Rebirth of King Zhou

Chapter 316 Her memory is so "scary"!

: Thank you "Liu ng Master" students for their rewards, recommendations and praise.

Zi Xing sympathizes with today's golden-haired great ape.To be precise, it is to sympathize with the current experience of the great ape.

Look, those mischievous "spiritual girls" have been "grafted" to the big ape. Grandpa Zhu has already taught the girls the secret technique of "grafting memory" and what absurd things.

It is true that the most missed memory of the "Qi Ling Girl" today is the unrestrained QQ chat with the "computer hacker" when he was a computer novice.The girls are willing to "graft" such a memory to the great ape. To be honest, they don't mean to despise the great ape.However, can content like "grafting" achieve the purpose of affecting the thinking ability of great apes?

Zi Xing has reservations about this.

Turning the great ape into a "little white" is indeed easier to control.But there is also the danger of turning it into a total lunatic.It is very troublesome to deal with it, and the aftermath work is a headache.

Zixing conveyed her opinion to the "Qi Ling Girl".

Unexpectedly, all the girls "complained" to him unanimously: "Xiaobai and Xiaohei's Dialogue" is the most reliable of the "memory fragments" they have.Others, let alone use them.If you want to get some more suitable "memory fragments" temporarily, it will take too much time, and I'm afraid it will be too late.

Zi Xing is a little unbelievable.

He personally searched among the piles of "memory fragments", hoping to find a replacement.Well, the resulting impression is that the taste of the spirit girls is too cold.

For example, there is actually a "memory fragment" related to the content of "The Girl Discussing the Historical Truth with the Famous Immortals"

The appearance of the girl is seven to eight points like that of the "girls with spirits": Bodhisattva, you are so merciful, please tell me, when will I find my husband?Bodhisattva: The secrets of heaven must not be revealed. There is a definite number in the dark: Is it not nonsense to rely on you?Bodhisattva: Bah, I want to know that I am still a monk?

: Fighting against Buddha, why did you choose Baotang Monk to learn scriptures?Wukong: It’s not for the education: Is the education so important?Wukong: I am a hooligan serving a sentence in Wuzhishan, and now I have become a fighting Buddha. Do you think it is important?

: Empress Nuwa, why did you create humans?Nüwa: The sky leaked, and I finally made it up. If I don’t create some people, who can I ask for the maintenance fee? : Then why do you divide people into male and female?Nüwa: I am neither male nor female, so I want to know which one is stronger, male or female? :The results of it?Nuwa: I made up the sky again

: Houyi, why did you shoot the sun back then?Hou Yi: Someone pays. : Why leave one?Hou Yi: They only paid for nine: why leave only this one?Hou Yi: It also paid for it

: Why did Zhinu marry Dong Yong?Zhinu: For love: Is it just for this reason?Zhinu: This...: What else is it?Zhinu: He has a house, he has an invisible property, and he is handsome... It is said that people like him are "tall, rich and handsome"

: Messenger of the Pure Altar, why do you like Miss Gao Yue?Zhu Bajie: She is beautiful. : Then why don't you date her now?Zhu Bajie: I am now a civil servant

: What is the essence of the almighty Buddha's philosophy?Tathagata: Compassionate: Why do monasteries raise monks?Tathagata: Others are not merciful to me: How can monks explain how to beat people and kill people?Tathagata: Grandma. I have many brothers, rich, and ruthless enough. Those who follow me will prosper, and those who oppose me will perish. I will beat anyone who dares to bully my brother: You...why are you so vulgar?Tathagata: Amitabha, cough cough... I mean: the Buddhist family forms good karma, punishes evil and promotes good, retribution of karma, and universal salvation of all beings

: Mr. Jiang, why did you become a god back then?Jiang Ziya: Act on behalf of the sky, and let the sky deliver luck: But in the end you lost your place Jiang Ziya: I did it on purpose. :Why?Self-sacrifice?Jiang Ziya: I took too many bribes when I became a god, so it is better to retire to the second line early to avoid trouble

: Emperor Yuhuang used to learn Buddhist scriptures from the Tang Dynasty, why did so many gods or their family members go down to the world as demons?Emperor Yuhuang: I stayed in Tiangong for too long, and the income is low, so it is inevitable that some people will go to sea. : Were they all punished later?Emperor Yuhuang: They were all punished, some were sentenced to prison, and some were given serious warnings to see the effect. : Everyone made similar mistakes, so why the disparity in penalties?Emperor Yuhuang: Those who give serious warnings are officials

: The lamp god Juju, if there is a child who burns the magic lamp and begs you to satisfy his wish of 'wanting to see women's butts every day', will you agree?Genie: This wish is not high.Of course I want to satisfy him and let him "bang" into a toilet for women...

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Can the contents of these "memory fragments" sold for cakes be "grafted" to the great apes?

Zi Xing thought about it carefully, and had to admit that "Xiaobai and Xiaohei's Dialogue Record" was more reliable.The lesser of two evils.

