Rebirth of King Zhou

Chapter 280

The golden hairy ape has never meant to hide its head and show its tail.

It has stayed in this "lowest level of hell" for tens of thousands of years, and has long regarded itself as the master of this place. It doesn't need to look at people's eyes in every move, and can do whatever it wants.

Taking advantage of Zi Xing's words, it appeared majestic and imposing.

Its appearance caused the mountains and the ground to shake hundreds of miles away, and Zi Xing and Grandpa Zhu stopped standing still, floating high in the air.

Zi Xing is familiar with the "glorious appearance" of the golden-haired ape, so there is no need to repeat it.What surprised Zi Xing the most was that the size of the big golden-haired ape was at least a hundred times larger than what he knew.Well, how did the legendary monkey who was much thinner than an adult man become so tall?

The performance of the golden 'hair' great ape is also good.After showing up, he raised his head to the sky and screamed...

At the same time, golden light shines on it.The dark clouds around quickly dissipated; on the ground where the golden-haired ape sat cross-legged, a sea of ​​flowers grew unexpectedly.

In this barren land, all kinds of flowers grow unexpectedly.

According to the legend, when the Buddha Sakyamuni was born, he gave birth to lotuses every step of the way. The big golden-haired ape in front of him must have followed suit and deliberately made himself very coquettish and coquettish. ?

It's a pity that when ordinary people see a hairless appearance, the first thing that pops up in their minds is the low-level term "rough hairy beast" that contains contempt.It's really far from the "appearance" of Buddha's brilliance.

……

Looking at the very familiar face of the golden-haired ape, and seeing this guy who should be very active, sitting in front of him with a "precious appearance" at the moment, Zi Xing couldn't help but feel a sense of humor in his heart. feel.

It can be said that Zi Xing is very relaxed at the moment.After all, with experts like Grandpa Zhu "responsible" for his safety, he doesn't have to worry about his life at all.Therefore, seeing the "familiar" face of the monkey, Azusa narrowly thought of the classic dialogue between two "heavyweights" in the mythical world——

[Jade Emperor: I am in charge of the way of heaven!Tathagata: You were beaten by a monkey~

Jade Emperor: I have gone through [-] calamities!Tathagata: You were beaten by a monkey~

Jade Emperor: Can we not mention monkeys...

Tathagata: Your sister (Yao Ji) was slept by a mortal.Jade Emperor: ...

Tathagata: Your daughter (Weaver Girl) was slept by a mortal.Jade Emperor: ...

Tathagata: Your niece (Three Holy Mother) was slept by a mortal.

Jade Emperor: Let’s continue talking about monkeys~]

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Zi Xing didn't know the goods, so he couldn't see that the golden-haired ape made a "sea of ​​flowers", but it was actually showing off a special skill on purpose.

In the legend, there is a so-called "one flower, one world".It is nothing to create an ordinary "sea of ​​flowers", and there are "alchemists" who pretend to be gods and ghosts in the rivers and lakes who can do this.But if you go deep into the inside of each flower in front of you, you can see different illusory worlds one after another.

Being able to create so many "worlds" at the same time (although it is only illusory, it is still far from creating thousands of "substantial worlds") has proved that the future achievements of the golden hairy ape are limitless.

The golden-haired ape didn't wait for Zi Xing and Grandpa Zhu to explain why he came here, first he pointed at Zi Xing, and asked Grandpa Zhu another question: "This kid seems to be weak, but you are good, why do you want to help him out? "

Zi Xing pouted: This monkey is asking questions knowingly.You took my real body, you should have investigated my situation beforehand.Don't you know my relationship with Miss Jiang?Do you know the friendship between Miss Jiang and Grandpa Zhu?

Zi Xing's thinking is a bit similar to being a super "little boy" and relying on nepotism to gain benefits.But this guy has a strong backer in this comprehension world, but he is not ashamed at all, but proud of it.

