When I climbed up, I was already sweating profusely, and I was shivering when I was blown by the cool February wind.At this time, I hurried to see the situation of the ghost Chen, but after the searchlight was bright, his figure also appeared, climbing about six or seven meters higher than me, the brown bear was hitting a tree, and the searchlight of the ghost Chen, just It hit its eyes directly, probably trying to force the bear away with a strong light.

I don’t know if this method is useful, but when I climbed on the tree branch, I felt my heart pounding. It’s a big Chinese New Year. First, Miss Republic of China sent a sweet kiss, and then a brown bear came, ****, my life, When did it become an American adventure film?

Just when I thought that the brown bear would be forced back by the strong light in the ghost Chen's hand, it suddenly took two steps back, raised its neck and yelled at the ghost Chen, but it didn't make any unnecessary movements, and it didn't leave even after a few calls. , only circled around our few trees, but it can be seen that its main target is still on the ghost Chen.

I think this kid is very righteous this time, and I am not an ungrateful person. I was reviewing myself and wanted to be more polite to him in the future, when suddenly, from a very far away, there was another howl.

This bark is very similar to the voice of a bear, but for some reason, it sounds very desolate and hoarse. At this moment, the little yellow dog closest to me whispered: "No, this yellow bear is calling for a companion." As we all know , Bears are family-type animals that live in groups, usually a family as a whole, I quickly asked the little yellow dog: "Is this bear a male or a female?"

I couldn't see the little yellow dog's expression clearly, but he said in a bad tone: "The souls chased by it are all gone, who will go to see her father and mother."

I said: "This body looks like a female, don't you call her husband?"

At this time, the brown bear below was probably tired from the collision, and lay down under the tree with eyes closed. I said to the little yellow dog, "It's asleep."

"Sleep ass." The little yellow dog cursed, and continued: "Have you heard the story of a bear catching a bird? When food is scarce, the bear will close its eyes and pretend to be dead, and some scavengers will It flies down to eat the bear's carcass, and as soon as the bird lands on the bear's side, the thing bites it down, pretending to be asleep."

I didn't expect the little yellow dog to know a lot, so he doubted: "Don't you just read it from the posters on that station?" Those who browse the forums will pour water together. This kind of nonsense legends are basically flying all over the sky.

The little yellow dog stopped answering, and I felt happy, I was really mistaken, I didn't expect this nerd with medical books all day long, to go to the post bar to pour water?What a great discovery. It seems that we have a common hobby, and we will get along much more harmoniously in the future.

When I got on the tree, I didn’t have any sense of danger. Bears can’t climb trees because they are too heavy and have big paws. Relatively, their nails are too short. Climbing trees is more difficult for bears. We stay in trees , as long as it doesn't fall, it's absolutely safe.

I began to observe this brown bear pretending to be sleeping. The texture of its fur was rather hard. It seemed that it was a big bear that had grown up for a long time. There were no signs of injury on its body. Thick, I can't help but drool when I think about bear paws.

My family is an ordinary well-to-do family, bear's paw is a luxury, but my uncle is very rich, I went to his house when I was young, and one year, he asked his helper to cook a bear's paw, the taste was simply wonderful.

As soon as I thought about it, my stomach started to growl. I spent most of the night looking for people and climbing trees. The bit of bacon in my stomach had already been digested. After watching for more than ten minutes, the brown bear didn’t die either. The posture of 'waking up' made me a little unsteady, and I thought, is this brown bear's tactic just to starve us into a tree?

After staying for a few more minutes, I felt pain in my buttocks, and I was a little urgent to urinate. At this moment, the light around me was dim, so I got a little bad idea, turned my body sideways, took out my life stick, and urinated on the bear under the tree. But helplessly, the bear was far away from me and didn't pee there.

Just then, another jet of water shot out from beside me, just peeing on top of the bear's head.

When I saw it, it came from the direction of the little yellow dog.

The uncle scolded: "You two bastards, calm down for me."

The bear couldn't pretend anymore, got up and shook his head, and roared in the direction of the little yellow dog. I was so happy, I said in a low voice: "Call it, you can't eat us even if you break your throat." As soon as the words fell, suddenly, there was another roar from the bush. I was startled and looked over quickly.