Zi Xing could only comfort herself secretly in her heart: This is not the most outrageous thing.Worlds, full of wonders.I remember that I read a news report in my previous life, saying that the largest xing. carnival in human history took place in Rome in 200 AD.At that time, a total of 7000 people enjoyed the joy of fish and water wantonly.In the "Kingdom of Tonga" in the 1st century, the first night of all local virgins could only be enjoyed by the king. In 1777, the 0-year-old king had sex with 10 virgins every day on average.According to statistics, the king had sex with 3.7 virgins in his lifetime...

Uh, if the "gift girl" is allowed to "graft" this memory to the great ape, it will be a catastrophe for the "Six Realms".It doesn't matter if a big ape with good strength becomes a "computer novice", it doesn't matter if he becomes a "computer hacker". But it's getting bigger...

I broke out in a cold sweat.There is no motivation to stop the "spiritual girl" from "grafting" those messy but relatively safe memories.

The "gift girl" is still immersed in the nostalgia for that period of online memory.

... Hacker: What is the good news you said just now? Xiaobai: Hoho today a boy used my computer.Hacker: My God, is there anyone who dares to use your computer? Xiaobai: Yes, after opening it, his face turned green from fright, and I went out because of embarrassment... An hour later, when I came back, I saw him sitting in a chair proudly and smiling.Hacker: I know what’s going on. Did he clean up your computer? Xiaobai: Yes, how did you know? Hacker: I’m used to the messy twists and turns in your computer. I felt relieved for a while, I thought I entered the wrong computer...Xiaobai: ――!

Xiaobai: But do you know what I said to him later? Hacker: What did I say? Xiaobai: I told him to make my computer exactly the same as before... Hacker: ◎◎.Xiaobai: Then he stared at me for a long time and then rushed out

next day

Xiaobai: Don’t call me Xiaobai anymore! Hacker: What? Have you been drinking melatonin? Xiaobai: Well, I’m actually very smart. Today I invented a new way to save electricity.Hacker: Oh, let's hear it.Xiaobai: I researched and found that the fan in this case is useless. It spins so fast and consumes too much power. I am going to dismantle it... Hacker: You are a genius. If you pull the switch at home, it will save more power!! Xiaobai:... ...You seem to be mocking me?! Hacker: Either it seems to be!

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Xiaobai called the hacker: Are you really good?Hacker: So-so.Xiaobai: Bragging! If you have the ability, you can shut down the Trojan horse in my machine... Hacker: How difficult is this! Just wait.Hacker: Haha, regret it?

Xiaobai: Hey, thank you. I went outside to play and suddenly remembered that the phone hadn't been turned off yet.I just want you to shut it down for me... Hacker: Halo

next day

Hacker: What are you playing? Xiaobai: Cleaning up the computer.Hacker: You?! Xiaobai: That’s right, you said I have a lot of viruses here, so I’m going to delete all the files that I don’t know and don’t like.Hacker: Stop it! You only know a few files? You don’t want your phone anymore? Xiaobai: Then what should I do now? Hacker: Don’t just play around.

three days later

Hacker:: I haven’t seen Xiaobai for a while, did you miss me? Xiaobai: I didn’t miss you, but you came just in time... Hacker: What’s the matter? Not enough, can you think of a way? Hacker: Let me see~!~

Hacker: Xiaobai tells you an unfortunate news. Because there are too many viruses in your computer, viruses have given birth to many children, and they are fighting for territory... Xiaobai: Ah~!~ God! Hacker: I’m still listening to viruses Whispering about how the price of space has risen again, so many viruses can’t afford space, and they are about to start a riot...Xiaobai: So what should I do? Hacker: This is simply to lower the price of space and buy a hard drive~!~

Xiaobai: 555555 I forgot my password again.Hacker: I can't remember well, so just write the password on paper.Xiaobai: If it is too long and complicated, copying it over and over again can exhaust you to death.Hacker: Why do you set such a long password with your intelligence?Xiaobai: I think only when it is so complicated that I can’t remember it can prevent others from deciphering it.Hackers: Turns out your password is only making it harder for yourself...

Hacker: The World Cup is about to start a men's festival! Xiaobai: I like not only men~~ Hacker: You?! Can you understand football? Xiaobai: Yes, I will get up and watch every World Cup.Hacker: Ha, great, we can finally have a common language which team do you like?Xiaobai: Of course it is the Chinese team!! Hacker: There is no common language...

next day

Xiaobai: Come out~ Hacker: What is it? Xiaobai: Can movies be copied? Hacker: Yes.Xiaobai: Why can’t my movie be copied? Hacker: What did you use to copy? Xiaobai: Of course it’s a floppy disk! Hacker: Let’s go! Hacker: Haha It turns out that my virus database is invincible. ~!!!Xiaobai: Xiaohong, don’t be discouraged, come back to play hacker when you have time: Haha, welcome to antivirus again when you have time, slow walk and don’t send off red customers: ※+?