Uh, to take a step back, even if Zi Xing knew that he was labeled as a "super boy", he would probably replace the "little boy" theory with a high-sounding "love theory"——

From being strangers to falling in love, our two hearts headed towards our goals along different tracks, and finally collided together, just like two non-parallel rays on a plane, no matter how far we go, they will eventually intersect at one point , everything becomes natural.The two hearts are also fused together, not separated from each other, and finally continue along the same track, and reach the end together, this is love.

If anyone dares to equate this great feeling with "Bao. Yang. Xiaobailian", no matter how well-bred Miss Jiang and Grandpa Zhu are, they will be angry.

……

However, at this moment, Grandpa Zhu didn't seem to notice that the golden-haired ape was pretending to be stupid, and told the monkey solemnly: he regards "Jiang Wenqiang" as his granddaughter, and "Jiang Wenqiang" puts all his thoughts on it. On Zixin...

The golden haired ape said disapprovingly: "Women's thoughts are changeable. How can the old man be sure that your 'granddaughter Jiang Wenqiang' will always like that kid? I don't think it may be..."

Zi Xing didn't like to hear that.

He couldn't help but mocked him: "It sounds like you know women of the opposite sex very well. Even if you have lived for tens of thousands of years, you are still a male who has never been in love or married. You don't understand girls' minds at all..."

"You little brat! How much can you understand the minds of men and women!" The golden haired ape was ashamed by what he said, and he couldn't help but burst into anger.

Zi Xing looked triumphant: "Not only do I know more than you, I can also detail the emotional journey of men and women from 'new birth' to 'old age'..."

After hearing Zi Xing's conceited words, Grandpa Zhu also became interested, so he asked Zi Xing to explain in detail.He, an old man, has lived no shorter than the golden-haired ape, and when it comes to "emotional experience", he is also blank; naturally, he is also willing to listen to Zi Xing's "best opinion", which can be regarded as a return to blindness in this area. .

Zi Xing is also a master who can "talk".He counted with his fingers confidently: "...[When 0-5 years old] Girls' closest object→mother. Boys' closest object→mother. [6-10 years old] Female→It's not annoying Boys are fine! Boys → boys who can accompany me to bully girls."

“[At the age of 11-15] Girls should be close to each other→brothers who are fifteen, six, seven or eight years old, don’t be barbarians at the same age! Boys should be close to them→soccer, basketball, ball, table tennis... [When I was 16-20 years old] Female → I want to be the "handsome guy" that everyone praises when I am about seventeen or eighteen years old! Male → Female, a female is fine!"

“【21 - 25岁的时候】女子最亲近的对象→25-29岁的成熟男人，要有事业基础，有品味，才华……男子最亲近的对象→20-24岁漂亮又有身材的女人。【26 - 30岁的时候】女→仍是坚持要比自己年纪大的男人。男→20-24岁漂亮又有身材的女人。”

"[At the age of 30-40] the closest object for women → a good man who is compatible with the soul. The closest object for men → a woman with a beautiful body at the age of 20-24 [at the age of 40-50] female → man. Male → 20-24 year old beautiful woman with figure. [When 50-60 years old] female → a man who can live with him forever. Male → 20-24 year old beautiful woman with figure.”

“【70 - 80岁的时候】女子最亲近的对象→五60岁时找到的那个男人，最好不需要自己照顾的。男子最亲近的对象→20-24岁漂亮又有身材的女人。【80 - 90岁的时候】女→比自己迟死的男人。男→虽然我已经老花眼，看不清楚……但是我还是希望是20-24……”

"Summary: From the age of 20, a man's needs for women are very specific..."

……

Hearing Zi Xing's wonderful theory that could be included in the "Psychology Course", both the golden haired ape and Grandpa Zhu felt that it made sense.

Although it sounds like a "fallacy", it is not empty.

However, Zi Xing's final "summary" made the two of them feel like "whispering".This product can really "reverse black and white".

