Rebirth of King Zhou

Chapter 271 A Bunch of Scary Girls!

The "Ice Toad Soul Beast" intentionally made a huge "icicle", the purpose is to lead those mysterious "purple mist" into the icicle... When the energy contained in the "icicle" reached its peak, the "ice toad" "Soul Beast" took the opportunity to inject huge energy into the "Icicle".

Ever since, the "Purple Icicle" exploded violently as predicted by Azusa Xing and the "Qi Ling" girl.

Thousands of "Purple Ice" fragments produced by the explosion, under the deliberate guidance of the premeditated "Ice Toad Soul Beast", concentrated and attacked in the direction of the "Soul Suppression Tower".

The unlucky "soul-suppressing tower" accepted it all.

Now Coke is extremely sad.

The number of "Purple Ice Shards" was too much this time.

Although the "Soul Suppression Tower" is a thing with a long history against the sky, it was suddenly hit by a large number of "Purple Ice" on the surface of the body, and it immediately moved slowly.Moreover, the harmful energy in the "Purple Ice" penetrated into the tower, causing considerable damage to it.

Taking advantage of the good situation, "Ice Toad Soul Beast" naturally increased its attack power, relying on its best "freezing ability", it froze both "Purple Ice" and "Soul-Suppressing Tower" in one go.

A huge "ice peak" suddenly appeared in front of Zi Xing.

"Ice Toad Soul Beast" is also a guy with "shallow eyelids".After "freezing" the powerful enemy, they "croaked" on the spot, with their big mouths open like "blood basins"; their short forelimbs "forked" between their fat waists, and they were full of air The proud look.Zi Xing was also speechless for a while.

Seeing the exaggerated appearance of the "Ice Toad Soul Beast", Zi Xing couldn't help thinking of the top ten behaviors of "men" listed by netizens in the previous life——

1. Make a V-shaped gesture when taking pictures: God, save this old-fashioned person!Even if you stand like a stake.

2. Idolatry: There are no more idols, only "vomit objects".

3. Never use a handkerchief, it is more embarrassing than running naked in the street.Wipe it on your body when you get sweaty, and wipe it on your head no matter how white or expensive your clothes are, with elegant movements.Our slogan is: don't seek the most nb, just be more nb!

4. Don't show your eyes everywhere with your laptop, you're guaranteed to be spotted right away.And the higher the grade of the portable, the more embarrassing it is.These days, there are more and more people who understand computers. Except for Gates, anyone who is good at bringing up the door will be regarded as an idiot. As for Gates, even if he brings out the lunch box, everyone will regard it as a new concept of electronics;

5. Don't take out your Ditto or similar electronic notepads when there are many people.If it is unfortunately pulled out, you should immediately find a crack to get in, and come out when the people are scattered.When there are many people, hide Ditto well, don't 'show' the tricks, take out the notebook and a pen immediately if you remember the phone or something.When you meet those ignorant people who ask why you don’t use Ditto, you just glance at him with your right eye, and then walk away with a sneer.The sneer must be in place, so that people understand that you don't want to use it but dismiss it.Now it's popular to return to basics and get back to the truth, and the era of "disorderly" pointing with a small stick is over.

6. Never use a wallet. There is no need to buy a wallet with just a few dollars in your pocket.The most taboo is to pay bills, dig left and right, take out a wallet and turn it back and forth to find ten yuan; the most appreciated thing is to put your hands in your pockets and ask how much it is, "eighty". "Eighty? This is one hundred, don't need to look for it." Quickly took out the banknote from the trouser pocket and handed it to the waiter like magic. Remember, you must "hand" the banknote to the waiter generously, and the voice Be very natural, don't tremble, and smile deeply before leaving to thank the waiter for his excellent service.Absolutely!

7. Don't pay attention to the famous brands and gold and silver goods of clothing. Brother Long's big pants are still Pierre Cardin.A good man doesn't care what he wears, he will show his 'sex' in tatters, and of course the zipper of his pants must be fastened.Gold and silver goods are placed there for migrant workers to grab. Li Ka-shing wears an iron chain, and others must think that they are unknown rare metals.See, the real show off is not in the decorations!