next day

Xiaobai: Are you there? Hacker: ... um Xiaobai: My computer is broken, what should I do?Hacker: No, I just checked and everything is fine.Xiaobai: Then why did the numbers I entered turn into stars? Hacker: …………………

Hackers: Yesterday a guy asked me a huge idiot question that made me laugh out loud.Xiaobai: Oh? What’s the problem? Hacker: Can he ask the disk to be upgraded? Xiaobai: Why can’t it be? Hacker: ... Oh, sorry, I forgot that I’m facing you...

next day

Xiaobai: Depressed, ah, depressed... Hacker: What happened? Xiaobai: I am very sad that Pluto was expelled from the nine planets.Hacker: ...What does it have to do with you? Xiaobai: I think going once will take you farther away.Hacker: Going to Mars is for you!

Hacker: Yesterday the headhunting company approached me and said that a company wanted to sign a contract with me with a monthly salary of 000 plus a bonus. Do you think it is tempting? Xiaobai: If they are willing to sign me, I will report now.Hacker: What can you do? Xiaobai: Well, if you don’t do technical work, you can’t do management. I can try to manage and become a vice president. As long as you can give me a monthly salary of 000.Hacker: Do you think there is such a stupid company? Xiaobai: Ask me, maybe people are always looking for someone like me to be the vice president. It's unpredictable.Hacker: k will recommend it to my haters tomorrow!

next day

Hacker: My enemy is looking for me.Xiaobai: Ah, then you run away quickly... Hacker: Where to run? Xiaobai: Go to a deep cliff and there are martial arts cheats. You practice it for ten or eight years and then fly here for revenge... Hacker: I x!

Xiaobai: I helped my friend repair the computer today.Hacker: Just you? Xiaobai: That’s right... Hacker: It’s a miracle that you can repair computers???? Xiaobai: What’s so strange that she can’t read movies in the CD drive... Hacker: Did she put DVD movies Put it in the VD drive and then can’t put it out? Xiaobai: Yes, so I know it must be her CD drive is broken and ask her to buy another VD drive tomorrow... Hacker:

Xiaobai: I want to buy a notebook.Hacker: Soft copy or hard copy? Xiaobai: It’s a laptop! Hacker: Why did you buy that? Xiaobai: Playing games.The key is to be beautiful, light and easy to take out. The most important thing is that it must be better than the air used by Ah Hua next door. Which one do you think I should buy? Hacker: Such a high requirement, 'Wenquxing' is the best for you!

Hacker: You can buy this laptop.Xiaobai: Oh, is this okay?Hacker: The configuration is good, the brand and the after-sales service are good.Xiaobai: It doesn't matter, what's important is what colors are there? Hacker: ... only black.Xiaobai: Ah?! Don’t these merchants know how to add some color or make it into a hamburger without considering consumer psychology? Hacker: Well, why don’t you go to the toy counter first?!

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Xiaobai: Can you do me a favor? Hacker: As long as it’s online!!! Xiaobai: I’m playing karting.. Help me steal a car with an exhaust pipe! Hacker : That’s only available in the Korean server! Xiaobai: I don’t care!!! You stole it from Korea! I want to use it in China! Then I’m really awesome! Haha! Hacker: …………… ...I still have something to do, I'm leaving first!

next day

A day a stranger adds a hacker.Stranger: Hello.Hacker: Don't bother idlers.Stranger: I am a beauty! Don't be so rude to a beauty.Hacker: Too bad I already have someone I like.Stranger: I'm 100 times prettier than the person you like.Hacker: But she is the most beautiful in my mind.Stranger: So disgusting.Hacker: No excuses.Stranger: Hello...

Hacker: Xiaobai, Xiaobai didn’t even change i, and still wants to test me??

next day

Xiaobai: Hey, why haven't I seen you for a long time? You got arrested?! Hacker: ... You're not busy, are you okay?Xiaobai: Okay, I’m busy too, I’ve cleared Lianliankan!! Hacker: …how are you and your boyfriend?Xiaobai: Boyfriend? What boyfriend? Hacker: Don’t you have a tall, handsome and mighty boyfriend?! Xiaobai: Oh, I’m just making it up, I’m afraid you’ll underestimate me... Hacker:...You, this super big boy idiot!!!!

Hacker: ...I like you.Xiaobai: Virus? Hacker: What virus? I mean unfortunately I found out that I like you very much.Xiaobai: Fooling me again, you always call me an idiot.Hacker: Yes, you are a big idiot, but I decided to sacrifice myself in order to maintain world peace so that you will not harm others... Xiaobai: ...

Xiaobai: Do you really like me?Hacker: ...hmm.Xiaobai: How much do you like it?Hacker: It’s just that when I don’t see it, my heart hurts and my head hurts when I see it.Xiaobai: Oh, I see.Hacker: ?? What do you understand?

Xiaobai: So you treat me like a child with cavities faces chocolate!

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