Rebirth of King Zhou

Chapter 278 A Far-reaching Dream

This guy, Grandpa Zhu, didn't know whether it was because of his "childlike innocence", or because of other reasons, he actually betrayed Zi Xing at a critical moment.

Zi Xing wants to know where his "true body" was taken by the "demon thief"?However, Grandpa Zhu said: Wait a few days before taking him to check it out...

He just refused to tell him directly.

Such a secretive approach is the most likely to arouse doubts.It's like the famous allusion of "Sophisticated Son Suspects Neighbors" in history.The news brought by Grandpa Zhu is bad enough, but there may be some worse news, Grandpa Zhu has not announced it for the time being.

Zixing felt depressed.I thought to myself that I might have to spend the past few days in "suffering".Grandpa Zhu is really serious, why are you entertaining people.

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Unexpectedly, the night was not lonely.The reason is that the group of "spiritual girls" saw Grandpa Zhu coming, and felt safe and secure, and the "Hell Dragon" couldn't make waves, so they all appeared from the "Horcrux" one after another, pestering Grandpa Zhu to make out .

Grandpa Zhu was also very happy at first, there were so many cute little girls chatting and laughing with him.But after hearing a bunch of strange questions from the little girls (mainly because he couldn't answer many of these questions, or the answers didn't satisfy the girls), Grandpa Zhu was suddenly dizzy.

For example, Grandpa Zhu honestly gave a bunch of popular answers to the question "What can you do with one dollar", and the little girls were not satisfied.

Grandpa Zhu had no choice but to ask the girls the "standard answer".

The "Girl with the Spirit" gave him a "standard answer" in the form of a long report, which made him laugh and cry——

[1. With one yuan, go to a brother on the road to buy a counterfeit [-] note.

2. Take the 50 yuan to the book booth at the entrance of the elementary school and make a phone call, and get 49 yuan and 6'mao' real money from the grandfather.

3. Go to the underground market to buy yellow discs, counter-offer 4'mao' to buy 9 pieces, take the cheapest five yuan long-distance to the nearby county town, sell each piece at a price of 15 yuan, and get 135 yuan;

4. Five yuan for the return journey, buy 260 pens for students at the small commodity wholesale market, set up a stall at the school gate, sell each pen at 1.5 yuan, and get 360;

5. Playing mahjong with my brother on the road deliberately lost 100, and learned from him the purchase channel of ecstasy. I bought 290 pills for 58, sold them to the dance hall for 10 yuan, and got 580;

6. Pay 80 yuan protection fee, and the remaining 500 will be collected from the dance hall (high school students, 50 per person is enough, it is a waste to give too much), 10 younger brothers will collect the protection fee for you, and you can receive 2000 a day, excluding dividends, Still have 1500;

7. Go to the entertainment city to find a young lady, offer 300 to 1000, the lady promises to be devoted to you, treat you like a chicken head, and introduce a sister to you, and leave 500 yuan to print advertisements in a printing factory that is about to close down, and post them all over the city Yes, each of the 10 ladies picks up customers 5 times a day, and you will be given 100 yuan each time. The daily income is 10 times 5 times 100 = 5000 a month;

8, 10 rent a shop to open an entertainment center, 5 recruits 30 girls (senior), each picks up customers 3 times a day, and gets 300 each time, which is 81 a month;

9. Public and commercial taxation. ***Pay 10 yuan, and the remaining 71 yuan will be brought to Yunnan to bring the goods. As long as you go to the mainland, you will double it. gun);

10. Wash your hands after doing this golden basin, register a real estate company, recruit migrant workers from the countryside (maybe you will be recruited to sell you yellow disks), the monthly salary is 600 to recruit 100 migrant workers, spend 6, treat guests and give gifts to the city government 'Spend 100 million (do not be less), the city' government' project is in hand, do tofu dregs projects, road repairs and repairs, compensation for migrant workers' lives 3 (2 projects in 20 months, one migrant worker died of exhaustion , don’t be afraid, there are people above), earn 2 million in 2000 months;