8. Don't open your mouth and shut up about my wife. Although you are afraid of your wife at home, don't talk about it outside. Your wife should be afraid of it, but keep it in your heart.

9. Don't tell me what my QQ is when we meet. Most of the men who are still chatting on QQ these days are failed men who have nothing to do at work and no women love after get off work.

10. Don’t read the post and don’t reply. Hey, have fun, turn around and leave; you have to reply with "hehe", "hey", etc., even if you scold me, it’s okay to meet now. It's popular "Have you upvoted today?

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In Zi Xing's view, a "top toad" (the ice toad horcrux) puts on a high-spirited "shape", just like the man listed by the netizen doing the V-sign in front of the camera, just as silly risk.

However, there was a language barrier between Zi Xing and the "Ice Toad Soul Beast", and the communication was not so smooth, so I didn't bother to remind and correct that guy who likes to show off his prestige.

It just needs to feel "cool".

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Zi Xing was secretly slandering the behavior of the "Ice Toad Soul Beast", when his face suddenly changed.

There was a voice that sounded directly in his mind.This voice seemed to be unwilling to be heard by others, and chose the most direct communication with Zi Xing.

It was a female voice.Zi Xing was extremely surprised by the other party's identity.

The female voice revealed her identity from the very beginning, and it turned out to be the "Hell Dragon"—ashamed, Zi Xing always thought that this guy was a foreign "dumb" who didn't know how to speak.It turns out that the other party is not "dumb", but has never thought it necessary to "negotiate" with him.Until Zi Xing showed great strength...

"Little guy, your weird tricks are really 'emerging'. Hmph, don't think that this deity is incapable of breaking your tricks... But, if you carefully calculate the cost, the outcome is not worth it. So, you don't want to It's no longer 'aggressive'..."

This "crazy hell dragon" was going to "make peace" with him.

Hmph, "Speaking Peace" also has such a "dominant" tone, do you really think he is a very coaxable kid?

Before Zi Xing could think of the most appropriate answer, which was also in line with his "interests", a crisp female voice sounded in his mind again, ruthlessly mocking the pretentious "Hell Mad Dragon".

It was the "Qi Ling" girls who were unwilling to be lonely and also attended the "negotiation table".

"You guy, you are obviously about to suffer a 'losing battle', and you can't hold on, so you have to come to 'seek peace'. You actually put on a look of 'winning'... This kind of 'cheeky behavior' can be listed Into the case of 'Eighteen. Forbidden'..."

Listening to the little girl's extremely melodious voice, it is not easy to make people angry.What's more, it can be regarded as being hit the nail on the head.

But "Hell Mad Dragon" has a question in his mind: "Hey, what is the 'Eighteen Forbidden'?"

Zi Xing couldn't help but feel a little strange, and asked the "Girl with the Spirit of Artifacts": "Thick-skinned... Can this also be included in the 'Eighteen. Forbidden'?"

"Qi Ling girls" said in unison: "Eighteen. Prohibited, it is the content that children below are not suitable to read."

Then he asked Zi Xing again: "Why can't 'cheeky' be included in 'Eighteen Forbidden'? Brother Zixin, how much do you know about the classics of 'Eighteen Forbidden'?"

Zi Xing couldn't help thinking of the most abundant stuff in a certain island country.In order to maintain his "tall, big, and complete" image in front of the little girl, it is not possible to 'reveal' the truth that he "read all the world's 'sluts' and 'women'" from the A. movie.He said solemnly: "Eighteen. Forbidden classics, I'm ashamed to say, I really don't know much about it..."

"Then let's casually tell brother Zixin some 'Eighteen. Forbidden' classics..."

Little girls, you list one, and I list one "Eighteen. Forbidden" classics. Sure enough, eighteen "Eighteen. Forbidden" classics were listed very quickly.Not to mention, Zi Xing has seen or heard of them all——

1. "Snow White" - [-]. Prohibition reason: The queen committed the crime of abetting homicide and wanted to eat her liver after the princess died.Excessive bloody violence so [-]. Prohibition.