Faintly, I saw another big guy jumping out from the bushes.

It's also a bear, it's pitch black, and if you don't look carefully, it's easy to be overlooked in the dark, but this bear is slightly smaller, and the most peculiar thing is that it's very thin, as if it hasn't eaten for a long time. They have the habit of hibernating, and it is February at this moment. Most of the bears in the mountains are awake after starving for the winter.

But I'm not in a hurry, I have trees.

It was the first time I saw this kind of scene, and I thought it was quite new, so I asked the little yellow dog: "Hey, why did you leave me alone?"

The little yellow dog snorted, and said: "Why did you leave you behind? I saved you. Lao Hei and I just took a pee, and when we came back, we saw these two bears leaning towards you from left to right. , The soldiers led the bear away in two ways, and called your name when they left... You coward, you slept like a dead pig."

I thought it was a dream, so I turned over, covered my head with my arms, and continued to sleep. up.

I couldn't help saying that it was a fluke, that I was with my uncle and the others, and that after they left, the beautiful woman from the Republic of China didn't come to make trouble, otherwise I would have been really screwed this time. I'm only 24 years old, I graduated from university for a year, and I haven't started yet. Starting a business, I was still struggling towards a house and a car, and now I have nothing, so I just died like this, how unfair it is.

I was chatting with the little yellow dog, and I was about to ask him where the big bodyguard Heizi was, but before I could open my mouth, there was a sound of gasping from another tree, and the uncle said: "This bear is a fucking idiot!" !” I subconsciously stopped talking, looked down, and was also stunned.

Because that skinny black bear actually started to climb the tree, and it was me who climbed. In the blink of an eye, it has already climbed more than one meter high.

Fuck me... the world is crazy.

I couldn't help blinking, and reconfirmed.That's right, it is climbing a tree, a big black bear is climbing a tree, and it is climbing very smoothly, fiercely, I think of a legend.

When I was in college, I had a classmate who was from Heilongjiang. His hometown was close to the Daxing’an Mountains. The Daxing’an Mountains is a nature reserve, but the area is very large. Although the half of them were included, no protection was built. Those who lived there used to live there. People will go inside to hunt.

According to experienced local hunters, bears can actually climb trees, especially the old bears that have just passed the winter. They are less fat and have hard nails, and they are experienced. Some of them climb trees faster than humans.If you encounter such an old bear in the mountains, it is basically a dead end, because you can't run anywhere.

Obviously, this black bear that just came out is an old bear.

My whole body went limp, as if I had been pumped, and I almost fell down. At this moment, my uncle anxiously reminded me: "Little brat, don't be afraid, keep climbing." After scratching my head, I quickly climbed up again. Fortunately, I just practiced my hands and regained the feeling of the past, so the climb was relatively smooth.

Just as I was climbing up, the ghost Chen You repeated the old trick, and shot a powerful searchlight up the black bear in the tree, but this black bear is worthy of being a mature bear, and it still climbed up without even looking at it.

I felt that I couldn't stop complaining, thinking that I was messing with someone, why did the female ghost also seek me, and the bear also sought me?

But soon, I found out why, because my tree is the thinnest among all the trees. The bear wants to climb the tree. Uncle and the others chose a very thick tree. Because of the size and the length of the bear paw, the bear is very Difficult to climb, in contrast, my slightly smaller tree has certain advantages for bears.

I broke out in a cold sweat, and cursed my uncle for cheating me. Just now he dragged me to the side of the tree and let me climb directly. After all, I am his only nephew, so can't he choose a thicker one for me?

At this moment, the little yellow dog suddenly said: "Jump over, I'll catch you."

The little yellow dog is the closest to me. The distance between trees is about three meters. If it is on flat ground, I would dare to jump over it, but this is on a tree that is nearly ten meters high. If he slipped, even if he didn't die, he would lose an arm and a leg, not to mention there was a brown bear underneath?

I hesitated for a while, sweating profusely, and estimated the distance. I didn't have the confidence to jump.

An ordinary normal person, who would do such a thing?

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