11. With a monthly salary of 5, a doctoral student who is proficient in 5 foreign languages ​​will be invited to go abroad to find a brand to act as an agent to sell Italian leather shoes to China, and then take samples to Wenzhou to make fake products, earning 5000 million in a month;

12. It was discovered by an Italian manufacturer and compensated 1000 million, plus the remaining 1000 million last month, and found an American consortium to finance the station (doctoral students can't let them idle), and raised 2 million, squeezing Sohu, Sina, and becoming China's largest portal station;

13. IPO, the market value reached 2 million U.S. dollars, bought a government securities company, became a dark horse, rose 10 times on the first day, sold all stocks (51%) at the opening of the second day, and got 10.2 billion U.S. dollars.In less than half a year, you will become a rich man in China, and the rest of your life will be worry-free;

14. What?Still not satisfied?Then you can only buy weapons, make munitions, and sell fire. Go. I know a few privately. Do you want to contact you?Even if you want to privately sell arms to the mainland, it's not impossible.I have people in the four teams of the 'Party Committee', ''Government'', '***', and 'CPPCC', and I also have friends in the 'Disciplinary Committee', in short, I can cover you...]

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Faced with such a group of "genius children", you can't say that they are wrong.

Facing a group of girls with such rich imaginations, if you are "true" with them, if you point out to them each process of "primitive accumulation of wealth" one by one, it is impossible to be so smooth... Then you will completely fall into the "lower class" "Are.It’s like reading classic fairy tales, and you “pick” and say that this one who lived hundreds of thousands of years is not real enough, and that one that can transform. By.

Grandpa Zhu could only be completely speechless.

However, "Hell Mad Dragon" has long adapted to the speaking style of this group of "genius babies", and listened happily from the sidelines.

In the past, it was the only one who was tortured by the whimsical theories of the "spiritual girls". Now it's the turn of the powerful "Grandpa Zhu" to suffer the same, which shows that the IQ of "Grandpa Zhu" is not much higher than it. .

"Hell Mad Dragon" felt balanced in his heart, and he was in a good mood.

It couldn't help but ask the group of "smart girls" jokingly: "What are 'party committees', ''government'', '***', 'CPPCC', and 'disciplinary committee'?"

Asking this question, on the one hand, it really does not understand and is very curious; on the other hand, it is because "Grandpa Zhu" has never looked at it since he appeared in this "hell world", and he clearly looks down on it. . The "Hell Mad Dragon" was quite upset, and naturally he was not afraid to "add trouble" to Grandpa Zhu.

As for how to explain "party committee", "'government'", "***", "CPPCC", "disciplinary committee", I am afraid that even Zi Xing, who knows a lot, can't use "Grandpa Zhu" and "hell mad dragon". "If you can understand, speak clearly and concisely.

To clarify the establishment, origin and functional authority of these institutions, Zi Xing estimated that he would waste half a day's saliva, and the effect may not be optimistic.

Unexpectedly, the "Qi Ling Girls" did not ask him for help, and said to the "Hell Dragon" carelessly: "If you don't understand, let us sisters explain to you. Uh, let's say 'party committee' first, and the party committee will Like your father, who doesn't do anything, just keeps his hands behind his back all day, and only knows how to scold and scold others!..."

"Hell Mad Dragon" was stunned for a moment, then asked again: "Then what does 'government' mean?"

"Qi Ling Girl": "The 'government' is like your mother, working stupidly all day long, and sometimes being scolded by your father!"

"Hell Mad Dragon" asked again: "What about the ****?"

"Qi Ling girl" replied: "*** is just like your grandfather, who carries a bird cage and walks around with birds all day long, and doesn't care about anything! Say something once in a while, you have to show some face..."

"Hell Mad Dragon" then asked: "What about the CPPCC?"

