Rebirth of King Zhou

Chapter 139 Beauty and the Beast

Lingling and Zixing, Nezha, 138, Jinwu, etc. had been arguing all night.

It was not until the next morning that the mind finally turned the corner.

This made Zi Xing feel irritable, but at the same time, he also deeply understood a truth: "Sexing a little girl" is a girl's patent.Even for a girl like Lingling who seems to be quite understanding, once she becomes stubborn, it will be troublesome for her mother.

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The thing is like this: Zi Xing conspired with several partners in private, and finally thought that Lingling had never heard of the name "Zixin", and it was necessary to explain to her that "Zixin" was the third prince of the big business. In exchange for a member of the great business royal family that she hates.

If we don't explain clearly to the girl now, let her understand that the "Third Prince Zixin" is a victim just like her, and it will easily cause unnecessary misunderstandings.

If an ordinary girl misunderstands him, that's okay; I'm afraid that the girl will bring a giant wolf to your misfortune... The protagonist has been troublesome enough recently, and he must nip all unnecessary troubles in the bud!

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Sure enough, when Lingling first heard Zixing's true identity, she was inexplicably surprised.First, she secretly rejoiced that she hadn't told the "quasi-dangerous element" in front of her little brother's hiding place; then she was very worried that Zi Xing and the third daughter would harm her.

Zi Xing and 138 are very talkative masters, and they immediately resorted to the "soldier policy" in a tacit understanding.

In their mouths, Zi Xing was portrayed as a prince with "suffering and deep hatred", his father and emperor were controlled by ambitious people, the country and the people were in dire straits, waiting for the prince's rescue...

The prince has gone through a lot of tempering that "Heaven will send a great mission to the people, you must first suffer from your heart, your muscles and bones, your body will be empty, and you will not 'chaos' what you do..." Finally, he took the attitude of "the savior" Toner comes on the stage and returns to the stage of Chaoge...

Relying on the famous novels that he stuffed himself with in his previous life, Zi Xing shamelessly copied all of Shakespeare's most famous "The Prince's Revenge" (that is, the experience of the protagonist in "Hamlet"), and said it was him. of.

The appeal of famous works is infinite.

It is true that those who hear it are sad, and those who listen are weeping.In short, Lingling could not hold back the powerful appeal released by Zixing, believed the story he told, and expressed deep sympathy.

It turns out that there are so many inside stories!The big business royal family is not bad, what is bad is the "female snake demon" who controlled the old emperor!

That night, the kind-hearted Lingling stayed up all night.

She, Nezha, 138, and "Xiaoya" are resting in an abandoned tiger's den in the mountains (the tiger in the den has become the prey of the giant wolf a few days ago).

Lingling's insomnia was not caused by the bad environment.

She has been hesitating in her heart: she is worried about leaving her brother in that place.But if she brought her younger brother out, she would definitely meet Zi Xin and the others... Should Zi Xin and the others see her younger brother?This is a problem.

When she woke up the next day, Lingling's eyes were red.

Nezha casually asked, "Why haven't you seen your brother?" Lingling said nervously, "My brother is not in Chaoge now. I have already sent him to another city. He is safe now, what?" Nothing! Don't bother you to worry about it..."

The girls didn't take it too seriously when they heard it.Zi Xing heard that Lingling was lying.

Zi Xing's pair of "Great Eyes" are not vegetarians.

He has clearly seen that there is an artificially dug basement under the cave.A tiger-headed, tiger-headed baby boy who didn't look like he was one year old was lying in a nest made of hay, crying sadly, obviously starving.

Zixing guessed that the baby was Lingling's younger brother.

Lingling is still worried about letting "members of the great business royal family" see her younger brother.

From this point, one can imagine how damaging the rumor of "poaching the hearts and minds of Siyang children" was.

Zi Xing has long been deeply aware of this.

Let me give you an example.In her previous life, Zi Xing had read a news report in the British "Daily Mail", saying that a study pointed out that the proportion of bestiality among rural men in Brazil was as high as 30.00%.The frequency of "sex" with the animal can vary from monthly to daily.

