Rebirth of King Zhou

Chapter 2

His eyebrows are as far away as ever, with a small cherry mouth, and the water drops from the bamboo bone green oil umbrella are gently shaking in his hands. He is dressed in a spotless white dress of Shengxue, and his figure is like a willow in the wind. handsome taste.

Before crossing, Zi Xing's "prey" when performing missions, if he can catch up with the person in front of him by a fraction, he promises to "do the fake show for real", and then wash his hands in the golden basin, so that brother can also become a part of the "old man" world good story.

Huh?The person in front of me is obviously dressed up as a man, why can't I help but treat him like a woman? !Brother is not double-flavored garbage.so close!It is almost about to break the thousands of years of practice of "living among thousands of flowers, not a single leaf sticks to clothes".

Zi Xing stared his eyes like sea lanterns, and carefully studied the breasts of the "Flour-faced Young Master".Flat and flat.

Although there are rumors that the breasts of housewives are also titled "airport", but according to Zixing's professional observation, there will always be ups and downs - unlike the breasts of a noodle boy, they are so flat that they can definitely take off and land Boeing [-] and Airbus Three eighty zero!

Zi Xing couldn't even tell the other party's gender, and he really deserved his reputation as a "young woman killer" by people in the Jianghu.

But Zixing felt wronged.The young men and women in ancient times were not so different from the young men and women of his time.

For example, General Li Jing now has two sons, the eldest son is named Jin Zha, and the second son is named Mu Zha.Half a month ago, when Zi Xing met the eldest son of the Li family for the first time, he thought he was a little girl.

Zixing traveled thousands of years to Chentangguan and lived in Li Zongbing's mansion.That morning, I was woken up by 'urinating', and I hurriedly got up and went straight to the men's latrine opposite the bedroom.I am happily paying the water bill in the 'piss' tank, and accumulating "fertilizer" for a certain vegetable field in Chentangguan.

At this moment, a handsome little girl opened the door and walked into the hut.The "chicken" first saw the big lump under Zixing, and was so shocked that she almost died of inferiority (in other words, when Zixing accepted "that big lump" for the first time, she was also very pleasantly surprised).

Afterwards, the associations became more and more abundant: Could it be that the bold chick chose the wrong time and the wrong place to have a wrong body exchange with me?

Zixing was filled with grief and indignation."Love in the office" is popular among petty bourgeoisie, but when it's my brother's turn, why did it change to "love in the stinky'hair' pit".

The next day, Li Jing invited Zi Xing to a family banquet, and specially introduced his two sons who had just returned from their grandmother's house to Zi Xing.Zi Xing was dumbfounded when he saw Jin Zha—it was the "chick" who he mistaken for a bold girl.

Tsk, look at how professional this "fake girl" is, Brother Chun should be ashamed too.

His eyesight was not good, but he blamed it on "Li Chun". Zi Xing had a thick skin and didn't feel embarrassed.

Having experienced the above, when Zi Xing saw the noodle boy in front of him, he really didn't dare to confidently insist that he was a woman.

Seeing that Zi Xing didn't speak for a long time, the noodle boy just looked at him in a daze, and he was angry at first.Immediately, he tolerantly looked for the reason from his own side: Could it be that my disguise was not in place?Missed stuffing?

Thinking about it this way, I couldn't help turning around and looking at the back of my body with some guilt, and I was relieved that there was nothing unusual.

"I just listened to this young master's good lines, and the courageous, generous and elegiac heroism in it made my blood boil."

Young Master Fen Mian had an expression that he regarded Zi Xing as a confidant: "Sir, you said just now that you will devote your whole life to changing the morals of the world and the calamity. Let me boldly guess that you intend to overthrow the current emperor—Di Yi, Young Master."

What eyesight is this?

My brother has caught up with the trend of crossing, and he has to add an extremely miserable final fate in exchange for the status of the "extreme prince" who is currently in glory!

This greasy-faced guy even guessed wildly that he wanted to overthrow the rule of Di Yi's father.There are two older brothers on Zi Xing, and the father is handing over the power now, isn't it cheaper for the eldest brother "Wei Ziqi"?

Zi Xing corrected him with a serious face: "You are the one who said such rebellious words, don't fall on me." I thought, why does my brother look like a cautious ancient man, and this guy in front of me looks more like a radical modern youth than me.

"My lord, don't blame me for being shallow and deep. Today's Great Shang Dynasty is poor and weak under the rule of Emperor Yi. Even the mere remnants of Chi You and the Jiuli clan like barbaric clowns dare to invade the border of Great Shang every year. , Looting a large number of people and livestock! Emperor Yi, but he only knows how to tolerate and seek peace."

Young Master Fen Mian sighed heavily: "If it weren't for all kinds of restrictions imposed on me, I would never sit idly by. Now, I can only hope for a new emperor—a promising new king who can cheer up and clarify the world. .”

Knowing that the other party doesn't know his identity, he will criticize Di Yi's cowardice and incompetence face to face, and Zi Xing will not be serious with him.However, my heart is also crooked: You spread rebellious remarks everywhere, don't die, don't come to harm brother!Brother's current background is from Hongmiao, so he must guard against the suspicion of the emperor's father.Well, it would be much more popular if he was the only prince.

Sensing that the powder-faced boy had a big tone, and probably had a surprising background, Zi Xing asked tentatively: "'I recommend Xuanyuan with my blood', brother, your ambition is not small. I wonder if you have any in mind? The ideal candidate for the new monarch?"

