Rebirth of King Zhou

Chapter 310 The unexpected ending and the girl's leisurely life

Zi Xing felt very surprised. &&

There were two things that exceeded his expectations: one was that with Grandpa Zhu's profound cultivation and such a lofty status, he unambiguously launched a "sneak attack";

But the target of Grandpa Zhu's sneak attack was the golden-haired ape, which resulted in the great ape being seriously injured and is still in a coma.This is the second surprise.

It turned out that Grandpa Zhu brought thousands of puppets and Zi Xing in his "storage space" on the surface, and retreated from the west side of the "lowest floor of hell". It seemed that this was the best way to escape before the big bang.But the cunning Grandpa Zhu allocated another [-]% of his soul power, ambush at the newly opened "exit".When the golden-haired great ape tracked down there, it launched a thunderous blow at the golden-haired great ape without any regard for face.

The golden retriever great ape was seriously injured on the spot because of mental arithmetic.

This golden-haired great ape has also learned some special self-help techniques.When he was seriously injured, he quickly picked a huge swamp in the hell world, quickly tore off all the clothes on his body, then curled up as much as possible, and buried his whole body in the swamp.

After all of them held their breath, the golden-haired great ape entered a state of silence.

This is a technique of recuperation and self-rescue. At this time, it has played a miraculous effect.

But there is one thing, given the current situation of the golden-haired great ape, if no one else came to rescue it, it would have to be buried here forever.This period of time is likely to last tens of thousands of years.It can be said that the golden retriever ape is gambling with his life.

Fortunately, Grandpa Zhu wanted to tame it for his own use, and never thought of taking its life.So after Zixing and the four thousand puppets settled down, they began to search for the whereabouts of the golden-haired ape in the entire hell world.

Thousands of people joined the ranks of the search, and the results were soon apparent.

Coupled with Grandpa Zhu's mysterious and powerful soul searching ability, he finally found the golden-haired great ape buried in the swamp at dusk.

Seeing the miserable appearance of the golden-haired ape with no breath, Zi Xing thought at first that this guy was a fart.The great ape is a "benchmark figure" in the mythical world. Is it really the end like this?Thinking of this question, Zi Xing felt a little uncomfortable.

Fortunately, in the next inspection, Zi Xing injected the energy of his pure Horcrux suit into the body of the golden-haired great ape, and quickly spun around its body.

With the traction of Qi, the demon power in the golden ape's body also produced some reactions. Although it was very weak, it gave people hope.

"This guy's life is hard, he's still alive." Zixing's nervous heart also got some relief.

And Grandpa Zhu was even more relaxed.It has more experience than Zi Xing, and knows the current situation of the golden-haired great ape. It only needs to recuperate for a few months, and when its injuries = complete recovery, and returns from wandering before the gate of hell for a while, its strength will be greatly improved.

The moment of life and death, although it is extremely dangerous, but relatively, if the golden-haired great ape can persevere, its strength will naturally increase.

After such a terrible torture, the various functions in the body have been stimulated with more potential. From this point of view, the golden-haired great ape can be regarded as a blessing in disguise.

The peacetime is coming early, Zi Xing and Grandpa Zhu each have their own busy affairs.

No one restrained the group of "gift girls", and they were not idle, just running around in the hell world, playing various self-entertaining games.

For example, today the "Qi Ling Girls" will imitate "Zhao Benshan", "Fan Wei", and "Gao Xiumin" respectively, and come up with a sketch.The content of the skit was thought up by the "gift girls" themselves, as the so-called "new wine in old bottles"——

Zhao Benshan Chi Girl: Please listen to the question, which four languages ​​should Chinese officials be proficient in?Fan Wei Orange Girls: English, French, Russian and Japanese.Gao Xiumin Green Girl: Mistakes are lies, empty words, big words and stereotypes.

Red girl: Please listen to the question, what should be hidden and used secretly, and then secretly handed over to others after use? Orange girl: Take a photo negative.Green Girl: Wrong, it's the unspoken rules.

Chi Girl: Please listen to the question, what is it that makes fake medicine advertisements, talks about the effects of fake medicines, and denounces the dangers of fake medicines at the same time?Orange Girl: A charlatan.Green Girl: Wrong, it's v.

Red girl: Please listen to the question. You only have a house of 10 square meters, and your neighbors changed from 0 square meters to 100 square meters. Has your living area increased?Orange Girl: No.Green Girl: Wrong, you have been increased by 45 square meters in the average housing area.

Red girl: Please listen to the question, who is the one who always asks you to be responsible to her but she is not responsible to you?Orange girl: Two. Milk.Green Girl: The fault is the bank.

Chi Girl: Please listen to the question. It looks luxurious and clean on the outside, but it is actually a place where clothes are undressed and dirt is hidden. Where is this?Orange Girl: Public toilets.Green Girl: The fault is showbiz.

Chi Girl: Please listen to the question. I was hit by someone just now, and the horse dived into the water. After a while, what was it that was wearing a vest and stuck its head out not far away?Orange Girl: Turtle.Green Girl: The mistake is dismissal of officials.

Red Girl: Please listen to the question, "China's urban environmental pollution is not caused by cars, but by bicycles. Bicycles are more polluting than cars."Who said this line?Orange Girl: Psychopath.Green Girl: The fault is China. Expert.

Red Girl: Please listen to the question. There is a person who often wants to speak on your behalf, but you have never met. Why?Orange Girl: It's the illegitimate child and his real father.Green girl: The fault is human. Big. Representative. I don’t know you, but I have to represent you...

But to be honest, Zi Xing thinks that he can understand this kind of sketches performed by the "Girls of Artifacts".

As for the "black humor" that the "Qi Ling girls" are best at, Zi Xing is often dumbfounded when he hears it.

such as--

A certain rapist escaped from the prison where he was held for 15 years.He breaks into a house looking for food and money, only to find a young couple in bed.So he ordered her husband to get out of bed and tied him to a chair.He then tied his wife to the bed, kissed her deeply on the neck, and went into the toilet.When the fugitive was in the toilet, the husband said to his wife: 'Listen, this man must be a fugitive, just look at his clothes.He must have been in prison too long, haven't seen a woman in years, you can tell by the way he kisses your neck.If he wants to sleep with you, don't resist, don't complain, do what he says, no matter how he ravages you, you must meet his requirements.He must be very dangerous. If he got angry, he might kill us all.You gotta hold on, baby, I love you. ’ said the wife: ‘He didn’t kiss my neck, but whispered in my ear.He told me he was gay, and he thought you were cute, and asked if I had a bvd at home.I told him it was in the toilet.You gotta hold on, baby, I love you too...'

Chapter 310 The unexpected ending and the girl's leisurely life