The topic of human, animal, and intercourse, Zi Xing always sounds like a plot that only appears in movies.In general, this behavior is even more disgusting to Zixing than "homosexuality".Seeing the same "sex" "***", Zi Xing may not be able to eat three meals a day; seeing *** "***", the number of meals he can't eat, at least two or three times.

But that report was convincing, and it even explained in detail that 30.00% of rural children in Brazil had carried out the "beast sex" movement, and the targets included donkeys, cows, pigs, chickens... and even other Animals that reproduce in small numbers.

Compared with developed countries, bestiality in Brazil is mostly caused by the poor and illiterate; while in developed countries such as the United States, senior intellectuals prefer this special "sport".

Finally, the "Daily Mail" also kindly reminded: Men who have had sex with animals are twice as likely to be infected with other sexes. . The risk of infectious diseases is higher (this does not need to be reminded at all, it is something that all fools know).

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After reading that report, Zi Xing's perception of Brazilian men (especially rural men) has completely dropped to a negative number.

In imagination, there is no difference between Brazilians and natives in primitive society!

He had several opportunities to go abroad and travel to North and South America, but he also deliberately avoided Brazil, a vast country.I was completely disgusted by the "Daily Mail" report.

A few years later, Zi Xing inadvertently chatted about the above-mentioned incident with a friend who was studying medicine.The other party told him: In fact, that study was the result of the research of "São Paulo urologist" Stemio de Cassio Zequi.

But friends questioned that result: because Dr. Sequi's study was only a study of 492 Brazilian men.

My friends thought it was unscientific and imprecise.Suspected of sensationalism.Many unknown figures in the medical field rely on throwing out some specious "research results" to gain fame and fortune...

It was only then that Zi Xing suddenly realized: the hundreds of millions of Brazilian men who dared to love were "represented" by the 492 Brazilian men in the research data.

It's true that good things don't go out, and bad things spread thousands of miles.Brazil's male 'sexuality' has been blamed collectively for no reason.

But "clearing the misunderstanding" belongs to "clearing the misunderstanding", and Zi Xing's impression of the country of Brazil has never been better since then.I feel that the men in Brazil are somewhat "inferior".

No, before Azusa star "traveled", Brazil's presidential election had elected the first female president—a woman had become the master of the country.Oh also...

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In any case, Lingling's little brother was hungry all night because of them.Zi Xing is still very conscientious and feels a little guilty.

After Zixing realized that Lingling was troubled by his party, he quietly stretched out his hand to pull Nezha while the little girl was not paying attention.

Nezha turned around in surprise and looked at him.Zi Xing hurriedly made a "silence" gesture at her, and then pointed outside.

Nezha obediently followed him outside.Zi Xing told her about his discovery.

Zixing asked Nezha to inform 138 and Jinwu, and everyone pretended not to know, and walked aside to let Lingling have time to deliver food to her poor brother.

Everyone has no shortage of love for babies, and they all accepted Zi Xing's suggestion.

One reason for making up Lingling is that Zixing, Nezha, 138, and Jinwu made an appointment to go hunting in the jungle together and prepare food for the next few days.

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Zi Xing did not happen for no reason. Early in the morning, he had nothing to do and opened the "Eye of Primordial Mist" to see the scenery.

Although opening the "Eye of Primordial Meng", for him, it was as simple as "logging into QQ" in his previous life.But to be honest, in his previous life, he spent no more than a quarter of an hour on q every day on average.

In the jungle, Zi Xing asked the three women to complete the hunting task, while he himself picked a large bluestone that seemed to have been washed clean by the rain, and sat down on it.He poses in the pose of the famous foreign stone sculpture "The Thinker".

In fact, Zi Xing is making full use of the miraculous function of his "Eye of Primordial Mist".

Arriving at Chaoge several days in advance, and in the capital city that has now become the sphere of influence of the "Evil Nvwa", Zi Xing inevitably feels like walking on thin ice.You can't fight an uncertain battle.Therefore, he decided to use the "Eye of Primordial Mist" to peek into the palace first, to peek into the current situation of that woman and his father, Emperor Yi.

