. The traces I stepped on the night before were covered by the fallen leaves overnight. I couldn't see it at all. Based on my general impression, I led everyone around, and finally I had to fish their heads, and said with a dry smile: "It seems... I can't find it."

The big man choked, patted me on the shoulder, and said in a rough voice: "I said boy, you can't bear to burn it, right?"

I got angry, pushed him, and said: "Go to your mother's little boy, I have nothing to do with that woman, I have never even touched her hand..." After finishing speaking, I felt cowardly again, why did I To explain this kind of thing?

The ghost Chen frowned, obviously he had a lot of opinions on me, I saw that he was not happy with that, so I made a plan and said kindly: "Brother Chen, you are a Taoist doctor, and it stands to reason that you also know some feng shui tracing techniques. It shouldn’t be difficult for you to find the real body of a female ghost, right?” Actually, I don’t know anything about this, but it seems to be like this on TV, those Taoist priests take out a compass and walk around , can dig up a coffin or a corpse.

The ghost Chen raised his eyebrows, as if he was a little surprised. After a while, he said slowly, "I won't waste this time for you." His meaning was very clear, he would, but he wouldn't do it for me .

I choked, and for some reason, felt embarrassed.

Seeing that the atmosphere was a bit tense, the little yellow dog quickly grabbed me and shouted, "Little ancestor, think about it again."

The ancient trees in this forest are towering, and they look the same from left to right. I was very lucky to be able to run out from here last night. At this time, if I can’t find the way, I can’t find it. It’s useless to call my ancestors.

I curled my lips and said, "If she dares to come, I will beat her up. She doesn't even know her parents, so she won't look for her anymore!" The uncle was so angry that he probably wanted to kick me, so I quickly took a step forward, He had no choice but to keep up with a sigh.

According to the dictated route left by my grandfather, to enter the inaccessible village, the first thing to pass through is this piece of python forest. Difficult, I think, if we put a camera behind our group, then we can develop an exploration program called "Walk the Earth".

I was 'borrowed' by Miss Minguo, and my physical strength was weakened. After walking in front for more than an hour, I became panting, and gradually fell behind.The uncle's face was dark all the way, obviously blaming me for being impulsive. In fact, I now know that I was too impulsive just now, but in that situation, he made it clear that he would not help. Is it possible that I should kneel down and beg him?

In the end, even my uncle got ahead of me, and I was the only one following behind, panting like a dog.The uncle couldn't harden his heart towards me, so he kicked the little yellow dog and scolded: "I don't know how to help the cub."

The corner of the little yellow dog's mouth twitched, and he dragged his throat and said: "Ancestor... let's go."

For the first time, I felt touched in my heart, and I said that I couldn't do it, and I couldn't bully the little yellow dog anymore.

At about six o'clock in the afternoon, it was completely dark in the python forest. Our group walked in the deep mountains and old forests for more than four hours. In the end, except for the ghost Chen, almost no one could take a serious breath. Order to camp on the spot.

We found a dry place to camp and set up a bonfire. The big man took out some compressed biscuits from the equipment bag and gnawed on them. I was still thinking about the piece of bacon, so I skewered it and grilled it. After a while, the piece of bacon was baked. Golden yellow, dripping with oil, and a tantalizing smell of meat wafts in the air.

I noticed that the little yellow dog next to me was swallowing violently, so I cut off a piece of him first, and then divided them one by one. When it was the ghost’s turn, I hesitated. Cut off the biggest piece, said: "Brother Chen, eat more, I see you are as thin as a bamboo pole."

Ghost Chen remained expressionless, and said lightly, "I'm a vegetarian."

Nonsense, of course I know you are a vegetarian. Aren’t all monks vegetarian?

I took back the bacon and said with a smile: "So that's the case, then I won't force it." Then, I ate the biggest piece myself.

There are many worms and wolves in the mountains. At night, we arrange a vigil. The ghost Chen and the little yellow dog keep watch in the first half of the night, and the big man and I keep watch in the second half of the night.I don’t know why when I’m sleeping, I always can’t fall asleep. As soon as I close my eyes, the scene of the female ghost coming to pester me will appear in my mind. His imagination was so frightened that he broke out in a cold sweat.

A good materialistic young man in the 21st century suddenly encounters some ghosts and ghosts, and probably no one can fall asleep.

After tossing and turning for a long while, I felt the urge to urinate, so I thought about turning on the water. When I walked out of the tent, the little yellow dog was actually holding a medical book in his hand.

Damn, working so hard, it seems that I am not self-motivated.

The ghost Chen dozed off with his back against a big tree.

Damn, let you watch the night and sleep, there is no professional ethics at all.

I lifted up my trousers, went to the corner to put water, and left it there, and there was a hissing sound next to me. I thought it was a little yellow dog, but when I turned my head, I saw a woman's pale face with a mouth full of water. Make a hissing sound that makes a child pee.