The golden-haired ape thought he was not as eloquent as Zi Xing, so he had no choice but to get back to business: "Let's talk about seriousness. You two are probably also 'going to the Three Treasures Hall for nothing'. After all, run here What is the purpose of planting ghosts?"

Zi Xing rolled his eyes, and said, "You think we want to come here? If it weren't for you guys doing such outrageous deeds, Grandpa Zhu and I wouldn't be bothered to come to this damn place."

Knowing that the guy was "playing stupid", Zi Xing decided to speak clearly.Otherwise, I don't know when I will go around in circles.

The golden-haired ape was still "confused" and asked in a murmur, "What 'outrageous deeds' did I do?"

Seeing its behavior like this, Grandpa Zhu became unhappy, and was about to say something to "expose" it.

At this moment, the golden-haired ape shouted loudly: "I understand. You must know that I discovered the magic of that thing, and wanted to come here to share the benefits."

This guy even beat him up.

Zi Xing was furious and furious: This guy ordered his confidantes to take away my "principal body", and now he has the nerve to insist that it belongs to him.Lying and not drafting!Why don't you go and see who the "deity's body" looks exactly like, hum!

In fact, frankly speaking, Zi Xing's view of "judging whoever the stolen 'principal body' looks like" does not conform to the common concept of this cultivation world.In this kind of world of "the strong prey on the weak", "whoever owns something belongs to him" is in line with the cognition of mainstream thinking.

Just like a "slave" without personal freedom, he cannot confidently declare: I am my own.

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"You are hiding in this ghost place, what other magical things can you find?" Grandpa Zhu hadn't turned the corner yet.

"I'm talking about 'memory fragments'." The golden hairy ape said, "That's a good thing. Have you heard of it?"

Oh, so it refers to "memory fragments", isn't it referring to my "deity's body"?

Zi Xing was a little taken aback.

Grandpa Zhu sneered: "Of course we have heard of 'memory fragments'. But those things are not rare, there are too many of them here. It's useless if I want it...Take a step back, even if I come to get it' Memory Fragments' has nothing to do with you, you have no right to interfere."

Zi Xing came to his senses, still most concerned about his own personal interests.He said to Grandpa Zhu: "Grandpa, that guy is clearly saying 'the villain will sue first', he deliberately said that to divert our attention. Grandpa, have you forgotten what the purpose of our trip is?"

With such a reminder from Jing Zixing, Grandpa Zhu also thinks it makes sense.

He suddenly realized: "That's right, you cunning monkey! You ordered a group of 'demons and thieves' to steal Zixin's body. What is your intention? Now that the real master has come to the door, you are sensible, so hurry up and take Zixin's body away." Hand over your body! Otherwise, don't blame us for being rude."

The reaction of the golden 'hair' great ape was somewhat unexpected.

It looked confused, and asked strangely: "Who is Zixin? Who stole Zixin's body?"

This guy actually denied it all.Zixing couldn't help getting angry, and couldn't help pointing at his nose: "Look clearly, 'Zixin' is me. Don't think that you commanded a group of subordinates to steal my body, and you did it flawlessly without anyone noticing it. Hmph, we are quite sure that my body was taken to this ghostly place by your minions to hide it. Although I don’t know what you want to do by stealing my body? But I will never give up my real body... ...Grandpa Zhu will also help me get my body back. If you don't hand over my body, we will never let it go..."

The golden-haired ape didn't frighten him at all.

It is like an "Old Lai" who owes money, denying that he ordered his subordinates to "steal" Zi Xing's body.

Your opponent "playing hooligans" is not scary, the most terrifying thing is the powerful opponents "playing hooligans".

Zi Xing began to feel a little tricky.

Based on the familiar positive image of the monkey in his impression, he really never thought that the golden-haired ape would "play tricks"-even if he was killed, he would not admit that he had sent someone to rob Zi Xing's body.

Could it be that there is really only a big fight left, and the trick of descending on the golden ape with strength?

