Rebirth of King Zhou

Chapter 288 Problem Soul

Zixing has completely lost the desire to continue "communicating" with the little fat man in front of him.There is a "generation gap" in thinking.

Zi Xing strongly asked Grandpa Zhu to replace him with another "captive".Uh, I hope that the thinking is normal (Zi Xing is very troubled by the "abnormal thinking" opponent, who knows that in the eyes of his opponent, he is also very abnormal. Fifty steps laugh at one hundred steps).

Grandpa Zhu's "luck" is really not flattering, he caught such a "superior" as soon as he caught it.

To change!Must change!

Changed to another gentleman who looked gentle and spoke slowly, his first impression seemed to be normal.

But after listening, Zi Xing felt that something was wrong: Although the ancients spoke in a soft voice, the words uttered from the mouth of that "gentleman" were too weak, right?

Taste it carefully again, ouch, hey, she is really a girl.

The golden 'hair' great ape is really "eclectic".He even got a "female" soul into the "male" body!This is also called "camouflage"?It's so eye-catching.

Zi Xing didn't have much choice, and still had to deal with that "gentleman".

This guy's way of speaking is really enough for Zi Xing to scratch his head.The "female" soul body that took over this body was probably an out-and-out feminist during his lifetime, and every sentence should be preceded by a half-sentence of "I how..." Zi Xing is very crooked.

For example: "I am strong enough to carry big bags and small bags on the road, and I don't need my boyfriend to carry things..."

"My clothes are thick enough to wrap me tightly in winter, I don't need a boyfriend's coat..."

"I have pockets in my clothes and trousers, so I'm not afraid of having no place to put my hands when walking on the road..."

"I'm so brave that I'm not afraid of walking at night. I don't need my boyfriend to take me back when it gets dark..."

"I have enough living expenses, what I like to eat and what I like to use to buy for myself..."

"I have a stable job with a good income, and I don't need a boyfriend to support me..."

"I can watch the sky at night, and I don't need my boyfriend to remind me to pay attention to the change of the weather..."

"I have so many 'girlfriends', even if I don't have a date on the weekend, I can still go shopping with them until closing..."

"I have a bunch of good brothers, they will help me out if I am wronged by bullying..."

"I have a mother. When I am sick, the most healing thing is my mother's warm hands..."

"I have a father. If I want any baby, I will buy it if I act like a baby..."

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Zixing finally couldn't take it anymore.Such a mother-in-law and strong guy, even if he "changed a male's' sex' body", he still has the same 'nature', Zi Xing really can't stand her.I had no choice but to "stay away with respect" and respectfully invite this guy to leave the stage.

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Time cannot be wasted.Immediately afterwards, Zixing made contact with the third body that Grandpa Zhu had caught in the "storage space".

That body is currently dominated by the "beast soul".Specifically, it is a "lion's soul" that enters a "male's body".

From this point, it can be seen that there are as many as 4000 male bodies used to arrange the "doubt array", and it is very difficult for the golden-haired ape to find more than [-] souls to "distribute" to the [-] male bodies. It is tireless.

No, even the weird combination of "lion soul" stuffed into "human body" came out.

Perhaps because the "lion man" has integrated into the human body, there is no so-called "language barrier" with Zi Xing.

Zi Xing tried to ask the "lion man": "Ahem, this man from a different race, can you understand me?"

The "lion man" said disdainfully: "Is there anything I, the 'lion king', don't understand?"

Yep, another arrogant soul.

Zi Xing couldn't help being curious, and asked further: "Are you really the Lion King? The leader of all races?"

"Lionman" proudly said: "Although there is no name of 'Lion King', there is the reality of 'Lion King'. May I ask, is there anyone in the Lion Clan who is as wise as me?"

Oh, and a "narcissist".

This "lion man" is obviously quite sensitive, seeing a hint of sarcasm in Zi Xing's eyes, it immediately feels "very hurt".

It roared in displeasure: "Boy, do you think I'm lying? I won't tell you, you kid can't even imagine how high my IQ is..."

"Oh, then, how tall is it?" Zi Xing asked casually.

"Hmph, Lord Lion, I once asked a leopard to manage 10 wolves and distribute food to them. After the leopard received the meat, he divided the meat into 11 equal portions, asked for one portion for himself, and gave the rest to 10 wolves. The 10 wolves feel that they have too little points, so they join forces to play against the leopard. Although one wolf cannot beat the leopard, 10 wolves and the leopard can’t handle it.”

"The leopard came to Lord Lion in desperation and I resigned. Lord Lion said, 'Look at mine'. I divided the meat into 11 portions of different sizes. I picked the largest portion first, and then proudly said to the other wolves: "You guys discuss how to divide the meat." In order to compete for the bigger meat, the wolves boiled and attacked each other fiercely, regardless of the fact that they didn't even get the average piece of meat... The leopard asked the lion lord admiringly : What’s the way? I smiled slightly, it’s the same as human’s “performance salary”…”

"The next day, I still divided the meat into 11 pieces, but I picked out 2 pieces, and then proudly said to the other wolves: 'You discuss how to divide the meat yourself.' The 10 wolves looked at 9 pieces of meat. I snatched up a piece of meat, a piece of my former companion, and finally left a weak wolf lying on the ground dying... The leopard asked me in admiration: What is the method? I smiled slightly: Have you heard of the method of eliminating the last place? ?..."

"On the third day, I divided the meat into two pieces, but I picked one piece myself, and then proudly said to the other wolves: 'You discuss how to divide the meat yourself.' The pack of wolves competed, and finally the strongest wolf defeated All the wolves swaggered and began to enjoy its spoils. After the wolf had eaten enough, other wolves were allowed to eat again. These wolves became his younger brothers, respectfully obeyed its management, and enjoyed its leftovers in order..."

"From now on, Lord Lion, I only need to manage a wolf and distribute food to it, and I don't have to worry about the rest. The leopard asked me admiringly: 'What's the way?' I smiled slightly, and heard that 'compete for jobs' '?…… "

"On the last day, I took all the meat and let the wolves eat grass. Because of the previous competition, the wolves were no longer able to fight, so they had to suffer... The wolves ate the hard-to-eat grass, but with sincere eyes Looking at me, I said to the Lion Lord: Thank you! Thank you! Thank you again! The leopard asked me admiringly: "What's the way?" Heart.'"

"Haha, Lord Lion, I am such a genius! Do you think my IQ is unfathomable?"

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Zi Xing was completely speechless.This is the first time I have met such a narcissistic animal...