2. "The Little Match Girl" - [-]. Prohibition reason: The girl's father violated the child welfare law and asked the underage girl to go out to sell matches, and the girl finally froze to death on the street.Excessive text violence and excessive delusions exist, so [-]. Prohibition.

3. "Sleeping Beauty" - [-]. Prohibition reason: The prince committed sexual harassment by kissing the princess without her consent.So eighteen. Forbidden.

4. "Seven Little Sheep" - [-]. Prohibition reason: The mother of the sheep practiced medicine without a license, and cut open the wolf's belly to put stones, which is a bad example for children, so [-]. Prohibition.

5. "Blue Beard" - [-]. Reason for ban: My God!This must be eighteen. Forbidden!He locked so many wives in secret rooms and killed them!Not to mention that he has changed his mind~~

6. "Happy Prince" - 4. Prohibition reason: The prince actually asked swallows to gouge out his eyes and give them to the poor (ps: the poor did not pay [-]% tax), so cruel!And in the end, the swallow that was killed also died. Of course, it will take [-]. ban.

7. "Cinderella" - [-]. Prohibition reason: The stepmother violated the child welfare law, and the princess actually played outside until twelve o'clock before returning home. Is this suitable for children to watch?Of course not!Eighteen. Forbidden!

8. "The King's New Clothes" - [-]. Prohibition reason: Is this still a question?The king has no clothes in a public place and has committed a crime of demeanor, eighteen. Prohibition!

9. "The Daughter of the Sea" - [-]. Prohibition reason: The witch turned the mermaid into a mute, so forget it, but actually made her disappear as a bubble. This is an induced 'sexual' murder!

10. "Pinocchio"——Eighteen. Prohibition reason: If children really think that lying will make their noses longer, and they can't worry about it, what should they do if they get sick?It's not suitable, I still have to be eighteen. Forbidden!

11. "Blue Bird of Happiness"——Eighteen. Forbidden!Reason: Brother and sister privately captured wild animals and raised them, of course [-]. Prohibition!

12. "Jack and Peas" - eighteen. Prohibition reason: stealing the golden rooster, theft.Killing the tree while the giant was climbing it, murdering with intent.Eighteen. Forbidden!

13. "The Thumb Girl" - [-]. Prohibition reason: Swallow took the girl to the Lilliputian, separated her from the old woman, and hindered the family crime!Eighteen. Forbidden!

14. "Teletubbies" - [-]. Reason for ban: hindering the intellectual development of infants and young children.

15. "My Neighbor Totoro" is even more restricted!! 1. He lures two underage girls into the car. 2. Teach children badly that they can fly by stepping on a top.

16. "Harry Potter"——Eighteen. Reasons for ban: The content is purely based on fantasy, which is easy to mislead children and will cause children to "chaotically" concoct magic at home. The crime of "drugs" causing public danger (will burn the house) is of course ten Eight. Forbidden!

17. "The Soul of Chess"——Eighteen. Prohibition, 1. There is a theory of ghosts and ghosts possessing spirits, which are harmful to children's physical and mental health or may scare children. 2. It is suspected of teaching how to cheat and play chess, and inducing young people to "confuse" those who have read it and commit crimes.

18. "ro"——Eighteen. Prohibition 1. Excessive fantasies may cause hostages to be poisoned too deeply. After throwing dead branches on the side of the road, they shouted that there are monsters!! Danger!! 2. Cause players to buy cockroaches first A samurai sword, cutting and saying whether there are gold bugs...

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After seeing the "Eighteen Forbidden" classics listed out by the little girls in a serious manner, Zi Xing was completely speechless.

Those classic fairy tales are all "fairy tales before going to bed" told to them by Zi Xing under the persuasion and hard work of the "spiritual girls".At that time, the speech was vivid and vivid, and the girls were mesmerized by it.It made Zixing feel a sense of vanity that he can be a "super daddy", which greatly satisfied him...

Who knew that the naughty "Qi Ling" girls actually put all these "classics" into the "Eighteen Forbidden"!Moreover, the reason seems to be quite sufficient-even Zi Xing can't refute it!

"Hell Mad Dragon" could only stare blankly.

It can't understand the big talk that the "Girls of Artifacts" are talking about.