"Spiritual Dragon": "The CPPCC is like your 'grandmother', nagging all day long, but no one listens to her!"

"Hell Mad Dragon" asked again: "What about the Disciplinary Committee?"

"The Disciplinary Committee is just like you. In name, it is supervised by your parents, but you are also led by your parents. What you wear is what your parents eat, what you eat is what your parents eat, and you like to ask questions about this and that!..."

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Azusa collapsed.Regardless of whether "Hell Mad Dragon" and "Grandpa Zhu" understand it or not, Zi Xing himself thinks that this group of "wild spirit girls" are really talented.With such a concise image, he explained five new terms that were extremely difficult for him to explain clearly.

If this thought can be used in the right way of cultivation, then it is not called "little cleverness", but should be called "great wisdom"...

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"Qi Ling Girl" and Grandpa Zhu and "Hell Dragon" were lively for a long time, and it was also quiet in the second half of the night.

Grandpa Zhu has some things to do. He needs to organize his thoughts and think about countermeasures. He can't just joke with the little girls all night.

He alone occupied one of the most spacious caves nearby.

Everyone is quiet.Zi Xing still couldn't sleep.He has insomnia.

Boring.Many horrible and terrible speculations were made.The more I think about it, the deeper the fear in my heart.Just don't think about anything.

After being bored for a while, a flash of inspiration suddenly appeared in my mind.

Zi Xing slapped his thigh: Why did you forget about it again?

Immediately contact "Frame" and ask it to help collect information.Zi Xing really wants to know: Where exactly will Grandpa Zhu take him tomorrow?In other words, he wanted to know where his "true body" had been robbed by those "demons and thieves"?

To get an answer to such a question is beyond the scope of "framework".It couldn't give Zixing the correct answer.

Zi Xing could only continue to be confused.

But don't give up easily. The ability of "box" has passed the test of time.Azusa told it to continue collecting information.If the most core information cannot be collected, more relevant information can be collected and analyzed slowly.

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In the second half of the night, Zi Xing, who thought he was going to "sleepless" until dawn, actually fell asleep in a daze.

Zi Xing had a "nightmare" that seemed to be real and illusory, grotesque and grotesque.

He floated in the dream sky like a ghost.

Suddenly, a bolt of lightning hit him.Zixing was almost struck by lightning.For a moment, he even forgot that he was a master who could 'manipulate' "thunder and lightning", and cursed fearfully in his heart: Who is so wicked, 'shooting' lightning indiscriminately? !If labor and management catch it, they will tie it to the "electric chair" and play with it for three hours every day.

After the lightning, a "Golden Hairy Ape" appeared in front of him wearing golden armor, somersaulting on his feet, and holding a Ruyi stick.

The appearance of this monkey does not match the word "handsome", and its body is only three times larger than that of ordinary people.

But at this moment, its pair of eyes are flashing with scorching divine light, which is very clear in the dark world.It was the pair of divine eyes that reversed its overall image, giving it a special attraction.

Zi Xing just wanted to exclaim the words "Monkey King".But suddenly remembered the bizarre events that he had seen in "Memory Fragments" before.

In that "Memory Fragment", the title of "Monkey King" has been completely buried together with a "Golden Hairy Ape" who has lost all his mana... Then, the monkey in front of him , and possibly a six-eared macaque.

"Fight against Buddha?" Zi Xing asked tentatively.

"Haha," the big golden-haired ape in front of him laughed triumphantly: "The luck of the 'six-eared macaque' is not very good! But its luck has come to an end now! It is completely finished! I also regained my wish stick and all my mana! Hahaha..."

In the laughter, there is an extremely comfortable and joyful feeling of "retribution for a big revenge".If this laughter is also a fake, then this guy is a powerful actor who has the strength to aspire to the "Actor" crown.

Zi Xing was in a daze.

According to the information revealed by the words of the golden-haired great ape, there was indeed a six-eared macaque who stole its title of "Fighting and Conquering Buddha" for a long time... It seems that these are not the content of the original work, but his As seen in "Memento".Zixing was a little surprised that the "dream" he had at this time was connected with the "encounter" of the golden-haired ape?