Zi Xing, who was at a loss what to do, couldn't help but turned to look at Grandpa Zhu, not knowing what he was up to.

Grandpa Zhu frowned.This expression made Zi Xing's heart sink.Could it be that Grandpa Zhu is not fully sure that he can deal with this big golden-haired ape in front of him?

The biggest backer doesn't seem to be so reliable anymore.So what should he do?Where do we go from here?

At this moment, the big golden-haired ape spoke first again: "I said I didn't send anyone to steal that kid's body. If you still don't believe me, you can search here yourself to see if it's hidden or not." What are you looking for? Anyway, this ghostly place isn’t that big, so it’s easy to find it everywhere.”

This guy is arrogant.In the eyes of Zi Xing, the "bottom of hell" is extremely big, but in the eyes of the golden haired ape, it is not that big.Perhaps, in the eyes of experts like him and Grandpa Zhu, this place can be regarded as an "amusement park" at best.

Grandpa Zhu thought about it and accepted such a proposal.

To be honest, at this moment, Grandpa Zhu has only entered the "lowest level of hell" with his soul, and he has to take care of the soul of Zi Xing.Under such a restrictive situation, Grandpa Zhu was unwilling to challenge the seemingly powerful golden ape.

……

A faint green light emerged from Grandpa Zhu's "soul body".This piece of light spread out like clouds and mist, heading in all directions.

From the outside, Grandpa Zhu looks more like a Li Hun from the underworld.In Azusa's memory, ghosts are generally green all over (the "sequelae" left by watching too many Hong Kong ghost movies.)

Zi Xing knew that Grandpa Zhu had begun to perform magical arts such as "soul search".Not willing to be lonely, he used the "Eye of Primordial Mengmeng" to scan and aim around aimlessly.

I didn't expect to find anything, but Zi Xing just has a personality that can't be idle.

Suddenly, Zi Xing accidentally discovered a strange phenomenon: part of the "green glow" released by Grandpa Zhu and searched around seemed to be absorbed by this space.Although the number is small, it is really strange that the green light released by Grandpa Zhu will be sucked away.

Zi Xing couldn't help reminding Grandpa Zhu quietly: "Grandpa, have you noticed that part of the green light you emitted has been sucked away?"

Grandpa Zhu looked at Zi Xing in surprise: "You can also find this? There is something weird here."

Then he said nonchalantly: "The loss of that little bit of green light is not a 'loss' to me. Hmph, that guy thinks that there is such an abnormal situation in this space, and I will stop it out of caution? That’s too much to underestimate me!”

Zixing couldn't help but looked up at the big golden-haired ape again.I found it sitting there cross-legged very calmly, and I don't know what it is thinking at the moment?

The calmer the golden haired ape reacted, the more Zi Xing felt that something was wrong.The sense of uneasiness in my heart is getting stronger and stronger.

Could it be that this space can absorb Grandpa Zhu's "green light" because of that guy's secret tricks?

I have no reason to remember the "scam calls" I received in my previous life: If you receive any call (including 10086 or 10010), saying that you are checking your line and asking you to press the # key or any other key, if you do not immediately End the call and press those buttons, and nine times out of ten you're going to get caught.

It's a scam company, their machine connects to your sim card and uses your credit to make calls when you press any key. (You can also eavesdrop on all your calls and text messages, that is, copy cards)

……

Zixing thinks that the golden-haired ape should know the true identity of Grandpa Zhu.It deliberately uses words to set up a trick to make Grandpa Zhu release the "green light", and then let this space absorb a small part of the "green light".It should definitely be hiding evil intentions.

There is a conspiracy here!

But poor Zixing now doesn't even know that Grandpa Zhu's "green lights" are magic stuff and what purpose they have.Not to mention the extravagant hope of being able to crack the "conspiracy" of the golden hairy ape.

Damn!

Grandpa Zhu has already been reminded.His old man didn't care.What else can he do?

The ominous premonition in Zi Xing's mind became stronger and stronger.