Could it be that his "level is too low"?

"Hell Mad Dragon" refused to admit it, so he couldn't help feeling a little "old shame turned into anger", and said: "What are you talking about 'messy' things? You can't say something that everyone loves to hear. thing?"

The "bath" thing?

The expression on the face of "Qi Ling Girl" became greatly enriched when she heard "Hell Mad Dragon" and wanted to hear "things about the bathing industry".

The "Qi Ling girl" received the ideological education of Zi Xing, a freak, so ah, "bath" has always been compared with "package. night", "three. accompany", and "'sex'. love"... Class keywords are linked together.

Unexpectedly, "Hell Mad Dragon" actually likes to hear this! The "Girl of Artifact Spirit" couldn't help but despise it collectively.Uh, poor "Hell Dragon", ah, to suffer the disaster of no reason!

However, girls still don't understand what "shyness" is?In order to show their "extensive knowledge", they will continue to talk about the "bathing industry" with the "Hell Mad Dragon" and only hope that "Hell Mad Dragon" will be able to How fast and economical to complete the package. The night plan——

"You guys want to set foot in the 'bathing place', first of all, you have to understand one thing: bathing is always quick and cheap, and it takes a few 10 minutes to get it done, but there is a risk of being copied. This mainly depends on the strength of the local rectification of this matter Is it big? I suggest you go to a relatively large place, or a newly opened one. One of them has a big business and a backstage, and the other is a newly opened one that has not been noticed. And the newly opened ones usually have discounts, and the employees will be more a little better."

"Second point of experience, ktv is too expensive, so I don't recommend you to go there to find it. First, the expensive ones, private rooms, fruit plates, tips, etc., are not cost-effective. Once in a while, it's enough to see it once in a while, and it's s13 if you go there all the time. Another point , the practitioners are generally not good-looking, the light in the k hall can't see people clearly, especially everyone usually goes to ktv after eating and drinking. not come out."

"The third experience is to find someone to maintain for a long time three or five times. It's no fun to change it every day. That thing is a new one. Of course, it will be better than your own. You don't need to cook, do laundry, and coax every day. You spend She has to coax you. These are the people who truly embody God in the service industry. In addition, if you recruit for a long time, you can be regarded as a regular customer, and there must be a discount. Therefore, this can be elaborated separately. This is called' Regular customer strategy'——

"1. Ask them to leave a QQ number, don't leave a phone number, maybe one day you will be caught by your uncle and you will be confessed, use puns on QQ, set the time and place, as long as the uncle doesn't catch the present, Even if you are invited to drink tea, don’t admit it. Just say that you are ordinary friends. I met on QQ. Uncles generally charge you 48 hours and forget it. If you are timid, don’t play. Advice. 2. The cost of employees It's exaggerated, ranging from a hundred to hundreds or thousands. As a group of "fishing wires", don't think about thousands of yuan to open a red light, it's not for us to play. For a small example, a bather The practitioners have good looks and a good figure, which is 2 to 3 yuan, but if you are a regular customer, you can make an appointment alone, and you can spend 80 to 20 yuan. Because if she earns 30 yuan in the store, she has 3 yuan I gave it to the 'taxi driver' (they are responsible for sending people off) and gave the remaining 1000 to the 'chicken head', and I have to give about 10 to 4 to the store. I don't have much left. So regular customers make an appointment, hello her [-]. Condoms must be brought, safety is the most important thing. Think about a customer who earns less than [-] yuan, but they earn at least [-] yuan a day, serving more than [-] people a day, are you afraid? Look at this 'customer flow' I know why some committee members call women "prostitutes". How much tax will be charged!!! [-]. Be careful, find two or three who are more caring and special, in short I feel like, go there a few more times, and bring them out when they are familiar. Generally, they won’t go with you right away. This society is too dangerous, and they are also afraid. It’s okay to rob for sex. It's over... The final conclusion is - if you don't have spare money or time, don't think about such good things as Ye Ye's groom, and make your own home better."

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"Spiritual Girl" is a long-winded "bombing".

The "Hell Mad Dragon" seemed to understand but half understood, and a strong feeling of "craziness" appeared in his heart again!