It took a long time for Zi Xing to come back to his senses, and he asked, "How did the six-eared macaque die? How did you regain your weapons and mana?"

The golden-haired ape glared at Zi Xing arrogantly: "Why should I tell you? In short, my mana and weapons have been recovered, and the six-eared macaque is dead. Next, I will... …Eh, yes, what am I going to do next? Why is my mind blank? I can’t remember what I’m going to do next... Strange thing! Strange thing!”

The golden 'hair' ape no longer poses coolly.Rubbing his head with his hands, a confused expression appeared on his face.

"Have you lost your memory?" This point was learned in "Memory Fragments".

Zi Xing suppressed the uneasiness in his heart, and reminded the big golden-haired ape in front of him: "You, do you want to find your own memory first?"

The golden-haired ape suddenly realized, and said repeatedly: "Not bad! Not bad! I should get back my own memory first... But how should I get back my own memory?"

Zi Xing replied like a ghost: "Memory fragments..."

"Oh, yes, I can collect 'memory fragments'." The golden hairy ape shouted more happily: "Little brother, thank you for your reminder. I don't have time to chat with you now. I'm going to continue collecting 'Memory Fragments'..."

After speaking, he turned around and drove away on the cloud.

Really "come and go".Well, to put it nicely, it can also be called "the dragon sees the head but doesn't see the end".The only fly in the ointment is that guy's almost crazy words and deeds, he doesn't look like a "master".

Zi Xing originally didn't have the slightest intention to prevent the other party from leaving.But his eyes fell on the other party's waist, where something like a "wine gourd" was hung with a rope.

It was that thing, Zi Xing's "a startled glance", suddenly felt like being hit by a thunderbolt, and his whole body was completely numb.

He didn't see a ghost.But at this moment, the feeling in his heart was more terrifying than seeing a ghost.

The one hanging on the belt of the golden-haired great ape is just a human being smaller than the "standard shape".

But it was that person that caused the fear in Zi Xing's heart to soar to the highest level in decades of life.

A golden-haired ape hangs a person with its belt, which is easily reminiscent of its "ration". Hasn't that guy escaped from the low-level animal level of "raw human flesh"?

But Zi Xing's fear was not caused by the golden haired ape "suspected of eating human flesh".The source of his fear was simply because of that person.The man hanging on the waist of the golden-haired great ape brought a sense of fear to Zi Xingkong.

Zi Xing has excellent eyesight, and has already seen clearly at a glance: the person tied around the waist of the golden-haired ape is obviously himself.

In other words, it was the "deity's body" that Zixing was missing.

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The huge stimulus made Zi Xing suddenly "dizzy" in his mind.

The mind is really painful like being cut open by a sharp axe.I couldn't help screaming.

The "dream" disappeared like fireworks.

Zi Xing was awakened from the "dream" and sat up suddenly, breaking out in a cold sweat.

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Zixing's heart is full of countless unsolvable mysteries.It was as if his whole body was shrouded in a cloud of fog, making it difficult to breathe.

One thing is certain: his "true body" has fallen into the hands of the golden-haired ape.

Zi Xing absolutely does not believe that the scene of "encountering the golden-haired ape" is really just an absurd dream of "thinking by day and dreaming by night".

If what you see in your dream is real...

Zi Xing finally understood where her "principal body" was now, and whose hands it fell into.

The secret that "the body of the deity" fell into the hands of the golden-haired ape, I am afraid that Grandpa Zhu has already known it through the prophecy magic of "Miss Jiang Wenqiang".

That golden-haired ape has gone through countless tribulations, and his strength has risen to a terrifying height. Even Grandpa Zhu is afraid of it.No wonder, Grandpa Zhu didn't immediately tell him the whereabouts of the "deity's body" before formulating a relatively safe plan.