The more Zi Xing uses this "Eye of Primordial Mist", the more proficient he becomes.

In all fairness, the Eye of Primordial Meng is similar to the "spy satellite" of the previous life.Although military reports have repeatedly exaggerated the satellite technology is so advanced that it can clearly photograph the facial features of a child on the ground.But that is a "one-sided report" to deceive the rednecks.

It’s not that the spy satellite can’t do this, but it must first lock on the “object” before it can carry out reconnaissance and filming... Otherwise, there will be a huge crowd, and you don’t even know where the object you want to observe is hiding. How to photograph it?

In the same way, if Zi Xing wants to spy on the current situation of "Nuwa of Evil" and Di Yi, he must first "find out" them.

Zi Xing reckons that the place where the "Evil Nvwa" stays most often is the imperial palace.Zi Xing listed the Dashang Imperial Palace as the first place to be observed by the "Eye of Hongmeng".

Of course, luck was not good enough to discover the whereabouts of the "Evil Nuwa" at a glance.

One by one road, one by one house, one by one court lady... Zi Xing inspected carefully.It feels like he used "Google Maps" to learn about some famous places in his previous life.

From the lifeless face of the palace lady, it seems that one can smell an extremely oppressive atmosphere.From this atmosphere, it can be inferred that during the period of time in the palace, the "Evil Nuwa" implemented a kind of high-pressure governance.

While expressing sympathy for the people living in the palace recently, Zi Xing is actively and earnestly conducting pull-type investigations, looking for her intended target.

Looking at it, Zi Xing gradually relaxed.

Thinking wildly in my mind, I thought that "Eye of Primordial Mengmeng" still lacks a shooting function, otherwise it would be equivalent to carrying a "portable camera" with me.The recorded stuff is equivalent to tv, let the people in this world lacking in entertainment watch it, absolutely crazy about it... He Zixing can't be Steele Berg, at least he can conspire with the big domestic directors on a par with...

While yelling, Zi Xing's eyes suddenly became dull for a short time.

He saw a wonderful picture that made people think about it.However, strictly speaking, it should be classified as a "restricted" picture.

From a few keywords, it can be confirmed that it is indeed "restricted": girl, undress, fart, toilet...

"It happened to happen to see a little palace lady go to the toilet... well, the ancient toilets are similar to the water toilets in rural China in the 70s and [-]s. It's so dark and convenient to 'touch' this kind of toilet, it's like going to play It's like acrobatics..."

Suddenly, Zi Xing found that the wooden door of the latrine was pushed open.

Hey, the maid is so careless, she didn't even close the door of the latrine, and "the water of the Yellow River splashed"?With such a low level of vigilance, isn't it giving those big-tailed wolves an opportunity?

The next moment, Zi Xing saw clearly: the one who pushed open the half-hidden wooden door with his head was a monster the size of a calf.

The reason why it is called a "monster" is because Zi Xing does not know it.

The whole body of this monster is green and oily, and the green hair is old and long, covering the whole body; its mouth is like a bird's beak; it looks like a "mammal" animal , but under the ribs, there are a pair of small meat wings...

In terms of feeling, Jiang Taigong's "four different" mounts in the pictures Zi Xing has seen are not as ugly as that green hairy monster.

The maid seemed to know the green 'hair' monster, and said affectionately: "Ah Lu, why did you come in? You have to stay outside obediently and guard the door for me."

The green 'hairy' monster didn't listen, and still got into the hut and kept rubbing against the maid.

Early in the morning, I saw an unknown court lady showing her ass, and standing in front of a male animal...

Zi Xing admits that he has no way not to think in the direction of evil. Evil.

At this moment, Zixing's mind is filled with more "limited" content than "limited".There is no way, who told him that before he just recalled the slanderous report of the "Daily Mail" on the 30.00% five-male sex in Brazil that he had read in his previous life... It would be strange not to associate it with this aspect, that is It's unreasonable...

fine!fine!The legendary ugly deeds did not happen under his watch.