After hearing the sentence "I recommend Xuanyuan with my blood", the pink-faced boy's eyes shone brightly, and an expression of admiration appeared on his face.

Immersed in the generosity brought to him by the poem for a long time, he bowed to Zi Xing, clasped his fists and said respectfully: "Young master is indeed a gentleman, and his witty words are meaningful. I have been taught." After a pause, he said: "I have heard There are many handsome men in Xiqi, and Bo Xichang is also an outstanding person in the world, if Emperor Yi can follow the example of the ancient emperors, and give up the throne to..."

"Stop!" Zi Xing shouted.

Young Master Fen Mian was taken aback, wondering why he was in such a hurry when he said it well?

Can Zixing be in a hurry?His good life has not yet passed, and the "fake mother" actually suggested that the great country should be given to Ji Chang, the father of King Wu of Zhou, the biggest political opponent.

Seeing Young Master Fen Mian looking at him puzzledly with his big, bewildered eyes.Zi Xing also felt a little embarrassed by his attitude just now.

He changed his mind and said: "It's boring to talk about these disappointing things. Uh, by the way, this old temple seems to be very popular. Chentangguan is a vast land and sparsely populated. Which god is worshiped in this temple? The believers are like this pious."

Young Master Fen Mian asked in surprise: "You don't even know about this 'Nuwa Empress Temple'? You are not a local, are you?"

Nuwa is very famous.There are various versions of her origin, some say that she is the goddess of the heavens, and some say that she is the ancestor of the demon clan.

It is believed that Nu Wa was born in the "monster clan" and belonged to the barbaric Jiuli clan.They regard Nuwa as their distant ancestors and insist that they have inherited Nuwa's blood.

What's interesting is that the human race doesn't reject Nuwa's "human head and snake body" demon-like appearance, and everyone praises her as the most caring goddess in the heavens.

Nuwa was packaged as a model of "tall, big, and complete" in the minds of the human race. The cause was the collapse of a mountain.

According to legend, there was a man named "Gong Gong" who was a man of insanity, and when he lost a fight, he was so angry that he bumped his head against "Buzhou Mountain", the number one sacred mountain in the wilderness.Maybe Gong Gong practiced the fairy world version of "Iron Head Kung Fu", or maybe the number one holy mountain Nailang earned its false name, but in the end, Buzhou Mountain was knocked down.

What is even more exaggerated is that Buzhou Mountain has "multiple identities"-it is not only the battlefield of Gonggong, but also the fairy mountain and blessed place where Nuwa and her brother Fuxi practiced, and finally one of the four pillars of Qingtian.

In short, when the pillars of Buzhou Mountain that "cut corners" fell, the sky suddenly tilted to the northwest and the ground sank to the southeast.Natural disasters occur frequently, and mankind is facing the greatest catastrophe in history.

What if the sky is falling?Make up.

As an "indigenous person" of Buzhou Mountain, Nvwa worked hard to collect "five-color" stones from all over the world, and used them to repair the big holes that appeared in the sky.

Human beings did not die in the end, it is said that it was because Nuwa mended the sky.In the end, Nuwa used one "five-color" stone to mend the sky, which became the famous Jia Baoyu in later generations.

Most of the people in the Shang Dynasty believed in Nuwa, and they always liked to pray to her when they had nothing to do.The "superstition" of the people directly gave birth to Nuwa temples, large and small, in the Shang Dynasty.No, even Chentangguan, which is located in a remote place, has built a Nuwa temple.

Zixing's personal perception of Nuwa is not very good.

It's all a conflict of interest.

In the Romance of the Gods, the "Nuwa" took the most severe revenge on King Zhou because of a doggerel.The conflict between King Zhou and her was serious.

From the standpoint of a third party, Zi Xing also felt that she was making too much of a fuss.

With such a narrow-minded woman, Zi Xing wondered how she could do such a compassionate act of "quarrying stones to mend the sky"?

Even if she really loves Qingtian, Zixing thinks that is her "duty".Just like the victims in the earthquake-stricken area, most of them stood on the front line of "rebuilding their homes" and worked hard without complaint; Nuwa's hometown "Buzhou Mountain" collapsed and caused the sky to collapse, and she contributed to repair the sky , as it should be.

Since he is a god, is his consciousness not as good as that of ordinary people in the disaster area?

"Nuwa? The one who mended the sky, right? Of course I've heard of it. But I think the legend of mending the sky is fabricated by ordinary people, and Nuwa would not be so kind to help humans mend the sky. She is such a narrow-minded woman. " Zi Xing thought so, and told Mr. Fenmian like this.It's rare to speak out quickly.

"Why do you know?" The face of the powder-faced boy turned dark, and he asked every word.

When he spoke angrily, the aura on his body appeared to be extremely dignified, with a terrifying aura.It's a pity that Zi Xing comes from another time and space that values ​​freedom and equality, and is completely immune to this kind of bullshit domineering.On the contrary, I feel that the noodle boy is like those little girls who are in love with their sweethearts.The eyeballs could not help rolling around her face a few times.

"Since you asked, I'd like to talk to you about Nuwa's matter." Zi Xing also turned serious, showing a look of "bitterness and hatred".He officially entered the "role of humiliation and persecution".

"You say." Two words were 'forced' from between the teeth.

Young Master Fen Mian was annoyed, and thought angrily: "I want to hear, how does this guy who thought he had extraordinary knowledge arrange me?!"