The little palace maid has a green 'hairy' monster acting as a "spectator", so she speeds up the speed of going to the toilet.

After dealing with the internal emergency, the little maid tied up her trouser belt, then patted the green 'hairy' monster on the head twice, and said with a smile: "Ah Lu, are you hungry? Then come back with me. The imperial concubine is probably gone. I have prepared your favorite food for you..."

The green 'hairy' monster appeared to be very active, bouncing and following the little palace lady to an elegant small attic behind a rockery.

Inside the house, there is a ready-made oven, with five or six livers on an iron fork, which have been roasted to seven or eight degrees, and the fragrance fills the whole room.

The green 'hairy' monster happily circled around the iron box, being lured by the scent, it drooled "Bada, Bada" straight down.

The little palace maid lovingly stretched out her hand, holding one end of the iron fork, held up a few fragrant livers, and handed them to the green hairy monster's mouth.

The green 'hairy' monster was not afraid of being hot, opened its mouth, and bit two livers into its mouth in one bite.It was a joy to eat.

That satisfied anthropomorphic expression seemed to be eating the most delicious thing in the world.

Azusa is only interested in the origin of this "green hairy monster", not in watching it eat.Zi Xing was about to withdraw his attention and continue to look for the two people who had a lot to do with him.

At this moment, a majestic female voice sounded: "Xiaoyu, this morning should feed Xiaolu thirty hearts and livers. After it finishes eating those few, you can continue to roast it for it..."

The little maid hurriedly stood up respectfully and agreed.

Zi Xing's pair of "primordial ears" also heard that majestic female voice.When he heard it, his whole body seemed to be struck by lightning, and his body trembled twice uncontrollably.

Even if he was drunk, he could still recognize who the owner of that female voice was!

The "Evil Nvwa" who killed a thousand swords actually had the leisure to stay in the small attic of the palace and raise a green fur pet!The little days are quite moist.

I found the "Nvwa of Evil" by accident, which is exactly what the saying goes, "If you break through the iron shoes, there is nowhere to find it, and it takes no effort to get it."

When looking at the face of the "Nvwa of Evil", Zi Xing couldn't help being taken aback: It was a completely strange woman's face!

what happened?The ancients also loved "plastic surgery" like Korean women in previous lives?

However, Zi Xing immediately reacted: "The Evil Nvwa" is now staying beside Emperor Yi, using the identity of the old emperor's favorite concubine "Jiu Si".

"Nuwa of Evil" completely transformed into the appearance of Concubine Jiusi.

As soon as she found out that the one keeping the green 'hairy' monster was the "Nvwa of Evil", Zi Xing quickly realized: This evil girl should not be so idle as to keep pets to pass the time.It must not be easy for her to raise that green 'hairy' monster.It has deep meaning.

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After being in a trance for a while, the green 'hairy' monster had already eaten the livers on the six iron forks.

The little maid had no choice but to take out six frozen hearts from the palm-sized "ice grids" stacked neatly in the corner of the room, put them on the iron fork, and then put them in the oven to bake, and put a lot of seasoning on them. seasoning...

Those hearts are all the size of three fingers put together.They are said to be horse livers, donkey livers, beef livers...they are too small; they are said to be chicken livers, duck livers, etc., but they seem too big...not like the hearts of adults, but rather like children's hearts...

Thinking of "children's heart and soul", Zi Xing's complexion suddenly changed drastically.

He suddenly thought: Lingling revealed a secret to him last night.Nuwa is collecting a large number of hearts from Siyang children, and she wants to collect thousands of hearts... Could it be that these are...

oops!oops!

Di Yi has become a puppet at this moment, and a thousand "Siyang hearts and livers" are definitely not prepared for him.Therefore, the rumor that "four yang heart and liver" can increase people's yang life can be ruled out.

Then, "Nuwa of Evil" uses "Siyang Heart and Liver" to feed the green 'hairy' monster, what kind of abilities do you hope to give it?

If the "Evil Nuwa" can cultivate a powerful monster that is loyal to her, the next confrontation with her will be at a disadvantage...

Azusa star worries about 'color'.